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they are so comfortable Dem dey beef untop foreigner land

I wish I could piss on her body

jeromestarks:
Do you know that if the girl worth helping, the guy would have borrowed the money just to help her? ( That's if he doesn't have).
Oga, the girl isn't worth it that's why.
When men see your sincerity and commitment as a girl, they can move mountains for you.

If he cannot help her will she beat him? Why is he ignoring her and feeling good about it?

Kingsmm55:
Sixteen years is an over ripe woman....what was the age of your mother when your father started hammering her kpekus inform of marriage,,,? Abeg the girl did the right thing... She even deserve Oscar or any award if it were in a sane clime...

pedophile osi

jeromestarks:
But guess what?
It didn't go the way she planned because the op is a smart guy who has made a convenant not to be stupid.

Nah he is a broke dude disguising as one of em bitter-ass redpillers

madridguy:
The film too dey touching.

Pussy

Wait so you let your husband f*CK you while you sleep? No wonder his friend had liver to try that with you he prolly thought you wouldn't mind

my penis long pass this one na, wetin long inside

She no even fine sef

duduade:
So wetin them steal

Food?

Water?

Citizens meal

Newusername:
Good afternoon educated fellows.
I am about to get a job that entails teaching children how to code., children in primary schools most likely. But I don't know how to go about it in terms of the materials to use. Please I need contributions on what to use to make them understand and most importantly what materials anything at all. I am supposed to return before the weeks runs out.
@ fynestboi please help me push

Start by showing them how to code with scratch app for PC and solo learn for Android and when going into the main event start with basics like html and css

Please � do a lot of practicals no kill Dem with note

SultanOfPuna:
Should be Teaching these Kids Programming, web design and Computer graphics..
WTF is this
This is 2022 not 1955

We have over 23 million tailors in Nigeria,
Dem suppose flog that teacher walahi
So she is proud that she taught kids how to sew cloth

While Kids in China are already creating Apps, and softwares. Nonesense 
Lets not celebrate mediocrity

see e mouth you Sabi programming?

NwekeUG:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CfHEgXsrrIO/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Ose lawsuit don set,make e check with a lawyer my friend

I am interested in the ICT position.
My email is olanrewaju.ajirobaju@gmail.com

Interested in number 13 IT Specialist , my email olanrewaju.ajirobaju@gmail.com

Instead make camera man wake them e dey snap

princeemmma:
Looking at the picture I remember our marching in song back then

H.I.P for the Hip for the Hi po po

Add yours

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Why e come dey tell us?

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Abeg for the web developers who make money from freelancing how do you find gigs apart from word of mouth?
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hi guys please do you guys know if the Direct entry admission process for university of lagos for 2019 closed

Hi guys is there anyone here who attended air force secondary ikeja lagos and finished with 2005 set? Abeg holla me it's pretty important

Hi guys,
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Thanking y'all in advance

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I have heard and read upandan but I will really appreciate if someone can just give me the full details on how I can register for ICAN?

Eyah ,nwankwor no fit satisfy e wife again, she don dey depend on carrot

hello, is this vacancy still open?

Casper the friendly ghost is kinda depressing

kay9:
Umm... elizabeth didn't drop the cars on tony, jeremy did.

Jeremy how? IM destroyed the arrow he fired and elizabeth was waving her hands around, it's a confusing scene sha perhaps I no look am well

robert downey jr
Anyway this is more like an avengers basketball match I've got don
chris evans
I've got anthony
scarlet johansson
I've got chad
anthony mackie
I've got jeremy
jeremy renner
Uh I'm retired and totally stand to gain or lose nothing from this
keving feige
except a paycheck you dumbf*ck
jeremy renner
Fine! I've got paul rudd
chris evans
I've got my untrained and traumatized elizabeth and sebastian don't worry he's cool now I know that because he remembers my mothers name
robert downey jr
Aw that makes us uneven
audience
How about your manually controlled robots from age of ultron
robert downey jr
Goddamit would you quit it with the common sense
audience
I'm just trying to help
robert downey jr
Mtchew!
narrator
robert travels to newyork to f*ck marisa tomei(the most cheerful and sexy widow in the world) and risk the life of her "son" despite being grieved stricken by a single parent who lost her son meanwhile chris and sebastian sneak out of the country by suiting up and using the totally public airport like a couple of geniuses
emily vancamp
Yay I'm still alive despite smashing a cocobolo desk and I'm totally cool with your sebastian friend chilling like nothing happened infact I'm committing treason for him.............oh all these st*pidity makes me h*rny can we f*ck on the hood of your car?
chris evans
Nah it's a pg-rated movie so let's settle for disturbing the audience by making out
audience
with the niece of your girlfriend few scenes after her death? #Classy
chris evans
F*ck you
narrator
meanwhile back at the avengers mansion elizabeth isn't done annoying us with her irritatingly fake accent
paul betany
Hey I cooked you dinner and wore a sweater and khaki pants for swag purposes
elizabeth olsen
Why? Oh God please don't tell me I'm gonna f*ck a robot in this movie come on
paul betany
But according to the comics we've got the hots for each other
elizabeth olsen
*sigh*
paul betany
I'll be back I've got to go change into something comfortable (gets zapped by jeremy and then force field into the ground by elizabeth like she should have done to frank grillo)
elizabeth olsen
Phew!Thank you
narrator
and so the avengers battle olympics begins as iron man kicks off by destroying a helicopter in typical avengers fashion
tom holland
Time for the big reveal.......spiderman is in this movie
audience
Um yay? I mean we totally saw this part in the trailer and what's with peter parker always being a high school student in the movies? come on he's graduated twice already perhaps y'all should find a story in a timeline in college or working photographer jeez
paul rudd
Grrr! I'm a douchebag so I'll pick on the minor
marvel
The moral of the story is bullying and picking on minors is adorable

Signed
Marvel team
tom holland
Hmmm ant man spiderman so many insect men up in here anyone got a bug spray? Get it? Spiderman humor(gets kicked in the teeth for his bad joke)
chris evans
Thanks paul hey robert it's time to......
robert downey jr
No not yet I wanna fight jeremy renner first
elizabeth olsen
ahem!
robert downey jr
Oh sh*t who set elizabeth free?
elizabeth olsen
You locked me in my room
robert downey jr
Say what you will but at least I'm not using you as a divertion so I can slip off. With my boyfriend and risk having you captured or killed
elizabeth olsen
Good point but not good enough because I'm mad
robert downey jr
Wait I killed your family and you've finally decided to kill me cause I grounded you? And is anyone else not buying that you aren't a teenager? For the love of God you look 30
elizabeth olsen
*gasp* why you (drops a bunch of cars on robert)
robert downey jr
seriously that didn't kill me? Even though my suit scatters like lego toys in iron man 3? Okay
narrator
meanwhile sebastian and anthony re-enact a tom and jerry cartoon scene by getting their a*sses kicked by tom holland
sebastian stan
Wait am I seriously losing to a teenager? Especially when I just bashed everyone in the previous scene?
anthony mackie
Grrrr I'm gonna aggressively beat this kid cause that's what we black people do right?
paul rudd
Hey scarlet wanna flirt fight?
scarlet johansson
*rolling eyes* this will be embarassing (and it is especially when she flips on her own like a freaking looney)
scarlet johansson
eat buzz for making me look like a crazy person (zaps paul)
paul rudd
Hey that nearly killed me you c*nt I thought this was a friendly match(endagers roberts life by messing with roberts wiring) hmmm its weird just how many attempted murders have been committed in this friendly match(tossing fuel car at roberts avengers)
don cheadle
*in southern slave accent*Em who do I battles sirs
robert downey jr
Go crazy take on chris
don cheadle
Ooo yes masser I'm ons its masser(chris makes him his b*tch)
really guys?
chad boswick
I'm on it (is made a b*tch too) I don't need this mess I should be looking for sebastian
narrator
scarlett and jeremy have a rematch
scarlett jeremy
Hey so how is retirement? having fun with no neighbours?
jeremy renner
Having fun with no man in your life?
scarlett johansson
hey I'm playing catch up not spit roast choke on my crotch mr bland
jeremy renner
I'm not mr bland I just happen to play leading roles in failed franchises and side kicks in successful ones (choking)
Guys.... Little help?
elizabeth olsen
(Tosses scarlett with her force field) no means no go get a vibrator instead of rubbing on every guy you see
scarlett johansson
Oh Gawd I need to go to a hospital
robert downey jr
Psst suck that up b*tch everyone form brave heart formation I've got scarlet,tommy,don,chadwick and paul my hommie
paul betany
elizabeth left me with blue balls and I want................revenge
chris evans
And I've got anthony,elizabeth,jeremy,paul and sebastian
robert downey jr
In other words the tacky team
chris evans
no its not
robert downey jr
admit it my team sh*ts on your team.......aiit now seriously chris stand down I don't want to kill you
chris evans
That's why you fired countless tank missiles at us
robert downey jr
Hey elizabeth dropped cars on me
Okay now I'm pissed stand down or we'll make your gritty franchise campy and silly
chris evans
[s]robert, look sebastian is been framed by a dude in siberia let's go hunt him down you can keep sebastian prisoner as a sign of goodwill[/s] ATTACK!!!!
tom holland
They are not stopping mr downey
robert downey jr
Very well,Let's camp the f*ck outta this movie
chris evans
the hell you are (picks on tom holland) you should have more respect for your elders get it? Cause I'm over a hundred years old and......
audience
Zzzzzzzzzz
chris evans
A*ss
sebastian stan
c'mon this scene is taking forever let's go clear my name already
chris evans
Haha like taking down daniel will suddenly make the world forget all the other people you killed..... oh you aint kidding okay let's "clear your name" I guess
paul rudd
I'll cover you so you can run(grows big)
robert downey jr
Seriously, you know we can totally run around you
paul rudd
no you can't... see? don just flew right into my grasp
robert downey jr
That's doesn't count don's an *diot
don cheadle
hey!
chadwick boseman
I mean we could also trip him with a stair car or something
robert downey jr
Or I can fire a rocket at him
paul rudd
Would you stop talking about how this is a bad idea c'mon the fan b*ners are to the roof don't ruin it
(Paul flies through him). Goddammit what did I just say?(Destroys a plane for no reason)
narrator
chris and sebastien bump into scarlett
scarlett johansson
I'm taking you guys in
sebastien stan
c'mon we had choke sex in the last scene doesn't that count
scarlett johansson
Alright you may pass
chris evans
And we played tongue hockey in the last movie
scarlett johansson
Aii that's a pass too
chad boswick
Grrrrr you aint leaving till I kill your a*ss
scarlett johansson
Yea I'm definitely gonna have fun stunning your uppity a*ss
chad boswick
Hey buh we........oh sh*t(gets stunned to sh*t)
narrator
meanwhile paul mind r*pes elizabeth is about to go 2nd base with her
robert downey jr
Hey paul shoot down sebastien and chris anthony in honor of the black men police shooters of America
paul bettany
AMERICA!!! (Shoots down don instead) oops wait that still counts right?
robert downey jr
fine I'll complete the racist cycle myself(blasts anthony to kingdom come) anyone gonna chase chris oh forget it

To be continued.....

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