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always wearing black like e dey mourn Nigeria or something

LesbianBoy:
50 cent that has been touring for months now no get money again? Do you know how much they make from tours? Yes he lost plenty money at a point in his career but he is coming back stronger. He has has done 55 shows world wide and he is still planning to do more. Omo, he is cashing out.

four words... CHECK HIS NET WORTH

this one dey find who e fit manipulate, I kuku trust Yoruba gehs, those hoes ain't loyal

DollarBuddy:
So there's this cute 20 year-old Yoruba babe who lives with her elder brother, a senior Gynecologist in a government owned hospital in my area. She is so down to earth and very respectful.

To cut the long story short, this Yoruba girl has been entering my eyes like Omo detergent since the year 1241 AD

As I no want to talk too much, or to be seen as a player, I arranged for us to meet at an open space, an eatery. When she showed up, we only had a short chat before I told her straight up, that i want to marry her. If you see as babe shock ba

Anyways, I mean it. I'm 36 and the Yoruba girl would be 21 by next year September. She has agreed that I come to greet her brother. And I'll be doing that pretty soon.

She is just my spec. She is very brilliant and voluptuously curvy. She'll be graduating from the University by next year.

I hate to waste a lady's time, Godwilling as soon as she graduates by September next year, we're tying the knots.

samdavjustin:
So guys it looks like 50cent wants to produce series about the life of HUSPUPPI.
I personally can not wait for this to drop!!

50 cent? That one wey no get money again

Bvlgari:
Moment Rema passed out and collapsed on stage during a UK concert


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L04JjtWZ3XM

Fans in Tears As Rema ‘Passes Out’ on Stage, Singer Reveals It’s a Prank As He Finishes Show Energetically

In a video sighted online, the singer was seen been rushed off stage in a stretcher as people around tried to help him.

Few minutes later, Rema bolted from the stretcher he had been lying on and headed to stage into the wild cries of fans who were relieved to see him.

prank abi Igbo don dey make am dey mad, if e like make e no voice out make we help am

farem:
God hasn’t told me there’s going to be election next year – Adeboye

…..says naira not even worth paper it’s printed on



https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vanguardngr.com/2022/11/god-hasnt-told-me-theres-going-to-be-election-next-year-adeboye/amp/

This one no dey tire to dey predict nonsense

I don't know why everyone is mad at him for this, they can work for free if they want na
Me no go mind to boost my cv

Bvlgari:
Trendy video of a huge pile of Naira notes reportedly stored at a person's home.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJ6RIodkjL4

Ah ah who gave them keys to my 13th house in the village?

Loveisnotenough:
Wait o! How do people cope in a relationship? I swear being Single has more liberty. I've hooked myself to a big Jezebel.

How we met: At a friend's house. She liked me instantly and asked my friend for my number through WhatsApp. Then we started chatting.

Note: We had sex twice the day after we met but now she's forming CATWOMAN.

Pros:

Ability to speak English fluently
Has some Gangster babe vibes.

CONS:

Cannot Submit - She'll forever be right.

- She turns little discussion to arguments and anger.

- cannot care for a home. cannot do basic things in the house except when forced, like sweeping, laying of bed after sleep, this beach cannot fry egg or cook anything other than rice.

- Someone we had sex last week now Find faults when I touch her. always talking that I'm forceful, I'm afraid of being accused of rape.

- She is rude but very jealous.

- She wants me to stop speaking our native language. We're same tribe from North region.

- she always want to identify as the most intelligent and richest in the room. Person way I day send even 500 for POS.

Can someone command get this thing outta my bed, She's sleeps till 10am everyday.

Una day try for relationship o.

Na God know when I go marry for this life.

She sounds hawt gimme her number

Zonefree:
Nice one. Looks yummy

Can this go with Heineken?

No with alomo

frozen70:
Get some one that will give you a copy of his international passport and national ID copy and 1 passport picture

Full his details approximately and take it to court for stamping, then take it to your preferred center

Are you applying online

@meetme01,@frozen70 thank you very much the site opened today so I was able to get guarantors form, please is there a place where I can have the forms stamped at alausa?

Hi guys
Please does any one know how I can get guarantors form for passport application and how do I get it stamped by commissioner of oaths

Thank you in advance

Fira09:
SOURCE

redpillers for life baby

fine geh the driver get taste

Fira09:
SOURCE

bros don dey smoke

Odewaleadesoye:
DAILY POST

Yinmu if u talk too much, all your Aristos for govt go stop to dey fvck u o

sai buhari

this peter obi resemble people wey dey organize harvest programme for Catholic churches

Why na say na when I wan Japa na e america come dey find Russia trouble?

Biiznesman:
Hi I come from a family of 4 the last. I and my single brother stay with my aged father. 4 months ago my married sister left her home and came home promising to stay a few days that she has an argument with her husband.

She had been having issues with her husband. But upon hearing her husbands side of the story it was different from what she told us, he claimed she threatened to walk out of him and her 5 children and she won't suffer. She claimed she works as a middleman sales person.

Fast forward to today, she doesn't do anything, just sit around and eat food we prepared. My income is barely enough to keep up with me, as a teacher so is my elder brother, we both contribute money to take care of our aged father. But taking care of an additional mouth seem to be expensive as she eats like a glutton.

My Senior ones who don't stay with us has stopped sending her money, and she is planning to fight for custody of her 5 children and bring them home for us to feed them. I plan to save up and move to a new apartment, but of late, I find out that I have not been saving since she came.

We have explained all to her and talked to her but she seemed not to understand. What should I do? I need advice from the house.

Step your game up and make more money you broke son of a bitch

Obavoh:
My wife put to bed 2 weeks ago.

My mother usually takes care of her but her aunty decided to come this time.

I usually have sex with my wife 2 weeks after she puts to bed. It pains her a little but I am very gentle with her. She knows I am not a cheating husband that is why.

Last night as I tried to make love to her, she was crying as usual. Before you know it, her aunty started banging the door and was shouting that I want to kill my wife.

I felt so embarrassed and went tried to explain to her that it’s not so. She said if I try it again she will carry my wife and children back to the village and will return her bride price.

She asked me to wait for at least 4 months before I touch my wife again which I promised her I will as I did not want her to report to my wife’s family.

What can I do? I don’t want to cheat on my wife and I don’t want to disrespect my Inlaw by sending her away. She is a nice woman but she is making me uncomfortable in my own home.

ehn call police na

the man don frustrate. Woman wey u go shout untop e head

She no even fine sef

Later Dem go jump come out say na hoax

She no even fine sef

Bvlgari:
Lady laments as rats eat up her 500k she kept to pay house rent.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWr9a2Vyt08

Make e dey advertise for boys around e area say e get 500k cash for e house

Stephen2324:
My then girlfriend is happily married to the man that told her to leave me and marry him

His reasons was I was still young that I will still be able to love again

Bruh na man dey do man

Tell her father to leave her mother and marry you e go pain am gan

ImoleNaija:
I got to know when she sent a screenshot of our chats. I really wouldn't like to make a mountain out of a molehill.

Does it matter?

simp oshi

Meksbig:
My point is, of all the things you could imagine her doing when she is older you settled on anal sex.
It's weird to imagine what a child would like sexually when he or she is older.

It's not weird and anal sex is not a bad thing it's just biology

Meksbig:
Bro no offense but this is messed up

What? I said when she is older

dis kind geh go like do @nal wen she big