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TV/Movies / Re: Swing & A Miss: John Wick by severee(m): 5:48pm On Nov 17, 2015 |
33117: actually spectre was obviously going to suck, that sam mendes guy is not bond material he was just lucky with skyfall as for rogue nation after the tosca scene i just tuned off it was so boring i wonder what critics loved in that movie |
TV/Movies / Re: Swing & A Miss: John Wick by severee(m): 10:03pm On Nov 07, 2015 |
ba7man: We'll see about that Swing and a miss: mad max fury /////////////loading......11% |
TV/Movies / Re: Swing & A Miss: John Wick by severee(m): 7:47am On Nov 07, 2015 |
narrator keanu locates alfie allen, he kills all of alfies bodyguards and then he kills alfie allen anti climatically of course keanu could always shoot alfie allen with a long range rifle and leave everyone else who had nothing to do with his dog alone keanu reeves Ha! Now its all over i have closure now audience Phew! Okay i'm off micheal nvquist Uh I ain't done yet keanu reeves What do you mean? micheal nvquist Remember how your dog got murdered and you went batsh*t crazy on the russian mob? Well we are doing it again this time by killing willem dafoe your mentor willem dafoe Me? What did i do? micheal nvquist Well you set keanu free and my son is dead because of that willem dafoe O_o and you're sure it had nothing to do with the lazy security detail you put around him? Besides you were the one who was dumb enough to hire keanu's friend to kill keanu micheal nvquist yea well, everybody makes mistakes willem dafoe And now you are going to murder me like that wouldn't keanu come after you and kill you too micheal nvquist Well if he does that i've implanted andrianne palicki to take him out willem dafoe You mean the same chick injured keanu whooped with his bare hands imagine what he can do when he has guns micheal nvquist Holy cow you're right quick ready my chopper i'm fleeing dean winters Oh wait that was an option andrianne palicki Don't worry boss keanu's not gonna know what hit him(phone rings) hey ian, of course i can totally leave my post and have a meeting with you in a totally isolated place narrator she conveniently walks away as keanu arrives to see his buddie dead and totally flip out keanu reeves grrrr! Micheal didn't even have the decency of calling the Pizza boys to clean this up, its a good thing he didn't wire the house to blow now i can go activate revenger mode even though micheal has an hour headstart(gets into his bullet car complete with magic gps) andrianne palicki Ok so what is this all about? ian macshane PSYCH! We are here to kill you for killing that black guy in my hotel, as it is against the rules, Boys?! Let her have it narrator they gangr*pe her with bullets and then they disappear, meanwhile keanu[s]stealthily gets to the chopper before micheal,stealthily plants an explosive and walks away in his awesome stealthiness[/s] catches up with micheal's convoy and starts ramming his car into theirs like a scene from beverly hills cop dean winters Oh c'mon there are about 10 of us in 2 suvs how is keanu kicking our a*ss when there is just 1 of him in a bloody sports car? micheal nvquist Come to think of it maybe i should've travelled by boat dean winters How did keanu even find us? keanu reeves Ian told me ian mcshane No i said that i neither can confirm nor deny that micheal is leaving or staying in a helicopter or a chopper dean winters can it ian(turns to micheal) what did you do, tweet our location or something? micheal nivquist you know all you've done is sit and complain what's even more hilarious is that keanu hardly gives a sh*t about you so i wonder why you still hanging around? Anyway, have a gun get keanu narrator dean manages to wound keanu but then he begins to cackle like a cartoon villain so keanu reeves murders his a*ss out of anger keanu reeves Ha it's me and you micheal micheal nvquist Ever noticed this cliche where the good guy kills all the henchmen and always fights their boss last,is there anything that stops the boss from dying first keanu reeves Well i'm about to create another cliche which is toss my fully loaded gun away and hope you don't have a hidden weapon stashed somewhere micheal nvquist Sucker (stabs keanu in his old injury) keanu reeves hehehe that tickles(murders micheal) i've been stabbed and i'm probably Bleeding out and no hospital will take me cause i've killed so many people i'm f*cked................best time for a joyride(gets into an SUV and crashes it )...........Time to jerk off to a video of my wife(is about to jerk off to a video of his wife when he notices a pet shelter)...........time to steal a dog damn! I've got really bad ideas........ oh look a stapler i'll just staple my sliced abdomen and eveything will be fine narrator [b]keanu walks away with a pitbull and they live happily ever after even though keanu is mortally wounded and wouldn't last long or micheals colleagues from russia will come looking for keanu or the suv he crashed has his DNA all over it and it just led the police to the scene of a multiple homicide...........but it's a happy ending anyway End 1 Like |
TV/Movies / Re: Swing And A Miss: Gone Girl by severee(m): 2:18am On Oct 23, 2015 |
Raalsalghul: First time i dey hear that one, the movie was really dull and boring and ridiculous |
TV/Movies / Re: Swing & A Miss: John Wick by severee(m): 4:20pm On Oct 22, 2015 |
lance reddick Ok so would you like some painkillers? keanu reeves Nah! i'll rather drink myself to a stupor Like the professional that i'm..........look i would have loved to pay but unfortunately my chocolate coin flipping hand is bursted so put it on my tab(heads upstairs) alfie allen Dad dad dad i was almost killed by your boogie man assassin oh God he's such a bada*ss(sh*ts his pants) micheal nyqvist he what? Time to feel the wrath of a russian gangster quick[s]put keanu in trouble with rival gangs so they can kill him[/s] pay willem dafoe to kill keanu reeves dean winters Really? Aren't those guys like super close? I mean they are like two balls in a nut sack micheal nyqvist Fine for assurance we shall put out contracts to keanu's other friends at ubiystan continental dean winters *face palms* narrator keanu reeves is recuperating in his hotel room,willem plays guardian angel over keanu by monitoring keanu who is in a hotel filled with assassins from a vantage point willem dafoe Hey what's this? Andrianne is gonna kill keanu i must keanu reeves *snaps* what da good f*ck? adrianne palicki hi i caught wind of the bounty on your head so instead of tossing a grenade into your room or walking in with a fire arm i've decided to suffocate you with a pillow keanu reeves May i ask how exactly were you going to claim the bounty? I could have been killed by anyone how were you going to prove that you did it andrianne palicki Just shut up and fight narrator keanu kicks the red dawn out of andrianne palicki keanu reeves Hey my arm is all better who would have thought? on second thought, micheal nyqvist put a bounty on my head? oh its on now hey andrianne where does micheal nyqvist keep all his money? andrianne palicki Ha you expect a hardass assassin chick like me to spi.....(Flips through script) oh er he keeps all of his cash in a church keanu reeves he he Nice try seriously where does he keep his money? in a church is that supposed to be a joke? Hasn't he heard of a thing called diversification Or a savings account? So you mean he has a mountain of cash and chocolate coins chilling in a f*cking church? anyway hey clarke peteres my next door assassin. Could you help me watch her till "house keeping come" *devil smile* clarke peters *devil smile* yes house keeping......... Wait that's supposed to mean something right? Ok is this a live action movie? i don't understand why y'all keep tossing around characters and concepts and codenames like we are all supposed to understand all that under 90minutes andrianne palicki Well i guess you're never gonna fight out(murders clarke peters and house keeping is never revealed) narrator next keanu[s]stealthily infiltrates the church, destroys the pile of cash and chocolate coins stealthily and walks away in awesome stealthiness[/s] bursts into a catholic church and murders everyone without asking questions keanu reeves Wait a minute is this corpus christi savings and loans? injured priest Er yea keanu reeves Phew! For a second back there i thought i just murdered innocent catholics now lead me to the vault narrator they get to the vault keanu reeves When micheal nyquist shows up give him a message for me( sets stacks of money on fire cause apparently he has nothing epic to say) dean winter Er micheal keanu just burnt all your cash and chocolate coins you didn't put all your cash in one place did you? micheal nvquist hmmmn this could be a trap to lure me in the open but on second thought.............keanu set fire to all me money eugene crabs from spongebob Hmmmmn that's sounds familiar in a spongebob kind of way narrator micheal and his goons shows up at the church and he murders the priest in broad daylight keanu reeves this is actually a trap to lure micheal out in the open[s]stealthily snatches micheal for interrogation and leaves the scene in awesome stealthiness[/s] rushes head first and starts murdering everyone micheal nyqvist oh sh*t keanu is unstoppable is there anyone with his mumu button here? SUV Did someone call my name (Knocks out keanu) audience Phew! Keanu is dead this torture of a movie is finally over keanu reeves Tada i'm not dead audience Oh c'mon you got knocked out by a freaking SUV how are you still alive i hope this isn't gonna be one of those movies where They say you're half human half ancient alien race just to avoid confrontation keanu reeves (Changes topic) where am i and why are you keeping me alive? micheal nvquist Well because.............em because.............that's because.......... look i'm keeping you alive and that's that ok? keanu reeves Dude just gimme your son and all this won't be necessary micheal nyqvist A full grown man's life in exchange for the life of a pup you only knew a few days? Who does that keanu reeves No you don't understand(snickers) that puppy was my life(holds back laughter) that puppy was my life(laughs some more) that pup was oh boy(lets out a roar of laughter) lord i can't even say that with a straight face micheal nvquist Yea we're done here, kill him Daniel Bernhardt Oh dang it i'm out of ammo let's lazily suffocate him with a plastic bag narrator they lazily suffocate keanu with a plastic bag but unfortunately for them willem dafoe implausibly tracks them down and frees keanu reeves who in turn murders Daniel Bernhardt and surprises micheal who is just a few blocks away micheal nyqvist Oh for Gods sake how did u escape? keanu reeves Willem dafoe found me and set me free with his long range rifle micheal nvquist Willem? How did he find you? I can't remember telling him anything keanu reeves And why does he keep firing long range shots when he can just lend a hand to get me out of fixes? Anyway i want you to call off the contract on my head micheal nvquist That's it? Sure thing as long as you won't ask me for........ keanu reeves Oh and i want your son too micheal nvquist dude if i get you a new puppy and return your car would you leave my son and my money alone? keanu reeves Are you seriously negotiating with me right now? I can totally blow off your face right now micheal nvquist Ha no you won't if you kill me you'll never know where my son is and you know how you rely heavily on information keanu reeves oh i guess you saw through my poker face huh micheal nvquist But i'll give you the address anyway for the sake of plot progression keanu reeves Wohoo for plot progression now. make sure the address you are giving me is the right address and not some house crawling with law enforcement officers ready to take me in micheal nyqvist It's the right address keanu reeves And make sure you don't advise your bodyguards to relocate alfie to another safe house or to watch out for me when i come micheal nyqvist You gat it bro keanu reeves And most definitely don't tell your contract killers where i'm headed micheal nyqvist Sure thing To be continued... |
TV/Movies / Re: Swing & A Miss: John Wick by severee(m): 10:20pm On Oct 21, 2015 |
shockwave91: It's all these asian gun-boxing assassin movies from 1995 back when gun-boxing assassin idea was awesome |
TV/Movies / Re: Swing & A Miss: John Wick by severee(m): 11:22pm On Oct 20, 2015 |
narrator next Alfie Allen takes keanu's car to the only chop shop in all of new york for new number plates and registration cause that's all you need to escape car theft,aggrevated assault and Home invasion charges john leguizamo Uh where did you get this car? i know this car it was specially made for one guy holy sh*t (smacks Alfie Allen) get outta my chop shop Alfie Allen ouch! all you had to do was ask me to leave. hmmm this is a real reason to whack someone but i will pass i've filled my batsh*t crazy quota for the day narrator meanwhile keanu reeves is busy [s]calling the cops to report a home invasion/car jacking[/s] taking a nap, burying his dog, having breakfast while catching up on some soaps, then he totally puts on a shirt stained with blood and takes a bus to see john leguizamo [b]john leguizamo Yea that's right some russian gringo brought your ride and i was like ese i ain't touching that cause it belongs to my amigo keanu and so go f*ck yourself keanu reeves O_o and it didn't occur to you that you could perhaps offer to safe keep it at the shop for a day or two and call me to clarify why a russian dude has my car? john leguizamo Oops i guessed that may have worked too keanu reeves So who is he john leguizamo Well his father is a russian gangster you used to work with its a suprise you don't know his son i mean you just quit the game 5years ago the least he could have been then was 25 keanu reeves How do you know this exactly? john leguizamo Cause his dad called me and i told him the car belonged to you and you are likely gonna go rambo on their a*sses for stealing it keanu reeves ugh! You totally ratted me out? What da? Now they are gonna want me dead for sure you know you are a real a*ss hole(walks away) narrator Alfie Allen meets with his gangster russian father micheal nyqvist at home micheal nyqvist Hey everyone, i'm russian in this movie that's why i'm drinking a lot of alchohol and have santa claus like beards cause that's what a stereotypical russian looks like and here comes my son also with beards and a leather jacket because that's what russians look like, you know instead of all these racial stereotypes why didn't you just get real russian actors? anyway Did you just steal keanus car? Alfie Allen Yep, you want a ride? micheal nyqvist (Kicks son's a*ss) was there any reason you couldn't just buy the car from a dealership? i'm sure there are tons of them around you didn't have to steal baba yaga's car Alfie Allen O_o i stole the boogie man's car? Are smoking it or taking it in the arm? micheal nyqvist Shut up man that guy used to work for me, 5 years ago he got snatched by some girl and wanted to leave so i gave him his final assignment which was to whack all my competitors in one day and he did it under an hour......... hey that would have been a better storyline you know? dean winters Wait a minute so you had such a dangerous acquaintance and you decided to keep him alive? Why didn't you just kill him or teach your bodyguards keanu's skills incase he went batsh*t crazy and attacked you? Alfie Allen Oh sh*t! nice story dad if you excuse me i'm gonna go get laid in a public club micheal nyqvist Alright son have fun, ok so keanu reeves has totally declined from talking about this, i guess i have no choice than to send narrator meanwhile keanu takes a long shower and puts on his tailor made suit which he broke out of the ground with his guns and his past, because he needs to look good for his guests keanu reeves *deep breaths* it's showtime(kills everyone in a minute) that's it? so i'm the best hitman because i steal chow yun fat's gun boxing moves? police officer Knock knock keanu reeves Oh i bet you're the cop that almost put me away when i was still a hitman and now you are back with a vegeance police officer Actually i'm not, the neighbours just want you to keep the noise down, have fun killing people (walks away) keanu reeves O_o ok! Er i guess i have to clean this up then (picks up phone) hey i'll like an extra large pizza with russian pepperoni and 6 slices, anchovies not necessary narrator some removal dudes show up David Patrick Kelly In our line of business we talk in codes( even though a police man just saw keanu blatantly murder someone and didn't give a sh*t) , nice to see you again keanu you were our favourite customer because apparently hitmen now care about their victims having funerals keanu reeves Thank you for your services i shall now pay you in chocolate coins, apparently in the underworld we get paid in chocolate coins and don't bother asking what it's exchange rate is on the money market or how we survive on chocolate coins just go with it.....hmmm i can't work from here i have to camp at a hotel till my vegeance is over narrator keanu heads unto a hotel far away Lance Reddick Welcome to ubiytsa continental , i'm your concierge who has an african accent for no reason, do you have a reservation? keanu reeves Yes my usual suite please Lance Reddick Ok my friend so lemme once again explain the rules, no killing of assassins within ubiytsa premises keanu reeves Wait so the residents here are all assassins? Lance Reddick Yea it's like a boarding school for skilled assassins james mcavoy Hmmm that sounds familiar in a wanted kind of way keanu reeves So what happens if i almost kill someone in the hotel do i get penalized for that?what if i drag a resident outside the premises and kill them there do i go scot free? What if i find a vantage point close to the building and kill some one with a long range rifle........ Lance Reddick that will be 2 chocolate coins thank you keanu reeves Hmmm i see you accept those too red head chick Hi keanu long time no see keanu reeves i can see you giving me f*ck me eyes this could either mean we are gonna play some extreme pelvic hockey or you are gonna try to kill me later Adrianne Palicki You deduced all that from Hi keanu long time no see? narrator keanu meets ian mcshane propietor of ubiytsa continental and head of the assassins union newyork chapter Keanu reeves How can i find alfie allen? ian mcshane I can neither deny nor say for sure that i know nor ignore the location or disappearance of your target who may or may not be the son of ........... keanu reeves damn! Can you find him or not? ian mcshane Go have a drink at the bar keanu reeves thanks i happen to be thirsty bartender Hey keanu it's been ages you want the usual keanu reeves Yea a bloody mary not too thick with a slice of lime and crushed ice, so how much do i owe you adjusting for inflation and sh*t bartender Nah don't worry about it your chocolate coins are no good here seriously we take normal money here narrator keanu finds a note under his glass with alfie allen's location then keanu heads out to go prepare micheal nyqvist Hmmmm keanu sure relies alot on information maybe i should have bought ian mcshane's loyalty and asked him not to say sh*t to keanu, anyway time to sing a russian kindergaten rhyme(does so) narrator [s]keanu heads over to the club in stealth kills alfie allen in stealth and works away with his awesome stealthiness[/s] keanu begins murdering people who had nothing to do with his dog's death then he hesitates when he gets to alfie allen, Who then escapes and has keanu reeves chase him into the dancefloor of the club , keanu then opens fire killing more innocent people before keanu gets his a*ss kicked by Daniel Bernhardt so keanu returns to his hotel to go cry keanu reeves Wow this is how i operate? It's a miracle that i'm not dead yet.Hey lance reddick send me my usual doctor to my room i just got f*cked up To be continued........ |
TV/Movies / Re: Swing & A Miss: John Wick by severee(m): 11:16pm On Oct 20, 2015 |
shockwave91: Oh thank you very much for the intro Abeg John "weak" na joke go watch crying freeman it's way better |
TV/Movies / Re: Swing & A Miss: John Wick by severee(m): 5:09pm On Oct 20, 2015 |
Csami: The movie would have worked better if it was a comedy, john wick's motive for revenge, the hotel, the police the syndicate all seemed too comical for an action thriller enoquin:Musical? Thanks for the heads up i shall avoid at all cost |
TV/Movies / Re: Swing & A Miss: John Wick by severee(m): 10:48pm On Oct 19, 2015 |
Enoquin: Ah man i felt sorry for ben affleck at the end just imagine living with a crazy person well on the bright side his bar will be getting business now which will slice his financial problems in half Gone are the days when hollywood movies disappoint me, i don get special skill, now na from advert i go know as the whole film go be Into the woods is that red riding hood? |
TV/Movies / Re: Swing & A Miss: John Wick by severee(m): 8:46pm On Oct 19, 2015 |
Enoquin: https://www.nairaland.com/1994100/swing-miss-gone-girl here you go , i didn't like the ending of gone girl, her motive was too shallow and her plan had a few loose ends like she didn't delete the footage from the surveillance camera which could show she wasn't kidnapped in the first place, the people who robbed her can always call her out and if they ran clinical tests on her when she returned home they would have known she wasn't pregnant as she claimed couldn't they even see that the urine sample belonged to her neighbour? armadeo:i'll check out the mad max later for old times sake and #FriendlyAdvice no dey follow review, many times reviews has led me into confirm bush see john wick it's 85% on rotten tomatoes can you imagine? I no dey follow reviews for my life again |
TV/Movies / Re: Swing & A Miss: John Wick by severee(m): 6:10pm On Oct 19, 2015 |
Enoquin: Hehehe actually i did gone girl too i was so mad when i saw it, they just ruined rosamund pike for me |
TV/Movies / Swing & A Miss: John Wick by severee(m): 3:41pm On Oct 19, 2015 |
narrator derek kolstad has a ground breaking,fresh idea for a movie that will revolutionize the american movie industry derek kolstad hi guys remember me? the dude that wrote movies like eva longoria Ok before a movie can be considered amazing you have to possess a smashing, storyline,screen play,cast,theme,direction and cinematography now blow me away derek kolstad How's this for mind blowing? The story is about a [s]chemistry teacher who transforms into the meth kingpin of new mexico amidst the mexican cartel and other deadly rivals[/s] a retired hitman who goes on a revenge mission against his former employer entitled john wick The script is going to be written,proof written,edited and revised by non other than As for themes and scores that will be handled by Cinematography shall be handled by Then about casting, eva longoria i like it narrator keanu reeves is a handsome,fashionable, glamorous ex-hitman and affectionate husband with a kickass pad,kickass car who is happily married and totally does not suffer from PTSD or have yakuza gangsters declaring Fukushū on his a*ss keanu reeves yea i'm living the dream man i'm married to a hot mute for a wife bridget moynahan But i'm not a mute keanu reeves really?! but you've hardly said sh*t bridget moynahan yea someone thought it was a good idea to make my character as irrelevant as possible even though the reverse is the case (Dies) keanu reeves You're dying now? Why? bridget moynahan Duh! i'm terminally ill keanu reeves Ok do the audience at least get details of the disease that killed my wife? bridget moynahan Nope keanu reeves This is so weird how are they supposed to connect with me when i don't even as much as mention my wifes name the entire movie? Perhaps they shouldn't have put her there in the first place, maybe the movie should have opened with me caressing her picture or standing over her grave that would have made more sense narrator at her funeral keanu reeves acts like he had a bad lunch rather than someone who just lost the love of his life, he bumps into willem his old buddy from the assassin days willem dafoe Hello keanu keanu reeves Oh awesome some action willem dafoe Actually i'm your friend/mentor in the assassin industry keanu reeves Really? So you're totally not distracting me so you can try to impale me with your glider? willem dafoe Ugh! *rolling eyes* listen i'm also retired too okay i just came to pay my last respects to your mom keanu reeves Actually it was my aunty derek kolstad it's your wife bridget monahan remember? keanu reeves Not my fault if she was actually in more than two scenes perhaps i would remember, for crying out loud we didn't even kiss she could totally count as my sister at this rate willem dafoe Whatever i care about you so much that i shall leave you alone to mourn your wife you know, the way good friends do bridget monahan Oh before i forget i totally just willed a puppy to you keanu reeves When did you do that? We've been married for 5 years and perhaps dated for even more so how come your "puppy" hasn't aged all this time? bridget monahan You're overthinking this honey anyway i got you a puppy to help you get over my death (because therapists don't exist in this movie) keanu reeves You sent me a puppy to get over you? Is this a hidden message that i become a vet? bridget monahan No keanu reeves So it's some dumb therapeutic bullsh*t you got from watching alot of Dr phil? bridget monahan What? No keanu reeves Wait a minute is this because i called you a b*tch that one time c'mon i apologized bridget monahan ugh! It's a plot device alright? keanu reeves Oh no have i been tricked into some kiddy flick like vin diesel in the pacifier? How did i not see this coming? bridget monahan *scowls* puppy Hey i'm a cute little beagle pup named daisy, i'm self-toilet trained, i totally don't howl and bother you at night and i eat whatever sh*t you gimme i'm the perfect companion keanu reeves Awwww! Let's be friends you can totally replace my wife narrator keanu reeves is at a gas station when Alfie Allen pulls up with his entourage Alfie Allen (In cheesy russian accent) hey guys i'm the most happy russian on earth and i'm also the reckless son of a russian gangster Michael Nyqvist Boyd Holbrook Hmmm that sounds familiar in a run all night kind of way audience Ugh! Russian gangsters again?what's the deal man? Taken 3 russian gangsters, equalizer russian gangsters Jeez why don't you try shifting to irish mobsters or chinese triad gangs? Communism is no longer a threat so take it easy with sh*tting on russia Alfie Allen Hey keanu i love your ride keanu reeves Whatever Alfie Allen Sell it to me? keanu reeves No Alfie Allen Grrrrr! You're f*cked i'm also a hot head you are so dead keanu reeves Hmmn i just offended the son of the dude i used to work for perhaps i should give him a call and report his son...........nah! Everything is okay puppy Yea and your house is totally buffed with booby traps for intruders keanu reeves No of course not puppy Ok you have a gun in case of home invasions? keanu reeves I totally buried my guns under the house in case i had to revenge a friend or something puppy Why didn't you just dump it in the trash like a normal person? anyway i bet you are a bada*ss ninja who hasn't forgotten his tricks Alfie Allen privyet motherf*cker(whacks the puppy and keanu's nuts with a baseball bat) keanu reeves Ouch a whack in the nuts that's my kryptonite sorry pup but you are on your own narrator Alfie Allen unveils his face puppy You? But i thought your bodyguard reprimanded you and told us to have a nice drive home, how do you even know where we live? If you were tailing us how did keanu not notice? (Dies) Alfie Allen Now that i've shown you my face i shall [s]kill you and get rid of all the evidence of my home invasion[/s] steal your car and leave the lasting image of my face in your memory you know just incase you call the police or seek retribution against me Do svidaniya (drives off) keanu reeves Phew! So i guess this is still an action movie To be continued...... 1 Like |
TV/Movies / Re: Rank These Upcoming Superhero Movies According To Your Anticipation by severee(m): 9:02pm On Oct 18, 2015 |
Anticipate hollywood movies at your own peril, they will just grab your cash and sh*t on your hopes #ClassicHollywood |
Travel / Re: My Shocking Experiences In Public Buses----ladies Be Very Vigilant! by severee(m): 2:13pm On Sep 02, 2015 |
@op get a car and stop being sexy |
TV/Movies / Re: Swing And A Miss: Avengers Age Of Ultron by severee(m): 10:28am On Aug 15, 2015 |
shockwave91: Ah guy no o I no dey follow pundits mouth again o na so them overhype prometheus see wetin happen at the end help me watch am na I go re-imburse you |
TV/Movies / Re: Swing And A Miss: Avengers Age Of Ultron by severee(m): 9:28am On Aug 15, 2015 |
shockwave91: How far have you seen rogue nation?abeg tell me if it was good or bad so I will know whether to avoid it I'm an mi fan and I would hate to allow one movie ruin everything For me |
TV/Movies / Re: Swing And A Miss: Avengers Age Of Ultron by severee(m): 8:19am On Aug 15, 2015 |
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TV/Movies / Re: Swing And A Miss: Avengers Age Of Ultron by severee(m): 8:50am On Aug 13, 2015 |
narrator The avengers begin whooping a*ss robert downey jr Hey look i'm flying around instead of trying to hack into james spaders droid henchmens system or using an EMP on them or something jeremy renner And i'm fighting off these robots with my multiple choice arrows try to top that stephen amell chris hemsworth and i'm calling lightening when the sun is out aaron tyler I'm feeling the need the need for speed mark ruffalo Hulk go crazy and smash robot like in avengers part 1 and hulk no worry about killing this time cause hulk kill robots sokovians We are dying and needing help but those saved by the avengers are televised while we sweep under the carpet the ones falling to their death jeremy renner Hey why don't robert downey do the monkey sky rescue he did in iron man 3? paul bettany I'm ripping robots apart jeremy renner Really wasn't paul born yesterday who taught him how to fight? don cheadle And i'm here to........am sorry why am i here again? joss whedon Good question f*ck off don cheadle okay droids Hey we're droids and we were made with no skills and to fall apart like lego toys when anyone touches us scarlett johansson And i'm kicking robot a*sses and trying to look sexy while i do cause that's what little kids came to see narrator Shield's floatinf fortress arrives with samuel l jackson, cobbie smulders and the tons of undercover hydra agents that caused shield to shut down in the first place aaron tyler What's that noise? Is that godzilla? I thought he wasn't in this movie? chris evans No my friend that is shield being what its supposed to be aaron tyler really? Shield is a life guard? i was expecting them to be an agency who stops threats before they happen samuel l jackson Hmmm i wonder why people are running around like we are just getting started didn't we station hours before getting here? jeremy renner Hey note to villains when you want to attack or invade the world you should focus on attacking continents simultaneously not focusing all of your resources on one city don't you think the rest of the world will nut up and prepare for your impending visit after this attack james? James? Where is he? james spader Hi guys i've abandoned my tight schedule to kick the sh*t out of chris hemsworth Wait a minute where is your hammer? paul bettany PEAROD b*tches(knocks james out the window) narrator Suddenly the avengers gather in some kind of gazibo james spader Well poland sokovia is high enough in the air perhaps i should drop it on another country to keep the avengers busy with saving all the people and move to the next country to terrorize but screw that, i shall fight the avengers with all of my resources robots ATTACK! narrator Remember when the avengers gathered round and was kicking demon alien a*sses in the part 1 well they do it again i guess joss just looooooves to insult our intelligence scarlett johansson Hey why aren't aaron taylor and elizabeth olsen attacking us? And who is that tanned guy? jeremy renner Lady i ask the questions here narrator So they fight, they fight, they fight and sometimes bite and they fight some more and i think don cheadle showed up but i can't really say cause he disappeared or was sidelined two seconds later robert downey jr Alright boys time to kill james spader chris hemsworth So how do we do it? robert downey jr Er em eh you know what? I'm too tired to think let's just blast him away the way i did mickey rouke in iron man 2 james spader Ha! Feel free to blast away its not like i don't have another copy of james spader stashed away somewhere........i don't have another body duplicate Oh sh*t (hops into the quinjet) jeremy renner Hey how come chris evans shield can withstand force and blasts but james falls apart so easily? joss whedon shut up jeremy renner And couldn't james just eat up paul again and build a robot using robert's lab? joss whedon Shut up jeremy renner And what's that stuff robert keeps using to blast things? and why don't they ever run out? and how does he load it unto his suit? And how come it doesn't over heat his suit? joss whedon uh jeremy why don't you go help that little boy over at the corner jeremy renner Hmmmm sounds like a trap but i don't have anything doing so........ joss whedon james you are up james spader (Flying the quinjet) Ladidadi i hate everybody i wanna cause trouble so i'll shoot everybody narrator But just as jeremy renner is about to be introduced to bullets marvel springs an clark gregg death scene on us because the avengers tradition must be go on jeremy renner You got shot? Aren't you faster than bullets? aaron taylor Yea but i just saw peter evans in days of future past and decided to kill myself for being so lame i just hope marvel haven't bought the lazarus pit from DC comics and choose to wake me up with it erk!(Dies) joss whedon i bet no one saw that coming? audience Well we saw elizabeth scream in the trailer which could either mean she was taking a huge dump or she was moruning someone , so we connected the dots joss whedon jeremy renner I'm not dead? wohooo(gets blasted in the nuts again) really marvel? anyway hey elizabeth you can come out now your brother just OverDosed on bullets elizabeth olsen Oh no my brother has been killed with bullets created by robert downey from a plane created by robert downey been piloted by an AI created by robert downey this increases the pressure on my revenge-ometer ok maybe james was right our objective for going after the avengers is totally lame samuel l jackson Em i have to nuke the city of floatopia so it won't crush the rest of the city cobbie smulders Ok let's do it, i mean it's not like the radiation or debris from the explosion will affect the city on ground right? chris evans Avengers gather all these people unto the hellicarrier before the nuke gets here james spader Hmmm there's the nuke the fight the invasion oh no don't tell me the next thing that's going to happen is..... mark ruffalo Holla motherf*cker(tosses james out of the quinjet) james spader Ouch! narrator Elizabeth confronts james all sexy like james spader and here i was thinking this wasn't an er*tic thriller elizabeth olsen Hey baby where does it hurt perhaps i can kiss you there(flips through script) oh i'm supposed to kill you phew! For a second there i thought i was about to fellate a robot i had already packed my hair back and everything james spader So you're risking your life to destroy one of my copies? You're not too bright are you? scarlett johansson Hey mark our mission is over time for us to elope mark ruffalo *rolling eyes* after the gross story you told me? Please i'll rather elope with my right hand you clingy c*nt(cuts video call) hey how come hulk fly quinjet? hulk hand too big for controls narrator So the avengers save james spader Oh look at that body just check it out check out all the goodies it should have been mine paul bettany reel it in creepy i'm your son,any way i'm here to thank you for giving me life BY KILLING YOU james spader kill me? Have i been deleted from the internet yet? paul bettany Let's just assume that part of you was offscreened to death james spader Oh come on you can't kill me i'm your pops you need me to guide you through life and teach you what i've learnt from all the time i've spent on earth paul bettany Dude you are totally a week old,i think i will do alot better with my other dad paul bettany who is way older than you james spader Ok fine i would like to know how scarlett and mark patched things up she looked pretty sad about how things were between them paul bettany Scarlett? Whose scarlett? james spader Damn it okay fine c'mon we are both the only AI droids on earth, can't we just bond for a bit? You know in a denny crane and alan shore balcony style i've got my cubans paul bettany No james spader Can i rub your nuts for good luck? paul bettany What kind of question is that? no james spader Oh barnicles paul bettany Happy fathers day dad (flashes james to death) james spader Ouch! All you had to do was yank out my battery was the showing off necessary? Erk!(Dies) narrator [s]so the avengers folds up because their, Benefactor robert downey jr gets arrested for assisting terrorism/genocide and they leave world policing to the real world police who have built an avengers team of their own based on war machines designs,mark ruffalos blood sample with tim roth and stronger super hero steroids the type used on sebastian stan ,elizabeth puts mark into a trance which stops him from getting angry and turning into the hulk after which she sets off to take revenge on stark enterprises for the loss of her family,jeremy goes post traumatic and murders his whole family,scarlett opens a match-making business and cobbie takes classes on how to be a more interesting character, chris hemsworth lives with natalie portman as a stay at home husband and oh chris evans finally buys a home with his avengers severance pay[/s] the avengers all say their goodbye like a movie from the 90s robert downey jr See you boys later i'm returning to my billion dollar home in my kick-ass auto pilot sports car even though i just killed and displaced thousands of people samuel l jackson Yea and rather than building back the homes of the displaced people, we've decided to build this ultra-sexy avengers facility chris hemsworth And i'm returning to asgard because exile has another meaning in my kingdom(vanishes) jeremy renner And i shall be returning home to do whatever i do that no one really gives a flying f*ck about scarlett johansson Aw! Mark isn't picking my calls i'm so heart broken(2seconds later) alright i'm good again let's go drill those cadets who are way more stronger and skilled than we are chris evans Yea man i'm home no really i'm home i totally am going to be sleeping in my office and wearing this ridiculous outfit for the rest of my life, now lets go put the fear of God into the avengers division"lucky to be here" anthony mackie Anothony mackie reporting for duty even rather than staying away from the military you know since i never shut up about how i lost a friend in the iraqi war don cheadle Don cheadle leaving the army as a decorated officer to go join a private security company sound choice my friend paul bettany Paul bettany reporting for duty i'm just glad i'm in no cheesy AI movie with johny depp anymore elizabeth olsen Elizabeth olsen reporting for duty? Wait a minute don't i join the brotherhood? This is like harley queen leaving the suicide squad and joining the justice league joss whedon Well at least i didn't make you f*ck your dad like spike lee elizabeth olsen good point thanos Damn! I'm still in this movie(puts on glove) gotta go get killed-off "i shall do it myself" joss whedon Oh my chris has returned to asgard, mark is missing, robert is retired again and the avengers on ground are basically trainees, how will they stand against the fury of thanos? how will they protect the world? oh the stakes are so high...........ehn we will just delete that and act like they never happened End |
TV/Movies / Re: Swing And A Miss: Avengers Age Of Ultron by severee(m): 1:13pm On Aug 12, 2015 |
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TV/Movies / Re: Swing And A Miss: Avengers Age Of Ultron by severee(m): 12:59pm On Aug 12, 2015 |
shockwave91: Didn't see the movie though, i'm getting tired of the assassin vs thugs revenge thrillers i've seen like 4 of them this year alone Plus i heard they murdered a puppy for no reason |
Politics / Re: See President Mugabe's Luxurious Private Mansion (PHOTOS) by severee(m): 7:47am On Aug 12, 2015 |
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TV/Movies / Re: Swing And A Miss: Avengers Age Of Ultron by severee(m): 7:36am On Aug 12, 2015 |
GJames: then i agree with you as well |
TV/Movies / Re: Swing And A Miss: Avengers Age Of Ultron by severee(m): 2:02am On Aug 12, 2015 |
GJames: thanks, i kinda agree with epps though loki is pretty boring |
TV/Movies / Re: Swing And A Miss: Avengers Age Of Ultron by severee(m): 8:02am On Aug 11, 2015 |
shockwave91: Of all movies to reboot na fantastic 4 them go do, loox to me like they have a lot of cash to burn besides dc would make them sit up when they start their own super hero movies |
TV/Movies / Re: Swing And A Miss: Avengers Age Of Ultron by severee(m): 5:49am On Aug 11, 2015 |
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TV/Movies / Re: Swing And A Miss: Avengers Age Of Ultron by severee(m): 5:46am On Aug 11, 2015 |
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TV/Movies / Re: Swing And A Miss: Avengers Age Of Ultron by severee(m): 5:12am On Aug 11, 2015 |
chris evans Jeremy renner.....come in jeremy renner jeremy renner Dude you are still alive? How did you survive james blasting you with his chest laser canon? chris evans Oh that happened? Ehn let's just shrug it off and try not to remember how i ended up in a hospital when i got shot with bullets in winter soldier jeremy renner yea that will be inconsistency at its best, anyway status report chris evans Well we've trashed korea making this the second country we've wrecked in this movie but its cool everyone seems to be ok with it jeremy renner leaving sorrow tears and blood behind you gotta love the avengers chris evans And scarlett is missing good thing we can track her right? jeremy renner No we can't chris evans Really? Didn't we shove something down her throat........ wait that didn't come out right jeremy renner No we don't track our agents cause we believe in the right to privacy in the avengers chris evans O_o rrrrrrrright! Anyway what about her gadgets can we track them? jeremy renner Robert downey only creates only super computers and things that go boom he doesn't have time to create tracking devices chris evans Ok then perhaps you could chase down the flying truck? jeremy renner Yea my arm is tired chris evans Aww! But she's one of us jeremy renner Who has two thumbs and doesn't give a sh*t? this guy(pointing at himself) That would teach her to kick my butt chris evans Lang....ugh why do i even bother *rolling eyes* Anyway i've captured james enablers jeremy renner Who? The dude with a crush on me and his creepy sister? Awesome chris evans And We are not prosecuting them jeremy renner Say what? chris evans They are totally on our side now jeremy renner Yea a Telepathic mutant and her bullet speed bro dragging along a dangerous droid with part of james consciousness in it, o yea they can totally be handled chris evans What's that supposed to mean? jeremy renner Look why don't we serve up elizabeth to the africans? afterall they are asking for mark's head for what happened in saddam hussein yea tell me about it chris evans that's against my policy i never turn over my enemies, only security agencies whom i expose real good to the whole world including villains What an irony how am i the good guy here? jeremy renner *rolling eyes* anyway what's the situation with the droid? chris evans Well we have the droid and currently it's in the hands of robert jeremy renner What the f*ck? elizabeth olsen Yea have you got saw dust or chicken sh*t for brains? You are totally leaving something that dangerous in the hands of robert downey jr AGAIN? Isn't that how we got here in the first place chris evans Sh*t you're right! you guys are bad role models Guess it's time to show the fan boys a clip of what captain america civil war would be like, narrator Meanwhile chris hemsworth approaches Stellan Skarsgard for help chris hemsworth Hey dr Skarsgard so i was totally mind f*cked by a hypnotist and i feel i should try to understand what happened Stellan Skarsgard Yea just like visiting a neurologist to treat a bruise on your head chris hemsworth But i saw idris elba and he kept saying i killed them all Stellan Skarsgard Maybe that's because you broke tom hiddleson out of prison for diddly squat reasons and ended up with your a*ss getting kicked out of asgard, tom grabbing anthony hopkins throne and perhaps killing everyone else chris hemsworth I need to take a bath in lake "underground" which strangely is still not area 51 by now you know despite all the weird sh*t that happens here, anyway a bath would get my head around this Stellan Skarsgard And what do you need me for again? chris hemsworth to watch me swim n*ked Stellan Skarsgard Gross! Isn't that something you should ask natalie portman to do with you? chris hemsworth No it's too dangerous for her Stellan Skarsgard *rolling eyes* here's an idea why don't you ask elizabeth olsen what she zapped into you head? joss whedon Because i'm too busy duplicating avengers part 1 this part will count as the part where the avengers lost to the villain and split up to go accomplish mudane objectives, plus.......... we need to get chris n*ked to compensate the chicks and the gay dudes in the audience chris hemsworth Grrrr i'm having a vision, the vision i'm having is a special vision which in my vision is a capital vision because VISION audience Ugh we get it vision is joining the avengers today could you go on with it? chris hemsworth ahem! Hello? Having a vision here? *takes deep breath* VISIONNNN......... You know what? *sigh* this is silly but it beats starring in red dawn though narrator Meanwhile robert downey jr is busy NOT LEARNING FROM HIS MISTAKES when mark walks in mark ruffalo Hey i just destroyed an african city and my love interest scarlett johansson is missing but screw that sh*t i'm not even going to panic or act worried lets do some science sh*t robert downey jr Hey mark you are just in time to catch me awaken an unpredictable and indestructable droid with about 70% of james spaders consciousness mark ruffalo Seriously? why? robert downey jr Because i'm going to put paul bettany's consciousness into it this time mark ruffalo Shouldn't we be returning it to the korean hospital? Now the avengers steal, kill and terrify people it's official, heroes and villains have different meanings in marvel dictionary.......... wait a minute how is paul bettany alive again robert downey jr Well all i did was the part where you jiggle an electron on one side of the universe and an invisible force traverses millions of light years and smacks another electron into wiggling instantaneously, which is about a million years faster than is technically possible without time travel. audience chris evans complicated science theories isn't an excuse to avoid plot details raaaaaagh!(Proceeds to whoop robert's a*ss) Robert downey jr Hey paul handle chris for me while i perform a lazarus on the droid chris hemsworth (Hopping out of no where) I don show (fries the robot with his hammer) robert downey jr/chris evans hey man not cool robert downey jr Wait a minute whose side are you on by the way? Are you destroying it or giving it juice to revive it mark ruffalo I think he was trying to kill it clearly chris doesn't know the procedure robert was using to bring it to life neither did he know the status of robert's activity infact this is literally the first time he's seen it chris hemsworth Actually i was trying to revive it since in marvel universe lightening can do anything paul bettany Yawn! Who woke me up from my beauty sleep f*ck yeah i'm finally a billion dollar movie wohoo!(Goes nuts) mark ruffalo it's alive it's alive it's........... Stealing from frankenstein seriously marvel? chris evans Robert WHAT!!! HAVE!!! YOU!!! DONE?!!! robert downey jr Oops this dude can fly, shape shift and........... paul bettany ........... I totally just lifted chris hemsworth's hammer chris hemsworth Oh man we're f*cked chris evans *scowls* paul bettany But fortunately even though i'm partly james spader i'm totally a good guy because i am also part paul bettany............. And i know that screams homo parenting but i'll like to see the kid who would make fun of me on the school bus, now let's go kick some a*ss scarlett johansson does anyone care about my a*ss getting kidnapped by a murderous robot? jeremy renner Fine! Hey guys we just lazily located james spader, turns out he has scarlett captive in chris evans Alright guys suit up we are going in for the battle finale against james and his metallic droid army aaron tyler Cool that means i get to seat this one out chris evans No these robots can easily be defeated by one punch from anyone so go suit up aaron tyler Oh no not my embarrassing green leotard from kickass chris evans No of course not instead you shall wear a track suit and sneakers cause hey that's cool in eastern europe am i right? Ok we shall evacuate the whole of the city that's right the 7 of us are going to evacuate a population of a bazillion, kajillion wajillion people audience wow you mean you are not going to have your finale in a city with tons of screaming people in danger chris evans PSYCHE! Like we are gonna let that cliche slide of course that's gonna happen narrator Meanwhile remember how scarlett had a one on one talk with tom hiddleson in avengers one? Well they are doing it again this time with scarlett in captivity because........FORMULA james spader So scarlett i'm a lonely AI who needs company let's chat up scarlett johansson Ok was that your first kiss........oops wrong script i mean, why did you want to upload yourself into another life form? sounds like someones been watching too much child's play james spader No, its more like a pinnochio reference i was born with "strings" and now i want to be a real boy it's a nod to disney for making marvel a billion dollars so now my question, does your flourescent suit have a use or are you just trying to piss off tron legacy? scarlett johansson My question next, how do you plan to destroy the world? james spader With vibranium scarlett johansson You mean you'll infect the world's water supply with vibranium? james spader Nope scarlett johansson You gonna build an army of vibranium robots and fly them around in vibranium covered aircrafts and attack people with them james spader What? no scarlett johansson You wanna fire a vibraium crusted missile at china and attach a note that America did it? james spader No i'm gonna apply it to a hydraulics machine i stole from man of steel then i'll pick up each city in the world and throw it down till it turns into mush scarlett johansson *snap* brrrrrr sorry i dozed off while listening to the most boring villain evil plan ever narrators The avengers head to jeremy renner Why can't the paul bettany Are we there yet? jeremy renner Why is the paul bettany Are we there yet? jeremy renner So we are stopping james spaders evil plan how do we know paul bettany Are we there yet? jeremy renner How come we are trying to save robert downey jr O they are totally cool with us for unexplained reasons paul bettany Are we there yet? jeremy renner How come the twins are about two feet away from robert downey jr and yet they ain't trying to kill him or at least confront him for allegedly killing their parents? paul bettany Are we there yet? jeremy renner If paul bettany was just born yesterday how come he can speak english so clearly paul bettany shut up pink-eye jeremy renner hey that was 3 years ago You shut up paul bettany No you shut up jeremy renner No you shut up paul bettany No you shut up jeremy renner No you shut up paul bettany No you shut up jeremy renner No you shut up chris evans Worst family trip ever mark ruffalo Tell me about it narrator Meanwhile james spader has kicked his plan up in the air no really half of chris evans Oh my God all those people must be running out of oxygen because of the height we must hurry sokovians no hurry we are totally fine just go kickass jeremy renner How come the ground isn't splitting from you know GRAVITY and IMBALANCE? mark ruffalo Scarlett is still alive? Wow looks like james is getting soft anyway i'll free you with this guns designed from the sceptre jeremy renner Wait a minute why didn't hydra just brain wash world leaders to do their bidding with the sceptre? mark ruffalo Can it jeremy don't you have some reharshed pep talk to give to a female lead jeremy renner Oh that's right hey elizabeth quit being a p*ssy.............oh never mind just wait here till i say you can come out ok? To be continued.... |
TV/Movies / Re: Swing And A Miss: Avengers Age Of Ultron by severee(m): 7:44am On Aug 06, 2015 |
@shockwave91 lol thanx man! That movie was just a 200million dollar joke,one thing I enjoy in a movie whether horror comedy, nollywood or hollywood is a good story but avengers? There was no storyline, do the avengers have to save the world from an invasion allllllllllllll the time? First the movie started well it looked like the avengers were facing scrutiny and despair from the public and the government while doing their jobs, but they abandoned that in like 10 seconds and made them look like celebrity assassins, or when ultron first appeared, it looked like he was out for just the avengers and that would have made brain but before I could blink twice ultron was trying to destroy the world for no reason, them come start to dey force st*pid subplots like black widow falling in love or hawkman having a secret family smh as if they weren't boring enough Then there was the extra and unnecessary characters e.g: the maximoff twins who did nothing important thru out the movie or that yeye vision or that korean doctor even the weapons dealer in wakanda was all that necessary? And the part that made me lose my sh*t was the continuity, thor can travel back to asgard now despite being banished, iron man all of a sudden is wearing his suits again like nothing happened, hulk can control himself only when the plot wants him to, captain america is no longer searching for the winter soldier, even nick fury isn't hunting hydra agents anymore what the hell Man God abeg bless my hustle the way you bless marvel hustle o where I no go work at all and I go still make 1.3 billion dollars This is the laziest MCU movie even by MCU lazy movie standard 2 Likes |
TV/Movies / Re: Swing And A Miss: Avengers Age Of Ultron by severee(m): 9:23pm On Aug 03, 2015 |
mrmagoo: Oops looks like you picked the wrong people to side you on this one, my man badinfluence hates the movie and ecoblitz is just here show off his knowledge of the comics at the age of wikkipedia and PDF, weird but its allowed Then as for you magoo i know your problem e pain you say film wey you like sucks so bad i know the feeling i've loved terrible movies too but it's not a bad thing it won't kill you na take heart my broda 2 Likes |
TV/Movies / Re: Swing And A Miss: Avengers Age Of Ultron by severee(m): 8:14pm On Aug 03, 2015 |
EcoBlitz:Yes and thanos came out of thin air am i right? EcoBlitz:Yea 1 is a god that is vulnerable to stab wounds courtesy of loki in avengers 1 The other is a super soldier created by human made steroids from the 40s(he didn't win ww2 he was asleep when it ended) 1 has a battle suit which was trashed by a truck in iron man 3 and the"secrets"He holds was probably dished out to the public in winter soldier, 1 is a monster created by a potion readily avalable to the united states army and the others are p*ssies EcoBlitz:Dr jekyll and mr hyde was composed in 1931 at leastyou for check google before you talk this one na EcoBlitz:Aww i'm blushing EcoBlitz: An AI was in a sceptre? yan me more tori man 1 Like |
TV/Movies / Re: Swing And A Miss: Avengers Age Of Ultron by severee(m): 7:54pm On Aug 03, 2015 |
EcoBlitz: Yea it's their fault for choosing crappy forgettable movies that didn't do them any favors, i know it's their job and all but they should at least try to be selective with the jobs they accept tasteful choices that's why leonardo dicaprio that had little hollywood connection is doing much better than Nicholas cage who is a nephew to Frank coppola EcoBlitz: calm down i know you are familiar with the comics but didn't tony stark blow up his suits at the end of the iron man 3 saying i'm a changed man and indicating that he was retired from super hero work? We all knew he would return as iron man in the avengers but what was his reason for coming out of retirement? That went totally unexplained EcoBlitz: Actually realism is the question here, i know you'll say its just a comic but if terrorism is a crime in their universe then so should leaking sensitive government secrets, but we never saw them reprimand or even warn black widow and the thing you said about tony stark having connections is bullsh*t even though you be obama first born son you can't leak such sensitive materials to the public and go scot free but in black widow's case she didn't even need tony's connections all she did was give a weak speech and stroll out of government hearing At the end of winter soldier EcoBlitz:Guy abeg that's no excuse if you said details aren't important i would even agree with you but we saw him lose the bike and all of a sudden he has the same bike like nothing ever happpened that is a plothole and we all know how annoying that can be EcoBlitz:Yea i know pg-rated movie but all the same it's FAKE and laughable EcoBlitz:Yea but he was stripped off his powers during his temporary exile in the part 1 i was hoping a permanent banishement will attract even steeper punishment Especially when this time it was for treason EcoBlitz:Yea i'm familiar over-exaggerated ratings the same thing "Gotham" series suffers from EcoBlitz:ok so just because they are "bad guys" any civilian can carry out unauthorized mass murder, i know i am expecting too much from a child's flick but it makes you not want to take the movie seriously don't you agree EcoBlitz:Still a realism issue here the shield bit seemed to cartoonish, that was my point EcoBlitz:. Yea i called it obnoxious cause it sounded like some fake accent they picked up from watching too much stereotypes on saturday night live EcoBlitz:But quick silver can vibrate and vibrations from a guy who was effortlessly trashing robots can cause tremors and tremors in a snowy setpiece can cause an avalanche if he works it right And the same way the scarlet witch made hulk trash that african city couldn't she do the same to make him trash the avengers earlier on? EcoBlitz:Very funny why did scarlet witch and quick silver want to take down the avengers? wasn't it because of tony stark? So there he was vulnerable and alone but they don't touch him? What the f*ck was that? EcoBlitz:O_o so the worm hole incident from avengers 1 wasn't giving tony stark nightmares and panic attacks? Ok what was the reason then? EcoBlitz: lol which kind bullsh*t yans be that? So na movie sequels dey inside tony stark head? Guy. Come back when your excuse is less silly and insulting EcoBlitz:Yea that's kind of 18+ confirm your age and i will explain it to you EcoBlitz: yea i know thanks for reading 2 Likes |
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