shockwave91:


i haven't seen it but i hear the movie is AMAZEBALLS!!! Best M.I movie so far. Infact, a movie pundit @ forbes said the movie is better than the past Bond films & Spectre's got a lot of convincing to do. I can't wait to check it out mehn...

Ah guy no o I no dey follow pundits mouth again o na so them overhype prometheus see wetin happen at the end

help me watch am na I go re-imburse you

shockwave91:


hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Dem be 3 or 4 now wey dey argue abi?? The thing don give ur thread like 6 pages now. Ma money's on d dude

Hahahahahahahahaha

How far have you seen rogue nation?abeg tell me if it was good or bad so I will know whether to avoid it
I'm an mi fan and I would hate to allow one movie ruin everything For me

shockwave91:
the people above the 2 people above me and below severee's last post are full of sh*t!


Severee see how ur thread has been hijacked and turned into summerslam. Sorry mehn...

Hi jack ke? Me wey dey use them gamble with my room mates no dulling man take advantage of every situation my money is on epps female pirhana

Girl no disappoint

narrator
The avengers begin whooping a*ss
robert downey jr
Hey look i'm flying around instead of trying to hack into james spaders droid henchmens system or using an EMP on them or something
jeremy renner
And i'm fighting off these robots with my multiple choice arrows try to top that stephen amell
chris hemsworth
and i'm calling lightening when the sun is out
aaron tyler
I'm feeling the need the need for speed
mark ruffalo
Hulk go crazy and smash robot like in avengers part 1 and hulk no worry about killing this time cause hulk kill robots
sokovians
We are dying and needing help but those saved by the avengers are televised while we sweep under the carpet the ones falling to their death
jeremy renner
Hey why don't robert downey do the monkey sky rescue he did in iron man 3?
paul bettany
I'm ripping robots apart
jeremy renner
Really wasn't paul born yesterday who taught him how to fight?
don cheadle
And i'm here to........am sorry why am i here again?
joss whedon
Good question f*ck off
don cheadle
okay
droids
Hey we're droids and we were made with no skills and to fall apart like lego toys when anyone touches us
scarlett johansson
And i'm kicking robot a*sses and trying to look sexy while i do cause that's what little kids came to see
narrator
Shield's floatinf fortress arrives with samuel l jackson, cobbie smulders and the tons of undercover hydra agents that caused shield to shut down in the first place
aaron tyler
What's that noise? Is that godzilla? I thought he wasn't in this movie?
chris evans
No my friend that is shield being what its supposed to be
aaron tyler
really? Shield is a life guard? i was expecting them to be an agency who stops threats before they happen
samuel l jackson
Hmmm i wonder why people are running around like we are just getting started didn't we station hours before getting here?
jeremy renner
Hey note to villains when you want to attack or invade the world you should focus on attacking continents simultaneously not focusing all of your resources on one city don't you think the rest of the world will nut up and prepare for your impending visit after this attack james? James? Where is he?
james spader
Hi guys i've abandoned my tight schedule to kick the sh*t out of chris hemsworth Wait a minute where is your hammer?
paul bettany
PEAROD b*tches(knocks james out the window)
narrator
Suddenly the avengers gather in some kind of gazibo
james spader
Well poland sokovia is high enough in the air perhaps i should drop it on another country to keep the avengers busy with saving all the people and move to the next country to terrorize but screw that, i shall fight the avengers with all of my resources robots ATTACK!
narrator
Remember when the avengers gathered round and was kicking demon alien a*sses in the part 1 well they do it again i guess joss just looooooves to insult our intelligence
scarlett johansson
Hey why aren't aaron taylor and elizabeth olsen attacking us? And who is that tanned guy?
jeremy renner
Lady i ask the questions here
narrator
So they fight, they fight, they fight and sometimes bite and they fight some more and i think don cheadle showed up but i can't really say cause he disappeared or was sidelined two seconds later
robert downey jr
Alright boys time to kill james spader
chris hemsworth
So how do we do it?
robert downey jr
Er em eh you know what? I'm too tired to think let's just blast him away the way i did mickey rouke in iron man 2
james spader
Ha! Feel free to blast away its not like i don't have another copy of james spader stashed away somewhere........i don't have another body duplicate
Oh sh*t (hops into the quinjet)
jeremy renner
Hey how come chris evans shield can withstand force and blasts but james falls apart so easily?
joss whedon
shut up
jeremy renner
And couldn't james just eat up paul again and build a robot using robert's lab?
joss whedon
Shut up
jeremy renner
And what's that stuff robert keeps using to blast things? and why don't they ever run out? and how does he load it unto his suit? And how come it doesn't over heat his suit?
joss whedon
uh jeremy why don't you go help that little boy over at the corner
jeremy renner
Hmmmm sounds like a trap but i don't have anything doing so........
joss whedon
james you are up
james spader
(Flying the quinjet)
Ladidadi i hate everybody i wanna cause trouble so i'll shoot everybody
narrator
But just as jeremy renner is about to be introduced to bullets marvel springs an clark gregg death scene on us because the avengers tradition must be go on
jeremy renner
You got shot? Aren't you faster than bullets?
aaron taylor
Yea but i just saw peter evans in days of future past and decided to kill myself for being so lame i just hope marvel haven't bought the lazarus pit from DC comics and choose to wake me up with it erk!(Dies)
joss whedon
i bet no one saw that coming?
audience
Well we saw elizabeth scream in the trailer which could either mean she was taking a huge dump or she was moruning someone , so we connected the dots
joss whedon

jeremy renner
I'm not dead? wohooo(gets blasted in the nuts again) really marvel? anyway hey elizabeth you can come out now your brother just OverDosed on bullets
elizabeth olsen
Oh no my brother has been killed with bullets created by robert downey from a plane created by robert downey been piloted by an AI created by robert downey this increases the pressure on my revenge-ometer ok maybe james was right our objective for going after the avengers is totally lame
samuel l jackson
Em i have to nuke the city of floatopia so it won't crush the rest of the city
cobbie smulders
Ok let's do it, i mean it's not like the radiation or debris from the explosion will affect the city on ground right?
chris evans
Avengers gather all these people unto the hellicarrier before the nuke gets here
james spader
Hmmm there's the nuke the fight the invasion oh no don't tell me the next thing that's going to happen is.....
mark ruffalo
Holla motherf*cker(tosses james out of the quinjet)
james spader
Ouch!
narrator
Elizabeth confronts james all sexy like
james spader
and here i was thinking this wasn't an er*tic thriller
elizabeth olsen
Hey baby where does it hurt perhaps i can kiss you there(flips through script) oh i'm supposed to kill you phew! For a second there i thought i was about to fellate a robot i had already packed my hair back and everything
james spader
So you're risking your life to destroy one of my copies? You're not too bright are you?
scarlett johansson
Hey mark our mission is over time for us to elope
mark ruffalo
*rolling eyes* after the gross story you told me? Please i'll rather elope with my right hand you clingy c*nt(cuts video call) hey how come hulk fly quinjet? hulk hand too big for controls
narrator
So the avengers save a city the world again even though sokovians no longer have homes, may lose their sh*t for experiencing such a traumatizing attack and sokovia is practically chernobyl but who cares? The avengers killed the bad guy that they created so i guess that counts as saving the world am i right? , next james spader is in the woods when he meets paul bettany
james spader
Oh look at that body just check it out check out all the goodies it should have been mine
paul bettany
reel it in creepy i'm your son,any way i'm here to thank you for giving me life BY KILLING YOU
james spader
kill me? Have i been deleted from the internet yet?
paul bettany
Let's just assume that part of you was offscreened to death
james spader
Oh come on you can't kill me i'm your pops you need me to guide you through life and teach you what i've learnt from all the time i've spent on earth
paul bettany
Dude you are totally a week old,i think i will do alot better with my other dad paul bettany who is way older than you
james spader
Ok fine i would like to know how scarlett and mark patched things up she looked pretty sad about how things were between them
paul bettany
Scarlett? Whose scarlett?
james spader
Damn it okay fine c'mon we are both the only AI droids on earth, can't we just bond for a bit? You know in a denny crane and alan shore balcony style i've got my cubans
paul bettany
No
james spader
Can i rub your nuts for good luck?
paul bettany
What kind of question is that? no
james spader
Oh barnicles
paul bettany
Happy fathers day dad (flashes james to death)
james spader
Ouch! All you had to do was yank out my battery was the showing off necessary? Erk!(Dies)
narrator
[s]so the avengers folds up because their, Benefactor robert downey jr gets arrested for assisting terrorism/genocide and they leave world policing to the real world police who have built an avengers team of their own based on war machines designs,mark ruffalos blood sample with tim roth and stronger super hero steroids the type used on sebastian stan ,elizabeth puts mark into a trance which stops him from getting angry and turning into the hulk after which she sets off to take revenge on stark enterprises for the loss of her family,jeremy goes post traumatic and murders his whole family,scarlett opens a match-making business and cobbie takes classes on how to be a more interesting character, chris hemsworth lives with natalie portman as a stay at home husband and oh chris evans finally buys a home with his avengers severance pay[/s] the avengers all say their goodbye like a movie from the 90s
robert downey jr
See you boys later i'm returning to my billion dollar home in my kick-ass auto pilot sports car even though i just killed and displaced thousands of people
samuel l jackson
Yea and rather than building back the homes of the displaced people, we've decided to build this ultra-sexy avengers facility
chris hemsworth
And i'm returning to asgard because exile has another meaning in my kingdom(vanishes)
jeremy renner
And i shall be returning home to do whatever i do that no one really gives a flying f*ck about
scarlett johansson
Aw! Mark isn't picking my calls i'm so heart broken(2seconds later) alright i'm good again let's go drill those cadets who are way more stronger and skilled than we are
chris evans
Yea man i'm home no really i'm home i totally am going to be sleeping in my office and wearing this ridiculous outfit for the rest of my life, now lets go put the fear of God into the avengers division"lucky to be here"

anthony mackie
Anothony mackie reporting for duty even rather than staying away from the military you know since i never shut up about how i lost a friend in the iraqi war
don cheadle
Don cheadle leaving the army as a decorated officer to go join a private security company sound choice my friend
paul bettany
Paul bettany reporting for duty i'm just glad i'm in no cheesy AI movie with johny depp anymore
elizabeth olsen
Elizabeth olsen reporting for duty? Wait a minute don't i join the brotherhood? This is like harley queen leaving the suicide squad and joining the justice league
joss whedon
Well at least i didn't make you f*ck your dad like spike lee
elizabeth olsen
good point
thanos
Damn! I'm still in this movie(puts on glove) gotta go get killed-off "i shall do it myself"
joss whedon
Oh my chris has returned to asgard, mark is missing, robert is retired again and the avengers on ground are basically trainees, how will they stand against the fury of thanos? how will they protect the world? oh the stakes are so high...........ehn we will just delete that and act like they never happened
End

kayo80:


Dude, go and watch John Wick, trust me, you will never regret it.

i don't wanna i hate when they torture animals in movies

shockwave91:


John Wick?? NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Didn't see the movie though, i'm getting tired of the assassin vs thugs revenge thrillers i've seen like 4 of them this year alone
Plus i heard they murdered a puppy for no reason

Shebi dem talk say na babangida house be that? Na only God know who come get house

GJames:

I mentioned it also that i don't like Loki.

then i agree with you as well

GJames:

Eapps, here is your answer. As for baddass villains, Loki is hugely regarded as the only superb villain in the MCU (I'm not feeling him though). As for severee, good job, keep it up.

thanks, i kinda agree with epps though loki is pretty boring

shockwave91:
severee i don't think u'll need to do a "swing and a miss" for fantastic four. The movie sounds like pure sh*t. Check out the critics consensus for the movie. LOL!

Of all movies to reboot na fantastic 4 them go do, loox to me like they have a lot of cash to burn besides dc would make them sit up when they start their own super hero movies

mrmagoo:
U go fear debaters

Eapps i will be

Very disappointed with you if you aren't a lawyer or pursuing a career in law (Y)

Where is that Op? Have you crawled into your hole because people aren't praising your lazy hobby this time heheheheheheheheh lwkmd

better thing no dey ever commot your mouth?

Eapps:


Smh nairalanders please make una help am laugh

epic

chris evans
Jeremy renner.....come in jeremy renner
jeremy renner
Dude you are still alive? How did you survive james blasting you with his chest laser canon?
chris evans
Oh that happened? Ehn let's just shrug it off and try not to remember how i ended up in a hospital when i got shot with bullets in winter soldier
jeremy renner
yea that will be inconsistency at its best, anyway status report
chris evans
Well we've trashed korea making this the second country we've wrecked in this movie but its cool everyone seems to be ok with it
jeremy renner
leaving sorrow tears and blood behind you gotta love the avengers
chris evans
And scarlett is missing good thing we can track her right?
jeremy renner
No we can't
chris evans
Really? Didn't we shove something down her throat........ wait that didn't come out right
jeremy renner
No we don't track our agents cause we believe in the right to privacy in the avengers
chris evans
O_o rrrrrrrright! Anyway what about her gadgets can we track them?
jeremy renner
Robert downey only creates only super computers and things that go boom he doesn't have time to create tracking devices
chris evans
Ok then perhaps you could chase down the flying truck?
jeremy renner
Yea my arm is tired
chris evans
Aww! But she's one of us
jeremy renner
Who has two thumbs and doesn't give a sh*t? this guy(pointing at himself)
That would teach her to kick my butt
chris evans
Lang....ugh why do i even bother *rolling eyes* Anyway i've captured james enablers
jeremy renner
Who? The dude with a crush on me and his creepy sister? Awesome
chris evans
And We are not prosecuting them
jeremy renner
Say what?
chris evans
They are totally on our side now
jeremy renner
Yea a Telepathic mutant and her bullet speed bro dragging along a dangerous droid with part of james consciousness in it, o yea they can totally be handled
chris evans
What's that supposed to mean?
jeremy renner
Look why don't we serve up elizabeth to the africans? afterall they are asking for mark's head for what happened in south-africa wakanda and she was the real culprit here she can't just support terrorism, back down and get away with it without even a slap on the wrist that's not how things work
saddam hussein
yea tell me about it
chris evans
that's against my policy i never turn over my enemies, only security agencies whom i expose real good to the whole world including villains What an irony how am i the good guy here?
jeremy renner
*rolling eyes* anyway what's the situation with the droid?
chris evans
Well we have the droid and currently it's in the hands of robert
jeremy renner
What the f*ck?
elizabeth olsen
Yea have you got saw dust or chicken sh*t for brains? You are totally leaving something that dangerous in the hands of robert downey jr AGAIN? Isn't that how we got here in the first place
chris evans
Sh*t you're right! you guys are bad role models
Guess it's time to show the fan boys a clip of what captain america civil war would be like,
narrator
Meanwhile chris hemsworth approaches Stellan Skarsgard for help
chris hemsworth
Hey dr Skarsgard so i was totally mind f*cked by a hypnotist and i feel i should try to understand what happened
Stellan Skarsgard
Yea just like visiting a neurologist to treat a bruise on your head
chris hemsworth
But i saw idris elba and he kept saying i killed them all
Stellan Skarsgard
Maybe that's because you broke tom hiddleson out of prison for diddly squat reasons and ended up with your a*ss getting kicked out of asgard, tom grabbing anthony hopkins throne and perhaps killing everyone else
chris hemsworth
I need to take a bath in lake "underground" which strangely is still not area 51 by now you know despite all the weird sh*t that happens here, anyway a bath would get my head around this
Stellan Skarsgard
And what do you need me for again?
chris hemsworth
to watch me swim n*ked
Stellan Skarsgard
Gross! Isn't that something you should ask natalie portman to do with you?
chris hemsworth
No it's too dangerous for her
Stellan Skarsgard
*rolling eyes* here's an idea why don't you ask elizabeth olsen what she zapped into you head?
joss whedon
Because i'm too busy duplicating avengers part 1 this part will count as the part where the avengers lost to the villain and split up to go accomplish mudane objectives, plus.......... we need to get chris n*ked to compensate the chicks and the gay dudes in the audience
chris hemsworth
Grrrr i'm having a vision, the vision i'm having is a special vision which in my vision is a capital vision because VISION
audience
Ugh we get it vision is joining the avengers today could you go on with it?
chris hemsworth
ahem! Hello? Having a vision here? *takes deep breath* VISIONNNN......... You know what? *sigh* this is silly but it beats starring in red dawn though
narrator
Meanwhile robert downey jr is busy NOT LEARNING FROM HIS MISTAKES when mark walks in

mark ruffalo
Hey i just destroyed an african city and my love interest scarlett johansson is missing but screw that sh*t i'm not even going to panic or act worried lets do some science sh*t
robert downey jr
Hey mark you are just in time to catch me awaken an unpredictable and indestructable droid with about 70% of james spaders consciousness
mark ruffalo
Seriously? why?
robert downey jr
Because i'm going to put paul bettany's consciousness into it this time
mark ruffalo
Shouldn't we be returning it to the korean hospital? Now the avengers steal, kill and terrify people it's official, heroes and villains have different meanings in marvel dictionary.......... wait a minute how is paul bettany alive again
robert downey jr
Well all i did was the part where you jiggle an electron on one side of the universe and an invisible force traverses millions of light years and smacks another electron into wiggling instantaneously, which is about a million years faster than is technically possible without time travel.
audience

chris evans
complicated science theories isn't an excuse to avoid plot details raaaaaagh!(Proceeds to whoop robert's a*ss)
Robert downey jr
Hey paul handle chris for me while i perform a lazarus on the droid
chris hemsworth
(Hopping out of no where) I don show (fries the robot with his hammer)
robert downey jr/chris evans
hey man not cool
robert downey jr
Wait a minute whose side are you on by the way? Are you destroying it or giving it juice to revive it
mark ruffalo
I think he was trying to kill it clearly chris doesn't know the procedure robert was using to bring it to life neither did he know the status of robert's activity infact this is literally the first time he's seen it
chris hemsworth
Actually i was trying to revive it since in marvel universe lightening can do anything
paul bettany
Yawn! Who woke me up from my beauty sleep f*ck yeah i'm finally a billion dollar movie wohoo!(Goes nuts)
mark ruffalo
it's alive it's alive it's........... Stealing from frankenstein seriously marvel?
chris evans
Robert WHAT!!! HAVE!!! YOU!!! DONE?!!!
robert downey jr
Oops this dude can fly, shape shift and...........
paul bettany
........... I totally just lifted chris hemsworth's hammer
chris hemsworth
Oh man we're f*cked
chris evans
*scowls*
paul bettany
But fortunately even though i'm partly james spader i'm totally a good guy because i am also part paul bettany............. And i know that screams homo parenting but i'll like to see the kid who would make fun of me on the school bus, now let's go kick some a*ss
scarlett johansson
does anyone care about my a*ss getting kidnapped by a murderous robot?
jeremy renner
Fine! Hey guys we just lazily located james spader, turns out he has scarlett captive in polandsokovia along with all of hydra's technology, resources and some bullsh*t telegraph from last century which scarlett is conveniently using to communicate with us
chris evans
Alright guys suit up we are going in for the battle finale against james and his metallic droid army
aaron tyler
Cool that means i get to seat this one out
chris evans
No these robots can easily be defeated by one punch from anyone so go suit up
aaron tyler
Oh no not my embarrassing green leotard from kickass
chris evans
No of course not instead you shall wear a track suit and sneakers cause hey that's cool in eastern europe am i right? Ok we shall evacuate the whole of the city that's right the 7 of us are going to evacuate a population of a bazillion, kajillion wajillion people
audience
wow you mean you are not going to have your finale in a city with tons of screaming people in danger
chris evans
PSYCHE! Like we are gonna let that cliche slide of course that's gonna happen
narrator
Meanwhile remember how scarlett had a one on one talk with tom hiddleson in avengers one? Well they are doing it again this time with scarlett in captivity because........FORMULA
james spader
So scarlett i'm a lonely AI who needs company let's chat up
scarlett johansson
Ok was that your first kiss........oops wrong script i mean, why did you want to upload yourself into another life form? sounds like someones been watching too much child's play

james spader
No, its more like a pinnochio reference i was born with "strings" and now i want to be a real boy it's a nod to disney for making marvel a billion dollars so now my question, does your flourescent suit have a use or are you just trying to piss off tron legacy?
scarlett johansson
My question next, how do you plan to destroy the world?
james spader
With vibranium
scarlett johansson
You mean you'll infect the world's water supply with vibranium?
james spader
Nope
scarlett johansson
You gonna build an army of vibranium robots and fly them around in vibranium covered aircrafts and attack people with them
james spader
What? no
scarlett johansson
You wanna fire a vibraium crusted missile at china and attach a note that America did it?
james spader
No i'm gonna apply it to a hydraulics machine i stole from man of steel then i'll pick up each city in the world and throw it down till it turns into mush
scarlett johansson
*snap* brrrrrr sorry i dozed off while listening to the most boring villain evil plan ever
narrators
The avengers head to poland sokovia to save the world
jeremy renner
Why can't the polish sokovian national guard control the evacuation and rescue
paul bettany
Are we there yet?
jeremy renner
Why is the polishsokovian military isn't freaking out about their airspace occupied by a bunch of murderous psychopaths?

paul bettany
Are we there yet?
jeremy renner
So we are stopping james spaders evil plan how do we know poland sokovia is his end game?

paul bettany
Are we there yet?
jeremy renner
How come we are trying to save polish sokovians who hate us for unexplained reasons?
robert downey jr
O they are totally cool with us for unexplained reasons
paul bettany
Are we there yet?
jeremy renner
How come the twins are about two feet away from robert downey jr and yet they ain't trying to kill him or at least confront him for allegedly killing their parents?
paul bettany
Are we there yet?
jeremy renner
If paul bettany was just born yesterday how come he can speak english so clearly
paul bettany
shut up pink-eye
jeremy renner
hey that was 3 years ago
You shut up
paul bettany
No you shut up
jeremy renner
No you shut up
paul bettany
No you shut up
jeremy renner
No you shut up
paul bettany
No you shut up
jeremy renner
No you shut up
chris evans
Worst family trip ever
mark ruffalo
Tell me about it
narrator
Meanwhile james spader has kicked his plan up in the air no really half of poland sokovia is in the sky and even almost out of the stratosphere because what a CGI drunk movie needs is MORE CGI
chris evans
Oh my God all those people must be running out of oxygen because of the height we must hurry

sokovians
no hurry we are totally fine just go kickass
jeremy renner
How come the ground isn't splitting from you know GRAVITY and IMBALANCE?
mark ruffalo
Scarlett is still alive? Wow looks like james is getting soft anyway i'll free you with this guns designed from the sceptre
jeremy renner
Wait a minute why didn't hydra just brain wash world leaders to do their bidding with the sceptre?
mark ruffalo
Can it jeremy don't you have some reharshed pep talk to give to a female lead
jeremy renner
Oh that's right hey elizabeth quit being a p*ssy.............oh never mind just wait here till i say you can come out ok?

To be continued....

@shockwave91 lol thanx man! That movie was just a 200million dollar joke,one thing I enjoy in a movie whether horror comedy, nollywood or hollywood is a good story but avengers? There was no storyline, do the avengers have to save the world from an invasion allllllllllllll the time? First the movie started well it looked like the avengers were facing scrutiny and despair from the public and the government while doing their jobs, but they abandoned that in like 10 seconds and made them look like celebrity assassins, or when ultron first appeared, it looked like he was out for just the avengers and that would have made brain but before I could blink twice ultron was trying to destroy the world for no reason, them come start to dey force st*pid subplots like black widow falling in love or hawkman having a secret family smh as if they weren't boring enough

Then there was the extra and unnecessary characters e.g: the maximoff twins who did nothing important thru out the movie or that yeye vision or that korean doctor even the weapons dealer in wakanda was all that necessary?

And the part that made me lose my sh*t was the continuity, thor can travel back to asgard now despite being banished, iron man all of a sudden is wearing his suits again like nothing happened, hulk can control himself only when the plot wants him to, captain america is no longer searching for the winter soldier, even nick fury isn't hunting hydra agents anymore what the hell

Man God abeg bless my hustle the way you bless marvel hustle o where I no go work at all and I go still make 1.3 billion dollars
This is the laziest MCU movie even by MCU lazy movie standard

mrmagoo:
@ecoblitz @badinfluence o god why are you people answering this fool? We know the op's type, tries to be noticed by being controversial is it by force to get attention
Of all movies its art like avengers 2 u're picking on
Ignorant thing

Oops looks like you picked the wrong people to side you on this one, my man badinfluence hates the movie and ecoblitz is just here show off his knowledge of the comics at the age of wikkipedia and PDF, weird but its allowed

Then as for you magoo i know your problem e pain you say film wey you like sucks so bad i know the feeling i've loved terrible movies too but it's not a bad thing it won't kill you na
take heart my broda

EcoBlitz:


It didn't come from a planet, Thanos gave it to loki. You probably didn't understand the meaning of Thanos' appearance in the end of Avenger 1 and GOTG

Yes and thanos came out of thin air am i right?

EcoBlitz:


1 is a god they can't do *hit against, another is a soldier who won a war for them, so they respect him, another is a billionaire and influential man that holds their secrets and is very powerful, so they can't do much to him, the rest have publicly saved the world. I think that answers your question.

Yea 1 is a god that is vulnerable to stab wounds courtesy of loki in avengers 1
The other is a super soldier created by human made steroids from the 40s(he didn't win ww2 he was asleep when it ended) 1 has a battle suit which was trashed by a truck in iron man 3 and the"secrets"He holds was probably dished out to the public in winter soldier, 1 is a monster created by a potion readily avalable to the united states army and the others are p*ssies

EcoBlitz:

Forgetting marvel started production 1940's apart from that, continue.

Dr jekyll and mr hyde was composed in 1931 at leastyou for check google before you talk this one na

EcoBlitz:

Nice one.

Aww i'm blushing

EcoBlitz:

It was already inside it.
Got side tracked, will continue later.

An AI was in a sceptre? yan me more tori man

EcoBlitz:

Yeah, definitely, it's their fault for not refusing movie roles that would make them more popular and earn then money.

Yea it's their fault for choosing crappy forgettable movies that didn't do them any favors, i know it's their job and all but they should at least try to be selective with the jobs they accept tasteful choices that's why leonardo dicaprio that had little hollywood connection is doing much better than Nicholas cage who is a nephew to Frank coppola

EcoBlitz:

Because he completely forgot how to make something he has done more than 30 times right? Dude this was lame, you obviously do not read the comics. An even more ridiculous suit is coming out, we won't even get to see his celestial armour. But am good with bleeding edge :-D

calm down i know you are familiar with the comics but didn't tony stark blow up his suits at the end of the iron man 3 saying i'm a changed man and indicating that he was retired from super hero work? We all knew he would return as iron man in the avengers but what was his reason for coming out of retirement? That went totally unexplained

EcoBlitz:

Once again you obviously don't read comics, she was backed by tony, you know the guy who has so much lawyers the government don't even bother. It's the same reason why Maria Hill isn't in prison that she isn't.

Actually realism is the question here, i know you'll say its just a comic but if terrorism is a crime in their universe then so should leaking sensitive government secrets, but we never saw them reprimand or even warn black widow and the thing you said about tony stark having connections is bullsh*t even though you be obama first born son you can't leak such sensitive materials to the public and go scot free but in black widow's case she didn't even need tony's connections all she did was give a weak speech and stroll out of government hearing
At the end of winter soldier

EcoBlitz:

Yeah definitely, bikes cannot be recreated ever again after they have been destroyed. Especially if you are friends with a technological genius who is also a billionaire.

Guy abeg that's no excuse if you said details aren't important i would even agree with you but we saw him lose the bike and all of a sudden he has the same bike like nothing ever happpened that is a plothole and we all know how annoying that can be

EcoBlitz:

Really dude? This doesn't even need a reply.

Yea i know pg-rated movie but all the same it's FAKE and laughable

EcoBlitz:

Wow, i still have asguarding powers because i am a *UCKING ASGUARDING BY BIRTH, and i also have mthe magical hammer my father made especially for me. :-)

Yea but he was stripped off his powers during his temporary exile in the part 1 i was hoping a permanent banishement will attract even steeper punishment
Especially when this time it was for treason

EcoBlitz:

Agents of Shield is rated 8.5/10 that's pretty high.

Yea i'm familiar over-exaggerated ratings the same thing "Gotham" series suffers from

EcoBlitz:

UN doesn't charge us because we kill the bad guys, the same thing they are currently doing in Syria, Iraq and the middle east.

ok so just because they are "bad guys" any civilian can carry out unauthorized mass murder, i know i am expecting too much from a child's flick but it makes you not want to take the movie seriously don't you agree

EcoBlitz:

Apparently you forgot that their
technology was power by the scepter, hence the blue shield.

Still a realism issue here the shield bit seemed to cartoonish, that was my point

EcoBlitz:

Wow, obnoxious European accents? Am sorry, you must have forgotten where they were born, when you remember, get back to me

.

Yea i called it obnoxious cause it sounded like some fake accent they picked up from watching too much stereotypes on saturday night live

EcoBlitz:

You obviously do not know what an avalanche is, quick silver can't create an avalanche, and scarlet witch doesn't control people, she isn't telepathic. Her real power hasn't even been visited yet.

But quick silver can vibrate and vibrations from a guy who was effortlessly trashing robots can cause tremors and tremors in a snowy setpiece can cause an avalanche if he works it right
And the same way the scarlet witch made hulk trash that african city
couldn't she do the same to make him trash the avengers earlier on?

EcoBlitz:

Irrelevant.

Very funny why did scarlet witch and quick silver want to take down the avengers? wasn't it because of tony stark? So there he was vulnerable and alone but they don't touch him? What the f*ck was that?

EcoBlitz:

No, that wasn't the reason.

O_o so the worm hole incident from avengers 1 wasn't giving tony stark nightmares and panic attacks? Ok what was the reason then?

EcoBlitz:

IT wasn't a dream, that was a teaser to Captain america : civil war and Marvel : infinity wars(Basically thor 2 and GOTG where both lead ups to Infinity Wars), you probably don't know much about those titles because YOU DON'T READ THE COMICS!!!!!, So please kindly STFU. :-)

lol which kind bullsh*t yans be that? So na movie sequels dey inside tony stark head? Guy. Come back when your excuse is less silly and insulting

EcoBlitz:

This scene i didn't understand.

Yea that's kind of 18+ confirm your age and i will explain it to you

EcoBlitz:

This was actually hilarious.

yea i know thanks for reading

ajahexcel:


Thanks for being a brother..

ahem! My vote is for sale

mark ruffalo
Look here lady i have the strength of 120 horses and i never get tired
scarlett johansson
And that's supposed to turn me off? A 12 inch guy who can last long in bed?
mark ruffalo
12 inch? more like 36 inches
scarlett johansson
Oh my i've always wanted to drink off that fountain
mark ruffalo
My jizz may likely have gamma rays in them which reminds me, How come stan lee is alive in this movie didn't he get poisoned when my gamma infested blood dropped in his soda in the other movie?
scarlett johansson
you can't get me pregnant
mark ruffalo
Well that's what they said in twilight yet he knocked her up real good
scarlett johansson
No i can't get pregnant because i'm sterile
mark ruffalo

wait a minute isn't that a bit too dark to spring on a kiddy flick?
scarlett johansson
Even though i don't look or sound russian i was raised in a russian assassin factory and we know it's russian because we are all ballet dancers(racist marvel) so they taught me how to kill chitauris and robots and when i graduated i got a certified by having my womb yanked out
mark ruffalo
Ugh! That certainly doesn't turn me on(walks away)
narrator
In seoul korea dr asia from earlier is lured into her office by james spader
james spader
Hey doc need your help
dr asia
How did three robots carrying a weird looking sceptre break into my office?
aaron taylor
And i ask again how did we get to south korea do we have a private plane or something?
james spader
I need you to download my consciousness into this robot you built for no reason(hypnotizes her with sceptre) okay i thought only loki could work the sceptre?
joss whedon
Sceptre hypnosis check
elizabeth olsen
So you've been carrying a sceptre around to control people?Really you know i can also control peoples minds right wait a minute i just decided to read your mind and i found out you wanna destroy the world
james spader
Well too bad this is a B*DSM relationship so you do as i say
elizabeth olsen
i'm not Maggie Gyllenhaal from secretary that's a different movie(unhypnotizes the doctor and defects to the avengers)
james spader
Oh for f*ck sake(murders everyone) why did i kill everyone? For a peace loving robot i sure can be really touchy and violent(tosses the unconscious robot in a truck and drives off) why did i need the korean doctor again?
narrator
Meanwhile the avengers do a scoobie doo mystery machine brain storm and find out that james is in korea and take the next two minute flight from america
samuel l jackson
Can i borrow cobbie for a while there's something we need to take care of
robert downey jr
Are you guys having sex?
samuel l jackson
What? No where's your mind? I'm trying to put shield back together see there you've ruined the surprise(walks away)
robert downey jr
I can't come with you guys to south korea, i've got to go rebuild jarvisfind out why james isn't arming any nukes
narrator
Meanwhile in south korea james tries to copy his consciousness into the robot
james spader
Ugh i thought they said south korea has the best wifi in the world why is this taking time
narrator
Chris evans shows up and starts his boring acrobatics that no one cares about while scarlett hops off a plane with a motorcycle
joss whedon
Silly aircraft stunt check
narrator
They have one of those incomprehensive action scenes where everyone is fighting everyone at innocent people's expense anyway they end up on a train
james spader
Hey elizabeth don't stand against me
elizabeth olsen
Or what?
james spader
Or i shall crash this train and get it on with you while you are crawling out of the wreckage just like the movie crash
elizabeth olsen
Don't you need a d*ck for that?
james spader
Dammit. Knew i should have made one(crashes the train anyway)
elizabeth olsen
Oh my God we are gonna die
chris evans
Eh don't worry this a pg movie they ain't gonna f*cking kill everyone onboard wait a minute i just said f*ck
In front of teenagers nooooooooooo!
narrator
Train crashes and everyone comes out without even a scratch scarlett is captured by james who doesn't ask to exchange her for the robot body

To be continued.....

badinfluence:

Hold on senior señor jump to conclusions, I said it was funny not that I loved it oo

yinmu! As if You don read am

Csami:
Lmao! Severee since they won't stop making thought provoking movies abeg no stop to write your honest script

Loool i just read the piece i did on winter soldier can you believe i could predict almost the whole of age of ultron without much effort? Na wetin hollywood don turn to now o

badinfluencepost=36477283:

And how is that certain that i will love it??

Well you don't have to take my word for it, take the words of someone you trust, like you

badinfluence
post=36477283:
Actually the one on the interview was funny

badinfluence:

Lol.. you were trying to force words into my mouth I merely corrected that.. so I wasn't all over you for English. I get your M.O sha..

Mr. Comic relief you still dey here? You still dey do correction? Pele carry on

badinfluence:

you try to box someone in but maybe you should learn to do that very well. I've said what I have to say.. if you want to quote someone, ensure you quote what they actually said and don't insinuate.

Do you like american sniper? Yes! Do you like my write up on american sniper?(even though you didn't read it)No! As long as you admit this was your opinion then I believe how you said it does not matter so guy drop it

badinfluence:
Glad I'm a comic relief.. got any other jabs to throw?

Em no jabs but advice first of all, before you criticize someones work at least have the decency to go through the work in focus and second you have a future in comedy , ur posts got me giggling

badinfluence:

Your attempts at subtly throwing jabs have disqualified your facade of ?.... I was only making an opinion sha.. didn't mean to bruise your ego you hear....

Ah ah I neva even reply u don drop another one? Na so the thing dey pain you?
Pele ok ok I apologize american sniper is an awesome movie and my write up is pointless and misguided

happy now? Cheer up ehn?
Read the interview( for real this time) I put in all of my witt into that you'll love it

badinfluence:

I never said American sniper was extraordinary.. neither did I say your scripts were begging to be funny.. I said your American sniper script was begging to be funny, I was specific.

wow you are all over me for english language now, two words, Desperate and Scary
Fine let's act like you're a five year old and you didn't get what I meant there

badinfluence:

for one that actually criticises, you should be open to criticism.

your write up on American Sniper was screaming I must be funny, Bradley Cooper did well in that movie. Give him his props. There are movies out there waiting to be bashed. You chose the wrong one you call these criticism? Well these aren't criticisms they are trolls and no one takes likely to them

badinfluence:

I said you didn't do well on the American sniper review because your attacks were solely based on the fact that it's generic, which we know.. I thought you'd bring up another angle. And I purposely picked on originality because that's what you attack mostly.

Well I mostly picked on the stereotypes and boring plot points which shows that you didn't read the script at all
Lool ah guy I swear you be comic relief

badinfluence:

O wow.. so people have told you before.. ehyaa.. there goes originality

*sigh*

- First my scripts were begging to be funny but you lost that one to sircumalot
- Then you called american sniper extraordinary but lost that one to me
Now you are all over me for originality? While you are at it why don't you hold HISHE,Honest trailers and the billions of movie critic blogs on the web?
Loool! Stop struggling so much to make a point it's becoming embarrassing to read your posts and this is supposed to be a happy
Thread, ok i will do you a favor and give you a like for all your troubles ok?

BTW have you read thru my latest avengers post? what do you think? Honest opinion please

robert downey jr
Oh no! James has deleted all our research and information too bad we didn't make back up copies or hard copies or copies we submitted to the Govenment. Come to think of it, this may be a cool synopsis to a fresh avengers
audience 1
Yea perhaps james could remain a cyber villain that turns world powers against the avengers and unleashes their own super assassins like basil thorpe and banzai on us
audience 2
Or perhaps the avengers can split into groups and contain world disasters like nuclear plant melt downs, looming wars between world powers caused by james spader etc while cobbie and the geeks fight james spader online to avenge the victims of these attacks
audience 1
Or james can target the avengers exclusively and maybe the avengers can swear off technology and do things the old fashioned way just like iron man 1
audience 3
Oh my God i'm so excited to see what happens in the next few scenes
narrator
James downloads all of his consciousness into a robot with disney cartoon villain hand gestures and walks about creating henchmen to attack the world
audience 3
well i had to hope
joss whedon
Villain with tons of baddies check!
narrator
Next james is interviewing the twins for the position of evil sidekicks
james spader
So how do you feel about working for free?
aaron taylor
(In sh*tty accent) well we don't eat or sleep or shower or go on dates like normal people so we will gladly work for free
james spader
I hope you don't mind this job has no closing time
aaron taylor
Sounds good to me
james spader
So why do you hate the avengers?
elizabeth olsen
Because our parents died in an airstrike
james spader
Air strike? Like with missiles and everything? Isn't your father like a metal bending mutant or something?
elizabeth olsen
And when we examined the bombs they came from robert downey jr's company
james spader
O_o You do realize he wasn't the one who fired the missiles right? Hell he's not even the guy who created the missiles if you will go after him you should perhaps go after the thousands of workers who depend on these bombs to feed their families
elizabeth olsen
No thanks i will just stick with robert downey jr if you don't mind
james spader
So i guess you would like to know what my plans and motivations are?
aaron taylor/elizabeth olsen
Nope
james spader
Really? ok let's heard unto to wakanda(man just say south africa) to go meet with a weapons dealer who used to be a friend of robert downey

narrator
Meanwhile at the avengers, they are unto james plan and are suiting up to go stop it
robert downey jr
James is going to south-africa wakanda to speak with weapons dealer andy serkis who happens to be RUSSIAN cause that stereotype never gets old
mark ruffalo
How do you know that i thought james fried our computers
robert downey jr
Well i've implausibly designed another AI that helps me with these things which makes you wonder why i looked so sad when Paul died. This one i call her Veronica cause an arrogant prick like me loves a woman telling me what to do
chris evans
What does he wanna do in south-africa wakanda?
robert downey jr
He wants to purchase the strongest metal in the world
hugh jackman
You mean adamantium? That's in Nigeria not wakanda
robert downey jr
No adamantium is the strongest metal in x-men universe but the strongest metal in avenger universe is vibranium
chris evans
Hey i thought those were extinct
joss whedon
Oh yea we totally tossed that in the garbage too there's plenty of vibranium in the world hell they make plates and spoons out of them in Africa
chris evans
What are we waiting for? let's suit up people and take a thousand mile flight to Africa which in marvel time takes only five minutes
jeremy renner
Er shouldn't we find out where james spaders base is and destroy it? I mean that should buy us sometime right?
And why is james buying vibranium when he wants to destroy the world? Why can't he just buy a ton of nuclear/biological warfare missiles from andy serkin i mean that should end the world in a snap right?
joss whedon
Why don't you go receive a phone call and build boring suspense?
jeremy renner
Ok
narrator
Meanwhile in south africa wakanda james and the gang pay russian andy serkis a visit
aaron taylor
How did we get here? Did we come by plane don't tell me they sold flight tickets to a scary robot and meth addict looking teenagers
andy serkis
What da f*ck?! How did non of my minions notice you come in?
james spader
I wanna do business with you
andy serkis
Any reason you couldn't do that online? And why do you bother yourself with due processes like purchasing and procurement in a world you are destroying anyway?
james spader
I'm putting up a team to fig.....
andy serkis
I can be like robert downey jr the Q of the team
Thomas Kretschmann
And i can be the samuel jackson of the team look i even have a funny eye thingy on
james spader
you dare compare me with those violent people?(Rips andy's arm off and drains Thomas Kretschmann to death)
Thomas Kretschmann
Really?
andy serkis
Oh God my arm just got ripped off and i'm neither bleeding nor screaming my lungs off
narrator
The avengers storm the building and begin to kick a*ss without asking questions
james spader
Perhaps i should get elizabeth olsen to scramble everyones brain while i give aaron taylor the vibranium to escape with.............. nah! Let's all check our senses at the door FIGHT!!!
andy serkis
Minions! Kill them all sure don't take me to a hospital for losing my f*cking arm
narrator
Aaron kicks everyones a*ss but then he holds chris's hammer for no reason and knocks himself out What was that all about?
aaron taylor
Elizabeth i think its time to kill them
elizabeth olsen
Kill them? i have a better idea i shall give them all harmless spiritual visions
aaron taylor
Why are your "better ideas" always full of sh*t?
elizabeth olsen
No they aren't(gets stunned in the head by jeremy renner)
jeremy renner
why didn't i just kill her?
narrator
The avengers are all busy either dreaming or foolishly chasing a copy of james spader and they leave mark ruffalo unattended
elizabeth olsen
f*ck with your mind
mark ruffalo
Oh sh*t (transforms and begins trashing everything on sight)
robert downey jr
O yea! Time for an obligatory hulk fight
(Gets a silly looking armour from space within 5 seconds cause that's how space travel works) hey when did i launch that suit into space?
narrator
They fight anticlimatically on the streets of the most newyork looking african city in the world and the fight ends with robert crashing a building untop of mark
robert downey jr
Phew! Can you believe with all these commotion there wasn't a single casualty?(Flies off once more leaving the mess for the innocent people to clean up)
narrator
The avengers heard back to america
robert downey jr
So how are things back home?
cobbie smulders
The africans are asking for hulks arrest
robert downey jr
O_o they wanna arrest the hulk? Did the screen writers of this movie read this sh*t before printing it? Anyway cobbie we are going to hide off in jeremy renners house for no reason
cobbie smulders
Jeremy has a home?
scarlett johansson
Jeremy has 2 kids?
wife
Make that three i'm pregnant
chris hemsworth
Jeremy has time to hit that?
chris evans
Ahem! Language people.
robert downey jr
Wow really? What's going on?
jeremy renner
I'm under shield witness protection
chris evans
Oops! I hope i didn't expose that to the world in winter soldier
robert downey jr
You are in witness protection and yet you are part of a celebrity peace keeping corp?
jeremy renner
Hey look the boring characters have back stories in this movie ok? Now lay off while i go have an argument with my army-wife
wife
You are risking your life and ours by bringing them here what if someone traced their flight here and choose to storm the place when you are not around?
jeremy renner
But they need me?
wife
they need a robinhood wannabe to protect a super soldier, a god, a battle suit man and a monster? That makes no sense you know that right?
joss whedon
Man just read your script we have no intention on developing on boring jeremy renners boring family ok?
mark ruffalo
Hey robert you jackass you know this is all your fault right?
robert downey jr
No its not and i'm definitely not going to learn from it, if you ever come across any dangerous material be sure to keep it away from me cause i never learn
mark ruffalo
what's that supposed to mean?
wife
Hey could you fix my car i wanna drive to the grocery store which is like in another state really where do we go for church-ing or school-ing or to watch a movie?
robert downey jr
Ok so where's the car?
samuel l jackson
boo! What da f*ck am i doing here i thought i was hunting down hydra spies in eastern europe and how come i got my eye patch back? Didn't i burn it up at the end of winter soldier?
robert downey jr
I bet you've heard the story of how i created this boring villain who wants to destroy the world but i thought since i did a good job assembling the avengers that i could do a better job with ultron
samuel l jackson
Now you are taking credit for my ideas? Man just how much continuity are we getting rid of?
narrator
Scarlett shows up in mark's room to lay some naughty on him
mark ruffalo
O_o the world may end soon and you are thinking about sex?
scarlett johansson
Boring avengers have back stories now so why not a love interest?

To be continued......

badinfluence:

So your long script was because it's. generic.. then you should criticise 90% of the movies produced by hollywood..

90% of hollywood movies are generic and that is why you think american sniper was a wrong movie to pick on?
like i said you are free to like
american sniper no need for the excuses and justifications i'm posting my avengers part 3 script today and i shall dedicate it to you enjoy

badinfluence:
and your criticism is exactly like 'movie sin counter'. Just saying sha

wow! Thanks for the discovery you are so smart too bad people say it on every single thread of mine i believe Someone even beat u to it on this thread

badinfluence:

There's nothing seeking notice in that comment. It's just the truth..

nah it's attention seeking and not even the subtle kind you know, the kind where you just jump and go all "attack attack" especially when your point at the end was the exact same thing you read from mrmagoo earlier but don't worry attention seeking isn't a bad thing especially if you actually get the attention

badinfluence:

I actually like looking forward to movie criticisms

hehehe so you can rush in and attention seek?

badinfluence:

but what you did in American Sniper no follow.. Bradley Cooper did well in that movie. Give him his props. There are movies out there waiting to be bashed. You chose the wrong one

Are you serious? It was lazy, it was generic, it was super predictable

I mean an ordinary man joins the army he becomes awesome then encounters another excellent soldier on the enemy's side that kills his soldier friends and sends him into Post traumatic stress disorder please haven't we seen that in hurt locker,enemy at the gates,jarhead,machine gun preacher and if possible every other war movie there is in hollywood? Come on, if its the awards it won well guess what? its a movie on chris kyle of course it will win something

But its cool sha i'm not mad at you for liking it

badinfluence:
And what was the problem with American Sniper.. age of ultron flopped but so far you've yet to show how.. you're just trying to bring logic and we all know sometimes in the movie world, logic is overlooked. If you're criticising movies based on logic then every movie is a bad one. Your write up on American Sniper was screaming 'I must be funny' and it didn't make any point.. no offence

you mean the same way your comment screams i must be noticed?
But it's cool anyway, so what other scripts of mine have you read?
I'm bored i need to chat with someone at least till magoo gets back

Rotfl!
Na wa una funny o if u're looking to sound deep to your friends go read a science book or watch a pretentious movie from lars von trier and pier pasolini but don't tell me nonsense like age of ultron was a deep movie with a deep message of all movies didn't you have a headache after watching it?

mrmagoo:


Ok having fun by expressing your lack of knowledge on a good movie? Smh these people worked so hard to create such a movie but because some couch potato who knows nothing about film making does not understand it, they go around nitpicking on the movie and consider themselves smart

of course we know it's hard work na i've been on several movie sets from hell it's hard work to shoot a movie especially with an incompetent staff, the point of the matter is everyone works hard to shoot a movie whether good or bad or nollywood its expected its not something you have to keep praising over and over again and come on the movie was bad nothing personal

mrmagoo:



That's all you can say my friend please never mention me again for such an irrelevant comment don't bring your neediness and childish behaviour to my side

Come on we are just having fun here

mrmagoo:


Don't mind him he is just a jobless attention seeker who enjoys to spread his ignorance with these needy and tasteless write-ups instead of just asking questions
About things he does not understand @op you get time smh

ouch!