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Religion / Re: Photo: Seun Kuti Mocks The Redeemed Christian Church Of God by Shankboye(m): 7:44pm On Dec 12, 2014
tonybosses:


You re probably an half baked product from one off these private polytechnic..

Of wt use is the internet. Wtout dribblers like u.

If u av personal beef wt adeboye or wt God go face ur issue by ursef.
; I dey yanky like Duncan mighty... Me and u no dey d same category.
Religion / Re: Photo: Seun Kuti Mocks The Redeemed Christian Church Of God by Shankboye(m): 4:06pm On Dec 12, 2014
tonybosses:


Bros no vex oooo abeg enlighten me
google is ur friend, type critical thinking and read all about it
Religion / Re: Photo: Seun Kuti Mocks The Redeemed Christian Church Of God by Shankboye(m): 2:59pm On Dec 12, 2014
tonybosses:
Seun picked a wrong enemy again..

We've learnt frm history dt Nigerians fail to learn frm history.
why are the first 4 people to comment lack absolute critical thinking... We are done in Nigeria!

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Crime / Re: Man Hacks Wife With Machete For Withholding Sex by Shankboye(m): 12:04pm On Dec 03, 2014
Jackeeh:
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My thoughts exactly. How can one be in a coma and still communicate?
na comanicate she dey lipsrsealed
Sports / Re: Age Scam Shakes Under-23 Football Camp by Shankboye(m): 6:20pm On Dec 01, 2014
Innodon:
Almost all Africans cheat when it comes to age , it not a new story that those old men lie about their age....ask Taye Tiawo who is 27 somewhere in Europe andd his twin brother is 35 somewhere in Nigeria.
who come dey lie now? U or Taye Taiwo ? U take lie collect like, u better return does likes.. Mumu
Politics / Re: Pictures Of Youth In Surulere Burning APC Posters by Shankboye(m): 6:19am On Dec 01, 2014
ola6:
This happened in Shitta btw. We hate APC in Lagos with a passion!
Omo Igbo
Literature / Re: Why Sundays Are Very Special. by Shankboye(m): 7:23am On Nov 25, 2014
CuteEmma:
undecided
pls dear
Literature / Re: Why Sundays Are Very Special. by Shankboye(m): 9:54pm On Nov 24, 2014
Can't get to my inbox for some reason, can you pls add me on bb. 79ABC871
Business / Re: Muslim Body Alleges Jewish Symbol On New N100 Note by Shankboye(m): 12:57pm On Nov 24, 2014
LordMecuzy:
Are Jews Christians?

That even looks like an AMORC star to me. lol
I tire oo. A lot of people no sabi nada for naija... Isreal is not a Christian nation... U dig?

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Romance / Re: Guys, What Do Girls Do That Make Your Knees Weak? by Shankboye(m): 12:49pm On Nov 24, 2014
Her matter
Car Talk / Re: 15 Vehicles Logos And Their Meaning(pics) by Shankboye(m): 11:16pm On Nov 23, 2014
ibrutex:
Okk. How can this boost my income angry
by buying and reselling those cars lipsrsealed
Politics / Re: House Plots To Impeach Jonathan, Ihedioha by Shankboye(m): 1:45am On Nov 21, 2014
AdolfHitIer:
Impeach Jonathan?

Hahahahahahahahaha

Greatest joke of the century.

Just give it a shot and watch this country naija sink like titanic
shior na Ivory Coast border u go dey rush towards by the time ur asss is on fire lipsrsealed

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Romance / Re: Ladies, Can You Go On Your Knees Before Your Man To Apologise? by Shankboye(m): 11:51am On Nov 20, 2014
mifavour:


what happened to saying sorry without kneeling? ?? I mean who does that when you can easily take him to d bedroom and apologise
dayyum! Girl
Health / Re: How Can Vagina Odor Be Fought? by Shankboye(m): 2:06pm On Nov 18, 2014
Fabdedon:
i think google has the best answer.... But my opinion...
Let her bathe regularly and use antiseptics...
and hmmmm change under wears too..
Use deodourants too to freshen the atmosphere... Maintain one bleep dude...
And pray over it..
Allow fresh air reach that region too some times heat cause odour too..
Visit the doctor too if situation continue after 2 days
pray ke? We don enter one chance for naija
Politics / Re: Dreaded Ombatse Leader Killed In Dawn Raid by Shankboye(m): 1:42am On Nov 18, 2014
Stelvin101:


Even if ur tym don reach, d Devil or any juju priest cannot change it buh God can change it into a Blessing apart from saving the life of the person
how u take know say no be juju change am? People wey no believe in God no dey get blessed?
Religion / Re: Akudaya:myth Or Reality? by Shankboye(m): 1:39am On Nov 18, 2014
macof:


Ilorin is a slave camp, a place for cursed bastards and confused people

When I talk Yoruba, a mean pure Yoruba devoid Islamic nonsense
I don forget say u be Igbo!
Politics / Re: Dreaded Ombatse Leader Killed In Dawn Raid by Shankboye(m): 12:09am On Nov 18, 2014
Shankboye:
ok then, what happened to the pastor that died in the plane crash.. If u say Jesus no dey fail?
forget Jesus or juju , d 2 na same.. If ur time never reach, e never reach

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Politics / Re: Dreaded Ombatse Leader Killed In Dawn Raid by Shankboye(m): 12:07am On Nov 18, 2014
frodobee:
They that live by the sword, dies by the same. Your juju will fail you one day, but my God will never fail you, Jesus is his name.
ok then, what happened to the pastor that died in the plane crash.. If u say Jesus no dey fail?

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Politics / Re: Bode George As Jimi Agbaje’s Godfather Is Bad For Lagos by Shankboye(m): 3:42pm On Nov 16, 2014
aljharem:


Yes o, If PDP want to lose again then they should present Jimi.

Majority of the supporters of Jimi don't have voters card thus are of no value
. Weather na Jimi or na koro... Na still defeat defeat defeat... Pdp no fit win for Lagos... When no be say we blind?
Religion / Re: Akudaya:myth Or Reality? by Shankboye(m): 3:47am On Nov 16, 2014
macof:


Ilorin is a slave camp, a place for cursed bastards and confused people

When I talk Yoruba, a mean pure Yoruba devoid Islamic nonsense
really? lipsrsealed
Religion / Re: Akudaya:myth Or Reality? by Shankboye(m): 9:50pm On Nov 15, 2014
macof:

Lol Alujonu isn't Yoruba. Probably jst Yoruba corruption of the original Arab name

Such spirits don't exist in Yoruba

And frankly I don't think they exist outside Islam
go tell this in ilorin, I'm pretty sure they will show you on ur works with jinn.. Seek knowledge before talking... Go to ilorin, and ask this same question..u will probably welcome a visitor in your house overnight
Car Talk / Re: Do Cars Malfunction After Having Sex In Them? by Shankboye(m): 1:48pm On Nov 10, 2014
jeffizy:
grin Sitting with friends over some few bottles of pilsner at the mess.
The topics shifted from work related issues to family and general talk.....Not until the bottles kicked into overdrive . grin

A mate (naija) said in low voice and I quote "do you guys know there's a myth about having intercourse in a car?"

Everyone was amused , but I wasn't because I've heard it before , although I find it ambiguous.

There's a belief in some parts if naija that having sexual intercourse in your car will put your car in jeopardy as it will start developing faults which will be unexplained despite regular maintenance.

I trouble shut the discussion due to the environment , but I wish to find out more. cheesy
all d car for yanky go don pack up be that

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Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Contest (elimination Round 1) by Shankboye(m): 4:02pm On Nov 04, 2014
Speakdatruth:

lol jus ANGELAMINA? we r hapi at yo decision. pls vote her again in d 2nd round.
dnt 4get dat u can add oda contestants 2 d list. tnk u sire
I nor dey share my love
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Contest (elimination Round 1) by Shankboye(m): 2:17pm On Nov 04, 2014
In my Ibadan voice, I'm hanz and quit! Angel Amina will u marry me? I vote angelamina
Politics / Re: Senate Cedes 20% Ecological Fund to Secure Nigeria’s Borders by Shankboye(m): 5:17am On Oct 22, 2014
Good for us
Politics / Re: Buhari/fashola Ticket: Opinion Of A SW Christian by Shankboye(m): 8:41pm On Oct 20, 2014
I am beginning to think someone actually pay these people to divide us with their stupid religion propaganda! The last time I check, the isreali are calling all of us nigga and ask us to go back to our country...
Romance / Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by Shankboye(m): 2:35am On Oct 19, 2014
FLAWLES:
u wicked, hahahahahahaha ,for me? I Tell d lies not Dem
ur lie is perfect for dis topic grin
Celebrities / Re: Majid Michel's Mother Is Dead by Shankboye(m): 11:26pm On Oct 14, 2014
Na 2A notebook be d first page abi na my eye dey mess up
Celebrities / Re: Dear Tiwa Savage, You Are NOT Beyonce" - Onyeka Nwelue by Shankboye(m): 4:22pm On Oct 02, 2014
marieolae: Naija ppl just hate dis woman..I wonder y oo
na Igbo people hate am... Trust me grin

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Science/Technology / Re: What Technology Did You Expect Would Be Available Now That Isn't? by Shankboye(m): 11:23am On Sep 27, 2014
Apatheist: Light Sabers as seen in Star Wars
Hover boards
Jet packs.
. Jet packs dey
Politics / Re: Plateau Budgets N442m For Plates, Spoons by Shankboye(m): 11:13am On Sep 26, 2014
Tlovely: wetin u sabi.? u get brain 4 head?
ogun fire you
Politics / Re: Plateau Budgets N442m For Plates, Spoons by Shankboye(m): 5:03am On Sep 26, 2014
byrron: http://www.punchng.com/news/plateau-budgets-n442m-for-plates-spoons/


With barely six months to the end of the administration, the Plateau State Government has sent a supplementary budget of N23.4bn to the state House of Assembly for consideration and approval.

In the proposed budget, according to the estimates obtained from the state House of Assembly on Thursday, supply and fixing of curtains, blinds, customised cutleries and other items at the new Government House would be awarded to a foreign firm at the cost of N442, 289, 600.00.

Road networks, purchase of official vehicles and other projects at the new Government House at Little Rayfield are also expected to gulp N4.2bn.

Other items to be covered by the supplementary budget are procurement of a Toyota Land Cruiser model vehicle for the Chief Judge of Plateau State, at the cost of N25, 625, 675. 68 and a Toyota Corolla for the Chief Registrar, Plateau State Judiciary, at the cost of N7, 545, 398, 68.

Also, the completion of existing road projects all over the state, the office of the SSG at the new Government House and provision of infrastructure and office equipment at the new office of the Board of Internal revenue is expected to gulp N13bn, while N1.5bn was budgeted to the state water board.

The rest of the estimates computed and collated from all ministries, agencies and departments of government were put at N12, 400, 979, 524. 00.

The Commissioner for Information and Communications, Mrs. Olivia Dazem said that the budget was born out of the need to complete existing projects before the exit of the present administration.

She said, “In view of the need to meet additional developmental efforts of the present administration in project execution, a supplementary budget in respect of some ministries, agencies and departments have become very necessary.”



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