₦airaland Forum

delectablegyal:
that's a peck na. bloggers and lies, they are like, you know the picture.





let's bring back 2go. add me up with delectablegirl. #resuscitate2go.

Saintsammurai:
SO many NIGERIA christians are with these mindset of going to church with any amount of cash in their their hands..to use for offering....AS a worker or as an employed human, that receives monthly salaries,, And as a true and a non hypocritical christian, you should be able to put nothing below 1,000 naira every sunday in the offering box. "You cannot spend thousands on drinks, food and recharge cards, including dstv and go tv subscriptions, etc.. without setting outside nothing less than Four thousand naira for the four sundays in a month, just to use as an offering, "note" "this is excluding "tithe" "Putting 100 naira, 500 naira, 50 naira in an offering box shows disrespect and disregard for GOD almighty, for he deserv much more than that.....WE dont have to be christians by mouth making, we need to show it too with our money....i hope you all change for the glory of GOD.

Saintsammurai:
SO many NIGERIA christians are with these mindset of going to church with any amount of cash in their their hands..to use for offering....AS a worker or as an employed human, that receives monthly salaries,, And as a true and a non hypocritical christian, you should be able to put nothing below 1,000 naira every sunday in the offering box. "You cannot spend thousands on drinks, food and recharge cards, including dstv and go tv subscriptions, etc.. without setting outside nothing less than Four thousand naira for the four sundays in a month, just to use as an offering, "note" "this is excluding "tithe" "Putting 100 naira, 500 naira, 50 naira in an offering box shows disrespect and disregard for GOD almighty, for he deserv much more than that.....WE dont have to be christians by mouth making, we need to show it too with our money....i hope you all change for the glory of GOD.

tossie101:

Did this happen in nigeria?
Thats how u rush just to make fp without reading and understanding.

I still wonder the unreasonable fellow behind this moniker and to even think u are married is mind boggling..
Makes one wonder the type of offspring u will produce.
U are total embarassment

tossie101:

Did this happen in nigeria?
Thats how u rush just to make fp without reading and understanding.

I still wonder the unreasonable fellow behind this moniker and to even think u are married is mind boggling..
Makes one wonder the type of offspring u will produce.
U are total embarassment

supersystemsng:
Thanks jare...one of the progenitors of mouth action...Nice one...well said

easyfem:
Is d world insane ? Y do we do diz ?

IYANGBALI:
Is that why I have not eaten since morning?

IYANGBALI:
Is that why I have not eaten since morning?

TourismMan:
I bet if this guy was to succeed and bring forth the sum from the theft, you wouldn't be saying this.

Merryglad:
hahaha brother husband material

Merryglad:
hahaha brother husband material

Merryglad:
Bravo op! Sometimes i cant help but wounder where my generation is heading to.....thank God we still have some sane people around like you. The earlier people realise they not in this world to impress anyone the better for them.

Merryglad:
Bravo op! Sometimes i cant help but wounder where my generation is heading to.....thank God we still have some sane people around like you. The earlier people realise they not in this world to impress anyone the better for them.

Oyindidi:
Them dey pick job for ground?

rheether:
I pity you

brojoshua:
But almost all of us by our corruption jointly ruined this country and make it ungovernable, both the leaders and the followers, and now we want to run to other countries where they did their own countries well. The leaders and elites in particular don't allow anything to work in this country and the followers love those kinds of leaders.
Unless all of us that are involved in ruining this country change from our wicked ways and corruption. Then expect no improvement to our conditions but more suffering. Unless there are just and true justice and judgment, righteousness, mercy and truth, otherwise things will continue to get worse and worse for us. For there is gross corruption and wickedness in the country in forms of unrighteousness, injustice, unfaithfulness, absence of truth and mercy.

shinel:
I have changed to chicken suya years back and I never regretted. I have suspected such act long ago when I see the way some meat looks somehow strange before roasting.
It's well...

shinel:
I have changed to chicken suya years back and I never regretted. I have suspected such act long ago when I see the way some meat looks somehow strange before roasting.
It's well...

kennygee:
Two married idiots.

sgtponzihater1:
Yes my brother. D guy has been sitting on a keg of gun powder. Reeling out series of hate comments and cursing Buhari uninhibited. D gun powder has exposed and the funny dude is a casualty of his own making.

sgtponzihater1:
Dem don Disarm Nwaamaikpe, I wonder how long the guys ban will be. Never outshine ur master, he was becoming d most popular man on Nairaland, even beyond the mods.

Oluwabusobomi:
It will never be well with Buhari and all those who brought him in

pokipoki:
WTF!!! lots of funny shit happen in Nigeria. I think the best things to do is to pray to God for unfortunate things to happen to our politicians and political elites.
The prayer should be "Lord, let evil befall our politicians and their families everyday they wake up so that they can feel the pains of the ordinary Nigerian"

DonBobes:
Una own small wahali.
Imagine my cousemate o just posted to my unit o.
Wan turn my place to mama put..
Wey army de pay officers 3 naira monthly.
D guy know say i get family: my wife, my Buckingham& my Aurora.
My wife sabi cook pass chef.
Naso d first time wey d guy come our house. My wife prepared his best dish for him with two cow legs.
Naso dis guy think say we get plenty money to waste wey army de pay us same 3 naira o. d guy made a call saying he would b coming every day to eat den go sleep from our house. Naso I say JESUS H CHRIST. Am on a long thing.
Naso he comes on a daily routine o. My kitchen, food stuffs & most importantly my wife and kids felt it maximumly . Wen i say maximumly m serious men.
Naso my meat n cow legs wey de last over 1 month na so last us few days.
Was surprised this guy was even say he as no money n he chases girls like mosquitos chasing humans for blood. Fixed his car and sends money to his family o.
Kobo he as not even gave my kids at least to compensate or show some love.
My wife de vex. Den one day my wife was preparing food for him and got injured in d process.
Would you believe dis guy came to still eat dat evening.
Told my wife if she dares cook for him she would pay for it double. He didn't even come with fruit juice for her to say " no vex for d injury o". Next he came we gave him nothing.
Naso him stop o

Ten06:
I left PH at about 10pm for yenagoa Bayelsa State with my Highlander jeep, when I got to Rumuokoro I stopped to clean my windscreen when a young lady of about 32 approached me for a lift to Mbiama which I obliged.
When we got to Mbiama Junction where she was supposed to take another vehicle to warri the place was deserted with nobody in sight cos it was already past 11pm, she then pleaded with me to follow me to yenagoa to spend the night in my house, after considering her plight I agreed.
To cut a long story short, she slept in my ozer room and urinated twice on the bed.
Left with no option, the next day she washed my bedsheets, sun the foam and her clothes.
Before I return from the office she has gone to the shop close my to house to collect food stuff, her cream and other things for credit, she told them that she is my girlfriend. The worse part of it, she was wearing very old boxer and singlet going about in my area making friends and was telling them that she is my new girlfriend. It took me 3days before I'm able to push her out of my house

BumbleBee2ice:
Eleriboo omo Ole, Kontinew u go soon old.

iNewton:
I smell nwaamikpe

Nukualofa:
i had to invite my old friends who came with
their full regalia. Trust me, you ddon't want to lusten to the Kapping we were making in my sitting room. We had to invite the husband to the sitting room to join in the drinking binge. We didn't threaten him but he just knew that he is dealing with a deadly person that will strike you and people will blame the victim

Billyonaire:
I do not know what possesses some men to love snapping photos than women.

glosplendid:
I cut the story short..cos it's too long...maybe one day u will see it on the frontpage..thanks dear

stefanweeks:
That fan he argued with this week must be smiling now.

Wish Frank the best

glosplendid:
A stranger I just met at night...and was stranded...I took the highest risk by accommodating him..i went and bought dettol soup for him to bathe with..cos the guy was woozing bad...and he sounds good and so intelligent...though I couldn't sleep all night..i was busy doing something that will keep me awake till following morning...because I wanted travelling in the morning longstory short...I went to take my bathe...the guy took my transport fare and my phone..made away with my pause..and left me damn stranded...the worst was that...I don't hav no number to call for help...the only number on my head was my ex own..i gats boro phone to call..i didn't even let him know how I lost my fone and money...cos I know he will say am stupid...well..he later helped me out wit some money that I used for my trip..my dear...the thing dey me like nollywood...buh it was a big lesson..by the way I never stoped helping..buh I am applying xtra caution now..buh I don't like sharing this..cos I don't want people to blame me by helping someone I don't know

Nukualofa:
I invited a family into my house because they were evicted by the landlord. The next thing they don't want to leave after the one week i gave them and they started hatching plan on how to take over my house from me.


I had to remind them that beneath this docile and quiet guy is someone that can sit down and watch a kid bleed to death.



They fled when i gave them the first hit

Ezionye:
I tried to squat som1 for the night in my little room sometime ago as a student. I made a makeshift mattress on the floor for her. But after showering, I found her fast asleep in my lovely well made 8 spring bed.

I had to sleep on the floor

OliviaPope:
This question was asked on Quora.


Read this hilarious reply below;




Tery Robertson, Owner, Marketing Company

Answered Aug 18



Oh my gosh. I’m still getting over this one. I travel a lot on business and, when I do, I usually try to find someone to come in and house sit for me. Well I met a women whom I thought would be great for house sitting. Because she was going to be taking care of 3 dogs, 5 cats and 4 horses, I told her that I’d pay her $150/day, which she agreed to.

BERNIMOORE:
shut up, i say shut up, how did he win? because you neve did your homework on fayose the best Governor and only governor to ever in the history of Nigeria defeated 2 incubent Governors, just watch as i tackle the guy you cheaply conceaded to due to unavailability of facts to you