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Kai....won ti baye awon people yi je.

supersystemsng:
It was serious...cause i was aware of the attack before it took place...i dissapeared into thin air...as a guy always one step ahead...

Are the guys students or what? and shey the girl na all these slay queens?

supersystemsng:
On the island...Lagos... Men na long thing...

Na wa o

supersystemsng:
Lol..i knew you would say so. It's gangster o. They actually club and got over 40 guys in their crew..I was new in the city...what do i do? I had a fight with them. Before it got to the point the bullets started flying, i dissappeared...

Before you judge me, the girl didn't report it. It was her right to report and i'll stand as a witness, she did not..Finally i reported
it..technically

Where did it happen, I mean which state and city?

pocohantas:
don't marry now...because you're very annoying.

lol

pocohantas:
Did she stab him?? What's that mark on his body?
How did he die?

Mehn!
Marriage is now scary o.
The way couples are wounding and killing each other. Lord help your children to make the right choices

Maybe the man is hypertensive.

Hmmmn...who go like marry you with the demon you just uploaded as dp? Abi na like that you look for spirit realm? Let us see your real face ma.

Cleodenile:
Ice cream!! Pls don't take it before your flight, especially if you're lactose intolerant and have to be in the air for 6 hours or more..My experience was not a good one.

What now happened to you?

I love this movie so much...
So great story, looks so much real like an epic

whizzyleejr:
Changing them like gear, a man with 3 wives is like a man in the forest of a thousand demon

lol

expensiveguyman:
Buhari is such irritating fellow and nothing sensible ever comes out of his useless mouth. I feel like strangling him when he was spitting those nonsense yesterday.

lol ... your face sef looks like the face of a criminal

..''sighs''

Pascal181:
I've not seen a Northerner that support restructuring why

Because they are mumu, and they do not know the way of peace nor quality of life for human beings that has flesh and blood like themselves. Many are ignorant of the 21st century development which is a way of encouraging ourselves that we must also move forward and anything that is going to drag it backwards must be dealt with and example of such backwardness is stupidly holding to a failed system just the way Nigerian leaders are doing in foolishness.

ebuka10box:
restructure what!!!!we r nigerians ,we makke up this country.we gotta restructure ourselves first..just imagine on nairaland ,there is tribalism. what is afonja,Igbo and ipob or whatever....we gotta check ourselves first,we r d problem in this nation...nigeria shall be great...ijn

What brought the hatred in the first instance, if not the mis-behaviour and clueless attitude of different regions when they came to power? Other regions felt left out of the national cake tinz and hatred increased. Or you think people just wake upon day to hate the Fulani tribe? After raping women and destroying properties in other places in Nigeria, you think they will be welcomed with smiles by other tribes in Nigeria? This restructuring will make Naija better than it is. It is a welcome development and a good one especially when our monarchs in the south have started having sense.

bedspread:
Sultan of sokoto is scared of relinquishing the power of the caliphate which has been responsible for deciding on who rules or not.
Almost all the presidents in Nigeria hv hd to be decided by the caliphate with the exception of GEJ and maybe one or 2 others.

GOD is crumbling the power....

Hmmn....meaning he is one of the cabals. A chief cabal at that

sunshineV:
VPN is free ooo

Please, enlighten me. What is the work of VPN in this? How can we use it to defeat hike in telecom's tariffs?

soberdrunk:
.........and my cousin way dey collect 1.5m per month go dey carry shoulder like who get hunch back, the mumu monthly na dis small boys their daily........

Where does he work?

alexialin:
Am telling you, I was so shocked!
And I only wanted to help him out, as he claims to be always busy at work.

And hes talking of : I want to control him. I shudnt touch anything. Really?

Smhhh!

I then realize why hes still single at 42, even with his supposedly impressive looks, good job and all that.

No civilzed woman would stand his dirty home.

Village people @work.

Hmmmnnn....maybe he is codedly into money ritual tinz, who knows?

alexialin:
Na wa o

But the wife suppose know the man she married.

He is certainly a pig.

The first day I went to the house of one guy wooing me like forever, when I stepped Into his kitchen? It looked like a dustbin. Sink, fridge, so dirty with fungae growing in the fridge, yuck!
His room is another section of dustbin where faulty electronics, broken chairs, faulty lamps were bn kept. It was an eye sore. Only parlour neat.
I was like why are u storing all these dirts and faulty household items?
He said he find it hard to throw them away and he will do something about it.

I was like? U know what? If u want us to date? U. need to get this place cleaned up, before one week? He said hes very busy at work and will do it oneday.
I say one day ke!
That one day can take forever! Ok let's do it this way. I have a professional cleaner, she will come here and give your flat a turn over. U will see how neat your house will look afterwards, dont worry I will pay her. Just leave it to me

Guess what he said? He said please I shoudnt call her and I just want to control his life.
I was like wtf!
Me! Control your life?? This house is a dustbin! Can't u see? He no hear o

I just say abeg am done. No longer interested.

And if u see him with his sparkling jeep and impressive looks, a babe will think she's blessed having someone like him.

Total zero

I hate dirty men.

Ha! this one pass me o....that guy is stuck with uncleanliness; even sane people with rough rooms still lament to have them cleaned up. I fit say na the spirit of troll dey worry that guy. He psychologically has problem with cleanliness. He doesn't even wants the place cleaned up. Unbelievable!!!

ayormidestar:
naso una dy fail Waec, dis is emo not okete

Sharrap there! This is a young Okete and not emo. Emo is mostly brown in colour and much smaller and they are mostly for kids. How old are you sef? You wan teach me wetin I don dey chop for more than 27 years. Com and let me teach you proper bush meats identification, and na money tin o

Okete re o....Pelu obe iyan to dun ati emu ogidi

Lol....so this egbon don old like this. Very good actor known for notorious roles, and every time I see him, I always tell my bro I could have sworn he is an ex cultist, cos he resemble one.lol...Happy birthday to him, long life and prosperity!!!

The Governor has gone mad again!

Chai....awon egbon yi ti dagba...I hardly recognize dem again. They even starred in Ologbo dudu(black cat), the movie where Saheed Balogun was a cult leader. Seeing dem now brought nostalgic feelings about past years.

kennygee:
Carry on to where, London?

We are our own worse enemy.

People who live in a sane country speaking for over 170 million people feeling the heat and incompetence of this sorry government.

This is when we need Hailstones. Big massive ones to fall on these degerates.

You've said the truth dear..... now I know Nigeria is irredeemable without strong force.... normal thinking faculty of some have been tampered with, so they gat no morals again....some people need cane.....meanwhile on a personal notice, I never know say you big and pretty like this o, hope you no go preach if I PM you...lol

kennygee:
Carry on to where, London?

We are our own worse enemy.

People who live in a sane country speaking for over 170 million people feeling the heat and incompetence of this sorry government.

This is when we need Hailstones. Big massive ones to fall on these degerates.

You've said the truth dear..... now I know Nigeria is irredeemable without strong force.... normal thinking faculty of some have been tampered with, so they gat no morals again....some people need cane.....meanwhile on a personal notice, I never know say you big and pretty like this o, hope you no go preach if I PM you...lol

kingreign:
1990 Toyota Carina ii 2.0 GLi 4sp auto lift back.


When i returned from India, I decided to buy a small lift back which I could use to move around. I got myself a brown/gold coloured 1990 model Toyota carina ii 2.0 GLi for 450k, brown seats and brown dashboard, heated side mirrors, heated seats, I had to construct the A/C as there was none. It had alloy wheels and looked good it was a German market carina ii. I bought it, from a woman and took it home. Next day, I started the engine and it roared to life. Pushed the lever to R, the car surged backwards with speed, I slammed the brakes only to hear a groaning sound. Pushed to D, nothing R, nothing. I packed the car there. I travelled again and came back after 2months. I inspected the shafts and noticed balls on the tyre area (that time I was a novice with capital "L" who couldn't handle a spanner). I called a mechanic who checked it and told me shaft is bad, I have to replace both shafts as they were fake elcheapo eltawain shaft. I parted with 12K that day, he came with beljium shaft and installed them. He told me to shift R and D to check if they're working, I depressed the brakes and did that, on releasing the brakes, the flexible brake line on the driver's front tyre bursted. Spilling contents. 3k went out for brake pipes again.

2weeks later, I went to install a CD system LG 1 DIN with pioneer speakers and was feeling funky. I went to Suleja to flex my old babe. coming back, I started hearing a strange noise on the rear driver side tyre. I got to mechanic workshop, tie rod broke. No more steering control tyres were wobbling. 8K to purchase new tie rods, 2k for rubber booths, and 3K for one of the multilink arm on the rear (the previous arm was bent and the previous owner used dunlop slippers cut to act as rubber boot hence the noise and uneven driving).
I was back on the road again. I went to APO to flex with my guys, as per I don show Naija na, night came I was returning home, I couldn't see my front. Hmmm. I managed to get home. Called my mechanic. He said reflectors in Headlamp is faded, we should get another one. 11k for one tokunbo 7k brand new taiwan, I picked 2 tokunbo for 22k. He installed it, it was out of alignment. He adjusted it but it was only slightly brighter than the previous units, he called a re-wire who installed a relay, the headlamp worked at last, I was glad. Hehehehe Night movement started again, lol! Only for rains to come and I discovered no wipers, they were wornout and producing noise. 1,200 naira a pair in front and 300naira for long piece on the rear. Nothing's gonna stop me from 'wakaing'. I discovered the motor started drinking fuel. Chai, called my mecho again, he removed sparkplugs, installed new ones 8K (2k a piece X 4), removed airfilter and bought another one 1500, then bought injector CRC cleaner, cleaned the intake butterfly valves. Poured some in the Vacuum line. Started the car to idle a while, then change oil, 3k oil filter 1k total 4K. Economy improved a bit. But still high consumption. Came back to him, he checked and discovered the Airflowmeter is bad. 15K for belgium part. Finally, it worked. My power windows acts as if they've got a mind of their own when rains come, they may not go up. But I had to manage them, I also found the wires on the power moonroof which was detached (the moonroof was sealed with mechanic's trademark black gum which I peeled off). Suddenly, my steering became stiff. I called my mecho, he said pump is failed. Bought tokumbo pump 7k it worked, I went to AMAC. On the road going, it became stiff again. I called him, he said 'when coming home branch my workshop'. On my way home I was doing 140km/hr on berger-nicon junction expressway, suddenly I slowed down to negotiate katampe bridge, steering locked, slammed the brakes, car swerved off the road, tipped over the bridge and landed face down into the deep gutter below. All the contents in the boot fell inside the passenger cabin. I had seatbelt so i wasn't hurt, I climbed down and called my mechanic. He went to find a hiab truck they said 70k to lift the damn car out of the gutter and place it on the road side. I said NO. I quarrelled with the mechanic, I told him I am no more working with him (beef mode active). Luckily, a blue hiab of FRSC was passing by, I waved him to stop, he helped me freely, I was glad. Someone came, with a knife, cut my rear seatbelt and used it as a tow rope tied to his car and towed mine to another mechanic shop. Headlamp broken, grille broken, front driver side suspension broken, brake cable cut, bumper broken, windscreen developed a line from top to bottom, fenders bent, transaxle broken, steering bad. Over 100K to replace them, new strut bought and yet it failed a week later due to a leak thus giving out the pressurized fluid, I opted for tokumbo struts 12k. I was foolishly determined and no one's gonna let me down. I got on the way from AMAC and drove to go see my babe in Bida poly smiley I never knew it was gonna be another epic wrong move filled the tank up and fired, on highspeed in excess of 160km/hr on kubwa-zuba expressway. Damn speed was sweet
I was dusting all other cars on the road when suddenly I hit a pothole (Suleja, Lapai, to Bida was pothole infested then, I don't know of now) suddenly, my suspension gave way again, but I was not deterred, I must love up. Suddenly, a pre-facelift Honda Accord EOD (2003-2005) swept past, this act bruised my ego, in trying to catch up, the driver suddenly stepped on his brake and a petrol truck was coming ahead, I hit another pothole, my brakepad flew out, this gave me no room to maneuver, I rear ended that car and it was totaled. The boot, to the rear passenger was deformed badly. My front end again went bad. Another crack on my new windscreen, broken headlamp, broken grille, bumper. Suddenly another lorry from behind side swiped my Right side, a piece of sharp metal from the truck sank into my car's rear quarter slicing the metallic body work all thru the rear door area. the alhaji came out and looked at his car, looked at mine, and told me to go repair mine, he'll fix his. shocked smiley I was shocked and happy. I continued my mumu journey to Bida poly, stopped at the gate, called the babe, she say she was busy, can't attend to me. chai!

Ego bruised again, I kuku enter my kabu kabu jalopy, manage enter zuba, police check point. Them men in black wanted to start their story again. I vex tell them say make dem leave me, I need to go rest joor. Out of pity one of them met others and they let me go with my jalopy. Got to my old mechanic, he said, 'you don come again with your wahala'? I no fit answer. We fixed the car, 80K went from my pocket. Toks bumper (blue colour), toks struts, toks headlamps, toks grille, brake lines, pads, calipers, booster, disc and master (remember my brake pad fell off, I had to ride the car like that). welding and panelbeating the rear quarter and door area sliced thru. Immediately I fixed it, I put it up for sale, some dudes came, paid 300k cash, took it and travelled lol, wahala removed finally grin When they got to their destination, they started calling me. Fear no gree let me pick I finally summoned courage to pick after many missed calls from them only for them to tell me I don't know what I sold to them for such a cheap amount. If only I knew, I won't had sold it so cheaply. Mumu people

Mehn, because of that car I learn mechanic by force, and all the chukuwdi, nonso and spareparts dealers for kubwa and zuba come know me as customer.

I posted this when I was using Lomomike moniker here:
https://www.nairaland.com/150189/worst-car-youve-driven-been#30719947

Lol...is this true or a framed story? if na true, den na confirm devouring spirit briñg that car your way o.

coalcoal1:
Nissan Altima 2009 with its CVT nonsense. I didn't even enjoy the car for a month. While on the highway, within 30 minutes, your speed starts to drop even as you accelerate. You hear whining sounds from the gear. I have to park and rest the car for some minutes again before it picks up. I'll never buy a Nissan again. This car don chop my money taya

Lol....

lyntiffany:
Amen.

baby long tym...hw are yu

234ng44uk:
Good point. But you forget that the fundamental issues hampering the development of Nigeria will follow each amd every region that secedes to thier new nation. Take for instance, we all talk about marginalization, a typical Igbo man in his Igbo nation will still see some other groups as inferior, he will not want anything to do with Mbaise, Mbaino because he believes when you see one of those people and a snake first kill him before you kill the snake. Same holds true for other tribes who discriminates even among themselves.
Nor does this agitation address issues of endemic corruption. In fact, the people on the frontline of these agitations are people of questionable characters. So we do not expect them to suddenly refuse to steal from the commonwealth of their people.
In short, all those clamours and agitations are requests for mere name change. We are still the same people and our attitudes that made Nigeria what it is now we follow us to our various republics.
Rather, I will suggest we have a restructuring constitutionally recognises and create room for autonomy for geo-political zones in the Nigerian State. That way there will be competition among regions as we use to have before the regional system was abolished.
But my friend, if you think anything will change by merely changing flag colours you're wrong.

Well, you also made good points, and note that I put two options and restructuring is among. Total restructuring is ok, but the northerners especially dont even want it. I think I just saw on FP where Sultan said no restructuring. Truth is that other regions should fight back and reject every northern foolish terms. Nigeria is under siege with their control but many dont know.

Ladyjumong:
Believe we could still pass through all this tribal war,hate,marginalization nd agitational issues,conquer it nd still become the true one nigerians we were never before.Nigeria is a great country maybe dz is what we ave to go through nd solve aswel once nd for all to become one once again.I believe we can do better together,can change for better,can achieve great things worldwide still together.I just cant wait for d day when nigeria will be a peacefull country,ride of all dz bad record both home nd abroad,ride of tribalism,marginalization,hate nd d rest.We can still solve are issues even if alot of us nd our leaders are too stuborn to,there is always a way out.Dz is a trial moment for nigeria nd ve got to conquer it,we ve got to prove to the world dat despite everything,we will still become that one peaceful country we were neva before.We should stop giving the world a reason to laugh at us.that we were join together is nt by coincidence, there is a reason why God let it happen
I BELIEVE IN NIGERIA

Oh! you are waiting just as those older than you have been waiting and it has gone from bad to worse. My dear, Nigeria will never become that pipe dream you want it to be if the inhabitants wont do the needful. You think it is easy to merge the minds of over 250 tribes as one especially when a good percent are illiterates and many have the earth of beast with no human feeling as they maim and kill other tribes even with the economic control that they have? Start thinking in another direction that it is possible to be separated and each region will be great. The British that we even blame still gave us good arrangement of regional autonomy like the template that they use in UK, but we turned it around and formed a unitary nonsense that has destroyed lives rather than repairing them. It is possible for us to move forward but not with the situation on ground. Restructuring or secession will bring focus to be serious so that we can compete with other nations, not relying on useless oil that can be devalued anytime. It may not bring sudden or total result that we want but evil and unpalatable situation will be reduced and the leading head of each region will be easier to reach rather than some useless leaders hiding in faraway Abuja to commit evil. We cant continuing doing same tin same way without seeing as logical and normal human beings whether what we are doing is fruitful or not. It will be good and better is what our parents have been chanting, and we took the same slogan from their mouths, so we want to pass it across to our kids so that they too will transfer it to their own children abi? We should think of providence and forget fantasy.

SoldierBoy1:
The truth is we Yorubas are tired of the North's dominance, so if Nigeria won't be truly federal, then we would be left with no choice than true Restructuring or secession. Awolowo knew Nigeria was not truly ready for federalism more reason why he was an advocate of a regional system of government. No one is saying being ruled directly by your own kinsman would transform things sporadically but at least you just optimized the problem and directed your energy inwards.

''No one is saying being ruled directly by your own kinsman would transform things sporadically but at least you just optimized the problem and directed your energy inwards.''@ the quoted.
Exactly my brother, at least it would reduce the problems and the head that functions will be easier to reach rather than yeye people hiding in faraway Abuja. I don't know why we call ourselves educated and we can't see and support the better.

234ng44uk:
What is the so called Grandson waiting for? He sure looks like a terrorist, like one of those motherfuckers who killed Lee Rugby with matchets in briad daylight. Let him bring his "chemical weapons", the Yorubas I know will hand him over to the police. We are not lawless Pigs and Idiots (aka Igbos) of the Potor Republic of Biafra.

My dear, you are educated, and please determine Nigeria's case logically. What have you gained as a 21st century being in Nigeria? Even if the guy looks unserious, go and read his points with open heart and know that he has points. What is the way forward if not total restructuring or secession, or yu think it is impossible for southwest or east to stand alone? There is nothing impossible in the world if you believe and work towards it. Are there not countries that rely on tourism alone and they are doing fine? So what is the brouhaha about one Nigeria especially when it is not working and the poor are suffering? Freedom is possible, and mind you, you can never merge the minds of all Nigerians with over 250 tribes to function as one intelligently especially when a good percent are illiterates. Education that we have is supposed to be an eye opener and not blindness. Education that we have is supposed to channel us into having a rethink on ways to do things when the old way is not yielding result.

darlenese:
now I see why Buhari ran away to London, he is waiting for the war on Oct 1st, he will be watching and smiling.


I blame our Nigeria curriculum for not exposing us to history.

Lol....you are funny