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pocohantas:
I don't know why these girls are wasting their time on Twitter. Open a NL account, it's like a family here.

Step 1
...Post in pristine language.
...Don't be rude like me, be very polite. Ignore insults or reply them with God bless you, lol, thanks...etc.
...Never be caught dead saying men and women are equal.
...Come off as a long-suffering babe.
...Don't be too religious or uptight.
...Don't do male bashing, men are the best thing to happen to women.
...Open threads advising ladies to be less materialistic, respectful and submissive.

Do this for three months. When you start getting suitors,
...Go through his posts to understand his person.
...Respond politely, be open and keep the conversation going.
...don't be quick to donate that thing.

You can handle it from here.

2. Go to a male dominated section, sports, games, investment, autos, pets... just comment sensibly and every other shall be added on to you.

3. Observe a guy you like, check his post to see if he has ever commented about bae, if not... send him a PM.

Byebye

Poco baby....you're one of the best babes here...though stubborn... please let me see your DP

pocohantas:
I don't know why these girls are wasting their time on Twitter. Open a NL account, it's like a family here.

Step 1
...Post in pristine language.
...Don't be rude like me, be very polite. Ignore insults or reply them with God bless you, lol, thanks...etc.
...Never be caught dead saying men and women are equal.
...Come off as a long-suffering babe.
...Don't be too religious or uptight.
...Don't do male bashing, men are the best thing to happen to women.
...Open threads advising ladies to be less materialistic, respectful and submissive.

Do this for three months. When you start getting suitors,
...Go through his posts to understand his person.
...Respond politely, be open and keep the conversation going.
...don't be quick to donate that thing.

You can handle it from here.

2. Go to a male dominated section, sports, games, investment, autos, pets... just comment sensibly and every other shall be added on to you.

3. Observe a guy you like, check his post to see if he has ever commented about bae, if not... send him a PM.

Byebye

Poco baby....you're one of the best babes here...though stubborn... please let me see your DP

IYANGBALI:
you and your badooooo guys wan come rapeeee me abi?

Lol...prayer warriors dont rape, and they are nt cults; abi wetin yu dey do for cemetry for midnight too? we wan com exorcise the place na.

IYANGBALI:
ok let's meet at no 8 mortuary street, banana cemetery,akure. By 12 midnight . Come with your flask to take some breastmilk home with you

This girl no well ooo....don't worry, I will com with my team of prayer warriors; we go send yu bak to where yu com from together

IYANGBALI:
your mouth is not big enough for them as lala

Lol....na Lala be yur bf ? My dear, I eat more freaking tinx dan Lala that is only obsessed with serpent meat. Gimme a chance.

IYANGBALI:
ayam blessed

Wow... good to know...give me the chance to carry your load; jux PM me

IYANGBALI:
it will no longer be NAFDAC approved breasts

Ha! jux checked yur profile and I got questions...no 1. is that yu in that pix; no 2. are those two water melons nafdac approved? no 3. hope yu are not mocking the poor girl by the reason of what God has blessed yu with if the answer to question 1 is yes?

IYANGBALI:
Her breasts have digest even her father's billions cannot raise the up again

It can still be raised up, only that, it won't be original. #plasticsurgerytinx

lefulefu:
dats what whizkid said and maybe he might be lying but then both whizkid and Linda ikeji both dated briefly.

Lol....thanks, you're the first person that answered this question since I've been asking on naira land the reason why she's being called aunty smelling pussy...foolish ppl just dey ignore me since.

lefulefu:
fine sexy babe like dat go get dat Linda fish smell down dere? Not possible

how do you know Linda has fish smell down there?

auntysimbiat:
oko won lode

she resemble you o....I initially though you were the one... lmao

pweetiedee:
Hi...

I don't write romance.

ok....what genre do you do then? I mean whatsort of writings are yu into?

nevilbot:
Plz where did u get the false information that Germany no longer av free tuition? Germany has 16 states, 2 states opted out of free tuition remaining 14 and u said u know Germany no longer has free tuition?

Guy that info is absolutely false and I know cus I'm a student in Germany!!

How is Germany bro? Is the way of life tough? How do you cope?

48noble:
he reappeared 15minutes after the robbery was over

Hahahahahahahaha it is well; bad man.

PotatoSalad:
I make 400 grand/month on average. People make more sef.

Really? what niche? and do you use traffic bots?

pweetiedee:
OK. I hear u

Hello....I read your profile; you said you are a writer; do you write romance? are you capable of finishing a 20,000 word content story in a week?
please whatsapp 08060715059 ASAP...it is urgent.

48noble:
jazz or magic! he literally disappeared

Chai!...na wa o
But wait o... had the robbers gone before he re appeared? Or he re appeared while the operation was still going on? because dem fit kill am for that o.

48noble:
the bullets were intended for the driver who disappeared on the spot only to reappear on brief undies when this armed robbers ve gone. and the police? that's story for another day.

Are you saying the driver disappeared literarily as in jazz or he jumped out of the vehicle?

Beetobee:
A big AMEN to that. As bad as people believe Nigeria is, it's much much better than those 'green pastures'. Believe me, I am an American citizen as I was born in Ohio; I relocated some ten years ago to the States but just couldn't cope. I managed two years, give or take, and ran back to my Naija. Believe me, there are much more opportunities here than there. Even when you manage to get a job, which in most cases will be menial or some caregiver job, you barely survive with one job. The tax, something else. Issues of racism, something else. Human relations, something else. I could go on and on and on,but good luck to everyone every where.

Sister are you sure? because this matter of abroad tinz dey cause confusion for some ppl mind o...please, if you wouldn't mind, why did you leave? i asked because some say even though it may not be rosy there, but the fact tht there is a working system with good infrastructure is an advantage nd people are ready to stay there because of tht...pls enlighten me...why exactly didnt yu stay?

Kylekent59:
Dat ikorodu bad oooo. Just coming from there, there was dis bustop I stopped at,then I wanted to cross,a car just intercepted me and I just look well, d faces way I see ehh, I just crossover go d other side,enter d first motor way I see withou knowing where the motor was heading to.


That area is BAD!!!

Lol....who you think dem be?

IJOBA2:
GET THA FVCK OFF NAIRALAND IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANY MEANINGFUL CONTRIBUTION TO MAKE

Hahahahaha.... guy you dey vex o...leave my Aunty Simbiatu alone o... if NwaAmaikpe talk, you complain, if Simbiat no talk you complain... Auntysimbiat you too talk ooo, abi you wan make i teach you?

Unimaginable123:
Op, u are d reason why we say afonja is a pure coward. I have confronted uniformed men a lot of times - police and army especially. And come out unscathed. They even come and later and ask me for my mobile number. Been friends with many of them after the confrontations.
When u come to Abuja, quote me

How do you do it bro? please, teach us abeg

Oyindidi:
Why allow your father to decide for you? You are matured enough to take decisions like this.

A lady sold her house and other properties and travelled to Canada few years ago. She's back in Nigeria broke.
I'm not saying that will be your case.

please, expatiate to us... wetin drive am com back? was she deported or what?

humblemikel:
"CHRIS EMBASSY"
I REMEMBER ONCE I WENT OUT WITH MY MAN TO BUY SOMETHING AND THE SO CALLED GIRLS (HOOKERS) FROM THAT EMBASSY STOP MY MAN AND INVITED HIM FOR A CHURCH PROGRAM SIDELINING ME, I JUST DEY LOOK WITH SURPRISE.... SHE EVEN DEMANDED FOR HIS PHONE NUMBER RIGHT BEFORE MY PRESENT. ALL I COULD ASK HER WAS, IN U EMBASSY, DON'T THEY NEED GIRLS SINCE SHE DIDN'T NOTICE ME. SHE JUST SMILE FOOLISHLY. RIGHT THERE, I GOT THE FLYER FROM MY MAN, TORE IT AND TROW IT ON HER FACE AND WE MOVE. MY MAN WAS LAUGHING THROUGHOUT THE DAY.

Lol....bad girl

auntysimbiat:
Futa

Are you in FUTA?

repogirl:
This is really sad. Thats why its not good to find trouble. Anyone can become a killer, depending on how far he is pushed.

Lol...hear ma sister o

repogirl:
This is really sad. Thats why its not good to find trouble. Anyone can become a killer, depending on how far he is pushed.

Lol...hear my sister o

CROWNWEALTH019:
She was jazzed I guess, cause all her body scatter to pieces .... They couldn't recognized her until they asked the family she left in Lagos her color of clothes on her way back to ekiti after her exile.

Ha...that's terrible.. may God's judgement come swiftly upon evil doers

CROWNWEALTH019:
The woman that testified against the man died in a ghastly motor accident , her body scatter like sand and she left 2 kids behind .... I used to drink in her bar then. What a life


The death wasn't ordinary cause the woman ran away from ikole for some months cause of the issue, was like the man had 2 years left to retire before he was caught
St Mary secondary school for only girls ....

why did that happen? shebi it wasn't a false witness or what did you suspect?

sweet

pocohantas:
See as he disgraced his wife...rape accusation? All for how many minutes pleasure?

Worst thing is, the moment they cum...their brains reset.
These hoes are not loyal, they will do anything to tarnish your image, if need be. Stay with your wives oo, they won't hear!!!

Are you Yoruba?

Jesusloveyou:
are we Christian celebrating Xmas?
It is the Muslim that are celebrating, and the need to felicitate with them with the very language they can easily understand.

So na all southern Muslims understand Hausa abi? Or are they not Nigerians again?

PapaNnamdi:
Well we dated one time like dat,

She didn't allow me see Jerusalem cos she said it would spoil her ongoing treatment

Mtcheww...yeye guy