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seanwilliam:
Ok. Tife270

1. Before a woman agrees to come around , ensure you throw sexual talk in between conversation on WhatsApp , doing this would have prepared her ahead . Although , if a mature woman who’s not your fam or business partner agrees to visit you alone, she’s already concluded in her mind to fhuck u, it’s left for you to package yourself well .


2. When she comes, if you’re living in a self con, e don finish , make she sit with you on bed, dont try to impress her and don’t appear desperate before her.
Be bold and touch anywhere apart from coming directly for her breast-this will make her uncomfortable and restless. When you begin to touch her, youself go know weda to proceed or not, if she gives u green light, proceed to touching and fôndling her breast from the outside, afterwards, plant a devilish kiss on her lips and watch her get soaked .


To be sure she’s in the mood and not forced, naturally when she’s soaked, 90% of time , she won’t be able to control herself so she’ll take it up from there by holding your neck and locking her lips with yours, if she’s a hoè she’ll look in to your eyes while doing this, if she’s not, she’s close her eyes. Whichever, continue this forèplay and romance until you notice she’s shaking and sweating.


Take of her gown/skirt/jean, watch her take of her pant by herself. If she does this , it shows she’s damn in the mood and really wants u.
Attack her twins with 4-4-3 formation , stand up and direct her head to your peepee, make she suck u, shift your pillow and take out your condom, well well you know the rest .
don’t worry nature will take its course easily from there .

3. If you’re using a bigger apartment where she sits on a chair , it’s simple , move closer to her, sit beside her and log on to TikTok , catch cruise then refer to no 2 above.


But if she resists after all your effort , then two things dey involved,
1. She no like u
2. She one size u up


whichever it is , don’t fall for it, enter bathroom and soapy with her pic in mind, come back to her and discharge her without mercy. Whatever she says afterward is non of your business, don’t contact her again and let her do the chasing .










Least I forget , please smell nice( use sweet perf), this also works particularly for me, I no fit fhuck women wey no smell nice .

Don’t forget to strap up , good luck my G

Chai... Ògbólógbòó... See evil thesis

Proffdada:
Booster

Hmmmm..... So the booster na to seal the kill deal.

Proffdada:
COVID19 vaccine booster shots 😂

Covid 19 shots or the booster

Hmmmm... Sane country... Where are the in a sane country goons? May the departed souls rest in peace.

Liballo:
Why did quote him ? 😂

He knows one or two things. 👌🏽👌🏽

sukkot:
well to be honest with you only people with weak spirits to start with will feel the drain. So your spirit must be strong lol

Lol

sukkot:
ewedu is definitely better because it is rich in iron and iron increases cellular vibration so you will not feel the effect of the spiritual drain . Lol igbin ati ila ati iyan

Lol... Yep.. Just to scare you.. Two drawing elements however, it's very nice sha, if the person cooking it is really a good cook.
Me no dey feel any spiritual drain o and no one has seriously warned me to abstain from it for any spiritual reasons.

sukkot:
well I can see it from a biological-spiritual point of view . And that would apply to all slimy food. So the slime does not necessary need to get digested and so it would just enter the cells and make the cells slimy and counter-effective and to compensate for this cellular -ineffectiveness the spirit has to dispense more energy to make the cells vibrate more so as to get rid of the slime and to have the slimy cells vibrating optimally. And so in this respect it drains your spiritual energy. But to counter this effect, as ishilove says make sure you eat foods packed with bio-available iron because iron is magnetic and increases cellular vibrations. This bioavailable iron rich food would be green vegetables. Eat a salad etc

Wow... See elderly explanations
I quite get the point you're making. However, I know a guy that doesn't eat it, but eats jute veggies (ewédú) as directed by his herbalist, in fact in this Yoruba land, anyone who is interested in eating draw soup but has been told not to eat okra, alternatively eats ewédú.

One girl once told me that sha, dat okra no good, dat ewedu is better, I laf . It's believed by some that it slows progress. One baba too for YouTube say okra na network wey witches fit get someone.

Baba, try okra àsèpọ̀ plus snail and Pounded Yam and you are in heaven, ojigbi jigbi jigbi

moneyissweet:
I am spiritually. Awake, Wetin dey my body plenty. I dey Bleep one yansh since 2006

Hmmmm... Tell me one spiritual thing you have seen since your awakening, the likes that are unbelievable.

moneyissweet:
Nothing weakened your spiritual powers pass doggy sex style.

If you must have doggy sex, do it with your wife or husband.

E get why

And yet, woman set yansh doggy style for ya dp

luminouz:
I don't eat it though part of me envies my siblings when I see their throats contract seamlessly as they roll okra down with amala/semo or fufu.

Why don't you eat it? For same reason or you don do jazz wey okra fit spoil
Talk true

Liballo:
Lmao 😂

Why laughing 🙄🙄

Sukkot

Justice505:
We know that our country is corrupt, bad not on same level with the almighty USA, but my curiosity is that how come a perfect country with perfect people still go about killing themselves is there something the US is not telling the world.

Perfect country, perfect people... Hmmmm... In fact, they are all holier than Jesus.

SmartPolician:
How can one country command millions of evil people? How?

Who do us this thing?

The amount of negative energy that flows in this country is scary.

Lol... See you asking question like little children... like children that doesn't know how to eat, drink or wear clothes on their own.

Until you people conquer in your mind the deception that Nigeria is a country, the citizens will never have peace. Even siblings sometimes fight to the death amongst themselves, not to talk of a country with different tribes with no common roots deceptively and forcefully merged together by those who don't know you.

And common sense have not told you people that you should undo what those Foreigners did to you, everyday trouble, scatter scatter, yanma yanma and you still dey ask question about who do us this tin, and negative energy.

Una never see shumshin
Even if Tinubu reign well like Solomon, be rest assured that another Northerner wey go chastise you with scorpion dey on the way already.

Enjoy the deceptive one Naijiriya 😁😀😀

mmsen:
Colo mentality.

Nigerians love England more than they love their own country. Any opportunity to go to that dark, cold, ugly island Nigerians will throw everything away that they have and crawl there on their knees.

Flesh and blood have not revealed this truth to you.... It's an underrated truth. It's also the reason foolish people would box themselves to death over Chelsea or Man U

Fighter2029:
What manner of question is that,does Ghana and Senegal know anything about Jollof rice,or they are just lucky enough to have Nigerians who prepare Jollof rice in their country?

Which kain talk be this? So you don't know that jollof rice originated from Senegal

Frank you try... 20 years in marriage ain't a joke.

AdaojoTheUrchin:
Go and argue with ChatGPT's Artificial intelligence (AI) who simply translated your constitution verbartim as written. It was not written in Fulani or Yoruba.

In other words, the head of computer now don correct pass human own. Kai naija

EmekaBlue:
Dem wan collate our ideas! Carry ur 10k usd waka

Lol

You may be needed here if this OP isn't a troll though.... That 2pm he talked about using his phone torch makes we wink, maybe it was the opposite time.

starrboyniels
SocialJustice
OurTruth24
sukkot

Ebonygeek:
Socialjustice, what do you think happens when a person commits suicide at a young age?

I learned the person will be sent back to earth to continue his learning... Lol

SocialJustice:
I don't understand your question.

Do you believe in the Christian or Muslim perspective of afterlife? That is judgement after death, heaven or hell depending on who you believe in with righteousness lived here. How does the afterlife really look like for all humans irrespective of their religions?

linearity:
The word ‘unknown’ is relative and subjective. The fact that you don’t know it, your circle of friends, family, etc don’t know it does not make it ‘unknown’, you are bearing false witness according to the Bible you quoted, when the truth is…You don’t know it.

Allow the OP to write what he is writing, I am here with an open mind. I was born in to a Christian family, grew up as one and was told my way is the only way, and I got born again.

Having grown up and studied a lot, I was surprised to realize that, there are more than a thousand religions out there, with each claiming with rigor that theirs is the only way and just like me, a child born into those religions would naturally by birth and geography pick their parent religion as theirs.

Yes, we have trans-conversion one religion to another, but statistically it is a wash and we have a thousand and one kids who through no fault of their are holding steadfastly to what they have been told is the ‘truth’.

The root of all these religions is the BELIEVE and it is a dangerous word. You only believe what you don’t know and can’t proof. We believe in God, in the Bible because we can’t proof it and we don’t know it….once you know something you stop believing and we can only know anything through one or more of our sense organs, e.g. I know 1+1 equals 2, because I can proof it, so I don’t believe it.

It was during COVID I realized that religion is a scam or maybe something else is happening that we don’t know. I saw ‘miracle workers and healers’ locked up their church waiting for the scientists to find the cure, so they can open up their church to continue healing people.

I justify my Christian beliefs today only on the premise that, the rapture took place many years ago even before we were born and we have been left on our own to figure things out ourselves and find our way back to God. Otherwise, I don’t see the Elijahs, the Elishas, etc ‘Greater things than me ya shall do because I go to my father’ yet these guys ran and took cover when COVID came to town.

So allow the OP share his knowledge, if you think you have a superior knowledge share it. Paul did the same thing, he debated the philosophers in his days not by condemning them using scriptures, he came down from his high horses and use logic and philosophy to engage them.

Well put

starrboyniels:
I pity Christians; whenever you don’t agree to their opinions, they threaten you and insult you.

To make it worse, they quote a scripture from their “holy book” and guess what, it comes with threats and threats from their God who can’t defend himself but always he’s delusional believer to defend and fight for him.

Wake up folks!


After all the prayer and fasting our parents, what have dey benefited?


Only your ancestral root can save you.

Try this; pray to your ancestors for one week and see the difference.

Don’t insult others; try to be open minded , only then will you learn.


Pls also, fluoride affects and calcifies your pineal gland(3rd eyes). So use toothpaste that are fluoride free for one month and see the difference.

Ignorance is really oozing!!!

I understand you and I share similar thoughts. But I have 2 questions. In your years of astral travel and research, what are some of the things you have found out to completely convince you against these religions and approve of ours?

Secondly, how do you address these ancestors in prayer? If you are Yoruba, type a word or phrase or sentence.

SocialJustice:
He does not have any experience, neither do I. He is spreading a false message, humans are not subject to reptilians especially after the physical body is dropped. In the real sense, only confused, killed or suicide death people avoid the light and without discretion they constitute nuisance to both themselves and the dimensions they wander through. In the end they must return to the light. If a person wants to stop coming back to earth after shedding this body, there are many ways to do it and avoiding the light is not one.

What do you think about the Christian and Muslim perspective and philosophy of afterlife compared to what you now know and believe? What are the harms they do to people?

SocialJustice:
Stop telling lies, you have never left your body else you will understand that reptilians are just another species and have no power over us or even the ability to deceive us. Reptilians like humans and every other entity out there are miniscule in the larger scale of the cosmos.

Leaving your body connects you with higher self, are you trying to say reptilians are smarter than your higher self? Also remember you have probably been a reptilian at some point in your life cycles.

You should search Dolores Cannon and Sadhguru on YouTube to broaden the little you have read and expand your mind a little bit.

The whole creation is consciousness manifesting in the form of energy across time and dimensions. The Source or God is learning and evolving by splitting parts of itself into little units who have many life experiences in the creation and our ultimate purpose is to return with all we have learnt back to God as this creation will eventually collapse into Shiva or empty space, for creation to happen again afresh.

We are currently in the 84th creation cycle and it will continue until 112. All of this information is stored in your body, you don't read it from any book. Your energy history and evolution from when you first broke out from Source to your numerous life experiences are all stored within you.

If you touch this dimension of yourself that grants you access to Cosmic knowledge and energy, you won't have and share such a limited description of what happens after death.

And this 112 cycle completion could be in what year?

luminouz:
Then go ahead and don't let those frustrated feminists here deter you. Their pained comments sweetie me.

It shows you are valuable enough to that your course mate. Women never spend shiit on men they have no attraction for

Guy, so you still dey this nairaland bá? How have you been?

Pathfinder2090:
Simp
If dem tell una to swallow redpill una go simp around useless Naija girls wey get nothing to offer

So because of redpill, he shouldn't talk to anyone he wishes to talk to again ba? And how is he a simp?So he should just bolt away in anger and ridicule himself coz a girl no wan chat with am?

Are you aware that some men are not approachable also? Make you dey calm down on top this red pill matter and try understand the real philosophy behind am

lereinter:
After fixing gear, it will be doing overheating, it will be missing selection

Even if you repair it yourself it will be hard to sell it at 3m

Good luck sha

What's now the solution to car gear problem? A replacement?

sukkot:
well satan is in every one of us, it's a part of your soul, it's that wicked and devious part of your soul, some indulge it more so than others and when it is time for your judgement God will present a more greater satan than you to deal with you. It can be in the form of your wife or your husband or the white man ( slavery colonialism etc etc ) etc etc. hell is a spiritual as well as a physical state. Degraded soul that turns your flesh into a zombie is a form of hell. The walking dead. Totally disconnected from any form of light and intelligence. Just a stupid dumb zombie. That's spiritual hell. Spiritual hell also destroys your body with diseases because a degraded soul is bad battery for your body so these are all hell states. On the physical environmental plane your 3rd world countries are what hell is. Rapture into heaven and Gods kingdom is having the perfect soul that is connected to source energy and intelligence. The type of intelligence attributed to king Solomon and Daniel is the type of intelligence you acquire when you are a raptured soul and when you have this type of soul world leaders seek you out and give you almost all their wealth and beg you to be their spiritual Adviser and their connection between the seen and unseen world and to interpret their dreams etc like Daniel and Joseph in the bible. Those biblical stories are giving you the archetypes of what a raptured soul would look like in person.

Hmmmm... Thanks.. I will keep them coming.