₦airaland Forum

Ishilove:
Please, take a break from women bashing and focus on more salient issues bedevilling this country. We are at a critical time in our history and we don't have time for this nonsense you are writing.

But the election has come and gone nah

I hope this man hasn't put his hands into a wrong investment

Philgafauto:
This is not wailing. This is the truth.

There is God, but the problem is the presentation of who he is especially in Christianity and Islam. For example your anger here is that we pray and there is no reply such as in issues like politics (Trump, Tinubu and all that etc.) Church will tell you if you do this and do that, this will happen, like mathematics, but it's a lie mostly born out of ignorance and mind blindness.

The truth is that God doesn't send anybody he seldoms interfere in our affairs, in short, most times, it is OYO (on your own).... It is most times why non religious people who goes out to make things happen get more results and achievements than the religious ones.

Also many people in the abrahamic religions today believe all what their pastors and imams tell them using fear as control tools all in the name of faith without common sense. And this fear (especially fear of the great beyond or hell etc) does not make dem question things that are anti logic/reality therefore they remain with these liars calling themselves men of God.

Imagine all the prophecies that came out before this election, some even said no election would take place at all. In America, as Biden was winning, they still believed God told them Trump would be the president.

To burst your bubble, God didn't speak with most of them, what they use are permutations and deluded assumptions that they've just gotten an inspiration or heard from God, they are all lies! So anyone following them bumper to bumper is likely to get his life wasted while waiting for non existent rescue.

Of course messages and understanding could come from the spirit realm but ours is to act according to the reality of our physical existence and forge ahead in our lives but if we get used to our instincts in our inner self, we would know when to attune to the spirit realm and act according as we feel directed inwardly outside physical reality.

Now, know this, the world was created in good and evil to complement one another but we were made to believe that it is all about goodness. Male and Female force, Hot and Cold, Active and Receptive force etc. to create a balance. Just like the Chinese Tao symbol (Yin and Yang principle). It is similar to what our ancient babas here would call "there is good in evil and also evil in good."

It is the presentation of the person of God that brings the confusion, not that he is non existent. Most times we are responsible for our own choices and we men rule our affairs here on earth as we like it (even if there's an external influence, we have a place of decision). The stronger will always lord over the weak. As we lay our beds, we sleep on it as it is!

sukkot:
yes ooo lol. very bad turmoil. like a revolution

Sighs!

sukkot:
Chief they have declared Tinubu as our new president on the 1st of March in the wee morning hours. This month of March there would be heavy turmoil all over the world including Nigeria . Our own turmoil is because of the resistance to the new Nigerian order. But on the other side of that turmoil is peace and prosperity for all

Turmoil keh? Yeepa... Make we dey observe am dey go.

sukkot:
bro jagaban is a man who brings prosperity wherever he goes. the man is a sage. a blessed man. he would turn nigeria into a first world country

Baba, seems you've been silent throughout this election... Wetin dey happen na? What's your mind and verdict concerning the level the country is now?

nedu666:
Igbos in lagos are too many, way too many. Igbos need to leave lagos by fire or by force so that yoruba can breathe easily. Wat does lagos need over 7000 bank branches for, too many vehicles paying mot and insurance and vehicle license. Too many private schools, insurance coys, hospitals, eateries, businesses, estate etc. They have made land to expensive haba. Can't u see how lagos is quite in December

I'm not interested in all these topics but make I quote you. You're all dreaming if you think you can just drive away other tribes away from a place in a country still united by name. Unless the country breaks, but majority of yorubas and even igbos don't understand although igbos understand more than the Yorubas.

That is, yorubas must understand that this country called Nigeria is artificial and created by strangers who don't like we Africans and they know the kind of evil arrangement they've done here but it's a pity we still don't understand it.

This arrangement (Nigeria) must be undone and dismantled, then let we the dwellers segregated into different nations now lay down our own institution with our indigenous culture (language, oneness and sense of belonging) mixed with the modernity and education we have and forge ahead.

Asides this, we're all dreamers because the present system is laid down to cater for a minority few and elites backed up by powerful forces, nationally and internationally.

To make you understand, if you know what is meant by deliverance (from physical or spiritual context), that's what we need. We the masses can do it only if we understand the above and are united coupled with dignity to make sure that the white man's organization here is an insult to our intelligence as humans. Because accepting theirs and not creating ours reduces our worth as being humans, making us look like idiots and unintelligent in a developed world.

Kobojunkie:
So long as your apata comes from the doctrines and traditions of your pastors and mogs, your Jesu that you know is no better than this man here.

Chai... Vawulence!

alfredo1:
Simply secretions from your prostate. Your faeces exerts pressure on the prostate during defecation due to the anatomical relationship between your rectum and prostate hence the discharge.

Take high fibre diets and lots of water to soften your stool. Small tatata or masturbation may help too

This is the answer!

CyberWolf:
Too much sperm, nothing else and please, stop taking all these antibiotics they are prescribing for you, it’s not good health wise. Try find ways to discharge some sperm in your system. If you don’t want to have sex or masturbate, you can sell to sperm bank.

Can he sell to sperm bank without masturbating? 😏

Chocoleen:
Blood
Urine
Stool
Swab
CT


All

Huh! And there is no doctor that has certified and cleared you as medically fit... Because with all those tests and rest, perhaps there is nothing wrong with you if nothing is seen. You only said you sometimes have delay in urinating, maybe na urine never reach urethra as you're bringing it. If you have no pains, maybe there is no problem.

Perhaps you should see a urologist and explain everything to him.

Chocoleen:
Smells like sperm

Then na sperm over full

But did those doctors do blood test on you for various common sexual or toilet disease before prescribing those antibiotics or they only did the usual prescription from explanation?

Chocoleen:
That one na way back 2010 things.
Not at the moment abeg!

If you had masturbated, then you know the smell and nature of sperm,.... This thick discharge on your finger, does it smell like sperm or not? Or you believe it's another thing?

remsonik:
He's not in any detention

It's just a house arrest, not prison or jail.
Or shall we say that prison has levels

Which kain Person be this..... Even if the thing no sure for you, make you try talk like courageous person... Kai.. Haba mana!

pocohantas:
I do wonder how they cope. How would someone be owed for 1 year to 18 months and you say you have a job? Omo, our government wicked o. Both state and federal. Though I heard federal no dey owe. I don’t know how true that is.

Federal dey owe o very well, but sometimes when they pay, they can pay the current and arrears together. I know one person (a stationery/computer based business owner in a federal polytechnic) who call some of the lecturers there onígbèsè

Civil servants dey suffer for this country, how do they even get money for transport or fuel go to the work sef? It's as good as someone not being employed. Goods on credits and multiple gbese go don yapa sorry folks

pocohantas:
One say “don’t impose your culture on me”. That is how they get lynched in foreign lands.

Lol.... a major world problem is that stup!d people are greater in number than those who are shrewd, especially in a place like Nigeria

bukatyne:
You are very patient with the OP.

If the OP cannot respect his friend's boundaries, he should end the friendship.

How is Oga, Daddy wa, Daddy Shade, Odogwu, Hubby, Madam, Lolo, Lady M, Mummy Titi, Our wife, Wifey etc. takes nothing from me.

Even my colleagues turned friends older than my husband do not call him by name.

Na you dey mind the OP and those kiddies ranting rubbish, many of them don't have relational wisdom. Reason I seldom argue with people online. Social media is a freeplace to throw e-blows without adequate reasoning.

chukwumzurum:
I hope my post makes it on-top in this platform.
Nigeria needs to address it's educational institution from all sides.

Today, the 20th of February 2023 I made a trip to Micheal okpara University my school, since I was demised on time from work. Well, I am currently running a postgraduate course in the school, precisely in the department of Adult and Continuing Education. I had gone down to the school to pickup textbooks paid for and also submit an assignment. After standing awhile waiting for my course rep who had complained bitterly of her inability to get cash and long queue at the petrol station, I decided to sit on a Bench at the office area of the school, this section houses the office of the HOD.
This bench has been strategically positioned at the entrance into the college of Education (COED), which has been used by the students of the college. Unknown to me a note has been place on this bench which wasn't visible enough due to loosened gum used in holding it together, the note was already folded.
After waiting awhile, the said HOD *Prof Amadi Ugochukwu Poly* approach me asking if I was a student or staff. Which I politely affirmed I was a student. He told me to get up immediately else he would slap me to death, I was baffled at the unbecoming conduct of the said HOD of the dept. He asked if I was daft not to have seen the notes on the bench, at this moment my attention was shifted to the folded notes, which I read immediately. At this point he rained insults on me and physically attempted to scare me off quickly.
I got down approached him politely, and told him not to be rude to strangers.
At this point some of the lecturers (junior lecturers) were with him, he made attempts to slap me which I shoulder off, on seeing this one of the lecturers gave me a bunch on the face and topped it off with two resounding slaps..
I was practically dragged out of the college by staffs, at this point i wondered if I were still in a corporate environment or Ariaria market. At this point the HOD had assured me that so long as I was a student in the school he was out for me, that he had marked my face and was going to deal terribly with me. Imagine hearing this from your supposed HOD. As I was treated in this dehumanizing manner, I kept my cool, walked out of the college and school.
I Thought of any proper means of presenting my case and I just realised all odds would be against me.

I would like to plead with the relevant authorities to please look at this, Misconducts from people who should set educational standards shouldn't be condoled.

I will also like to use this medium to plead with the management of Michael Okpara University of Agriculture and the Federal Ministry of Education, to please look at this matter, I am at a point where i am ready to forfeit my educational pursuit to ensure justice is served.
This is the least of intimidations students face in higher institutions nation-wide.

The prof and lecture who assaulted me can be seen driving off the school premises on the attached pictures

Take this to Twitter and tag as many authorities and human rights organizations as possible... People will see it more quickly there.

Felabrity:
the short devil never SAID, not a single word regarding the issue

He never visited the family of the deceased, or compensated them

Many people don't know that El Rufai is more wicked than Buhari.... And he has vision in still contesting for the presidency of Nigeria. May God help Nigerians if such time ever comes especially southerners.

God1000:
well, I get your message but please don't sell it, Nigeria is a very complicated country

Complicated country ba? More reason sensible tell you Nigerian folks to break up the country because it wasn't created by you people. The foreign white men that merged you together like animals knew the sh!ts they were putting together, but most of una say una no wan hear. You no wan reason and listen to go back to where you are coming from, thinking una fit risk am , think say una wise for ya eyes abi? Continue, we dey observe from afar

ajepako:
Eeyah

This man gave us excellent childhood in ' Arelu' ... Yanpon-yanrin', among others

Baba no dey get time for long incantation, because if incantation no catch you, gbossaa, Baba go use gun!

Baba go even re-kill ghost wey come for revenge after Fadeyi don killl am first

E no get time for long incatation, na gbossa gun shot you go hear even against any ghost wey come revenge!

Man was a real legend even as a villian!

Omo, I must help this Baba oo

Lol... You sabi am wella..... Fadeyi no get time for nonsense.... He's so much confident in those his short pistol Dane guns

LoveUdie:
https://www.allsinglesandmarried.com

Guy, I no find the remaining story for this your blog na, wetin happen? Hope no be say na another person story you come yarn us for here dey direct us to your site? Abeg look am and respond

Think9ja:
Once the presidential election is over and a winner declared, all this stress will be over.

Five more days to go guys

Sure you're right... But maybe it's also the beginning of another lockdown

engrchykae:
do you know that every human have their own special calling?
They can't realize their purpose in the congregation,
If you are a prophet or seer,deeper life is not for you.
My dad was persecuted and relieved from his pastoring office for healing a mad woman(Regina)in 1997,other pastors got jealous in the same church.
Catholic doesn't even encourage growth.
High fliers fly alone,low fliers in flocks.
The kingdom of God is within you,find it yourself.
Stay away from men of God and their business centers

Imagine... I've heard about this many times... Most of them are vipers, if not I can't understand how someone will be angry and jealous that God did a miracle through someone.

Then I don't know the essence of reading the gospel books in those churches which are composed mostly of Jesus's miracles. So the logic is that they don't even believe in what they are reading or doing... Why then waste their times and that of other worshippers? #confusion

Maxxim:
As long as I won't like to give racists comments about this but one fact I used to believe is once a white person use the word "they're wonderful people" na nothing but hypocrisy, the werey mean the opposite 😁

How did you come about this conclusion? share your experience.

3nity7:
yes, I was on a special mission in Pluto. But I guess majority of nairalanders are not aware of this development.

So what information did you bring for us on earth from your mission?

3nity7:
I have been on nairaland since 2014. This is my second account ( some of you have up to 5)

Up till last year, you could not use your keyboards emoji on nairaland other than the ugly and ancient ones provided by the platform. But now you can use your keyboards emoji which is more sophisticated and beautiful.🥀🥀🥀🌲🌳🏔️

I noticed it this week and I tried it on a post and bingo! 🐩it worked. Other people have taken notice and are using this.

Please Seun it's nice but there's still a lot of updating to do✍️✍️
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Sir, you've just woken up to 2023 bá? Happy New Year ooo

Patrioticbreed9:
Waris dis

Terrorism!

delzbaba:
Oh boy, what if somebody come out come shit

Lol... Afterall dem talk am for rumor say India no get toilet for dem households..
If the person lucky see dem, the sh!t go vanish with immediate alacrity!