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Food › Re: Cocoyam!what Delicacies Can It Produce by sharpwriter(m): 6:17pm On Mar 13, 2023

Cc sukkot

Okay, what is your concept of Satan, hell and rapture into heaven God's kingdom?

Politics › Re: I’m Learning How To Speak Yoruba - Lagos LP Guber Candidate, Gbadebo by sharpwriter(m): 1:53pm On Mar 13, 2023

sukkot:

Boss, check your mail, I dropped a message.

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Science/Technology › Re: Rain Of Worms Falls Down The Sky In China, Residents Panic (Photos) by sharpwriter(m): 3:01pm On Mar 11, 2023

1Sharon:
I don't think you understand. Those things are my phobia. If it lands on me... 💀

If they land on you, you still won't die even if you collapse from shock grin

Science/Technology › Re: Rain Of Worms Falls Down The Sky In China, Residents Panic (Photos) by sharpwriter(m): 10:57am On Mar 11, 2023

1Sharon:
My phobia. If this happened in the UK I'll just die.

Na lie... You won't die, it will just come and go like every other bizzare occurence and you move on with life. cool

Science/Technology › Re: Rain Of Worms Falls Down The Sky In China, Residents Panic (Photos) by sharpwriter(m): 10:43am On Mar 11, 2023

foleskay:

If this had happened in Nigeria,Deeper life members Would have started selling their properties awaiting rapture to happen any moment from now,just like they did in year 2000 after d lagos bomb blast thinking it was rapture approaching

I could remember my friend's dad sold their house and car and packed themselves to church expecting holy rapture. Hunger reset their brain after spending 1month in church and no rapture. I can never forget that scenario. It trended thru out south west den,

Lol... Nigerians are very mumu people, and amidst Nigeria, Christians get A1 for mumuism grin

I learned many people did same in the 70's too. The question is that what would someone who is really expecting rapture selling properties for? Where would he or they spend the money? The heaven they are going to? Why not leave the properties in peace and face heaven grin

Also, I remember when there was solar eclipse, maybe 2006 or so, can't remember the year really... Even me wey dey a bit religious in those days was laughing. Many churches were on vigil with folks asking for forgiveness because they sense end of the world cheesy

Also I remember that some Muslims even sacrificed a cow maybe for God to have mercy on them grin

and in that news I was just hearing Allah hu akbar etc. as the moon was passing by and the day was turning dark grin

all these came out in official news.

The implication is that Nigerians are very fearful people, most people are conquered souls who don't know their right from left, hence, the herd mentality, always follow follow like zombies and sheep. They don't even really believe in the religions, if not they won't be acting foolishly. They are only controlled by fear. Funny cowardly people cheesy

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Career › Re: CEO Back Home Now Cleaning Nyash In UK - Curvy Nigerian Lady Breaks Down In Tear by sharpwriter(m): 10:50pm On Mar 10, 2023

sukkot:
lol Chief this na normal levels for that side. fall from grace to grass. dey wipe old white person yansh ? GOD forbid bad thing.i rather drink my garri jeje for mushin

.... Na white man yansh o, who no go no go know cheesy

This makes me remember our rascally landlord's son when we were in primary school, the guy seeing that we were naive and a bit younger than him feeds us many fàbú then. He said that the sh!t of a white man is white when excreted and that if turned and stirred together, it will turn to gold angry

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Career › Re: CEO Back Home Now Cleaning Nyash In UK - Curvy Nigerian Lady Breaks Down In Tear by sharpwriter(m): 6:41pm On Mar 10, 2023

sukkot:

Baba, why you dey bulge eyes? Abeg I need your wisdom here, say something about this matter wink

Health › Re: Is There Any Drugs That Can Kill Sexual Urge Before One Decides To Marry? by sharpwriter(m): 12:37pm On Mar 10, 2023

siesmyencounter:
Do not Commit Fornication .
I'm not the one that Created Sexual Urge ,Is it the Devil that Created it ?

The Natural urge to drink water ,Go to Toilet to Pass Excreta (Pupu) The Natural Urge to Urinate ,Feel Hungry to eat ,were all these not created by God in our body Chemistry .
Is it not the same Urge that we have to Have Sex.

If the Creator do not want us to have Sex before we marry i think he should have not put the urge there ,When we marry then the urge comes ,Can anyone hold his body not to go and Urinate when he feels so ...even though he holds his body ,It must not be long orelse he would pee on his body ,Holding it freequently will lead to Bladder Problem self.
Who is that Man that holds his Excreta ...Pupu when he is pressed for a day ,All these are not considered Sin ,Flesh etc A Man that does not think about Sex His Penis gets strong ,Sexual feelings Urge Comes ,They say it is Devil ,it is Demonic ,bla bla bla ..So is it demons that put such in our body .

The FACTS IS THIS.
MAN HAS NO JOB YET TO MARRY
MONEY TO MARRY TO TAKE CARE OF A WOMAN IS NOT AVAILABLE.
YOU GO CARRY HOOK UP NA SIN
YOU GO CARRY OLOSHO ,NA SIN
YOU GO HOTEL TO MEET ASHEWO ,NA SIN .
YOU MASTUBATE NA SIN
SEXUAL URGE AS AN ADULTS NO STOP.
YOU EVEN WAKE UP IN THE MORNING ,YOUR PENIS DON RISE .

MEDICAL PEOPLE IS THERE NO DRUG,PILL SOMEONE CAN USE TO KILL THESE URGE AT LEAST FOR SOME YEARS BEFORE MAN DECIDES TO MARRY ?

I even heard that some of these FATHER self dry Codedly Have Sex ,Even SISTERS self when they could not hold body again .LOL.

Abeg Pastor ,I do not need Preaching here ooo ,I have heard enough of Hypocritical Preaching ..Make your body dead to Sin ,Remove Adamic Nature ,When u receive christ ,Sexual urge go waka ,I do not need all the bible qoutes...

You are waking up, keep it up! I like deep thinking people grin

However, do not seek to reduce that libido, because when the time of its responsibilities comes and you don already kill am, na dat time you go know say khaki no be leather grin

Na dat time you go know say born again or spirikoko sister no go take am easy with you if you no fit fulfill your sexual responsibilities matter for marriage cheesy

It is easy to manage your high libido no matter the discomfort than you trying to get it up again if ED comes knocking.

Just like your logic above, that same pastor wey dey forbid nacking now go be the same person wey go blame you say why you no treat yourself first before entering a union. Na life be dat, the more you look, the less you see,. They take everything from you and come back to put all blame on you.

A word is enough for the wise, leave your sexual urge as it is and don't tamper with it lest you blame yourself in future.

However, just don't let your libido make you go rape person pikin o, if not na prison be dat.

Peace!

Travel › Re: Can You Stay In This Hotel For A Night If Offered Free Of Charge? by sharpwriter(m): 10:40am On Mar 10, 2023

Nia69:
😂😂😂That ugly man. Hell no!

Travel › Re: Can You Stay In This Hotel For A Night If Offered Free Of Charge? by sharpwriter(m): 9:30am On Mar 10, 2023

Pat081:
Yes after taking 4 or more beers or capital jack the devil himself will know that I don't care about him and the workers will be the one to wake me up in the morning

I think you should be more afraid of those workers than those images.

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Travel › Re: Can You Stay In This Hotel For A Night If Offered Free Of Charge? by sharpwriter(m): 9:22am On Mar 10, 2023

kingsman66:
I will stay there depending the kind of olosho I carry

Olosho like lady Morgana àbí? wink

Travel › Re: Can You Stay In This Hotel For A Night If Offered Free Of Charge? by sharpwriter(m): 9:21am On Mar 10, 2023

Nia69:
This is the craziest hotel you'll ever see. The devil's hotel.

Personally, I would with a partner by my side.

A partner like Voldermot àbí wink

Travel › Re: Can You Stay In This Hotel For A Night If Offered Free Of Charge? by sharpwriter(m): 6:52am On Mar 10, 2023

sukkot:
well for you to ascend to heaven you have to first go into the pit of hell for 3 days and so yes I would be happy to lodge in that hotel for 3 days and 3 nights and if I am feeling adventurous I can do 40 days and 40 nights wandering in the wilderness of that hotel. When I emerge my new name would be Jesus Christ.

Shey you dey whine me ee, you dey whine me ehhh🗣️🗣️🗣️ 😂😂

Celebrities › Re: Nigerian Man Rain Curses On His Former Classmates For Hosting Reunion In Canada by sharpwriter(m): 7:44pm On Mar 09, 2023

siofra:
😹😹😹

Wahalurrr

As much as you like money reach, so you too see am as wàhálà grin

Travel › Re: Photos Of Ikeja Train Accident Victims Being Treated On The Floor by sharpwriter(m): 2:50pm On Mar 09, 2023

Reinaldo:
Chai... meanwhile their leaders will run abroad even if they feel a slight headache. Very wicked souls. Nigeria must be freed from the clutches of these demonic entities.

Only if you knew that the demonic cage giving power to the demonic entities is the institution called Nigeria!

Agriculture › Re: Tomato Scarcity Looms As FG Approves Importation For Nine Companies by sharpwriter(m): 3:06pm On Mar 08, 2023

CodeTemplar:
Less tomato means more pepper, Buhari isn't done "showing" us pepper in his tenure.

Do you remember that when he assumed office first term, na so tomato scarce too? Hin dey leave now with same signature, tomato scarcity.. Buhari na mad man grin

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Politics › Re: Lagos Means Slave Coast - Seun Kuti by sharpwriter(m): 10:47am On Mar 08, 2023

AbdulMagaji:
She was part of the calamity that befell Nigeria because those slaves would have cursed the land tire and Lagos was the seat of power then.

Until a woman seats as a president in Nigeria, thats when the calamity would be broken and Nigeria will be free.

Oga stop yarning okpata! There was nothing like Nigeria especially during the slave trade era.... And like it or not, there is nothing like freedom for Nigeria until Nigeria itself is undone, because it is artificial and created by Foreigners (white men) who benefits from the calamities inside this contraption, of course this issue ignorantly neglected by the inhabitants of this cage.

If the inhabitants of Nigeria want freedom, let them gather their wisdom together especially those in the south and undo Nigeria, only then can the chains on their neck be reduced/totally loosened.

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Business › Re: Rejection Of Old N500, N1,000 Spreads As Nigerians Ask For Official Statement by sharpwriter(m): 9:50am On Mar 08, 2023

appini:
Not even a single protest from Nigerians, this country is strange. Citizens committing suicides,marriages crashing, and children going to bed with empty stomachs. Some imbeciles are parading themselves as leaders. Shame on them all.

Trace your history... As long as you can't trace that history and put things into the right places, these aberrations will continue. What is really strange about the country if not what shouldn't have been?
Can you eat garri, mixed with sugar, groundnut, salt and sand?

Christianity Etc › Re: I'm No Longer An Atheist - DMT Experience by sharpwriter(m): 12:57pm On Mar 07, 2023

GodWrites:
You're being disturbed by ignorance, and I only hope you get better!!!

Oga, you didn't finish your story, and I hate half stories angry

What else did you find? How did you get away from that desert? What other beings did you meet and how did you get to see that you have returned to your body? We need your experience, thanks.

Family › Re: My Wifes Male Course Mate by sharpwriter(m): 9:23am On Mar 06, 2023

HarunaWest:
As una rush enter UK without thinking of all these 'woke' factor there, make una bear am. I don't understand how Nigerians are quick to run to another man's country after destroying theirs. You are in a country where there is no culture or practice. They invent new laws everyday to suit their vain thoughts. You wife otilo. Just start thinking of plan B.

The bolded here is a very powerful issue to ponder on, someone can't really understand these whites. The spirit of that place has gotten hold of OP's wife... Very heart rending occurrence.

Jokes Etc › Re: Please Who Has This Meme? I Need It by sharpwriter(m): 9:40pm On Mar 05, 2023

Playthepianos:
Ahnie, Mvena and Sharpwriter.

Thanks for the help - I have found it. Had to do some advanced, deep searching on Google. Found it in HD..

Hmmmm... Good you found it, but he doesn't look like he's smiling nah... Not pronounced. His legs also are not showing.. How you take know say hin cross am huh

Celebrities › Re: Chris Rock Unleashes On Will Smith And Wife Jada A Year After Oscars Slap by sharpwriter(m): 4:13pm On Mar 05, 2023

Another table shaking grin

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Culture › Re: Kano Monarch, Dahiru Abba, Shot Dead by sharpwriter(m): 4:11pm On Mar 05, 2023

Fahdiga:
Not surprised. Tinubu vowed to continue from where Buhari stopped. This is just the intro.

Abeg, make you dey calm down... Buhari is still in government and controls the security. What news is this if not part of what had been happening for the past eight years? Tinubu is yet to start his own government, so keep your peace till then and go and hold that fulani in aso rock for this evil!

Romance › Re: After Few Months In The Abroad, Everyone's Eyes Open To Reality by sharpwriter(m): 3:16pm On Mar 05, 2023

DrAkpamudehe:
Your testament is laced with lies.... Make una fear sango, even if una no fit fear Jehovah

Hahahahahahaha... Make dem dey fear thunder wey fit fire dem àbí? Lol cheesy

Romance › Re: After Few Months In The Abroad, Everyone's Eyes Open To Reality by sharpwriter(m): 3:01pm On Mar 05, 2023

1Sharon:
This isn't the flex you thought it was.

But it ain't bad nah... I don't think what you highlighted there is bad unless covetousness dey the blood of the fellow.

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Crime › Re: Decomposed Body Of Gospel Artiste Found After His Kidnap On His Way To Abuja by sharpwriter(m): 6:59am On Mar 05, 2023*

JoeEeL:
WE TOLD YOU PEOPLE NOT TO VALIDATE THE ENTITY CALLED NIGERIA AGAIN

BUT INSTEAD BOYCOTT ALL ELECTIONS TO AVOID RENEWING YOUR SLAVERY AND WOES OF THE FRAUDULENT COUNTRY CALLED ZOOGERIA.

BUT YOU PEOPLE SAID OUR MOUTHS WERE SMELLING. NOW Y'ALL CAN'T BEAT YOUR CHESTS TO SAY YOUR PVCs ARE USEFUL... AND NOW YOU ARE NOW IN ANOTHER FRESH LEASE OF BRITISH SLAVERY.

Don't mind them.... They still don't understand, even the elderly ones. I see a people who are lost and does not yet recognize the source of their problem to go fix it from there (the root). They discarded history and think they can ignore their origin.

Idiotic lots of them actually thought Nigeria is their origin and their first history, hence they can't trace their way back home. And they keep falling into same ditch year by year without any lessons learnt.

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Politics › Re: IPOB Crisis Deepens As Nnamdi Kanu's Family Fight Over Money, Bank Accounts by sharpwriter(m): 11:01am On Mar 04, 2023

richard870:
Money is truly evil!

Money ain't evil, people are the evil ones.

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Jokes Etc › Re: Please Who Has This Meme? I Need It by sharpwriter(m): 10:26pm On Mar 03, 2023

Playthepianos:
Greetings, Nairaland.

Please I seriously need the meme of an old black man on suit, and I think he had glasses on his eyes. He is bald, he crossed his legs, sitting down and smiling.

He looks like Robert Mugabe.

Help me with that meme, please. I have seen it so many times on NL, but I can't trace it again.

You mean this? This is Jacob Zuma, former South African president.

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Education › Re: Rose Okeke: I Won The James Currey Prize 2022, Yet Hundeyin Got The Fellowship by sharpwriter(m): 8:22am On Mar 03, 2023

Dapagun:
https://twitter.com/venjmovie/status/1631443845543084038?t=ijlaYQRYuc-H80H7JtXVCg&s=19Rose Okeke

Correct yourself, your headline said 2002 angry

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Crime › Re: Judge Ordered Guy Who Had Sex With A Mad Woman To Wed Her Or Be Jailed 10-years by sharpwriter(m): 4:03pm On Mar 02, 2023

Kai... Tough choice! shocked

Family › Re: Beware Nigerian Men!!! by sharpwriter(m): 4:57pm On Mar 01, 2023

Ishilove:
Not really. The people's mandate has been stolen under our very noses with impunity and arrogance

Hmmmm.... Well, make we dey observe how things go dey go. However, na all ya wey believe in one Nigeria dey get concern, make we dey observe.

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