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FabulousAutos:
I took off around mid-day from Orchid Road near Chevron in Lekki where I went to see a friend. The heat was terrible that I couldn't feel any effect of the AC. I approached the Lekki-Epe expressway, rolled down the windows to allow some fresh air and just when I did that, I heard a loud scream from behind. Looked around but didn't observe anything suspicious. Already on the expressway. Seconds later, I heard the loud scream again and then saw a lady who was struggling to jump down through the front window of a moving toyota Sienna. Her right leg and hands were already dangling from the window but she was scared to jump as the driver increased the speed. The driver managed to drag her back to the front passenger seat and then rolled up the glasses.

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Slmgirldippussy:
Na was for you....after seeing Benz , Range and the rest you still dey ask this question

SultanOfPuna:
I'm now afraid of the boy
I swear its like seeing my grandfather in a small boy body.
Even to flog him they fear me.

Enigma1510:
Saw it on Twitter and it got me mad!!!
Imagine the way the man was holding her dress…it was really annoying seeing an adult harass someone young enough to be his grand kid when she didn’t even do anything wrong.
Imagine someone in a plane crossing someone on a bike that he is causing noise pollution and should be arrested by security agents!!!

Higher Power, this isn’t our reality again…we are in a parallel Universe.
All of us are mad, some are just good in hiding it with a smile but their family members are the ones feeling the heat!!!

This is why i can never read my old posts again because I might just delete those good and innocent comments!!! Its high time they allow lecturers keep their jobs by the reviews students drop, make we cause Vawulence small… i would definitely spend thousands in making sure some of them are downgraded to being High School Teachers!!!

Make i drop this one here

These guys are definitely playing games with our future…just take a pause and read them…they aren’t hiding much again…



Incase y’all haven’t noticed, most of us are already depressed with most people in 9ja not knowing what depression even is…abeg shey na my early 30s i go start to dey use anti-depressants?

Don’t know if its only me but I know i don’t have anxiety, fear or depression when my account balance was yellow…now na RED!!! Tried running better business, they still frustrated it and made us lose millions…it was once easy to come back up but not anymore!!! Thunder fire their wrinkled left-YANSH…i fit curse anybody with my last kobo if dem quote me to say rubbish!!!

Thousands of motivational videos and books haven’t helped because how money go enter sef never sure…where the job abeg? After having a good degree all through ASUU/FG wahala…

Na that lecturing job wey still be my dream job dey con spoil like this…?


Used 5 years (7 years plus strike and NYSC) studying Elect/Elect for nothing.

Make i start dey sell popcorn online?
After wetin our hand see for all those Lecturers that stayed true to their words by not allowing even departmental First class students score any “A” in their courses.
E.G: Baba AJENIKOKO (baba phonetics wey dey follow small boys drag girls even in other departments with his old Volvo, baba you were not even a Dr for my set ooo, KARMA would definitely knock one day).
Bunch of sadists that transfered the disease to some of us…
Abeg wetin students wey con do “La Cram, La Pour, La Delete” go con remember after this strike too?



I hope our Elders aren’t forgetting their great great grandchildren would still later read all these articles one day…

Na thunder go fire anybody wey no get good plans for this country any year you are reading this!!!

This is why I can’t always waste my emotional energy on news that would be useless in some months and make me even question my own intelligence!!! I am really MAD!!!

Election go come and go…

The Universe should just put someone that would help in showing people we still have hope…na only 1sec dey between life and death…and na only some milli-sec dey between this country and it’s better alternate realities

Shayo na bastard sha!!!

Uptownerd:
General Armageddon

okoroemeka:
the male body is straight forward ,predictable and not complicated about desire and sex,but you cannot say same for the female body,their build and desires differ and are diverse from each other,from what I have seen when women are aroused it can be an erect nipples,swollen breast,swollen pussy,husky voice,rapid shallow breathing,swollen eyelids and very select few can have an erect clitoris, very rare but a pleasure to suck,toy and play with,very very interesting entertainment option,i have only met 2 women with big thumbsized clitoris in my whole wacky life.

MALIGNANTGuest:
... na normal thing Abroad naaa
BRO, calm down you will save more money.
Abroad reduces your LIBIDO and makes you a Real Man. We have been through it. U won't die.
That's the reason most abroad based men are not moved by women. They are very careful with them. They avoid women at all cost. They rarely do the bidding of ladies especially if they have Legal residency permit.

Bro, I'm Disappointed in you but here is my Free Advice for you;
Avoiding Trouble Abroad starts with keeping Ladies at Arms length. Get good Cameras installed in your apartments. Get HD Camera installed in Caps and shirts.
The public rushes to believe them first especially when they start weeping. No one asks if they are lying or not. Avoid them now. It pays. How many weddings have u attended since u got dia?
Better ask questions before proposing!

Only the Pirate of the Carribean has won his case against a lady in 30years. He shared his secret.
Make ur MONEY! EASY MONEY, in hard currency!
Avoid them now. I have warned you!

TAO11:
Kọ̀ǹkọ̀*

Juliearth:
I am in Naija oh. Problem e no dey finish, so I dey try enjoy.

Juliearth:
Same here. I am yet to see that person who doesn't like fried rice.

Juliearth:
Same here. I am yet to see that person who doesn't like fried rice.

frugal:
Putin is rolling in his tanks soon

ednut1:
there is pussy on dating apps. but if you are not attractive no one will give you pussy, if you are tall and attractive pussy go tire you. meaning there are many guys not getting pussy . the white babes here don't generally want black guys, best to focus on blacks from other Africans countries and Caribbean na them dey give pussy freely . I have friends who have no tasted one pussy in 2 years, while some gets 2 to 3 pussies weekly. For many Nigerian men na money dem dey use impress babe back home, here they have same money you have hahahahahha.

sevenhundred:
you are dangerously wrong, opolo is frog in Yoruba land, while akere or konko is toad...

1kinggy:
Noted.

Israel5:
Saw this animal with the resemblance of a Cattle in Katsina Zoo. Amazingly, as we had conclude that Nigerian Lions suffer in zoos, I saw a moderately healthy lion too. Although, it seem to be lonely.
So, learned compatriots, what animal is this?

43Ronin:
I replied you immediately bro. Check nau

43Ronin:
I replied you immediately bro. Check nau

43Ronin:
Why can't yoruba people stay in marriage? Always jumping from woman to woman, man to man.

Sweetplum:
I feel like saying you should DM me and let me teach you how to handle him spiritually. He need to cough it somehow.
Anyways, God is the greatest. Leave him to God.

GeneralOjukwu:


Jeez.... baba see yellow pawpaw... he no respect him old age again.

Seen a 70 year old professor with grown kids that abandoned his family to live with a University girl in student hostels.

Old Grandpa go dey queue for water with bucket wearing a towel.

The magnet wey some girls dey put down there....

SandraIkuboR:
I'm only trying to pass a message and to be sincere i was paid to do this

Disclaimer12:
Something tells me that this man of God will like nollywood movies too much

MansoryMX:
Bro! The kind of people we share this country with is why Nigeria is so backward the way it is today. Some of them reasons like fools. They support evil too much even when they know it’s wrong

Moh247:
Someone made a similar thread to jappa people and I expressed my personal opinion.. these jappa people started blasting me .. I just smiled .

Security 12 hours shift standing with few hours break, dish washer at a low budget restaurant working nonstop



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