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Mercychen:
Wow.. and to think I just discussed this same issue with someone at a boutique I went to get clothes.

A lady walked in and requested for a white dress to attend a wedding. So the guy gave her one very sleek dress ( it looks like all this after wedding dress) but the lady refused it. when she left, I asked the guy why the lady didn't pick that dress. That, was it because of the price (15k) ? He said no, that she told him she would look overdressed than the bride and she doesn't want that.

I then told the guy that some ladies will even deliberately overdo it just to steal the show of the day and they don't care how the bride or celebrant would feel. Just like this one here.

Some people though. Always want to steal the moment at someone else's show. Good for her.

Baby, na teacher you call yourself, please do well to read. In your words, you said good for her, that she wants to steal someone else's show, like seriously?

But you weren't prudent enough to read that the bride bought the dress for the bride's maid and all other bride's maids for the wedding.

So it's her fault that she's beautiful or more beautiful than the bride and the other friends, abi?

This is how jealous and evil friends are revealed, those who pretend to be happy with one's success. And it's bad to think you have this line of vain thoughts.

If e no do you, make you and the bride take your complaints to God, after all no be she create herself.

Femeto:
Toke no even add ginger when the chest was discovered. They tell the guy say him look good. Shey she wan collect part of the 50m from am after the show ni.

Lol.... Stupid Anchor

kozmokaz:
Man them de kill them self daily ooo

I use awka anambra state confirm that one

Na wa o

Cultistupdate:
Merry christmas everyone. While Jew people are enjoying their christmas cultist are killing themselves.

So what really happened was that the tipper guy is a member of one of the groups, hustling for himself he never knew his rival is around. They brought him out of the tipper killed him and they used the tipper to squeeze him so he will not wake up.

Na everyday you dey post these cultist sh!ts. Are you trying to say that these people kill themselves daily and they die daily for this same naija?

cmecproblem:
You've got to be careful in Africa. One day I hit a bike accidentally. The passenger was a young school boy. After settling with the bike man I offered to drop the school boy in his school because I recognised the uniform. Do you know they almost lynched me for that suggestion? Asking where I wan take the boy go? And did I hit the bike on purpose? Very scary day for me.

No go dey do pass yourself, overdo fit cause wahala

pocohantas:
Lol. I am happy.
I wan use am shoot you if you try stress my life. Make I kuku be widow.

Merry Christmas to you too. How did today go?

B)

Lol.. I no dey stress life, but don't be hasty with that gun, cos I be Africa man original. What if you shoot and the thing hit you for back nko?

Nothing much, just recuperating from a stubborn malaria. Injection still dey pain me for bombom

Hintona:
No I wasn't, I didn't care, it was in the night and I only wanted to get home fast. That doesn't make it less offensive.

Sorry baby... That's why it is good to be spiritually fortified so that you can teach stup!d folks few lessons.

If to say you nack one of them charmed ring and the idiot dey convulse, dem go behave

Remember Elisha dealt with 42 idiot kids just for calling him bald head

pocohantas:
Lmao! It took you 200 years to have my time? Always strike when it is hot o, before crazy things start happening.

I done stop to run, but I hold gun for hand.

"Smiles ".... You should be happy I didn't forget, meaning I think about you everyday

Lol... Gun for hand. Wetin you Wan take am do o?

Merry Xmaz dear... Wetin we go take use do am, sapa dey wire your baby here o

nedekid:
Noting naa, we hold my Bros make him no commit crime injure person. Fired immediately.
Yes the 2 week old car was repaired at their own cost. Infact they did not want the company to know.

Hahaha... Honestly, that thing dey very painful. If you leave your Bros, he fit kill the boy with beating and anger.

Wàhálà no dey finish, make God dey save us.

Thanks for the reply.

nedekid:
So after your terrible experience with the valcanizer, can you ever repeat dropping your key with such folks again?
If you do drop your keys after your experience wount that be considered stupidity? The benz man could have jejely left the door open for the washer to clean inside and not drop his keys. If the car needed to be moved, he should have waited around to move it.
Well, as far as I am concerned and as one that has seen it all, I will never drop my keys with houseboy, valcanizer, car wash, even mechanic.
Years back my brother's wife was preparing to go to work. Houseboy was washing brand new official hyundai. Na so them hear gbosaaa!!!!. Houseboy start moto crash am destroy the whole front.

Chai..... Wetin dem come do the houseboy? Was the car repairable?

pocohantas:
You have to check the depth of the waters first naw.



Make I kuku dey my dey.



You don’t know your brothers then. Have you ever wondered why even wild animals dey fear una? They go close to the white man but hardly ever the black man.

I don dey think how I go answer you since, now I get yà time.

1. You already know the depths, na till death do us part marital swim

2. You are brave and courageous, why you Wan dey your dey?

3. Na lie o, na the law dey make am be as if dem dey harmless, hence wild animals feel more at home. If same law and system applies here, we won't be killing those animals anyhow we like too, they will also come closer to us. Some white men also pay to kill wild games o. So dear, no difference.

So stop running from naija men lyk me, you dig baby?

NaBanga:
Ooni knows how to smell money. A chartered accountant in the UK? Give it 2 years and she will run after Ooni and his sisters pick her pockets dry.

Lol... Shey pé Ooni and sis na yahoo yahoo

Aniboo:
So today I decided to drive around my estate,
Later got to shoprite to get my cigarettes and some boost
Immediately I reach there na I see two lit skin girls
I mean very good looking girls
,so I stop the most beautiful one among . We talked and got her number n I gave her mine as well . Omo as I just reach house she don call me reach 4 times, so I went straight to write her on WhatsApp.
Mehn lo and behold
Na hook up them come out for
From 30k we bargain price to 10k short time .
My question now is . How the next generation will be like . Cos main looking at these girlS they are barely 22 years of age . I just weak don’t e even know what to say to the girl
I only told her I will call you when I’m in the hotel
She said be fast oh cos she might be engaged
Meaning other customers are waiting abi, na there the whole vibes die

Legacy of your wicked leaders.... Even those working combine coded runz with their meagre salaries and earnings. Can't blame them totally, the poor girlz go chop.

shogsman:
Mister, respectfully shut the fvck up,how do you know the mum doesn't have another house apart from this,the way you dumb lots just put your mouth anyhow in things that does not concern you and know nothing about is alarming.
What have you done for your own people abeg

I checked the person I quoted and surprisingly it wasn't you. In fact, I earned a like from perhaps the person.

Your life must be very bitter, hence the reason you tick off like a grenade at the sight of good words and thoughts. Sorry!

Now, if you aren't a Dumbo and block headed fool, you would see that I wasn't criticizing the person I quoted, I merely gave insightful advice on what he himself experienced which is also the experience of many other people with their aged ones.

If the grandma has another house, the person I quoted would have just replied by quoting me again because I didn't insult him or talk down at his people.

I can't see how any of this is your concern because we weren't discussing your grandmother here.

Next time, wait till any perceived insult flows to your way from someone before you decide to show your uncouth attitude.

Optimistguy1969:
Abeg, wetin dey the purple nylon?

Why he come wear "to match" with the bag?

Why the guy come position like bingo for ground?



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Lolz.... The guy's positioning makes it look like he took over dosage of Mkpurumiri

Tobidarker02:
Something about old people is they don't like leaving in luxurious home.
Like my grandmother there is nothing we haven't done to make her leave the village but she insist on staying there.
Do you think Toyin cannot afford a decent house for her mum?
Abeg leave these people

By the way e sure me say na Toyin buy that car

You are right. And as for your grandmother, it is not for you to think she would leave the memories of her life behind to follow you to the city where she knows no one.

The best is to upgrade the living conditions of the house she's living in the village. If it can be gated and fenced, let it be done. If she uses latrine, upgrade it to wc. If the compound and environs is mere sand, put interlocking there. Paint the house etc.

Or rather, build a new house for her in same village.

Muyiwaipere:
Bros immediately your woman steps abroad without you... Just commot body for her matter cause it would end in premium tears rs

Lol... I hear

Moferere:
Anger is no respecter of status.
I have seen pastors exchange blows over food at Ministers conference

Lol.... Hahaha

trutht828:
He has sold 4 cars to foot the woman's expensive lifestyle.

Are you sure your father will call such a man irresponsible?

Really? E be like say you Sabi dem very well.
So you mean Ronke no dey live normal woman lifestyle?

Kobojunkie:
Why im no sure now ? No money be problem abi wetin?

It's simple. The guy know say na him get the pikin. He know say the DNA result no go favor am

mayor1814:
But the child looks like him na. Saw the child pic sometimes ago on one article.

E go shock am when DNA go read 100% paternity approval in his favor

Samiah33:
He doesn't want the child

Exactly! He didn't want the babe to get pregnant.

Muyiwaipere:
Them don run this one street

When you date an olosho prepare your mind for the gbasgbos

With dramas wey i don See for UAE recently... I just detest ladies with passion

Tell us one or two of the dramas, let us learn.

GodHelpMe1:
Thank you

Are you trying so hard to live a SU holy kind of life? Is your mind fixed on how to please others, turn the other cheek kinda thing and always perfect tinz with the struggle to attain being everly spiritual?

BeardedmeatR:
Those calling Sahara reporters out should tell us why the first lady suddenly grew a mass in her belly.

Lol... So becos she grow mass for Belle, na cancer be dat, ehn? What if na fibroid nko? Why you no think that one?

HenryDion:
That's my favourite delicacy

it is well ... sofri sofri o

HenryDion:
I'll do that on 31st

Why do you look like you are on Mpuru miri?

Hanibbal:
Oga righteousness2 oya switch moniker and do the needful... Gog and Magog oooooooooooooo. Babylon don fall ooooooo.

lol

Tomek09:
I'm so angry this evening.

We lost a family friend yesterday night.

This lady was in her early thirties, her baby died in her womb, she was taken to one hospital in Umusiome Obosi, Idemili North LGA, Anambra State.

After caesarian session, the horrible Doctor left this lady for a Nurse to suture up.

You know this kind of hospitals where Nurses didn't go to school, they just go to some hospital and learn work.

This foolish doctor left this lady for a nurse to handle. The apprentice Nurse ignorantly sutured the patient's intestines together.

By the time she was rushed to Iyienu Mission Hospital, Ogidi, she received four pints of blood to prepare her for another surgery because she was very weak.

This lady died last night.

I am still trying to get the name of the hospital, doctor and nurse so that thunder will fire all of them together, I'll drag them by their pants.

This lady left behind 5 children.

I'm going to drag her husband too, few months ago, this man was dragging this woman from place to place for case because this woman said she doesn't want to give birth to another baby.

He dragged her to the village to be judged, to pastors and Reverend fathers!

Nobody supported this woman, she herself didn't have the sense to protect herself.

A woman that already had four boys and one girl, what exactly does this man want?

Now the baby did not survived, hospital has killed this young lady.

Thunder fire them one by one, I'm going to drag them!

Why on Earth would a Doctor perform a CS and leave the patient for apprentice Nurse? This is against the ethics and hippocratic oath of Medical Profession.

What a careless death!

Say NO to Quackery.

Sad.

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Olivia Mma.

Abeg drag dem wella... They should face the law. The husband also must receive sense by force, na stupid man.

If he's the owner of the business, no wahala, but if na employee him be, he's in for a deep sh!t than expected cos na like dream e dey do person

adanny01:
Thats if you plan to have an accident

Who dey plan to have accident b4... Lol

stamapro:
The whole sultan of Sokoto jump through window Abeg what type of drama rehearsals is that

Rehearsal of survival!