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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: UNIVERSAL CODES,INVERSE WORLD,NATURE, SCIENCE ETC ASK ME WAT DISTURBS U♥ by sharpwriter(m): 2:08pm On Nov 27, 2021

SisterFire:
...will you Mr stockwise uphold a torture for an oath of death laid by a criminal girl you know nothing about but just her intelligence and nothing more ? Can you !

I wanted to mention this, but I waved it off. Oath of death? In that case, If you talk you die, and if you don't talk you die also grin

, or perhaps, let's give a benefit of doubt that if you don't talk, you MAY DIE. Either way, the guy is in deep sh!t angry

May his head deliver him!

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: UNIVERSAL CODES,INVERSE WORLD,NATURE, SCIENCE ETC ASK ME WAT DISTURBS U♥ by sharpwriter(m): 2:04pm On Nov 27, 2021

SisterFire:
...God ! You typed heaven and earth while you said absolutely nothing ... You are indeed smart ...this is how you humans outsmarted many titans even Yahweh my dad , isthar astålle's sis and many nephilims ...if you are this smart that means you are only cheated with dominion not in the brain... But you aren't smart enough

Hey! The bolded got me, what do you mean, I mean what did you see? shocked

If it's what I'm thinking, I wouldn't wanna discuss this here in the public. angry

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Car Talk › Re: Lefties, How Did You Master Driving With Left Handed Cars? by sharpwriter(op): 1:59pm On Nov 27, 2021

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: UNIVERSAL CODES,INVERSE WORLD,NATURE, SCIENCE ETC ASK ME WAT DISTURBS U♥ by sharpwriter(m): 11:20am On Nov 27, 2021

SisterFire:
... you think you are smart enough?
So funny i did underated your smartness sharpwriter lolz

Hmmmn....

Family › Re: His Manhood Is Too Big – Divorce Seeking Woman Tells Zamfara Sharia Court by sharpwriter(m): 9:15am On Nov 27, 2021

KingEverest:
this is wat too much brantashi can cause, gbola big problem, gbola small problem the future is confused

Lol

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: UNIVERSAL CODES,INVERSE WORLD,NATURE, SCIENCE ETC ASK ME WAT DISTURBS U♥ by sharpwriter(m): 10:00pm On Nov 26, 2021

SisterFire:
...now advice ur brother

Abeg wetin be my yown? Make my brother act his mind based on logic, after all, no one can speak for another person.

If your friend already talked to his brother and he refused to bulge, will your friend now kill his brother for custody just because he didn't wanna talk about the offender?

The advise had already been made, no need for any advise again save the one I put in my original answer, the ball is in the sufferer's court, let him live with his decision, after all, the way of death is the way to life cheesy

Romance › Re: I Caught My Girlfriend Using Lubricant Before Making Love With Me. by sharpwriter(m): 9:49pm On Nov 26, 2021

lasisi69:
lol... Someone blew his cover

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: UNIVERSAL CODES,INVERSE WORLD,NATURE, SCIENCE ETC ASK ME WAT DISTURBS U♥ by sharpwriter(m): 9:14pm On Nov 26, 2021

SisterFire:
...What will you do in that situation as the guy in DSS custody ? Will u undergo that torture because DSS wants d girl with $5milla ?

The question is, "what would you have advised your brother to do if he was the one in DSS custody"? huh

Travel › Re: Moment Airbus A340 Passenger Plane Lands In Antarctica For The First Time(Pics) by sharpwriter(m): 8:49pm On Nov 26, 2021

MufasaLion:
Spend some nights there and do other stuffs!

And bring back Apollo IV or any other new weird eye disease angry

Romance › Re: I Caught My Girlfriend Using Lubricant Before Making Love With Me. by sharpwriter(m): 8:43pm On Nov 26, 2021

lasisi69:
you want to chat Adetunji ??

Lol, you Sabi am ba? cheesy

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: UNIVERSAL CODES,INVERSE WORLD,NATURE, SCIENCE ETC ASK ME WAT DISTURBS U♥ by sharpwriter(m): 8:37pm On Nov 26, 2021

SisterFire:
...he is too scared to tag me

Lolz... He go shy away for your sexy face nah

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: UNIVERSAL CODES,INVERSE WORLD,NATURE, SCIENCE ETC ASK ME WAT DISTURBS U♥ by sharpwriter(m): 8:35pm On Nov 26, 2021

SisterFire:
...My gwagwalada Abuja friend's brother has a problem and needs an advice ...

His brother has a girl as his good friend .whom he cherises they went for shows together , does everything in happiness and on a faithful day he was abducted by DSS for an unknown reasons and his female friend is nowhere to be found immediately he was caught ...d DSS accused him of aiding terrorism with the proscribed group ,which my friend's bro knew nothing about
Sadly my friend's brother was tortured in the custody ...his finger nails were removed , toe nails removed, teeth uprooted on daily basis ... No one knows y all this happened as they tell him to confess to what he doesn't know about ... A dss member secretly told my friend to ask his brother to comply to their biddings .
My friend later visited him for the uptempth time at the mosquito dungeon he was kept and asked him what really happened .And at last he opened up that Dss who said his female friend stole huge some and some diamonds worthing $5million from the dss secretary general wants him to expose her whereabout! My friend confided with his brother and find out he has the criminal girl's secrets and whereabout but was stupid enough to expose her because of his stupid love for the little imp who is a lying prostitute and a hardened criminal like chidimma ojukwu ...
Dss has called my friend's dad who knew nothing about this but just the normal acquaintances with terrorism to warn his son because he will be killed alongside bokoharam members next 2months.
I don't know what charm the ashawo girl used on my friend's brother but it is strong...He does not want to expose the girl's mum who lives in jos nor expose the girls whereabout because she promised him millions maybe or whatever ? I am a woman but trust no woman friend's not desperate girls of nowadays

Sharpwriter , ahasco , phillipson02 I have never seen thing like this in my life if you see my friend's brother he was badly damaged by those Dss demons . we have been trying to make his brother talk but its obvious he wants to die than expose this criminal girl's secrets .
So please we need your advice on how to go about this guy and his chidimma ojukwu of a girlfriend. We don't want him move to the military section like they promised .

Hmmmn.... This one is strong shocked

E pass me o, this is a front page material o. However, with what you have said, $5 million is huge o and even sounds unbelievable that the girl gobbled diamond stuffs worth that amount. Money dey this naija o, imagine dss Gen sec. cheesy

And again, it is not common for such security outfit DSS to be looking for females, meaning that the girl must have truly been an offender. Then that huge amount $5 million explains why they are filled with wrath with your friend's brother.

Note that they would do anything to get it back, even in America or elsewhere in the western world, you won't get away with it and the goodie being a private property makes it more dangerous because the owner will be brutal, even after recovering it, such may not escape assassination as punishment cheesy

I don't know what your friend's brother is thinking, maybe he don get promise from the girl, or maybe he's truly Romeo, a loyal heart grin

But on a serious note, from my point of view, anyone who has been that tortured, nails of hands and legs removed without bulging still, sounds more like a very hardened criminal, and even some of his teeth were uprooted too shocked

Your friend's brother sounds tough either as a very hardened criminal or a tough military personnel because I remember that when the Late Jerry Rawlings (of blessed memory) staged the famous coup in Ghana in his young days, he was tortured in like manner (nails removed).

This tough action of your friend's brother is a red flag against him from the point of view of the DSS personnels, they may even believe and conclude that they both planned it.

Solution: I don't know o, but you may try the respect method if he still has that inside. Get his Father and his Mum if he still has mum to go see him and beg him to release the girls where about with prostrating and kneeling. Make dem cry o, (this won't be hard for the mum anyway).

He may not even regard the Mum, but his dad prostrating for him may break him, if they gat any old respectable family member, dem fit bring dem along o to help them beg him with tears and cry whether him head go correct.

Lastly, since it's a serious case and requires desperate measure, as a yoruba man, dem fit convince am to talk with charm with babalawo's help cheesy

Asides, this, I no sabi anything again o, as I dey empty with wondering already, the likes of guys nairaland guys call SIMP cheesy

Wetin concern me na Dat money amount o, abeg SisterFire reach me na, I need money and connections ooo grin

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Uganda Risks Losing Only International Airport Over Chinese Loan by sharpwriter(m): 7:00pm On Nov 26, 2021

dasparrow:
I hope Buhari is listening because Buhari has also borrowed a lot of money from China and continues to borrow. I always knew that China giving African countries all this loans was to take over African countries and colonize it again. I don't know why the African man has no brain. What a shame.

The African man has brain, and that's why you making this statement. It shows you an African man has brain grin

I think the problem is how we do come to have fools and cowards that occupying powerful and sensitive spaces of leadership. And you should know that certain powers help in making this a reality; also these dunces at the hem of affairs are also ruthless in their way to power giving them a leverage over good ones.

The problem or the solution is how the populace can be enlightened and emboldened to sweep them off and change them if need be at anytime they want because it is possible and the population to make that happen is available, especially here in Nigeria. No thanks to religion in this. But there are scanty people that will help bell these cats, because as they are trying to do that, the rest vast populace that are expected to form synergy with the "cat bellers" run back or fight against the "cat bellers" about rescuing them.

Christianity Etc › Re: My Neighbor Said I'm An Occult Member, Because Of This... by sharpwriter(m): 6:44pm On Nov 26, 2021

siofra:
You just want us to know you have an Americana girlfriend

My love

Family › Re: My Wife Changed All Our Property Documents In Nigeria To Hers, Plans To Kill Me by sharpwriter(m): 6:38pm On Nov 26, 2021

Nonexisting:
If you live abroad, don't com e back here looking for wife. It will end in premium tears for you. Read and learn.

On the other hand, it seems abroad turn men to SIMPS sef

Romance › Re: I Caught My Girlfriend Using Lubricant Before Making Love With Me. by sharpwriter(m): 6:15pm On Nov 26, 2021

siofra:
Nope!

I'm a man, I'm a troll, I'm an evening newspaper, I'm an olosho, I'm a bitter feminist, I'm lonely, I'm depressed, I'm mentally disturbed, I'm ugly, I'm a chronic attention seeker, I'm even a single mother and a divorcee etc

Trust me you don't wanna get involved with this kind of person.

you mean you are a troll with large hairy balls grin

Hmmn...dont you think that anyone combining all of the attributes above should be in Aro grin

? How are you coping?

Baby let me help you, I can be the key of joy you have been looking for, your brightness at the end of that tunnel, you sabi that tunnel nah wink

Romance › Re: I Caught My Girlfriend Using Lubricant Before Making Love With Me. by sharpwriter(m): 5:48pm On Nov 26, 2021

siofra:
Whatever

let's chat privately na

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Romance › Re: I Caught My Girlfriend Using Lubricant Before Making Love With Me. by sharpwriter(m): 5:43pm On Nov 26, 2021

ednut1:
May my 20 year old daughter not ever cross useless men like this. Not everyone get wets down there. She is using lub to ease the pain

No mind am, very useless, stvpid with fish brain cheesy

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Romance › Re: I Caught My Girlfriend Using Lubricant Before Making Love With Me. by sharpwriter(m): 5:39pm On Nov 26, 2021

siofra:
THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER TAKE ADVICE ON NAIRALAND.

As much as I don't like your" trollish" nature on nairaland, yet you are right about the mumu you quoted grin

Travel › Re: I Regret Deceiving My Father To Raise ₦800,000 For Libyan Trip — Returnee by sharpwriter(m): 9:24am On Nov 26, 2021

lereinter:
"Deceived her father to collect 800k"

In this ibàdan you will rent very good Shop for 100k and use 500k to over stock up

You went to destroy your health, maybe your destiny tio

The liar knows it's olosho ladies do in Libya but never knew it will be monkey dey work baboon go collect it

Stop talking like this oga. While it is tempting to be judgemental, let's take a second look at these cases.

This girl was 17 years old when she left. She was a naive teenager thinking she was going to Paradise.

Tell me, how many adults in Nigeria presently know very well about the world? Both educated and non educated. Many are in civil service, ministries but are not informed about countries, they are just a little better off than illiterates in this matter.

How many people can still name just 5 out of the continents? Not to talk of knowing the continents some countries are situated.

How many have ever studied an Atlas before?

Many people still think London and America are the same thing cheesy

it is that pathetic.

This is what happens when people refuse to know about the world they exist in, all they know is to enjoy, shop, fvck and watch BBnaija and zee world while they have few or no knowledge about world news.

Some can't even spare 5 to 10 mins to watch CNN, Aljazeera or BBC because to them it is boring.

With all these, sweet talking them is no problem. Even if you have the knowledge above, if you ain't careful, you can still be sweet talked to make dangerous journeys to hellish places not to talk of naive people who know nothing and think that ALL ABROADS OR OVERSEAS ARE THE SAME THING.

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Crime › Re: Brazil: Monster Who Killed Pregnant Lady Before Cutting Her Womb Is Jailed(Pix) by sharpwriter(m): 9:06am On Nov 26, 2021

Kai... Pretty demon, see as she fine, you no go know she fit do that kain evil. Make God dey save us.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: UNIVERSAL CODES,INVERSE WORLD,NATURE, SCIENCE ETC ASK ME WAT DISTURBS U♥ by sharpwriter(m): 6:41pm On Nov 25, 2021

Amatarasha:
I know I am the target here ! 22-27yrs !
You all wanted me not to talk of vicious timekeeper

Lol.... You dey fear am? cheesy

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: UNIVERSAL CODES,INVERSE WORLD,NATURE, SCIENCE ETC ASK ME WAT DISTURBS U♥ by sharpwriter(m): 6:40pm On Nov 25, 2021

Phillipson02:
What wets you and arouses you greatly ?

Who you dey ask this question? grin

Politics › Re: Army Laments Police Brutality In Secret Letter, Says Soldiers Are Being Killed by sharpwriter(m): 2:52pm On Nov 25, 2021

Massiveglory:
Police beat army , while vigilante rescue police.
Very funny people Full this our country.

This picture is very funny walahi cheesy

police clinging to savior vigilante just the way a child would cling to a super hero. cheesy

The police guy must have lost all hope of getting rescued! grin

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Properties › Re: High Tension Wire On A House Pillar: Your Opinion On This Picture by sharpwriter(m): 2:48pm On Nov 25, 2021

holadfikky:
The house owner must be an economist

Dis no be economizing o....Dis is madness cheesy

Celebrities › Re: Moment Pastor Tried To Heal Mad Man In Public As Crowd Watched (video) by sharpwriter(m): 12:18pm On Nov 25, 2021

Did y'all see the way he carried the madman and nack am for ground? This guy must be madder than the mad man o cheesy

Crime › Re: Police Declare 50-Year-Old Lucky Imoni Missing In Abuja (Photo) by sharpwriter(m): 2:44am On Nov 25, 2021

tnerro1:
During hell Rufai time, all taxis were painted with bold numbers by their sides. But these days all manner of cars are doing taxi operations. I saw one Jeep with tinted windows doing taxi work and people were rushing to enter. This minister is clueless

Tinted window Jeep for taxi? Na freeway to kidnapping be dat

Education › Re: Hilarious Note A Student Left For Her Roommate Fond Of Eating Her Food (pix) by sharpwriter(m): 10:20am On Nov 24, 2021

Mayeldah:
Is that the back of the pot or inside?

Who cares? Concoction rice dey sweet inside am well cheesy

Education › Re: Hilarious Note A Student Left For Her Roommate Fond Of Eating Her Food (pix) by sharpwriter(m): 10:19am On Nov 24, 2021

pocohantas:
I am more concerned with the state of her pot.

Why do most nonstick pots in Nigeria look like that? Apart from the fact that they are mostly low quality, we don’t do enough to care for them.

- Please, DO NOT use metal utensils for your nonstick.

- DO NOT scrub them with iron sponge.

- If something burns inside it, soak it with warm water and give it time. You can read more HERE

You can get an aluminum pot for your jollof and concoction rice. Don’t ruin a nonstick pot abeg.

Who dey care about those pots? The pot itself is a student's cooking insignia. Na those kain pot wey students go heat vegetable oil inside am pass 200°C just to cook concoction or fry fish be that cheesy

Education › Re: Hilarious Note A Student Left For Her Roommate Fond Of Eating Her Food (pix) by sharpwriter(m): 10:14am On Nov 24, 2021

southniyikaye:
Dem don disappoint amaka like this o..
Oboy, this pot eyes Don see terrible things o

Na those kain pot wey students go heat vegetable oil inside am pass 200°C just to cook concoction cheesy

Education › Re: Hilarious Note A Student Left For Her Roommate Fond Of Eating Her Food (pix) by sharpwriter(m): 10:04am On Nov 24, 2021

pocohantas:
I am more concerned with the state of her pot.

Why do most nonstick pots in Nigeria look like that? Apart from the fact that they are mostly low quality, we don’t do enough to care for them.

Please DO NOT use metal utensils for your nonstick.

DO NOT scrub them with iron sponge.

LOL.... I knew someone would see that, especially person like you. Babes, na food wey dem cook for that kain pot dey sweet pass, especially those concoction rice grin

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