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Celebrities › Re: Adedimeji Lateef And Oyebade Adebimpe Pre-Wedding Photos by sharpwriter(m): 9:39pm On Dec 15, 2021

BABANGBALI:
e pain am. Team body odour

Lol... You are team mouth odour, that's why you stuck out your tongue thrice to allow the smell oozing out from there to escape every now and then.

Celebrities › Re: Adedimeji Lateef And Oyebade Adebimpe Pre-Wedding Photos by sharpwriter(m): 9:27pm On Dec 15, 2021

BABANGBALI:
go and work on your nose

Sharrap!

Celebrities › Re: Adedimeji Lateef And Oyebade Adebimpe Pre-Wedding Photos by sharpwriter(m): 8:23pm On Dec 15, 2021

BABANGBALI:
Mouth odour weds body odour

Why do you say this? Have you kissed one and slept with the other before? angry

Romance › Re: Are Nairalanders Getting Married To Each Other? by sharpwriter(m): 6:13pm On Dec 14, 2021

pocohantas:
It is allowed. If I put one leg now, you go start to use my heart play badminton. I fear Naija men pass lion.

Hahaha haha..... Why big madam like you go dey fear na? Put one leg? cheesy

Have you not heard an adage in this Yoruba land that "someone doesn't put leg inside the river already and starts complaining of cold"?

And last time I checked, naija men no dey feed on raw flesh and blood, na Lion and family fit do that na, so how come we be object of terror? wink

Celebrities › Re: Daddy Freeze On Ikoyi Registry: No Wonder My First Marriage Didn't Work Out by sharpwriter(m): 5:59pm On Dec 14, 2021

Hahahahahahaha grin

what an excuse cheesy

Celebrities › Re: Sylvester Oromoni: Tonto Dikeh Tells Nigerians To Ignore Kemi Olunloyo by sharpwriter(m): 5:45pm On Dec 14, 2021

Kemi that fled US to Canada on criminal charges, and was sent away from Canada after spending just 5 years. The attention seeking yeye woman got deported to naija and has been here since.

If she got good character and her head correct, she wouldn't be a fugitive running away from two developed countries grin

when no be her be the only naija woman abroad. She created enemies for herself among canadians and Nigerians abroad and she was hated cos dem know say na misfit for society.

Na to be shouting investigative journalism upandan, na wetin she sabi be dat angry

Stvp!d woman angry

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Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Shola Adeoye: "A Man Who Can't Cook Is An Open Target For The Devil" by sharpwriter(m): 5:43pm On Dec 14, 2021

[quote author=Babastrong post=108497339][/quote]Okay I will check it out. But if you get parole wey fit help fellow guyman, abeg show greenlight o

Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Shola Adeoye: "A Man Who Can't Cook Is An Open Target For The Devil" by sharpwriter(m): 4:45pm On Dec 14, 2021

[quote author=Babastrong post=108496554][/quote]50th law of what?

Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Shola Adeoye: "A Man Who Can't Cook Is An Open Target For The Devil" by sharpwriter(m): 4:30pm On Dec 14, 2021

Babastrong:
A 'being who don't make good money is a devil target.
get rich or die tryin.

Baba, shey you dey make enof?

#iunderstand50centphilosophy

Romance › Re: Are Nairalanders Getting Married To Each Other? by sharpwriter(m): 3:15pm On Dec 14, 2021

pocohantas:
I done dey enter your eye ba?

Very very well my sweetie kiss

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Celebrities › Re: Reactions As Gistlover Leaks Kemi Olunloyo’s Private Phone Number Online by sharpwriter(m): 12:15pm On Dec 14, 2021

Make dem blast her wella cheesy

... stvp!d woman, na so she flee from US on criminal charges come Canada, spent like 5 years there before Canada pursue am comot for dem country. if na really good person, how she go goof for those 2 countries come become fugitive huh

https://www.nairaland.com/1030754/canada-finally-deports-infamous-kemi

https://www.nairaland.com/929003/canada-deport-nigerians-hater-kemi

https://www.nairaland.com/3717837/throwback-how-kemi-omololu-olunloyo-deported

Romance › Re: Are Nairalanders Getting Married To Each Other? by sharpwriter(m): 9:41pm On Dec 13, 2021

Na Pocohantas I wan marry now kiss

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Education › Re: Update ON Lagos Teacher Knocked Off My Nephews Tooth And Threatened Him by sharpwriter(m): 5:58pm On Dec 13, 2021

Viking007:
I had a similar experience some 20+yrs ago when a teacher at LEA primary school Abuja designed my back with koboko. My dad who was still a serving military personnel stormed the school with his men. The rest is history.

Please tell us that rest that is history abeg cheesy

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NYSC › Re: Unvaccinated Corps Members Barred From NYSC Camps by sharpwriter(m): 4:32pm On Dec 13, 2021

Annie001:
I still dey find wetin go make me take vaccine
I never see

If you wan japa for this country, then you will take it...and of course naija youths anthem now is japa especially on nairaland, and I am very sure that you are more than 80% toward that thoughts wink

. Unless you are in abroad already sha wink

Crime › Re: 18-Year-Old Janet Fajimi Kidnapped In Lagos (Photo) by sharpwriter(m): 8:00pm On Dec 12, 2021

oke2018:
She has been found ,thank God for her this is someone I know from childhood she & her family ,may His name been praised .

Thank God... So what really happened?

Autos › Re: Mazda 2011 Lagos Cleared #5.4m by sharpwriter(m): 10:52am On Dec 12, 2021

LordofNaija:
Did the vehicle come with an extra gearbox?

Does it normally have gear box transmission problem? shocked

Food › Re: Pregnant Python Killed This Morning. See Picture Inside by sharpwriter(m): 4:40pm On Dec 11, 2021

Candidlady:
Snake eaters.,

istil dont believe you can go to the market and ask for snake meat!

Could be cuz of my location sha

I don't know whether there are snake markets. But I do know that it is hanged like every other bush meat and you can buy it along the way inter town and inter state.

Also, I learned that there are snake pepper soup joints in some places, so you can wash that down with palm wine there also grin

Education › Re: OOU Graduating Students Sign Out In Style In A Convoy In Ogun (Pictures, Video) by sharpwriter(m): 3:03pm On Dec 11, 2021

JavaScript9091:
These ones no use brain graduate. Na money dey use graduate

Hahaha haha cheesy

Crime › Re: They Embarass Him For Driving The Lamborghini Because His Black by sharpwriter(m): 3:07pm On Dec 10, 2021

AoifeNightfall:
STFU!!!

Ignorant comments like this make me seethe.

You think white people don't show off?

I joined a group on Facebook and everyday it's white people showing off their exotic travel destinations.

Rubbing it in our damn faces

Really? Which group is that?

Family › Re: Dear Married Men, How Do You Cope With Sex Starvation by sharpwriter(m): 8:43am On Dec 10, 2021

Gaggii:
She was not like that before marriage

I didn't wanna comment but I tot I should. I saw something similar to this masturbation stuff on quora a long time ago.

I can't remember the title of the thread there but I know it has something to do with "facts that you learn in marriage" Or "what nobody will tell you about marriage" or "what no one will tell you until you are married".

Something like that sha. The oyinbo man sharing his experience mentioned a point under these facts that you will MASTURBATE some few times to relieve yourself of sexual tension as against the popular notion that men get sex unlimited whenever they want in marriage cheesy

You know experience is the best teacher, while you can get lots of sex in marriage, the fact is that you don't get it everytime and whenever you want and according to the number of times you desire. cheesy

Hence, SEX DROUGHT IS REAL IN MARRIAGE wink

Note that sweet and lasting marriage is like brother and sister kinda thing not all those butterfly bellied like love of secondary school and early University days grin

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Celebrities › Re: Mercy Eke Blasted For Taking Food From Her Friend's Mouth At A Party (Video) by sharpwriter(m): 5:34pm On Dec 09, 2021

paulolee:
we all know that 90% of naija olosho get lesbian vibes for body..
DTS why u see them very comfortable sharing some room with dier female friends, hugging n even kissing themselves openly as a form of greeting..
I remember wen I attended an even, saw an old time friend looking all dope n fresh....he rushed to meet me n hugged me asif na woman, i wasn't comfortable bt just maintained bcox we de public not until he brought his lips to my cheek for a peck...I jus shove him off with a very strong face n he jus smiled asif its nothing
na letter him close pal tell me say d gee na lowkey bi-sexual, assuming he went ahead with dt peck, I swear I for remove e teeth with better nodding..

Pets › Re: Residents Lament The Invasion Of Famished Monkeys Into Their Homes In Lagos by sharpwriter(m): 8:46am On Dec 09, 2021

JONSYN7154:
that one na disgusting pepper soup o.

It is a pitiable thing to be raised only in the city with only city wisdom without village and jungle wisdom from where the city emanates from cheesy

Romance › Re: Is This Magun In Nigeria Or Cardiac Arrest? by sharpwriter(m): 1:50am On Dec 09, 2021

Orgasmgiver123:
One of the reason why i kick people with my rain boot

Damn.. Nasty.. I'm out of here

You are becoming stale and boring by the day angry

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Christianity Etc › Re: Congregation Silent As Ghanaian Pastor Begs For Money Repeatedly. Photos And Vid by sharpwriter(m): 5:59pm On Dec 08, 2021

funshint:
Na all these pastors wey dem invite for program dey do this.

Yes, at the order of the guest pastor. Na sharing formula after service. grin

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Christianity Etc › Re: Congregation Silent As Ghanaian Pastor Begs For Money Repeatedly. Photos And Vid by sharpwriter(m): 5:57pm On Dec 08, 2021

8stargeneral:
See him haircut style.weray

This got me lafing hard cheesy

Christianity Etc › Re: Congregation Silent As Ghanaian Pastor Begs For Money Repeatedly. Photos And Vid by sharpwriter(m): 5:55pm On Dec 08, 2021

FRANKOSKI:
THIS ONE THAT RESEMBLES ATUTU POYOYO

Please what is even the real meaning of this otutu poyoyo cheesy

Autos › Re: Extremely Clean 2007 Lexus RX350 With Original Custom Duty by sharpwriter(m): 1:51pm On Dec 08, 2021

victorngada20:
Still available

Oga correct yasef. This is RX330 not RX350

Education › Re: Just Got Admitted To The Uk For Msc, Please What Are The Job Opportunities For ? by sharpwriter(m): 12:17pm On Dec 08, 2021

thebosstrevor1:
You will do your first semester online until the covid situation is controlled.

If the covid situation isn't solved, you will end up doing all your studies online from Nigeria

Hahaha... No be juju be dat cheesy

Celebrities › Re: Kemi Olunloyo And Ruth Kadiri Fight Over DJ Switch by sharpwriter(m): 10:52am On Dec 06, 2021

Travel › Re: Skeleton Of Man Trapped In Lava During Mount Vesuvius Eruption In 79 A.D.(Pics) by sharpwriter(m): 8:56am On Dec 06, 2021

emmyileri:
You are misguided and you think you are intelligent, I think you are not. “Do not give dogs what is sacred; do not throw your pearls to pigs. If you do, they may trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you to pieces. Mathew 7:6
Do you now see why I can't answer you, people like you are arrogant and nothing good comes from me explaining myself to you cos knowledge is sacred

An arrogant person calling another arrogant. What's wrong in saying "my mistake, I should have looked at it better".

People like you have nothing to offer. You have knowledge shey, sacred one abi, yet you do not know that there's wisdom in humility.

My quote was simple : I asked about the 120 years and the scripture and instead of constructing something intelligent, you went haywire.

Did I insult you? Capital No. But instead of saying the right thing, you went ahead to really go back and search the scripture, having found none, in other to save face, you still quoted another wrong one 1 Peter 3:20 that didn't talk about what I asked. cheesy

Arrogant and empty barrel wannabe scripture teacher grin

Travel › Re: Skeleton Of Man Trapped In Lava During Mount Vesuvius Eruption In 79 A.D.(Pics) by sharpwriter(m): 10:15pm On Dec 05, 2021

gypsey:
You people wanted change, you have got change! Buhari.

Buhari ain't mine man. But let me tell you the truth. In Nigeria, most votes don't count especially with rigging, cheating and power of incumbency.

The system and constitution is more porous than a dead brain. So with the North, it is rare to win them when they have a strong candidate.

Voting to me is most times a waste of time and a facade.

Jonathan is the cause of all these Bullsh!t, he had the chance and power but he was doing gentleman. He even said in one of his interviews that if he had to use around 40% of his power, he would be termed a dictator.
Like seriously?

But the north doesn't give a fvck wen it comes to the use of power. Well, if the people didn't get Buhari in 2014, they would have thought that Jonathan was the worst. But it's good that they are seeing.

To solve this problem, the British contraption and experiment must be undone. Biafra needs to come, Odùduwà Republic must come likewise others. Nigeria must break!

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Romance › Re: Have You Ever Ran Away From Banging A Girl Before ? by sharpwriter(m): 9:21pm On Dec 05, 2021

rollybest:
There was this girl that forcefully visited me back then in school, i welcomed her. Aunty come tell me say she wan stay for one week. I was like for which house?
Every night it was game of thrones, it got to a point she had to kneel down to beg me for sex. I told her i am running a heavenly race, i don't want to sin. Aunty come vex dey preach tell me say sex is not sin
After two days i told her i am traveling out of the state, she said she will wait for me to come back, i was like shuuu. Abegi come dey go your house. Till today she's still saying i am wicked.

Chai... Confirmed glory sucker, dem really send am come to you cheesy

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