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Osiris12:
The last girl, what’s her name? op

Make I look for her


All these kain girls, where dem dey live sef?
See babe like ice cream

Lol.... You go carry well well for Pocket o

pocohantas:
Dear Mr UK,



Care to tell us what you are currently earning with your double digit experience?

Lol... Babe, you no dey disappoint. Help me ask our UK guy o.

princewarri1985:
HOW THAT ONE TAKE CONCERN US OR AFFECT THE PRICE OF GARRI FOR MARKET? YOU VILLAGE PEOPLE REALLY TRY FOR YOUR BODY, JUST KEEP ON JOB HUNTING SOO YOU ARE GOING TO GET A JOB OF 500 MILLION NAIRA MONTHLY. IDIOT!

Abi o, I no sabi wetin com be our business for there.

KillIgbohoN0W:
I don't quite get what this post is for??

Clout chasing? Caricature? Oppression? Pride? Self awareness? Narcissism? Rebellion?

People dey oo

Oppression and pride

Because I no know wetin concern us for there, after all he has the final decision to take the job or not.

Talking monthly 9 milla in a society where guys him age dey struggle get 30k per month

MidaserveNG:
Waa gbayi !!
A friend once had the Generator. One night while in use, it drove itself down from Gen House to Owner's House like the "Dancing Palm Tree"

Sadly, Highly Unrecommended

Not safe for under 18

Lolz.... how come? I think it wasn't well planted. You know that they don't even call it generator then, it is called PLANT.

UyaiIncomparabl:
I am serious o. But, do you think I'm a naughty girl?

Hmmmn..... Sometimes Yeeeesssss

UyaiIncomparabl:
Yes, I'm a male.

lol... i hear una.... it seems you periodically choose times to be naughty

UyaiIncomparabl:
I can't even try it and will not advise any female I know to try it. I love sex very much and I am active. Fingering no dey belleful me. Or else I go dey call my EX to come work am.

My friend wey her husband travel for 5 years and returned. She say when the husband been wan nack the local government, the place don close up. I can't try it. Instead of her to find someone to be helping her oil the region. And the husband will be cheating like that.

Hmmmn...Is this really coming from you or someone don hijack ya profile. Abi you are really a male with huge hairy ballz

UyaiIncomparabl:
If only you knew. I will be posting my prewedding pictures on NL soon.

Don't Sha forget me in your Kingdom. Let him know say you get one younger brother for here wey Wan blow. God fit use you and him

Amatarasha:
you have guts ahasco ! . sisterfire has high blood pressure when it subsides we will continue ! Sharpwriter reminded her that their is no way wisdom can outnuMber foolishness what she dreaded so much , he reminded her that truth can never has base on earth but lies and hopeful lies

Should I have the impression that I am being insulted here? It is a pity that she misunderstood me and took it personal. Did you read my words at all? Even the first commentators immediately after this unexpected glitch clearly saw that it was a misunderstanding.

My words were not to insult her or anyone, I was merely making some explanations. And you should know that written words don't always convey the meaning of things being said, it is not telepathy. Spoken words are better in explanations than written words, it is a pity we weren't communicating via spoken words here, matter wouldn't have degenerated to this.

Godons1:
Trash.
You are one of those IGBO who are enjoying in the West or North, while they swore not to ever step foot in the East

E don pain am

tyson98:
Looking from that kind sleep na too much beer cause am

Or palm wine

NoToPile:
Na wa oo which kain rubbish is this one.

Why banging a child's head on the table or even at all, a million and one things could have gone wrong. To the extent a tooth flew off that's terrible.


There's one shekusheye school behind my house that I almost always have BP during my leave, this lady channels her frustrations on the children, I thought we were the only one that noticed until one day one woman from the compound beside theirs called her out over the fence o and lambasted her seriously that does she want to kill the children.

The 2nd time a mother came and confronted her for hitting her sons head on the wall, after the whole brouhaha and the mother left this lady was still confronting the boy that you went to report me abi blablabla.

After these two major incidences the only thing we hear is children playing and we all have our rest from this woman's wahala.


You guys should not let this slide, then withdraw your child from the school. They all know the implications of what happened that's why they are not picking their calls. That's how they will cover up more terrible things.

You see, I don't know why schools and their proprietors are like that. I think these school owners have shallow minds and are primitive and don't really lay down rules and codes of conducts for their teachers especially when it has to do with child abuse.

I haven't run a school before but I believe that it shouldn't be hard replacing any teacher who goofs in this area. Why always trying to cover them up? It's not as if they are in a covenant or dem be joint cultists nah

The school owners head sef no dey correct!

ChizzyBuna:
DONT TRY THIS AT HOME!!!

I'm still feeling the high from it,I took sniff just a little like pinch of salt.
I was warned seriously to take only a very little.

I took it around 11 pm and now it's 3 am and I feel so energetic and restless.
Also I noticed my heart beat going a bit fast but it's ok.
Here are some things I noticed from the high
1. It makes you lose appetite for food
2. It makes you stay awake for long hours.. I can't sleep
3. If I stay idle my body start scratching me, I have to stand up and do something or get busy. If I lie down on bed to rest my body start feeling uncomfortable.
I have been doing press up since 2am and it is hard to stop.
4.
So far I don't plan on taking it again. I will be flushing the remaining drug in toilet.
For now I'm still feeling the highness but I'm also very very alert.
It's like this Methaphitamine is perfect for soldiers or those who need to stay alert or awake at night.

I will update you all as the hours go, I still feel the high is still strong but I don't know what to expect later ( I hope nothing serious)
This was done for educational purpose, I don't advise anyone to try it. It is very risky

Update: 6:10 am
Ok guys, that's it. I'm not trying this stuff again. Highbess has cleared
I have headache and string stomach ache and I still can't sleep.
I also noticed time flies fast while on this stuff
Ths energy boost I get from this is fucking crazy, I was doing push ups for over 20 mins and I wasn't feeling tired.
I felt like running g or doing something I was just restless.
Around 4am I began to feel headache and stomach ache.
I will prefer 40 lashes of cane than this type of stomach ache I'm having right now..

I guess you are a scientist, na scientist dey test something for dem body before releasing it to the public

bigcee:
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Nice meme...

Rexwalters1:
I remember in 2017 when Kalu said he saw fugitive Kanu in Ghana, you ipobians laughed @ him? He knows Kanu more than your father knows you.

I'm not in the mood for insults if not I know wetin I go tell you. So because of my comment, that makes me an igbo man abi?

Is it not simple common sense? FYI, I'm team oduduwa.

It's just like saying FFK goes on a visit to Igboho at Cotonou after all that has happened or even Obasanjo, what do you think their discussion and advice to him would be? That they would fly oduduwa flag alongside him before 2023 election abi?

#think

Wetin go pass say Uzor bin Wan convince am say make he abandon Biafra?

id4sho:

Sorrow Tears and Blood / Fela Kuti
Hey yeah
Everybody run, run, run
Everybody scatter, scatter
Some people lost some bread
Someone nearly die
Someone just die
Police dey come, army dey come
Confusion everywhere
Hey yeah

Seven minutes later
All done cool down, brother
Police done go away
Army done disappear

Them leave sorrow, tears, and blood
Them regular trademark
Them leave sorrow, tears, and blood
(Them regular trademark) them regular trademark
(Them regular trademark)
That is why

Everybody run, run, run
Everybody scatter, scatter
Someone nearly died
Some people lost some bread
Someone just die
Police dey come, army dey come
Confusion everywhere
Hey yeah

Seven minutes later
All done cool down, brother
Police done go away
Army done disappear

Them leave sorrow, tears, and blood
Them regular trademark
Them leave sorrow, tears, and blood
Them regular trademark
La, la, la, la

My people self dey fear too much
We fear for the thing we no see
We fear for the air around us
We fear to fight for freedom
We fear to fight for liberty
We fear to fight for justice
We fear to fight for happiness
We always get reason to fear

We no want die
We no want wound
We no want quench
We no want go
I get one child
Mama dey for house
Papa dey for house

I want build house
I don build house
I no want quench
I want enjoy
I no want go
Ah

So policeman go slap your face
You no go talk
Army man go whip your yansh
You go dey look like donkey
Rhodesia dey do them own
Our leaders dey yab for nothing
South Africa dey do them own

Them leave sorrow, tears, and blood
Them regular trademark
Them regular trademark (them regular trademark)
Them regular trademark
Regular trademark (them regular trademark)
That is why

Everybody run, run, run
Everybody scatter, scatter
Some people lost some bread
Somene nearly die
Police dey come, army dey come
Confusion everywhere

Ah, na so
Time will dey go
Time no wait for nobody
Like that: choo, choo, choo, choo, ah
But police go dey come, army go dey come
With confusion
In style like this

Everybody run, run, run
Everybody scatter, scatter
Some people lost some bread
Someone nearly die
Someone just die
Police dey come, army dey come
Confusion everywhere
Hey yeah

Seven minutes later
All done cool down, brother
Police done go away
Army done disappear

Them leave sorrow, tears, and blood
Them regular trademark (them regular trademark)
Them leave sorrow, tears, and blood
Them regular trademark
That is why

Everybody run, run, run
Everybody scatter, scatter
Some people lost some bread
Someone nearly die

Source: Musixmatch

Songwriters: Anikulapo Kuti Fela
Sorrow Tears and Blood lyrics ©

Great!

Phillipson02:
This is just heart breaking guys , you guys sud know Sisterfire is a woman pained so much by past events & she isn't joking about it . she turns red whenever Jesus is called the messaih , she is an iron lady but issues concerning Jesus and jah she called Satan [ I believe her according to my various research] she is most fragile .Please her hatred for jah cannot be equated with any hate. She once told us her bloodfeud with heavenly creatures when Yah was away, I dream about this at least 2twice before she opened this thread .I did call the woman Lucifer who I believed was a female but now I know it was her Vivian.
Big.cow can't stop this thread but see how the thread stopped by just misunderstanding ,
@Sharpwriter all those theorists I know on medias outside here aren't really against Jesus , Yahweh or the holyspirit but against greedy men of god unlike otemadu.no and sisterf. Whom tracks the source.

I understand. Just help appeal to her to calm down. I really meant no harm.

Shetemi12:
Is that an achievement. Help us tell the Queen.. what has she gained giving us independence?

She has gained massively, and her and the whole of England are still gaining because they don't want our development. Our under-development is gain to them.

Your question should be what have you gained as an individual since the they amalgamated the various regions together and since independence?

Ogbenia:
Your question should be what has Nigeria gained not what has the queen gained.
The queen is not supposed to gain from Nigeria's independence if Nigeria is truly independent.

Abi o..... I think say na only me see am.

EdmundDantes:
SisterFire, please calm down....
It is my view that you misunderstood the man. That is why some of us don't talk too much. We prefer to read and pick out the little we can for our benefit. Too much talk may lead to misunderstanding. It takes only the patient few to really decode the essence of what so many words are trying to convey. From my observation, those patient ones are really few on nairaland.

Thank you bro. I'm sorry it got to this, I'm even surprised.

SisterFire:
...I have suffered so it has reached ' when sister fire will be used in comparison with daddy freeze who sees Yahweh and Jehovah in a bigger way than average christian sees Yahweh ?
So I am wasting my time here?
When I was raising alarm the antics of confused atheist I normally call African atheist ...you all call it fairytale noise ,now someone places me above African atheist I hate so much because they rant openly exactly what N.W.O ( Saat) wants
Is daddy freeze( African atheist) the great intelligent man full of wisdom that is better than useless sisterfire's cursed fairytale not exhibing same antics with kobojunkiee who accused Christians of not doing right thing like god( Jehovah ) wants!
... Did daddy freeze and kobojunkie not turned atheist because their fellow Christians do not know that Yahweh created science?
They turned atheist because Christians aren't merciful and kind like our lord Jesus Christ ?
205pages and not even one person believed that I know this wicked beings in person ...
Unless I come on Facebook or twitter they will believe I am truthful without knowing the repercussions ...

Father , forgive me ...you are the truth and nothing but the truth. because of human selfish interest I can see you are the light and the creator of the universe
Jehovah you are truly the king of kings lord of lord.. Your kindness knows no bound , your mercies can never be compared , you love us so much that you brought ur only son to die for our sins no love is greater than this , jehovah earth shall exalt you and all your creations in the universe shall hail ur name.
I AM DONE MEDDLING

Hey, now, you're the one talking bitterly. Please chill.

The mind is deep, even endless, so I see no reason why you should judge me just like that. I could see you were hammering on FAIRY TALES.

Check what I wrote again, I was speaking from the unenlightened person's POV. I didn't tell you I didn't believe you neither did I said I believed.

Others are here gaining and those who have stayed with you as friends here didn't mock you neither did I. Everyone picked whatever they wanted to gain and add it to their store of knowledge.

Also, why would you judge me like you know my mind saying that once some certain authorities debunked your infos as lie, I would then rest and term you a fraud and go as far as blacklisting anything that sounds like your moniker etc. FUNNY!

You should know that everyone here knew what pursued them in their minds till they sighted this thread and settled here to ask questions and read. So it's not as if we came with blank minds.

Some knew some things weren't adding up about the earth and world's story and they saw this thread as where they could gather more info.

So even if your stories and infos are thrown away as junks, no one can take our experiences away from us, our experiences in the world, the failures of religion, the lies, the hypocrisies, greed of supposed role models etc.

It's like you saying, we would be re-embracing what tortured our souls and intelligence, which we hated just because they have succeeded in making some things appear as truth. It won't happen!

The experiences are personal and more truthful to us than anything or any lie the rest of the world would want to propagate before us.

That said, the info here, the Bible, the world mysteries being taught, personality of entities whether supreme God or not, Yahweh, Satan, etc. are all subject to scepticism.

For example, people go to churches, but the fact is that not all of them believe half percent of things being taught there. Knowledge anywhere is subject to scepticism.

So also is the info here, because there are many variations/version of esoterism elsewhere. Yours is unique I must say, and I do use them to connect some dots about info I get elsewhere, but we also continue to search and mine for knowledge, hence the scepticism.

So my dear, no one is mocking you or not believing. In fact, you should give us credit that we flow with your info and reason and commune like mature people not like jesters. If we are not on the verge of reasoning with your info, we would have found our ways outta here! It is simple.

Many people will tell you they don't have time for nonsense and kiddies stories but here we are staying with you and flowing with the wonders. It shows we are noble to some extent.

As for Freeze, my comparison was toward the exposure I thought you dreaded, I wasn't saying he knew much, after all with his campaign of teaching the right things as it was taught in the scriptures as against the lies of the Nigerian church giants, he still makes some little little mistakes in his teachings which I saw, but I was ok with majority of what he did. He is limited to the scriptural info.

So forget about him, he was only used as an analogy.

Finally Sisterfire, I didn't even think it that you would be this offended. So chill and relax.
I am sorry. Forgive my manners, maybe I speak too much a times.

Don't be angry, okay?

killmods:
Some girls actually love being choked while u fvck em

Chai.... I guess different strokes for different folks. A man's meat, another's poison!

Vinnie2000:
Lolsss..
OP, Where did you get all dis Funny tweets from?
Dat one said 'Stop Pressing Somebody's neck'!

What where they expecting b4?
Is it Not the American artiste Doja Cat that was singing 'Bite me, Choke me, Slap me, Spank me, in her song, Need to know?

Some Guys are Strictly following the Advice!

Na rapist dey press neck
And also, why would someone be chewing nipple like ponmo wen you no be animal

Casterboy:
There's this Odour that booms out whenever my brother's wife passes me, I've been keeping it secret, but I can't take it anymore. My brother and his wife came to my place to visit me, they've stayed for two weeks.
My only problem is this strange Odour that comes out from his wife's body. Should i let my brother know about it or should i mind my business. Nairalanders should advice me, matured mind only.

Has she bleached away her melanin? If she's bleaching, it can cause it whenever she sweats... Very disgusting

Also, consider all the things spoken above by others too which may be the cause.

SisterFire:
...Don't be scared dearest ! I made that story up and garnished it with names like ahasco and philipson together with u my target but you are smart enough not to fall into the trap ...
...That my friends bro in DSS custody indicted with terrorism is you and that criminal ,thief and prostitute is me .
You made me construct such story to tell you things that will likely transpire if you have contact with me.
Who is DSS if not those who does dirty jobs for politicians , top ritual pastors , Nwo (satanist movement ,i'm on Antichrist side )
I am free laying curses on several humans because I have no dealings with normal guys ,
Eyes are watching us , I might not be harmed but you and when this happens that is a stab in my heart .
My crime might be going against the initial plan of the order to shut up but when you are caught it will be terrorism upon terrorism crimes , then you as my accomplice will suffer torture unimaginable for no reason .
Their are hidden things underground you don't know ,
Now see where mods placed my thread and I wonder y they haven't deleted it... What is my crime ? Nothing,
Nigeria security systems are dull and dumb but the problem is whitemen who will want to disgrace my soul for insults on their tool of suppression upon earth ....

You asked me y do I show pastors myself and I don't want to meet you ?

because I present 6 different faces
One is 26-30yrs fair sister Axxxs
Another a randy black faced madam 55- 65yrs
Another a willful face ,an fair agnosist with a wrinkled face that's my catholic face .
So on ,I do tie cover ups and wigs on
,no one visits me in my house, live mostly in the church during power crusade.
All these are analog self I present to the church with just 3 phone numbers and the rest no phone tactics( as an analog aunty)
Sharp I haven't finish
I have belly wear that makes me look like a potbellied woman, and an artifitial bottom I used wrapper on .
This is what I do to ease my way in crumbling the church to absolute desolution.
Any church I set foot has started decaying already . I am the virus that crumbles the church ,just like one of the queen elizabeth's son is the virus against overpopulation.
If a 14yr old Vanessa can talk like an old woman y not me full of couple of years ( who toasted men at 11yrs now I am 46yrs old)

Don't bother explaining the analogy, I sensed it and I understood it partially before your explanation.

Now, the meeting I meant isn't physical, I only meant chats. But if you consider it dangerous, who am I to say otherwise.

However, isn't it funny that you think here is safe for you with the amount of info being put here. It's an irony that you want to remain hidden while you type massively about things considered to be many secrets of the ages.

Whether you are real or not, many will consider you as just a wannabe because your info lots will be laughable to them and will be considered as something only fit for fantasy stories. Only few are interested in them (real or not).

Only shrewd eyes and souls interested in unseen secrets would be interested in probing you. And also, if there are enemy entities in the flesh guarding these secrets, they will be interested in your matter.

My point is that I think this place is open enough to set people after you if they mean business and they are that scared. And then you also interact where you are and have friends, they can come through them too. My own matter is a small one.

Also, you aren't coming out openly to criticize them na so they can know you. I think people like Daddy Freeze (even though he doesn't speak esoterism like you) fits this more.

Freeze is an open and fierce critic of these Lying pastors although using the scriptures to aid his teaching and there are many more, whites on YouTube exposing various secrets especially in line of alien stuffs and hidden encounters (world govt. /individuals).

And they are still standing, no one has killed them. Best is to label them as drunks and story peddlers.

So, I think you are still hidden if you are scared about your person, unless you really come out on social media and begin to pour out these things.

But you know best Sha!

stockwise:
Where can I find this (the bolded)? I'm in love with one church girl, I'd love to impress her with the quote..
Got it from Google...thanks!

Oh, I thought I sent it o... Sorry, maybe I forgot when I was on system or network interrupted it. Na song of songs 8:7 jare

SisterFire:
...it's still me
That story up there about my gwagwalada friend didn't happen, I cooked it up ...it was a trap for you sharpwriter and a trap for only you and potential you alone ... But you maneuverd it smartly

Smiles ... I should have known it when you were on top of ma case. Now, you making me scared

SisterFire:
... Let's tank god you are not that guy Mr sharpwriter .


Talking about your smartness it defies smartness itself ,it is wisdom & smartness in play ... ,I am indeed very stupid underating you ...hehehehehe .laff in Taiwan

Am I sure some playful broda or sista haven't gotten hold of your phone playing here on nairaland? What is the flattery for? I don't need it abeg. Smartness dey him lane abeg.

SisterFire:
... Calm down dear sharp sharp !
Will you receive that torture for that criminal good for nothing girl if you are my friend's brother?...I want to know if he is really bewitched by that criminal witch of a girl.

I'm done with your friend's brother palaver. My own troubles and problem presently is more than mount Kilimanjaro. To each his own.

But let me help you and come from a possible angle. I mentioned earlier about LOYALTY. No matter how we think the world is fvcked up, certain things are not impossible. People dont believe in Romeo's love again but that doesn't makes it extinct.

Even the Christian Bible said MANY WATERS CAN'T QUENCH THE FIRE OF LOVE. So, some still love when they already have soul ties, they can love until death. Maybe your friend's brother falls in same category.

So, if this kinda tin happins to my soul too (you know sometimes you can be helpless here, that is, soul in love), then sure I can stand in the gap to receive the torture.

It's a world of probability and possibility! You know this, now I am done with your friend's brother wahala! I no dey interested again.