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firsttymum:
Olokings and shawlar see u people o.... $300 mill Haaaaa... Let's negotiate lol

Zoemummy abi na.... Hahahhahahhahhahaaaahahha

Modath true true... U just hit the nail on the head. God sent u an angel.. Which is all that matters. I'm sure you'll never forget ur experience.

Olokings for the picture the photographers are at the hospital abi?

Don't worry about negotiations, if u give birth to a gal, she don get ready made husband be dat....
Just do what u do and predict d powerball nos for us so that ur intending sil will be 'stinkingly rich' - lolz

As for the picture thingy, I was armed with my camera & my wifes Ipad and my mother also took pics with her Iphone, so we got alot of pics of the process

firsttymum:
I no talk am? Chai Chai....

Kpekusing at the same gaddamm period abi day sef.... hahhhahahahahahahhahahahahaha
I troway salute.
Congratulations to you dearie @ shawlar.
Mini shawlar and olokings is born.....
We give God is glory... I'm so excited... Congratulations once more

Thanks alot firstty... We would celebrate yours soon IJN.

olokings:
Hahaha. ........
Totally. ..
Oya na first please of u don't mind I'm would like u to pm me the winning powerball numbers Pronto. .at least as your gift to my son. ..

@shawlar u also had a boi. ....sweeeet. ..
Guess we can say we were in d spirito Santos wen we were doing the archery acing for a precise hard target. .

Congrats and best wishes to ur precious one and wifey.

Congrats again. ..this is kool
We too been discharged n relaxing back at the apartment now

Thanks alot boss... Yes, we were in the forefront @ the same time without even knowing it and both came out successful.. You know great minds think alike, although you are a 3 star general while I'm just a 1-star...... *salutes*

Na wa oo... winning powerball nos for jst ur son alone.?? Isn't that like $300m...?? He must share am wit him 'broda-4rm-anoda-fada' oo... lolz

First of all, Congratulations to @olokings and @gaggle on the birth of their LO's. May the babies be blessed and gifted specially by the Almighty God IJN.

Here is also announcing the birth of 'mini-shawlar'. He was born on the 29th of sept. We used oakbend & Dr. F and the whole birth/delivery process went on very smoothly. Mummy, baby and daddy are all doing well and discharged 4rm d hospital already.

In other news, i think we can now safely confirm that @firsttymum has mystic powers becos....

firsttymum:
Looks like ur wife and olokings wife might put to bed around the same period.
To think the kpekusing was mayb d same day sef....
Lmfao... Hahhhahhahhahhhahhaha.

.. so if you need info to place a bet on anything, I think firsttymum is your best bet... (see what I did there.. ??)

olokings:
Boss,
I stand corrected but I think that ban may not be applicable to everything ooh...
I have swiped my Stanbic card for transactions worth over $500.00 at a tyme.....
@firsty is #high lets poke at her tinker with her BOP n make her blow a cap...

U shouldn't compare stanbic to those other banks jare - they r on another level...
One thing you can't be corrected on right now though is your assertion on firsttymums state of mind, considering the below - lol

firsttymum:
the penis might have been hiding. Or it was too huge to believe it's a penis.... Hahhahahahhaaha don't mind me..mayb it was hiding or mayb u checked too early. Same thing happened to my SIL

Ok thanks alot...

@Nasadiva - congrats on the birth of ur lil one. Its good it turned out to be just one, not two or joint . May the blessings of God rest on him and you also.

olokings:
Dust ur naija card. ..
Mk d bank chop ur moni tk pay ur sisters n brothers salary. .lol

The Naija banks that'll then limit how much of my own money u can spend per day...??

olokings:
Aswear d meth weh u smoke na quantum dynamics dem use calculate am.
.lol

agreed.., the amelica air come join put sef...

olokings:
Okie so this BOA thingy got me thinking.
1. How do u fund the account?.
Do u lodge in cash which I surmise you got from ur PTA (wch is ur case is $4k)... If u did, then haven't that defeated the point that u wanna do self (cash) payment.
2. Reviewing the bank charges and monthly charges, correct me if I'm wrong (because I got no clue on weda dis boa guys have got ATM surcharges) but comparing the resultant charges on the BOA card and the fact that you have grossly moved ur cash in hand into credit balance with the bank doesn't that have its own negating effect as it is.
3. If u are eventually going to fund it from ur own account by intl swift transfer I bliv u are gonna yet be paying the same bank charges wch u were running away from in the first.?!

Firstly, the cash/self payment package in the hospital doesn't necessarily mean paying in hard cash. I think its better termed upfront payment. U can also use ur card, swipe and use d debit option or count out the cash; Whichever way, as long as the hospital gets paid immediately.

I think most people open bank accts in order to avoid keeping or carrying around so much cash. Its also easier to use for online shopping et al - than 1 naija bank saying I can't spend more than $300 or so. My wife travelled with over 8k and I got her to open the BOA acct but when I hear say the minimum bal. na $1500, fear grip me... . plus if ur bal goes less than that in a month, u get charged around $7. They also opened a savings acct for her too. Anyways, I'm going to go into the bank on mon to talk to them cos my sis (who has had an acct for over 3yrs) doesn't abide by the min bal thingy and she doesn't get the monthly charge either

I'm not sure oh, but I don't know of any individual that funds their amelica acct by swift transfer from naija.. I'm sure the bank charges r ridiculous (as usual). Most peeps jst bring in d cash and deposit it

wow..... this firsttymum flight/poe story na season film oh.... pt 1-4
we thank God that it all ended well sha , even though they made our iron firsty cry...
U should describe that bad belle woman in MMA so that every1 will look out for her

As for me, got tired of waiting for cheap united ticket to go join wifey... Bought the expensive ticket like that sha and flew direct to houston last week...
Both flight and poe were uneventful - just the way I like it[b][/b] . At 1st I didn't want to tell the CBP officer that I came for the birth of my child in order to avoid unnecessary questioning ... but when she asked what I'll be doing in houston for so long (4 weeks), I just told her jare (after initially jst saying vacation). She just nodded & asked how we were going to pay - told her and then she advised against accepting medical aid.

Congrats to every1 that has recently had successful poe & VO stories and also to queen nefertiti 4 the near-completion of her expedition - I might also need the contact for that etc oh...

@olokings, I see you - No mind those dubai people jare, dem dey find who dem go use do scapegoat 4 their wey pai.....

olokings:
Come! What are you women saying!
Nerf you for that matter. ....abeg, abeg abeg. ....
Pls jejely for the sake of peace. ...mk she go an averagely safe hospital born the pikin then u ready that moni tk dey do upkeep. ...
Love child can and should never be more privileged than legal child weh be boy for that matter. .
The guy wan die young?
Your wife and her some go just wayonly kpef u in ur sleep if they here this nansense

olokings:
Weh u no pet woman, set her right psychologically emotional physical how do you expect to have her goodies.
You have to set the mood b4 you scatter the sheets. ..abi na doll she be. .abeghi. ...there's Noone who's libido can't be raised. ...
Kai I dey vex. ....mk o quiet b4 I'm ruptured. ..

Is this really olokings... Haba, what happened to all the nice pristine english..?? The guy don vex ooh

whatever happened has happened, I don't think its right to take it out on the unborn child.. After all, its not his fault that he is a love child - he didn't ask for it

olokings:
Coughs with you ma'....
Hmmmm....looks left n right. ..peeps n stroll with eyes popping like one who just break wind in an elevator. ..
Even the VO go trip for the stunt..

Phema:
*coughs*

Will be right back.

Before, na tea una dey drink
Be like say una need share cough syrup this time around

el2015:
@shawlar. Just one. I knew I'll be murdered before the post.

just one? okay, no snip-snip then

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LadyGuinivere:
Snip indeed. Naija man go gree?
Berra go and restitute and beg ya wife. I de feel holy today sef na y I hol' ma mouth. Person wen talk ds kain thing on the visit visa thread, I told him karma would get him denied visa. Them cuss me taya I no send...

modath:
On another note, why on earth did you have a regular & caught feelings if it was really about scratching an itch?

@modath, Isn't it better to just have one (a regular) than for him to be jumping from pillar to post...??

But @el2015 u for wrap up now...... or depending on how many children u have already, snip-snip...

nefertitiram:
What happened to raincoat?

justwise:
Condom is very expensive though $30K would have got you a lot + peace of mind

modath:
Immaculate conception ??,gerraraara yia mehn!
As my beloved cousin will say " with some females, you gats to double up"!!
On another note, why on earth did you have a regular & caught feelings if it was really about scratching an itch?

modath:
Why on earth did you not wrap it up mehmnnnnnn!

You F up big time...

I have a feeling the thread is going to be derailed again..... but this time, it doesn't matter

@el2015 - get ready for a grilling

el2015:
Great Job you're all doing.

I'm legally married with a kids.

I have a refusal record with the US consulate.

And hope we won't look stupid knowing fully well polygamous is not practised in the US.

oh boi.... see question oh.... This one na further maths, some dy/dx ish
Some gurus dey take cover, some have gone to do research 4 this one.... lolz...

Anywayz @el2015 like firsttymum said, she has to be able to provide proof of strong ties over here.... family,school,work,business etc
About paying the bills, if she works or has a business and its possible for her income to cover the costs, i suggest she 'sponsor' herself (of course wit ur money in her acct) in order to avoid the complication of having ur name on her form....

^^^^^^^
OOOOHHH.....
SHOTS FIRED...!!! SHOTS FIRED...!!!

*takes cover*

firsttymum:
And the tea just got better... Dammit

MODATH and Nefertitiram waffles and syrup pls
Olokings more popcorn

Abeg me I need the tea sef ooh...
rain kuku dey fall 4 here....

.. I go bring sandWINCHES

olokings:
chief,
welcome back first of all...
in as much as we have librarians, there are references to books and these librarians can buh only give you these references and may be recommended a few books that may/may not give you better insight to the knowledge you seek.

@newbies, we understand that y'all newbies n stuff, buh nothing beats the satisfaction we get from knowledge sought after and acquired with our own sweat and not being spoon fed. veterans are always here to assist when you find yourself in a hook, buh c'mon, we all got lives outside NL here. so lets give credence where due.

peace to everybody and i am going back to copying firsty's my default response to vague qz.

@olokings.. o'boy see your long response, U think they'll read it...??
Peeps that can't/won't be bothered to read a few pages back...??

Anywayz, in case u guys haven't noticed, the forum has been derailed yet again..... on something that has been overflogged severally......
y'all should have jst allowed firstytymum's/olokings default to speak 4 itself and we move on....
me, I'll jst sit here and continue to form unlooking to all such

modath:
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Wetin u do dem?? ;DI sure say dem dey wait make I buy ticket first b4 dem do promo

Na as dem neva gree reduce ticket price ooo....

United tickets still @380k and my scheduled departure date is getting real close.

modath:
See this my sister oooo, you lucky no be small..you still have a chance of returning the girl clothes & getting boys.

I didn't discover till the day of the delivery & what makes our case interesting was that we weren't discharged till 2 days to naming & so didn't have a chance to shop!!

Na gal christening gown my son wear oo

You had better hide the pics from him when he's grown -
He'll jst be like my cousin who gets angry whenever his elder sister displays a pic of him in girls clothes when he was small..... plus make up n all
lol, alwayys causes an arguement but we still have a laugh @ his expense

twizzie:
Mamas heading to NYC, You might want to check out Airfrance...Some good deals are on!! I have been looking out for the kinda United deal that we experienced last year...

Abeg if u see united deal make I know ooo...
Those people jst get me 4 mind... I sure say dem dey wait make I buy ticket first b4 dem do promo and time aint on my side

olokings:
lol...
pinkies ain't no biggie...
sha boi cute, dress him up and he ll enjoy being pet like a babe....
makes him get better in touch with his feminine side..

firsttymum:
We don't want him in touch with any feminine side at all.. The way d world is now en, if u son touch baby doll fear go catch u

true talk oo... This is what happens when boys get too in touch with 'feminine side' - http://lindaikeji..com.ng/2015/08/meet-twin-boy-aged-four-who-insists-hes.html

firsttymum:
lmfao so u were patronizing me with title? Duh it didn't work

Haba...!! patronizing ke...?? Not at all... Ur wealth of information is unsurpassed..... Browsing thru d posts will verify that

*Oya, let your head swell*


But seriously tho, much kudos to u

firsttymum:
ahahhahahhaha chai na so I don turn encyclopedia o.... Grandpa

Oh boy United isn't smiling o... This one en, u r on ur own.

@firsttymum So after all the hype wey I don hype u... U can not solve simple ticket-price problem
seems like I'll have to withdraw my encyclopedia tag

@Nasadiva, I hope u r not going to dress your boy in cute pink onesies & all - lolz
But come to think of it, r u sure that they are not two in there, as in 1boy & 1 girl...??


@Terese69, congrats on the birth of ur LO.

olokings:
Firsty is still plucking ugwu leaves at her backyard ooh. ..
She never go amelica yet! .

gaggle:
eeeh is @firsttymum going to Northside *confused *. Cross check again.

Don't underestimate that woman oh... It will just shock you that she'll have the answer that @geeteeai seeks...
She's like an encyclopedia on this topic... Much kudos to her

*ahem*
@firsttymum, abeg when is united going to reduce their ticket price make I port go join wifey..??

Hein...!!! Grand dad..
Abeg make una never give me double promotion oh..... I still pause 4 a sec when peeps address me as 'daddy-2-be' sef. Let me first get used to that one before una give me new title

firsttymum:
hahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahahahahahaha u r among o... Grand dad like u... Shawlar sef is among.... See the way I'm laughing.., people might begin to think this preggy woman is going crazy

See my oga for here oh...., Me, i still be recruit , No, i mean lieutenant -- I'm a commissioned officer....lol

olokings:
hahaha....
na three (3) star general abi field marshall sef you dey talk about so ooh...!!

Shun, sir..!!! *salutes & puffs out chest*

jayjay4lyf:
For me bank of America, I only used my international passport to open d account

Abeg, What's the advantage of opening an account there?
Apart from using our naija ATM and cash?

Naija ATMs and their outrageous exchange rates & charges.. No way...!!!

You are better off with just cash but not everybody is comfortable carrying so much cash around or keeping @ home. Hence the bank acct.
Also to avoid the stares/looks from d store attendants when u spend so much in cash while shopping - U knw that their society is not cash based like ours

firsttymum:
Back to where to Amelica?
I hail u too op

Amelica...?? Not yet oh, should go & meet wifey soon but I never even buy ticket yet...
I meant back to the forum..., took a hiatus to enjoy my re-bachelorhood
Its now time to prep 4 fatherhood...

firsttymum:
haba... Hahahhahhahahaha I can't just imagine my son having oyibo style penis...

lolz, I still can't forget that person that termed it "corner - kick" preek.... - hahahaha, had me in tears
In future, your LO's wife would just be vexing for you; you won't knw its cos u gave him oyinbo style...

.....AND I'M BACK...!!!!

sho..!! Just this small time I was away 4rm the forum, see how many new LO's we have...
It shows that the[b] yuletide gbenshin[/b] of last year was on point

Congrats to Zedaii, fizzywah, nefertitiram and triple congrats to Nogen - Ur story blew me away.

May the Almighty One bless & protect all ur LO's - Amen
Y'all can invite me for child dedication oh since I've missed out on naming ceremony -

Congrats to all those with successful visa & POE stories too - We'll welcome ur LO's in no distant time also


@olokings, firsttymum, anonymousmum, phema - I hail una oh

FinanceFitness:
On this boredom issue - if there is no medical reason to travel early and you have the heart, there's no point rushing to the US - especially if you plan to be honest at POE.

If you're gangster like me, travelled late and had my baby 3 weeks after arrival (flew delta - so no restriction) - I had week 1 to rest and the other 2 weeks spent shopping. Leaving when my baby is 4 weeks - 2 weeks for postpartum relaxation and adjusting to baby, 1 week for document processing, last 1 week for final shopping and off I go home!

@Financefitness, I remember ur POE experience. I also remember thinking 'this woman get mind oh' when reading it. Like u said above, a person needs to have heart & be gangster like you in order to attempt it. Unfortunately/fortunately for my wife, she doesn't possess the required combo, so make she dey bask in the boredom small while me I chill here with my bottle of cognac which she would have otherwise gone to hide

shrekandfiona:
Your wife should register with uber, for now it's the cheapest mode of transport without stress. The metro buses here have specific hours it berths at each stop so not advisable.

I have visited houston zoo, the galleria and so many shopping malls here that my host that has lived here for over 15 years hasn't had the chance to visit

Let me suggest places for her; the galleria, West Oaks mall, West chase shopping center, houston zoo, houston museum and aquarium are also close to the zoo, memorial city mall etc. She can use GPS to locate their exact miles/minutes drive from her location to have an idea of the distance cost.

Thanks @firsttymum, favouredgal & shrekandfiona for the uber suggestion. I had already told her to give it a try but she's not really a techie person so shes kind of reluctant... Anywayz, i guess when shes bored enough she'll jump on it otherwise she'll hold on till my coz finishes with his exams... Cheers all

firsttymum:
Uber! I think
Is ur flight from gidi?

yes oo..

Hey everyone, I need some info. My wife is getting very bored in Houston... The person that was meant 2 assist with transporting her 4 shopping, sightseeing etc is currently unavailable (for a while at least). I seem to remember sum1 here saying he/she has a trusted contact in houston that provides transportation services that are not as expensive as the regular cabs... Kindly share/re-share contact details pls


@firsttymum, abeg do ur magic. departure 3rd week of sept - return last week of oct.. preferably united. TY