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Lule Pii (LP) in action

OloyeVIII:
Common slap! 1 million naira bail!. ..Any day wey police go slap me, if i no die.. call me bastard.

Whether for mortuary or for inside cell, one thing is certain, you go gentle las las.

Use your time and energy on making money or becoming a subject matter expert in your field. Naija police no worth your precious blood.

You are entitled to whatever interpretation that suits your narratives. Come May 29, reality will strike your coconut head.

Jman06:
No be only UNILAG na UNI'RAG'.


You want to compare that mushroom University with the GREAT UNIBEST

You must be a certified comedian

I was curious too but these are the kind of funny stuff you read online. I was wondering at what point in history Uniben became a school rated above Unilag.

dazzlingd:
Has there ever been any ranking where Uniben ranked higher than Unilag?
When mentioning schools in Nigeria, Unilag UI or OAU are in tier 1, Uniben should be in Tier 3

Is that the lie you share with each other at to your shekpe joint?

Simple005:
[You must be sleeping on the same bed with your mother, you don't have anything in head , so dumb]It's insane to think that Nigeria's voters renewed the tenure of APC which made Nigeria become the POVERTY CAPITAL of the world and one of the most TERRORISED COUNTRIES on earth within 8 years.

What happened on the 25th February presidential election day was that Mahmood Yakubu on noticing that Tinubu, Atiku and Kwankwaso, were sharing the votes of their particular class of the electorate, and the Labour Party was winning, and leading with a very high margin; he disabled the systems for electronic transmission of vote results from the BVAS to INEC server.
He thereafter took to manual collation of votes and manipulated vote numbers; quickly pronounced APC as winner of the presidential election; even before he got half of the results from the presidential election.

Hang in there. Don't expect to be a guru in just a couple of years. You may not acknowledge this but you are way better than when you started this journey.

Find materials on algorithms and on data structures. Let google or ChatGPT bail you out but review the steps a few times for better understanding.

Remember, skills development is all about repetition and that leads to expertise.

Lexzeey:
I am going to be 29 this year, I bought two courses on udemy last year, first one is about designing, I have finished it, I had some challenges but I overcame although I feel I'm not good enough to work with my design skills, now I'm into the second course( fullstack development) and it has been tedious and stressful, I used to be intelligent when I was in school, stopped at ND because they was no money to further my education and get HND, instead of staying idle I decided to learn those skills, now I'm not grasping anything, I'm learning and giving my best but no results, I just can't grab it, I don't know wether it's because I am too old or b because I am bad at math, pls advice me on how to to actually know this, I want to be proficient enough to know it instead of googling and using chatgpt to bail myself out always.

If that is what your heart desires then you are never too old. If you don't start now then in 2 years time, you would start blaming yourself for not starting at 29. Bro, you can start at 40 or more, just don't have an employee mindset at that point. Always have a 5-year plan that leads somewhere. Always learn the business side of whatever you do. It is not about your age. A 22 year old may only have just 3 or 7 years left in this world, so stay positive and go for your dreams. Life is just a temporary stage, age is irrelevant as long as you are physically and mentally sound.

Na only mouth IPOB man get

Reno got it right again, emotions aside. We have never been a nation of saints, not on my street, not on your street. We need to clearly understand a situation first before we address it.

No one here is fooled by any loudmouth Chibuzor whose father is a failed drug mule in Okokomaiko foaming in the mouth & insulting Tinubu on every Nairaland thread.

slowice:
So this is how we will spend 8yrs doing guess work about the health of our president..... Lol one chance

All work na work. 8 yrs experience monitoring the health of the president online on a CV may sound great to some employers. It's a personal choice and personal issue

Tinubu touched all the 36 states and FCT at the same tempo during the campaigns.

Atiku operated like 1970s kick and start car disappearing and reappearing at his convenience. He did not touch all the states.

Obi did not touch all the states and was initially very stable and agile. Towards the end of the campaigns, he was sounding like an exhausted sallah ram on judgment day. He clearly tired out.

Reno may be an irritant but he is often spot on.

Chest-beating is repulsive and it's like watching the sad display of a madman. To the madman, people are either admiring or envious of him.

Let our brothers cope with this loss in peace abeg.

May 29 is a day that they dread and they are clutching at everything clutchable to make them feel better to handle the piles of bitterness brewing inside them.

Even some of their prophets and pastors have given them palliative prophecies on Tinubu getting disgraced and arrested on that day then power handed over to Osinbajo or Obi (backed by their prophets' personal books of Nigerian constitution). So many of them are waiting with full impatience

maasoap:
So, you are still hoping for miracle that will make Obi be sworn in on May 29th instead of Tinubu the winner or Atiku the first runner up? You guys are maddening

Thank you, intelligent fella! This is a simple matter. Those who went silent on Obi's Pandora matter have no right blowing useless grammar here

omohayek:
But Obi is guilty of exactly the same "sin" as Tinubu is accused of here - hiding his ownership of foreign assets behind shell corporations. Just like Tinubu, Obi used his child's name to front his ownership, except that Tinubu's son is an adult, while Obi had no shame pretending a child could have been the owner of millions in US dollars. To rub insult in the injury, Obi's financial manipulations also occurred while he was a sitting governor.

I know none of the above will stop you from pretending that Obi is in any way better than Tinubu, even though Obi himself admitted to what he had done, excusing it in the name of "tax avoidance". You can't claim with a straight face that Obi's actions are permissible while Tinubu's aren't, unless you're so blinded by tribalism you think anything goes if "na my kinsman wey do am". Either both's actions are kosher, or neither.

My friend, this is simple matter o. Just join the hypocrites and turn yourself into another Aba-made Sowore and stop writing essay here.
Anyone that conveniently went mute on Obi's Pandora and is here writing epistle is a confirmed Aba-made Sowore. Shikena! I no get time

chidiokay:
Now that we have seen and read it, what do you want Nigerians to do, should we transform to FBI or EFCC and go pickup up Tinubu for what ??

Everyday we wake up yo read propaganda on Tinubu, is it out patriotism or a pathetic loser is spending heavily to push those news

When campaign is still ON after an election, its only logical to ask at these point all these daily updates of scandals on Tinubu is to achieve what ??

Since yesterday was on seyi Tinubu i was hoping today will be on Remi Tinubu ... make the propaganda go round Tinubu family abeg.

Remi Tinubu was former Olosho in Uk, 🤣🤣🤣

When I finish reading Obi's pandora papers I will add this one join. I will be a confirmed hypocrite if I play ostrich on Obi's corruption then turn to Aba-made Sowore on another person's corruption

BESTScientist1:
that's how Lamidi Apapa's eLuPee and Obi's eLulePee will still fight dirty

If after hearing what happened here, you still have the guts to buy land without proper verifications done then you deserve whatever outcome you get.

I agree that the law must go after any lawbreaker but that's up to those who lost their properties to come together and sue. FG lost nothing here, those who lost something should seek redress.

wasuka14:
Honestly to real settle this matter and make it never happen again. FG suppose arrest all the houses owners, the government staffs that collect bribe to give them approval and those who sold the land and jail them. No matter who they knw, they suppose get huge punishment. This is the only way we can wash our country of bad behaviors.
Now, UK just jailed Ike Ekeremadu for human trafficking and organ harvesting. I believe no Nigeria or any citizen of any country will try such on uk land again.
Until we allow rule of law in Nigeria, we will continue to witness lawlessness and bad behaviors.

Why did the thread starter cover the phone number? His family, friends and associates should be aware of his 'source of income' just in case he runs into any occupational hazard.

Don't mind our people. We know 'ourselves', it's all emotional blackmail.

Lifestone:
I'm sure the buyers were aware of the dangers but was hoping it will be resolved the Nigerian way. Over 200 houses survive only those that were considered security threat were demolished. I visited a friend in that neighborhood and I was surprised how people could stay or why government should allow citizens to stay in such a dangerous place and constitute security threat. Planes fly barely over those house. Me I can't stay there.

Every single adult Nigerian is 100% aware of this. People should stop the pretense. In my hood, one man blatantly built a mansion on a land that was clearly marked for road and drainage. He was shown the masterplan even before construction, he ignored it all as if it's nothing. They marked the fence with large X after 3 years, he painted over it.

In his case, A Pharaoh will soon come that won't know Joseph then some people from his 'tribe' will start the classical demonstration of "appeal to pity" as if that makes any sense in law .

willibounce1:
Beware of all these wicked real estate companies advertising lands and estate and deceiving people to buy lands. Many of them are not genuine. The land you buy today may be taken back from your children in another 20 to 30 years.

Ostrich. In law, they say in Latin "ignorantia juris non excusat."

In simple English, Thomas Jefferson said, “Ignorance of the law is no excuse in any country. If it were, the laws would lose their effect, because it can always be pretended.”

Racoon:
Why not take compelling action to force those erring to comply immediately? Why waiting this long since some people only need affirmative action to force them to do what is right?

Victim mentality, attention seeking and inferiority complex are serious fundamental personality issues. We just have to keep praying for our brothers still battling these things due to some ancestral experiences, wars, cannibalism and evil caste system. It is well with them.

seunmsg:
I thought only South west and northern Muslims are in Sudan studying courses related to how to Islamize Nigeria. At what point did Igbos also get to Sudan? Are they there to study how to Islamize Nigeria or what?

Btw, is Abike Dabiri the minister of foreign affairs or Geoffrey Onyeama?

We all saw how he saved Anambra with Hero beer as his only economic achievement

Hessem:
If Peter Obi decides to sleep in any country of his choice this night,he will go there comfortably but you, ordinary flight you never enter.
We are trying to save you so u will have future with your unborn children,u say na suffer you want.
U go suffer tire.
If Tinubu becomes president,Peter Obi will still be a billionaire but u go still dey Nairaland dey shout up and down .

Mumu

Yeye man thinks Nigeria is his tiny Anambra

BabaO2:
Spare us jor.
Go and collect whatever mandate u have in anambra.
Nonsense effrontery

Na spelling mistake. Na Obi's manhood we dey find.

Majesty7:
I think it is a high time we define what a mandate means to this confused man. Oga you have no mandate anywhere. Please go and rest

Online presidential poll

See backhand slap

irunokoisawerey:
Speak for yourself... I made fortunes in Buhari government... tons of that will drop after may 29... since you live in caricature house made from bush why won't you think others are like that... bushman... cry to hell you'll still burn hehehehehe... e choke

Nigerians have moved on from months of election wahala. All back to work and praying for a better era on personal and collective level.

Nice composition. The President-Elect Bola Tinubu will address these personal concerns of yours if found to be valid and not mere rantings of a sore loser

Johans2023:
who elected him? Only Mahmoud Yakubu selected him. In the history of this country we got a man with only 8 million votes. Out of 93 millions Nigerians the registered only 8 million voted for your so called president elect. Tinubu didn't get up to 10 % of the registered voters, how then do you expect him to govern the country when majority of Nigerians don't want him.

Beautiful. Great vision by our incoming president!

pocom35:
Good job Umahi..


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