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Haha. Hmm, let's see..

Alabukun: where two tablets fly around in space and break down wall-like thingies

Then there's this one, Laide cream or something, "Laide o, tiwa ni..." (can't remember the remaining part)

Toyota "Good thinking, Good product". The Japanese version of that phrase sounded funny, then.

"Spoil am, break am, nonsense to you." I'm sure everyone remembers the GP tank adverts.

Definitely attraction.

Infatuation? Well, no. Infatuation doesn't happen with me.
As I get to know the person, over time, I either start to like, or dislike the person, based on personality.

If nothing works out, I forget about it and move on.

Of course a guy who sleeps around can be called a LovePeddler. Look up the meaning.

It depends. Have you gotten over the bad feelings yet?

Me, I do not know about this, at all.

Valentine's Day means nothing to me...
Well, at least, for now.

I guess it's really just all about women dressing decently. I mean, most women wear tight trousers, and clothes in general, which brings about a very sexy shape that men find very enticing. Now, obviously, as was stated by Jesus in the Bible, once a man thinks of sleeping with a woman, he has committed fornication (somewhere in Matthew 5 or so), and yeah, constantly looking at women, esp. the ones wearing the tight clothes, is well, bound to fall...

Technically, there's nothing actually wrong with having a relationship with your cousin, except for the genetic relation, but cousins aren't as closely related as say, your brother/sister, father, mother or brothers/sisters of your father/mother. And as for Christians who will go on about how this and that is wrong, read through your Bible Leviticus details stuff about this I suppose...

I'm no expert in this things.

I hardly watch TV these days, and I can't stand to watch TV for more than 2 hours at a stretch. So yeah, I can basically "survive" without all TV shows.

Wait, what!

This question does not make much sense.

Well, the subject sorta explains it all.

I am in need of a second-hand Pentium IV processor, and my current budget is N12,000 (Twelve thousand Naira only). I can settle for clockspeeds between 2.0GHz and 2.4GHz at that price.

Any offers?

Thanks.

Laides who play hard-to-get just aren't, my, thing...

98 SE is actually much more stable than ME. Yes, it sucks that much.
Get XP SP 2

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"Age is nothing but a number."
Next time I hear that thing from anyone, I'll scream.

Stop whining. You haven't searched hard enough yet.
Seriously though, there are the good ones, and there are the bad ones. You just haven't been able to find a good one yet, as the bad ones outnumber them.

Simply put: Move on, my friend.

Doesn't surprise me one bit.

Anyway, EVERY Nigerian movie I've seen released within the past 6 to 9 months comes in 2 parts. What the hell!

EDIT: By "seen", I don't mean I've watched the movie.

I never really got the whole idea about Eedris' towel... Y'know, that towel that he likes to tie round his head.

DSP Alamiyegeisah (sp?)

Seriously, that man has inspired me.

NduGod:
Christians in this forum should know that the holy Bible is against it

BEST. POST. EVER!

Seriously, dude, what Holy Bible are you referring to?

Dude... Run! Fast! Like the wind... or even faster.
That's the best advice I can give you.

You can always have a second wife... having more than one wife is not a sin.

Or, you can just forget about her. You're s'posed to love your wife, anyway. That's why you got married in the first place.

Seriously, come on...

"when love finishes"?

Lol. That phrase sounds so funny.

If you got married to someone, you got married for love. If anything goes wrong, try as much as possible to fix it. Make it up to your partner, forgive, and forget. It makes things get better in the long run. All you need is patience and time.

I hereby nominate myself!
Oh, no, wait... it's "Miss" Nairaland..

Well, I can't really vote as I haven't seen the pictures of all the contestants yet. I've seen only vexxy's and hot-angel's...

Well, first of all, I hate your friend.
Two, that's just so stupid.
Three, she should stop leading him on and tell him straight up.
Yes, it's going to break the guy's heart, but then, he's got to move on.

LOL. If you really love the girl, you'd marry her. Then you can have as much sex as you want.

I'll go to sleep now.

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IAH:
...fake Paypal...

Well... that's new...

Heh, I can't complain about you not trusting Nigerians. It's expected.
As a Nigerian residing in Nigeria, I have to deal with it, when I place orders online, every freaking time! Oh well.