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Business / Re: Rice Seller Cries Out: The Money They Paid Me Turned To Something Else by shomutuski(m): 7:57pm On Aug 01, 2019
Davash222:
Primitive Nigerians, this is not juju, rather tricks.

They gave him 1000 notes of 30K, after he's done counting the money, they will tell him to bring the money, and swap it immediately with 10 notes covered with 1000 note. As you can see, the 10 notes are covered with 1000 note.




Alaye no they speak english here for likes!!!! Which trick?? It is pure voodoo man... it has happened to my dad right before my own eyes.

He just returned from the US and we where cash strapped at the airport. We called mallams to change 300dollar at the rate of 365 which would 109,500. pops counted it and he handed it over to me for counting. We split the cash and counted again to be sure, he immediately the mallam left the money became 13k right before our eyes.


Tell me it's not jazz abeg

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TV/Movies / Re: BBnaija: Enkay And Joe Are New Housemates by shomutuski(m): 10:14pm On Jul 31, 2019
Felixalex:
But what's the rationale behind evicting some pepper only to

add some more pepper again?

Well, what do i know?

This bbn show is crap... it's all scripted with the addition of extra housemates

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Sports / Re: Dangote Redeems $50,000 Pledge To Super Eagles [photo] by shomutuski(m): 10:11pm On Jul 31, 2019
Wait since ekong scored an own goal!!! Will dangote pay for that one since he's paying for every goal scored??

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TV/Movies / Re: Omashola: "I Am Ready To Mingle With Venita, I Will Cry If I Get Evicted" by shomutuski(m): 4:46pm On Jul 31, 2019
MrsNwaAmaikpe:
shocked shocked

Omashola the proverbial parrot of the house.


He is nothing more than a sissy coward.


A bvtch nvgga
Politics / Re: Chairmen, Vice-Chairmen Of 69 Senate Committees (Full List) by shomutuski(m): 9:13am On Jul 31, 2019
I wonder what all this committees are for!!! Pilfering and wastage
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye, His Father And Sons Hang Out (Photo) by shomutuski(m): 6:57pm On Jul 28, 2019
pastie:
good to know his father is still alive, but for like see his wife too.

Exactly my thoughts!!! He doesn't show her off like his boys
Celebrities / Re: What US Artistes Charge For Show. by shomutuski(m): 10:43am On Jul 28, 2019
Roon9:
2 chainz cheesy grin grin

Well if the above is true then Floyd mayweather could get a handful of these artists to personally sing for him till they die grin

Seriously Lllyod banks 8 dollars!?!! grin grin

Lmaaaaaaoooooo!!!! grin grin grin you are mad
Sports / Re: Real Madrid 3-7 Atletico Madrid: Diego Costa Bags Four Goal In Shock Derby Win by shomutuski(m): 12:22pm On Jul 27, 2019
mrjaydee:
If that real Madrid keeper coutouis die na Goal kill am this season


Lmaaaaoooooo courtois the basket

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Foreign Affairs / Re: President Macron Of France Is A Fool! - Trump by shomutuski(m): 12:15pm On Jul 27, 2019
Yusuf54:
Are you an American?


My question
Celebrities / Re: Davido Claims His Shoes Is $5000 Dollars (N1.8 Million) by shomutuski(m): 12:10pm On Jul 27, 2019
Philipmems:
Fools, shoe when no reach $500. Gullible Nigerians. Poverty is a disease.


Check the pricing on offwhite website and compare!!!! I'm not saying it's exactly the 5000 dollars pricing ooo...
Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy: Nigerians Love Me Now Because The Rest Of The World Does by shomutuski(m): 2:26pm On Jul 26, 2019
On becoming one of the richest Nigerian artists, he skaid, “You are only as rich as where you come from, and Nigeria has a lot of poverty.


Word

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Car Talk / Re: The Production Of The Volkswagen Beetle Ends Today by shomutuski(m): 9:37pm On Jul 10, 2019
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Celebrities / Re: Zlatan Ibile DMs To Olamide In 2016 (Screenshot) by shomutuski(m): 9:36pm On Jul 10, 2019
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Celebrities / Re: Nkechi Blessing Sunday Lied About Buying Benz Car (Photos) by shomutuski(m): 10:54am On Jul 06, 2019
delugajackson:
What most people do not realize is that these so-called celebrities are either border-line broke or do not have a lot of money.

They spend most of their lives trying to impress their fans which is why they just can't help but fake most of what they show off on social media.

Why would she post a car she hasn't paid for in the first place and then claim that God has done it for her? All these defense lines are not necessary. We know the truth. She's a fake ass bi.tch and a lying cunt.

Whoring, lying, scabby cunt she is
Crime / Re: Scales Ishola Remanded In Prison For N525 Million Internet Fraud (Photo) by shomutuski(m): 10:04pm On Jul 03, 2019
Lemme tell you!!! Nigga will serve time and come back stilk richer than everyone on this nairaland... Leads job they pay wella pass anything... I'm sure that's what he's doing!!!!

The only way to protect your investment is converting all your assest to btc and keep in an encrypted cold storage medium.

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Sports / Re: Cameroon Coach Seedorf Reveals His Major Worry Ahead Of Clash Vs Nigeria by shomutuski(m): 9:57pm On Jul 03, 2019
ralmix:
I sense fear
We never come dem don day fear
Make our bois share no shake the table give them



See you make dem they whyne u with reverse psychology!!!! You just they wath ball....
TV/Movies / Re: Mike Edward's And Wife, Perri Shakes-Drayton: Meet BBNaija Contestant (Photos) by shomutuski(m): 11:33pm On Jun 30, 2019
Bbn is a scam!!! Where are all those that labored at the auditions today? I bet not ome of them was selected bcus they are not marketable. ..

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Religion / Re: CAN Reacts To COZA Pastor Bidoun Fatoyinbo's Rape Allegation By Busola Dakolo by shomutuski(m): 1:55pm On Jun 29, 2019
CAN is just a b.S Excuse of an association
Crime / Re: Six Yahoo Boys Jailed In Abeokuta, Ogun State by shomutuski(m): 9:22pm On Jun 28, 2019
Omo see my guy!!!! The second man jumoraaa chaiii. Dem nab am last last.
Celebrities / Re: Stefflon Don Had A Child At 17 (Photo) by shomutuski(m): 11:34pm On Jun 27, 2019
iamJ:
I saw this coming, once your mata gather steam

Expect diggings


It's official burna boy wouldn't marry her

Who dey marry single mother 2019?

I rather become gay and cut of my balls than marry a single mother, single mother that's another mans remnant

If she was good why didn't the father marry her



Bitch nigga will you stfu u old as bummy backward ass nigga.....

Niggaz like u fvck shit up, with all your talk you gon still marry a hoe, if you ain't got notin good to say... hold your peace forever my nigga.


Nipsey was married to Lauren London! A woman who had a kid before and their marriage was the realest. So don't fucking judge man..

You can do better chasing money
Crime / Re: "How My Cousin Raped And Abused Me" Nigeria Twitter Lady Shares Her Story by shomutuski(m): 10:55pm On Jun 27, 2019
IamD18:
Okay!

Next customer please.

[img]https://i./3NpLR.gif[/img]


Lmao grin grin grin
Literature / Re: Olaokun Soyinka Writes Tonye Cole Over Airplane Seat Saga Of Wole Soyinka by shomutuski(m): 10:01am On Jun 27, 2019
Esseite:
Good one from the young lad, Nigerian youths should learn to stand for their rights and what is right.. and only give up such right at their own discretion..

For me Soyinka was only trying to use complex psychology on the young lad, if it was an honest mistake like his son claimed, it wont have created such uproar.




please he never insisted on taking anyone sit!!!! i'm sure of that bro.... you just commenting from a myopic view, wola has given so much to nigeria that none of us can ever give... there's no need to go about spewing thrash
Politics / Re: T.Y Danjuma Worth $1.2bn, Owns International Hotels – Bloomberg by shomutuski(m): 9:12pm On Jun 26, 2019
SarkinYarki:


Where did Danjuma steal your money , he retired from govt in the 70s and set up a thriving oil exploration business ..Go and call your Tinubu Thief and leave Danjuma alone


will you shut up, look at this poor hausa mugu defending a theif... all our founding fsthers are all thieves without excluding none

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Celebrities / Re: BET Awards: Burna Boy Dances To "Am I A Yahoo Boy" As He Wins by shomutuski(m): 11:49am On Jun 24, 2019
Switruth:
lol. That’s his girlfriend


Lies!!! You be their marriage counsellor abiii. That's not steff
Politics / Re: Abba Kyari, Kawu Awarded 10 TV/Radio Licenses To Self, Cronies - Daily Nigerian by shomutuski(m): 11:33am On Jun 24, 2019
Let me let you in on something!!! This right here is done all over the world but if you get caught, it becomes a crime..... those under our leader also use his powers to enrich themselves... it's very hard for any government parastatal to reject either employment or any message whatsoever bearing the seal "office of the presidency". That's exactly what that abba kyari has set out to exploit. That office of chief of staff wascwhere i was told to get acceptance letter if i wanna work in any petroleum mimistry in abuja.
Politics / Re: Ololade Akinsanya, MC Oluomo’s Son Graduated As The Best, "Gets $2.7" by shomutuski(m): 11:01am On Jun 23, 2019
Nice Achievement! !!! Why did oluomo allow tribal marks on his kids face... all of em why?
Celebrities / Re: "If You Knew My Whole Story, You’d Be Proud Of Me!" - Ray Hushpuppi by shomutuski(m): 10:50am On Jun 23, 2019
Kingosytex:
Ray Money!!


Whether you are living a fake life or not, i don't know. All I know is that you are balling very hard


NB: it costs money (a lot of money) to live the kind of fake life that this guy is accused of living


Facts my nigga
Sports / Re: Samuel Kalu Suffers Heart Attack, Rushed To Hospital In Egypt by shomutuski(m): 9:41am On Jun 22, 2019
Heart attack you say! Then it's the prerogative that he should retire without question. Heart attack and football are not brothers. Intense physical activity.

Of course been a nigerian, we won't pay attention to that, when casillas had a heart scare he retired immediately, i just hope we can put his state of health before any dumb match...

Them no they play ball for heaven oooo
Sports / Re: Egypt 1-0 Zimbabwe: Salah Far From Impressive In Hosts' Neat AFCON Opener by shomutuski(m): 9:32am On Jun 22, 2019
DeutschJunge:
How can you watch the opening minutes of that match and say he didnt show up? He created chances, not his fault his team mates did not take advantage of it.

The way people sit and write and critic people is just beyond me, give them the same opportunity and the cant perform 5%. Watching that match yesterday, you can see the class in him, he is a world class player.


Livrrpool fan

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran Shoots Down US Drone Aircraft by shomutuski(m): 8:50am On Jun 21, 2019
FashionCapital:
if only u knw how good this sound for other crude oil state 9ja included..or we have forgotten so fast the oil boom and the circumstances dat surrounded..over 42% of world oil comes frm the middle east.a war in that region means an increase in oil price in the int' market.....i don't wish for a war but wish to wake up and find crude oil at $150 per barrel...



BROO THINK THE OTHER WAY TOO!!! IT MEANS MORE MONEY FOR ALL THIS GREEDY POLITICIANS. THINK ABOUT IT

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