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Romance / Re: Best Friend Impregnates Corper's Wife In Lafia, Nasarawa by shomutuski(m): 4:18pm On May 18, 2019
JasonScoolari:
Truth be told, I was thinking of getting married next year but with stories of unfaithful and ungrateful she-goats all over the Internet, I don't think I will take that RISK anymore. Jason is scared, Oh yes I am, I nor want make any idiot come play with my heart like N10 buns.

Stories from Marbella003 (A nairalander) and this one sent a great shock to my spine


To see better girls these days hard, fake one's just full everywhere like Made in CHINA phone.

Don't be surprise that Elias might be using Vaseline to push the temptation away but the ungrateful demon called Tessy was gracing the bed of her husband "Best Friend"




I swear to God.
Romance / Re: Best Friend Impregnates Corper's Wife In Lafia, Nasarawa by shomutuski(m): 4:17pm On May 18, 2019
Davash222:
Women! Women!! Women!!!


I fear who no fear una!



Imagine she said she had abortions four times and the proceeded to say that it was temptations.....



All this lady's aint shvt abeg.
Politics / Re: Why Benin Republic, Others Get Stable Electricity Than Nigeria-TCN by shomutuski(m): 1:40pm On May 16, 2019
alizma:
I keep saying, distribute the prepaid meter to every house in Nigeria and you will see miracle happening in the power sector. The moment prepaid meter get to every home in Nigeria then the electricity distribution and use become real, fair business for both the seller and the user. The more you sell, the more profit you make. The more you pay, the more you can use. Tell me who will not want to make more profit in business?
Aside the fact that those countries have effective power distribution, the citizen don't joke with government agencies over there. In one of the Africa countries(not mentioned above), if you fail to pay your electricity bill after 5days grace on the due date, you are bound to pay 10% charge on the actual bill. And the agency don't have to come to your house to remind you but everyone already know what to do. If you are supposed to pay on 30th but couldn't meet up on that day or before 5th of the following month, when you are ready to pay, you just calculate the 10% , add it to the actual bill and pay.
A Nigerian in such situation will just abandon the thought of paying both the actual bill and the charges.
A lot of Nigerian will borrow credit from mtn,glo, or 9mobile, after using the credit to meet their urgent need, they throw the Sim card inside the nearest gutter and buy another Sim.


give them prepaid meter and nigerians will still do meter bypass... this country is the issue. being a nigerian sef nah big problem.

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Car Talk / Re: Checkout Trucks Produced By ANAMMCO For Dangote - Photos by shomutuski(m): 2:50pm On May 09, 2019
powerkey:


As foolish as you are, you are bereft of common sense.

Goats are better bro.

don't reason like a goat next time....


Epain this ewu


you're still displaying the stupidity that made him call you a foolish person

try and make correction bro
Politics / Re: Ned Nwoko Donates N100 Million For South East-Abuja Road Construction by shomutuski(m): 2:31pm On May 08, 2019
Warldbest:
Nice one. But what's his source of wealth


corruption like every other politicians

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Politics / Re: Buhari Inaugurates The Board Of The North East Development Commission NEDC by shomutuski(m): 2:14pm On May 08, 2019
waste of time, money, energy and space
opportunity to steal, embezzle, gulp, carter funds


North brought upon themselves all they are facing now i tell you and they would continue to experience it and worse.

1. when their region is the poverty capital of nigeria and yet they hold the entire resources of nigeria at ransom.
2. funds from oil rich delta are being spent by the core northerners comfortably in nigeria.
3. the north mainstream stinks of illiteracy


i can go on and on but i don't even wanna waste my time on a region that cant do shvt except choke their deluded illusion of supremacy down our throats...

Fvck The Northerners.

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Family / Re: Caught In The Web Of Affairs With My Wife's Friend by shomutuski(m): 1:20pm On May 08, 2019
Title of this post should be two married men wasting precious time on a LovePeddler

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Sports / Re: Qatar’s 2022 World Cup ‘Vagina Stadium’ Finally Unveiled (Photos) by shomutuski(m): 2:51pm On May 03, 2019
Shibaraba:
The vagina has always been a stadium


best comment ever
Romance / Re: Khaliah, American Lady In Search Of Nigerian Man Who Is The Father Of Her Son by shomutuski(m): 12:32pm On May 03, 2019
delugajackson:
Nowadays, niggas will get a girl pregnant, leave her and then follow her on Instagram to watch his child grow up.

DAMN!!!
Politics / Re: Dickson Signs Bill For Bayelsa Lawmakers’ Life Pension by shomutuski(m): 10:29am On Apr 29, 2019
efilefun:
Animals in human skin... Thieves, soon other states will follow their footsteps. Watch out for the increase in killings and ballot box snatching cuz it's getting more lucrative. Nigeria politicians are too wise for democracy we need to go back to military regime. Just some few rogues sharing the wealth of the country amongst themselves .

Although i support you, military would eventually become like this politicans too if they stay there too long....

We youths of like minds need a revolution. KIll all this politicans in their sleep..
Business / Re: Cbn Set To Launch Clean Note Policy, Banknote Fitness Guidelines by shomutuski(m): 9:00am On Apr 29, 2019
Nbote:
Pls dey shld concentrate on d #100 notes in circulation... Those notes are responsible for most of d Illnesses Nigerians suffer


iswear nd 50 Naira too
Business / Re: Would Dangote Be This Rich In America? by shomutuski(m): 8:38pm On Apr 28, 2019
mekaboy:
Considering the number of Nigerians dangote trucks kills on a daily basis, do you think dangote would still be this rich if his trucks killed that much in America?


Very valid question considering the power US judiciary wields, i just want you to know that the fact the trucks kill people doesn't mean it's dangote fault entirely, the blame rests on the driver, the maintenance team and other factors... if you put into consideration that dangote plc pays their driver close to 1 million naira annually as bonus for accident free driving apart from their salary then you know that something is wrong somewhere.

1. My first hypothesis is that most of those employed are not evaluated psychologically or dangote company picks unskilled drivers to save running cost which in my opinion should 80% the problem.

2. Rumours have it that it's a ploy by the owner of the company to replenish his wealth. Which i find bizarre but we can't just rule it out considering we're in africa the HQ of the fetish.

Whichever way u see it! It's a niggling issue we have to deal with.

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Car Talk / Re: 2020 Mercedes GLS Vs. 2019 BMW X7, Which Side Are You On? (Photos) by shomutuski(m): 8:26pm On Apr 28, 2019
mejai:
tight one here

just conduct poll.
like for benz... Share for bmw

Benz go soon start to they Bleep up...
Politics / Re: SERAP Writes Gov. Dickson, Asks Him To Reject Life Pension For Bayelsa Lawmakers by shomutuski(m): 1:09pm On Apr 28, 2019
shegoon:
Cant believe this!is this not same STATE that complained of no fund to implement the 30k minimum wage.Very soon the life pension package will be extended to their family members after their demise.Let's come together and say no to this

Let me let u in on a secret!!! You see all our lawmakers, they include their children names in the federal or state payroll account. So their kids get paid monthly like every other person..
Nigeria is in the gutter, an abyss of destrustion awaits all dz politicians...

I don't have a knack for killing, I would have preferred murdering them all in their sleep...

During my camp days in abuja, i met one hausa boy of like mind and he said to me that you people don't know what all dz politicians have done and still doing, that if we knew, we would murder dem all.
Politics / Re: Gowon & Awolowo Immediately He Was Released From Prison In 1966 (Throwback Photo by shomutuski(m): 11:44am On Apr 27, 2019
mrsteel:

Oga stop posting misleading info
Ojukwu started d division of Nigeria not murtala mohammed abeg!


He is correct!!!!

Our founding fathers have always played us like pawns pn chess npars, pitching us against each other for their own benefit. The north actually wanted secession under murtala.
Politics / Re: Gowon & Awolowo Immediately He Was Released From Prison In 1966 (Throwback Photo by shomutuski(m): 11:41am On Apr 27, 2019
Officialgarri:


After independence , I think Awolowo had less relevance in Nigerian politics .

He was no doubt instrumental in the actualisation of an independent Nigeria but the moment Akintola kicked him out, he became a mere 2 or three time presidential aspirant who kept loosing before he went into retirement.



I agree with you brother!!! He was also a greedy thief who wanted all for himself. Lowkey he was power hungry hiding under the umbrella of liberation. He was convicted of corruption then and sentenced to jail not to talk of his crime against the people of biafra as minister of fiance under gowon. I am yoruba, no one should pls disturb me with quotes, i just stated the truth, he fought for himself only, y'all better wake up and stop the eulogies to him. He was the atiku of the 90's.
Crime / Re: Two Birds Fought To Death In My Compound Early This Morning, PHOTO by shomutuski(m): 8:06pm On Apr 23, 2019
maynation:
No way you won't see two Lions fighting with the way that your environment is....


Savage
Celebrities / Re: Mr Eazi And His Girlfriend, Temi Otedola Loved Up In New Photo by shomutuski(m): 3:04pm On Apr 22, 2019
mikejj:
grin mr eazi is a smart guy...he has back up plan ..nice one


Your head over correct
Family / Re: My Wife Told Me The Only Reason She's Still With Me Is Because Of Our 2 Kids by shomutuski(m): 9:11am On Apr 18, 2019
iTearHerToto:
Was she like that when your shattered legs were still intact? If NO then answer the following ;

1. Do you still bang her well the way you used to when you were whole

2. Do you still bang her well the way you used to when you were whole

3. Do you still bang her well the way you used to when you were whole

If your answers are NO then you're in for it cos she might do worse

These Hoes don't joke with good sex and the moment they can't get that from you they go on a search and if unfortunately for you they find a solution then you are a loserangry

Someone is already fvckiing your wife stupidly angry.

Forget all these you're not whole or strong enough crap, forget about money, cos they don't care. The only thing they care most about is to get banged well.. What's my own with bang sef It's Fvck, I say fvck them well and they will love you forever even if you are headless sad

It's either you do the needful and stand a chance to revive your deceased Love or run like a coward angry


how can someone be so telepathically connected to my mind!!! you've said all i wanted to say, the issue is all about giving her a gvvd fvcking iswear.....
Religion / Re: Apostle Chibuzor Chinyere: Daddy Freeze Speaks Truth, I Watch His Videos by shomutuski(m): 8:48am On Apr 18, 2019
alBHAGDADI:


Another fake pastors exposes himself.

If a man who pastors a church with nothing less than a thousand members could say this, then it means the members are all doomed.

How dare he say Daddy Freeze speaks truth? The same Daddy e that says Muslims don't need Jesus to make heaven even when Jesus said "I am the way, the truth and the life, no one cometh to the Father except through me"?

Well, I'll call what the pastor said about freeze a compliment to another false prophet.

No disrespect!!! We don't need Jesus to make heaven although we actually believe in him.
He remains a prophet of God and not his Son...
We also don't pray in his name, We pray in God's name.
Politics / Re: Priscilla Ekwere Eleje: 5 Things About 1st Nigerian Woman With Naira Signature by shomutuski(m): 12:55pm On Apr 17, 2019
clintz:
Is this not an act to christianize Nigeria?
looool
Health / Re: I Can't Sleep For More Than 3 Hours At Night And I'm Losing Weight by shomutuski(m): 12:43pm On Apr 17, 2019
Nbote:
I'm suffering from basically same thing... Mine is worse as d earliest I have to slip is 12 and somehow I'll still b up before 3.. Can't seem to slip for 5hrs straight

you've obviously disrupted your REM sleep cycle!!!!
this might be due to constant late night sleep.... it happened to me but i got rid of it by taking melatonin rich foods or just buy melatonin supplements at the counter at any pharmacy....

i'll advise you not to overuse the drug because addiction might set in and affect your body's ability to produce melatonin naturally....

get food rich in magnesium e.g banana, tomatoes, oats, ginger, rice etc....


also some steps to help you
1.....No Blue Light Exposure. Reduce your exposure to blue light 2 – 3 hours before bed. ...
E....Eat Right. Eating certain foods that are rich in melatonin can also help naturally raise your levels. ...
3...Lavender. Lavender scents induce a state of relaxation, which raises your melatonin as a response. ...
4....Sunshine. ...Red LED Light Therapy.

if all these proffered solutions doesnt work you need to see a doctor ASAP cus your losing weight catches my attention.

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Politics / Re: Wike Gifts Man Who Trekked For Him A Car, Celebrated By His People (Photos) by shomutuski(m): 11:44pm On Apr 13, 2019
QuotaSystem:
The height of mediocrity.

A community meeting over open drainages to celebrate a "Governor" for gifting a single sycophant an old used Corolla for trekking.

We sometimes really deserve the kind of leaders we get.


Walahi!!! All these politicians think they are doing us a favour with all this rubbish.... see the corolla sef not even sport

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Science/Technology / Re: Israel's ₦36 Billion Spacecraft Crashed Into Pieces During Moon Landing by shomutuski(m): 4:08pm On Apr 13, 2019
Richdad50:
shocked

There is a common believe the Igbo race migrated from Israel. I believe it 98% with 2% left for doubt. There disposure to creativity and engineering emphasizes my belief.

The Igbos are the most technologically advanced region in the whole of West Africa. I heard they built incredible weaponry and were also researching advanced chemical and biological warheads in the heat of the civil war. There is also a myth that they significantly helped the British army in designing powerful chemical lethal weapons like phosgene, chlorine, and mustard gas in WW1. Breathtaking!

There is no doubt Nigeria's industrial, technological, and advance military research developments are hinged on the rise of the East; the home of the brave and craftsmen with engineers heart.
K
Richdad


YAWN!!!! undecided

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Romance / Re: Man Fakes Police Arrest To Propose To His Girlfriend, In Ughelli, Delta State by shomutuski(m): 4:04pm On Apr 13, 2019
Nobodyperson:
Why are Afonjas so stupid eh?
They have evaded delta cry
It is well


English mvtherfvcker!!!!
Do you speak it??

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Crime / Re: Civil Servant Arraigned For Buying $140,000 US Property, Above His Salary by shomutuski(m): 11:22am On Apr 12, 2019
daddytime:
Lol...

Sometimes I just seat and wonder how civil servants and minimum wage earners can live in Abuja/other expensive cities, and comfortably afford the high cost of rentals which is often thrice or more of their annual salaries.

As a government, you rightly have a cap on salaries and how much you can pay your workers who must be living in these areas to be able to work for you but you forgot or choose to forget to place cap on rentals such that your citizens/workers won't be over-exploited and would have some change to feed and meet other needs.

How the government hopes to fight or discourage corruption without tackling these basics still seems to me like a mirage.

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Are You Ready For Ramadan? by shomutuski(m): 10:51am On Apr 12, 2019
when exaxtly would ramadan commence and end please
Sports / Re: Messi Gets A Broken Nose And Swollen Eye After Collision With Chris Smalling by shomutuski(m): 8:56am On Apr 11, 2019
MISTAICEY02288:
Nice one

Manchester United really did a great job tonight.. Haters thought we would be disgraced with like 3 goals upwards but it was just a goal to nil which isn't really bad.. If we could go to the 2nd leg with more enthusiasm and team spirit, we could pull off a stunt there..

For sure i know its gonna be difficult beating Barca at Camp Nou, but it's football and anything is possible... GGMU!


Illusion!!!! you can never match this performance in camp nou, even my grandma knows this. you failed to achieve your one objective that is winning at home. Manchester united can't beat barca 90 minutes at the camp nou. quote me anywhere

we could pull off a stunt there, stunt ko, magic ni.
Politics / Re: Which Government Institutions Is The Most Corrupt? by shomutuski(m): 3:04pm On Apr 10, 2019
rubbish list!!!!!

where's NNPC, PTDF, PPPRA, NDDC, NERC, PEFMB i'm sure most of y'all don't even know what PEFMB means
Celebrities / Re: Harrysong Shows The Exterior And Interior Of His House (Photos) by shomutuski(m): 1:27pm On Apr 10, 2019
soberdrunk:
It is obvious he didn't hire a professional interior decorator, the interior be looking like the village house of a rich uncle in 1996........ angry


my nvgaa will you stfu and stop hating!!! i'm tired of bvtch nigga like you refusing to acknowledge something good when you see it.... man up and hussle for your fam and don't forget to admit when you see a blessed nigga so urs can come too...
Celebrities / Re: Beverly Naya Slays In Miami by shomutuski(m): 11:29pm On Apr 07, 2019
Lowkey Hoe!!! One politician they bang am, nah so all of dem b...

Quote me and watch thunder fire u..

Onye ara

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