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Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests 27 Yahoo Boys In Ogun (Photos) by shomutuski(m): 7:43pm On Jun 20, 2019
See funaab boys here oooo.... My God, i know most of them from my my alma mata in Abeokuta. Chai!!!!! Smh

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Nairaland / General / Re: 3 Cars On High Speed Somersault On Top Each Other At Wuse Market, Abuja (Photos) by shomutuski(m): 10:26pm On Jun 18, 2019
Sincerely i passed there today on my way to grillz wuse 2!!! I didn't even know that it was 3 cars involved!!!!! Wait ooo, where they auditioning for fast and furious abuja drift ni?
Celebrities / Re: Yung6ix Celebrates His Younger Sister Birthday, ignoring the other Twin Brother. by shomutuski(m): 10:37am On Jun 18, 2019
Wigetsolar:
Maybe the younger brother asked yung6 to stop doing yahoo and he was angry. na joke o


Exactly my thoughts!!! Or possibly the boy no wan do yahoo. We'll never know d real ish, just trust they settle their ish
Romance / Re: Should I Get My Fiancée Arrested? by shomutuski(m): 12:11am On Jun 18, 2019
Godoverevery:

Mumu botton you say.....bro I be confirm street I was born and brought up in mushin Lagos....I finished from lautech....so I no be Mumu Wen it comes to ladies.
I have dated alot of ladies dat if you ask me start counting I won't even remember some.
But a man get to a stage in life were you have to move Into dat level of having a family and building a home.....my intention is to marry her early next year.....so I knew wat I was doing not like I was fooled....maybe that why am not angry.



Story!!!!!!! You aint from mushin, I'm from buhari street olorunsogo mushin..... i know a street boy when i hear one talking....


You just a sucker for love

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Celebrities / Re: Sandra Iheuwa: MC Galaxy Paid My N4m Ubi Franklin Debt by shomutuski(m): 8:44am On Jun 17, 2019
ijmbXpert:
4M? What music did MC Galaxy sing that generated that amount of money

yahoo music
Politics / Re: CBN Disburses N30 Billion To Oil Palm Producers by shomutuski(m): 8:21am On Jun 17, 2019
Cryomancer:
I pity people who still believe such news and dance to the joyful melody the media presents it in.

If you have ever applied for any government loan or support, then you'll know this country is irredeemably destroyed.


Too much paperwork and bribe seeking officials are everywhere...


broo i just applied for a grant for producing palm oil and i was told to pay 12k for form and extra 5k for fast tracking my application.... immediately my guard went up as per Lagos boy na.....
but reading this news is making believe all what that man told me in his office, i dont even know what to do
Politics / Re: Why Obasanjo Refused To Recognise June 12 by shomutuski(m): 7:28pm On Jun 12, 2019
maasoap:


Abiola was too ambitious? He killed himself? You even called him idiot!
You called him idiot and telling people not to mention you!
Well, I don't blame you, I blame your mother for not doing proper job raising you.


What a shame!!! As much as i have a burning desire to reply you, I rather have u talk to my face and watch me beat u into a pulp. Don't ever mention my mum again... yours supposedly raised u well abiiii.
Politics / Re: Why Obasanjo Refused To Recognise June 12 by shomutuski(m): 1:14pm On Jun 12, 2019
oz4real83:
There is a lot of information available to obasanjo that ordinary Nigerians don't know of that made him draw that conclusion. We all will be ashame and angry with most people we call ''heros'' in this country if we know much about them apart from what we know about them on newspapers,tv and radio.


Exactly my brother!!!! I've always been puzzled as to why fela keeps calling abiola a thief at every opportunity he gets. Fela has always said that abiola, obasanjo and babangida are international theif theif which was in reference to the role abiola played as the chairman of itt taking bribes and giving in a cartel most top politicians were in with him. The fact remains that abiola killed himself by being too ambitious and his cronies noticed that.

I don't see him as a my hero or any leader whatsoever he is just someone that gat got!!!
Read unbiased historical events which will show the role that idiot played.

I have to say, I'm yoruba and i don't have an atom of empathy for him. He is part of our problem today. All they do is claim to have a genuine altruistic desire to help then their greed develops.


Nobody should mention me plsss, this is just my honest opinion.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/politics/1980/08/17/itt-allegedly-spent-millions-to-obtain-contracts-in-nigeria/e44ffce6-2b75-4fd8-bd7a-c1005cb15713/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.a2c57531a12b

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Politics / Re: Lynda Chuba Ikpeazu Nominated Gbajabiamila For Speaker, Disobeying PDP by shomutuski(m): 12:03am On Jun 12, 2019
Honor10:
lolz, some people will die today. so as we have now, we have Gbajamila as speaker, lawan as Senate president, both are Tinubu boys, and someone is telling me their is no way SW will clinch the Presidency in 2023.


chairman Governor's forum now is also Yoruba

Igbos Neva learn.


Hate or like Tinubu, the guys is truly a Jagaban. Tinubu has single handedly retire OBJ, GEJ, saraki, Atiku,Bode George, jimi Agbaje and whole lot of others he made a serial looser(PMB) a winner in just one alignments.


Jagaban of Africa. Tuale



Fvck that shit my nigga!!!! Tinubu body bag all of them inside one small nylon... grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Bride & Her Bridesmaids Give Groom And His Groomsmen Doggy Pose On Wedding Day by shomutuski(m): 8:38am On Jun 11, 2019
Murjem:
I mean, what sort of nonsense is this

Same question riddling my mind.
Entertainment / Re: Two Muslim Sisters In Hijab Dance Zanku Legwork (video) by shomutuski(m): 1:46am On Jun 06, 2019
Mraphel:
These are Yoruba Muslims they don't have the radical doctrine. had it been is up north and you dance like an infidel, they will half burry in the desert and stone her to death.

May Allah forgive me for this post (Islam is my second religion while traditional religion of worshipping trees is my third.


Stfu!!! Lying ass bvtch!!! Im frm Abuja aint nothing like that.
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Aigbe Trolled For Hailing Governor Sanwo-olu by shomutuski(m): 6:50am On Jun 05, 2019
Nigga beware of thirst trap everywhere!!! Btw it's my birthday..... who's available in abuja hit me up for s party.

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Health / Re: Man Insists Wife Must Deliver At Home, Locks Her Up As She Bled To Death (photos by shomutuski(m): 10:50pm On Jun 04, 2019
A graduate of law!!!! What a joke

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Celebrities / Re: Zlatan Ibile & Hushpuppi In Matching Colours With G-Wagon: Who Rocked It Better? by shomutuski(m): 7:45pm On Jun 04, 2019
femi4:
Zlatan's mouth no dey gree close


Igbo too much!!!! Mouth like f1 exhaust
Romance / Re: Nigerian Guy Proposes To His Girlfriend With An Iphone XS Max And Airpods by shomutuski(m): 7:43pm On Jun 04, 2019
Wdf would u propose with superficial items!!! I get that you have money buh all dz ruins the main reason for proposing... btw see as the op was paying attention to the cost of the gadgets... vanity assembly
Health / Re: Fertility Clinics In Lagos Pay N50k For Sperm - Doctor Tells Masturbators by shomutuski(m): 5:27pm On Jun 04, 2019
SageMK:
Agreed. It's a great way to make money. grin
But where's the pleasure in masturbating under duress?

More importantly, we don't want to go to bed every night knowing we've got kids out there... As such in one voice, the Vaseline crew association kindly rejects this offer.

[img]https://media1./images/930ec3c687d9f0d44361eab8569df75c/tenor.gif?itemid=5077955[/img]


Very funny grin cheesy grin grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: British Court seized Abacha loot worth £211m by shomutuski(m): 5:24pm On Jun 04, 2019
NifemiKolade:
Will this abacha loot ever finish �‍♂️

Walahi!!! That's the question.

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Celebrities / Re: Odunlade Adekola Vs Ibrahim Chatta: Twitter Fans React To Comparison by shomutuski(m): 5:19pm On Jun 04, 2019
IamPatriotic:


You're either from Kwara or somewhere very obscure in Osun and an eleha. That's how you unreasonably roll, very awkward set of people.


He is from kwara!!! I smell hate in his comment ! Why say odunlade is damn overrated and trys hard to be funny. When it's obvious that the comment shows that the poster is stoic.
You can make a point without shaming the other person but he doesn't know that.
Forum Games / Re: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by shomutuski(m): 4:56pm On Jun 04, 2019
ABCthings:
Freiburger, ibolord(m), tbanty1, tjbash(m), kingjosephat(m), Emmanuelosa(m), eliacheada, Samusu(m), frubben(m), Pearl05(f), onward4life(m), scorpiogal(f), mashad(m), Sirheny007(m), DaCharis2016, zainyrazzy(f), ojj(m), gentle136(m), Duane212(m), shomutuski(m), pyceey(f), Breezy90(m), enoch777, AntonioConte, AgamaProf, phreddie(m), karmaA3, Bensonlommy, Nwakannaya1, tolux247(m).

Una no dey sleep?


Looool!!!! Brooo before i sleep i must come on nairaland and read news! It's now an habit.

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Science/Technology / Re: Dolphin Killed At Atican Beach, Lekki, Lagos (Photos) by shomutuski(m): 2:10pm On Jun 04, 2019
Westsida:



It’s true. They’re one of the most intelligent animals in the world. They have high intellect & very emotional.

Actually, the most intellingent mammals on earth!! This is due to them using more than 30% of their cerebral cortex power! It brings tp question what of if we as humans can unlock our brain capacity maybe just maybe we can do godlike stuff.
Celebrities / Re: Shortcut Flaunts Dollar Bills After Performance At Regina Daniels Nwoko Events by shomutuski(m): 6:41pm On Jun 02, 2019
sinaj:
I wont be surprise if its paper thats stacked like that with a 100dollar note covering it because social media is tantamount to lies and deciet.

We know bera now


Exactly babe! We know better.
Religion / Re: Why Do Many Sisters Want To Marry Pastors? by shomutuski(m): 4:47pm On Jun 02, 2019
gfhh
Business / Re: Huawei Cuts Technical Meetings With US Contacts,send US Workers Home by shomutuski(m): 10:56pm On Jun 01, 2019
buchai:
chinese are wasting their time information is power i don't know where and how they are going to take their chinese language to and that of their writing materials to?. Britain and America are millions miles ahead of them intense of research and good materials these people have conquered Asian long ago chinese are not the only country in Asian.


You think so
Family / Re: My Wife Starves Me Of Sex by shomutuski(m): 8:56pm On Jun 01, 2019
Optimus212:

Hi Nairalanders....Please Admin, help me push to Front Page, i'm in dire need of people's opinions.

Pls ignore my writing skills because the way the matter be, my head dey shake like this. undecided

My story is brief.

I am married to my wife & we're blessed with 3 kids,
..My wife starves me of sex over minor issues, even when we've settled by my apologies & me assisting remarkably well in house chores.
There was a period 2 years back she starved me of sex for 4 months because of one little misunderstanding we had back then which was unbearable for me & made me to cheat on her,..And my relationship lasted for more than a year with that lady.

Right now she (my wife) has started again with same attitude, its going to a month now. I am confused because I don't want to cheat on her again. What do i do? Should i keep facing such punishment? For how long? Or, should i file for a divorce? Don't you think such attitude will have reoccurrences in time coming?. It is disturbing me badly because I find it difficult to be sleeping alone at nite without her by my side. I have begged & begged her to let whatever anger towards me that is deposited in her to just die off, yet to no avail. The funny thing is, we'll discuss and play very well before going to bed but, whenever I start making advances towards her, she shows up a different attitude.

I am confused!! It is really really disturbing me. How & where did I go wrong?.

Pls, matured advices only, you can insult me too, of course its Nairaland but, I need serious advice, I am very worried.
Thanks.


Nigga find another person pang
Politics / Re: PDP Governors Congratulate Buhari, Crack In Atiku’s Camp - Vanguard by shomutuski(m): 10:52pm On May 29, 2019
Atiku79:
There's no crack in Atiku's camp!
It's now closer to us than before.
Fellow Nigerians celebrate and have fun, ATIKU IS COMING , ATIKU IS HERE!




Wake up brooo!!!!
Time is money, forget all this atiku, buhari b.s and hussle...
The year is almost over...

Damn!!!!!

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Business / Re: Jaruma Empire Tradings Is Officially Registered In Dubai UAE (Video) by shomutuski(m): 10:43pm On May 29, 2019
Yankiss:
grin grin grin grin Only just job. U are not planning to become Governor after Ihedioha through her? grin grin grin

He no possible oooo! !!! How yoruba man go become gov for east... am against that

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Business / Re: Jaruma Empire Tradings Is Officially Registered In Dubai UAE (Video) by shomutuski(m): 5:21pm On May 29, 2019
Yankiss:
FTC dedicated to the new Governor of Imo State, His Excellency Chukwuemeka Nkem Ihedioha, may your reign be peaceful and fruitful, amen.

Congratulations to Jaruma for the successful registration of Jaruma Empire Tradings though that seemed a routine procedure in the UAE. It is a step in the right direction, good news. We are tired of odd newsbits like the arrest/ execution of our countrymen for drug offences abroad, fraud involving Nigerians in India, Uk, et al. Congratulations once again, Jaruma. U haff try. grin


Congrats to ihedioha!!!! I'm so happy, niw we'll use is sisters influence to get a job. She works in my office grin

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Phones / Re: Average Price Of Smartphone In Nigeria Drops To $95 by shomutuski(m): 10:17am On May 27, 2019
still doesn't mean shit!!!! phones are still expensive for the average person to buy.... alll talk
Crime / Re: Two Veterinary Students Of MOUAU Drown During Pool Party (Photos) by shomutuski(m): 5:45pm On May 26, 2019
Don't take alcohol in the pool
Crime / Re: Kingsley Etim: UNIUYO Student Drowns During Pool Party by shomutuski(m): 8:22am On May 20, 2019
Imagine he didn't even get to see his first CG-PA!!!!!


See the thing about youth of these days!!! Our exuberance are too much!!!

why take alcohol before swimming!!!!!! RIP to the dead, i pray his family has the strength to bear the loss.

i might be wrong about the prognosis.
Career / Re: Oluwatobi Al-Bakare Becomes Second Lieutenant Of US Army, Husband Celebrates Her by shomutuski(m): 7:43pm On May 19, 2019
ValCon888:
Congratulations to her jare.
Please keep soaring to greater heights.

Igbo Amakafonja!

Na joke o.


Loool!!! Nice humour! Only the sensible ones would understand you
Business / Re: CBN Blows $36 Billion Defending The Naira In 2018, Up 130% From 2017. by shomutuski(m): 12:58pm On May 19, 2019
maybachmusic:



Yes undecided

Can your reply without smoking weed?


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