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Romance › Re: First Two Weeks In A New Relationship...share Your Experience by Shortyy(f): 11:15am On Oct 31, 2020

2dice01:
Well i already hijacked one of the names you Chose for your imaginary kids tho

3weeks later
What exactly did you do the the Gentleman

Lol I didn't do anything o. He started ghosting me.
If I ask why, he'll give one silly excuse. It continued until he vanished completely undecided

Politics › Re: ‘You Scammed Us Into Voting For You’ – Niger State Indigenes Tell Buhari by Shortyy(f): 10:27am On Oct 31, 2020

Hmm. It is well

Romance › Re: Practical Solution Is Needed Please! by Shortyy(f): 10:17am On Oct 31, 2020

God is up there waiting for you to call upon him.

Talk to God, fill your soul with the word of God, let the spirit of the Lord live in you.

Trust me, masturbation will be a history in your life.

Always take yourself to the chapel when you have nothing doing. Stay there and interact with God.

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Romance › Re: Guys/ladies: Would You Choose A Soldier For A Spouse? by Shortyy(f): 10:14am On Oct 31, 2020

Yeah. Definitely.

Romance › Re: First Two Weeks In A New Relationship...share Your Experience by Shortyy(f): 10:11am On Oct 31, 2020

2dice01:
Wait he was toasting you like bread all day

You didnt even make his coconut head swell small

No wonder the broda ran

Lol me that fell stupidly for that.
Not anymore sha. My eyes don open wide now.

Romance › Re: How Do I Deal With These Bad Behaviours by Shortyy(f): 10:00am On Oct 31, 2020

You're normal my dear.

Just tomboyish. That's all.

You have two choices, train yourself to act ladylike, or be your normal tomboy self.

Me too sometimes I no dey wear bra commot for house, and I no send anyone.

Romance › Re: First Two Weeks In A New Relationship...share Your Experience by Shortyy(f): 9:51am On Oct 31, 2020

They be like .."honey, have you eaten tomorrow?"
"Arghh baby I love you with my life"
" I can't wait for us to be married"
"We'll have 5 kids"
"Our babies names will be.. Don, Jennifer, Sandra, Flower, Angel, King bla bla bla.

Three weeks later, premium tears starts.

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Education › Re: Federal Polytechnic Oko New Dress Code For Students Sparks Outrage by Shortyy(f): 9:40am On Oct 31, 2020

Psych412:
wow

you schooled in imsu

I schooled in imsu too

Yeah.

Education › Re: Federal Polytechnic Oko New Dress Code For Students Sparks Outrage by Shortyy(f): 7:35am On Oct 31, 2020

It's just like when I was in Imsu. Dunno if they've change sha.

Celebrities › Re: Omawumi Shows Cleavage In New Photoshoot by Shortyy(f): 8:36pm On Oct 30, 2020

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright

You are not a real niggarr

No woman is ugly..
That is why beauty pageant show don't pull crowd that much because everybody knows that selecting a particular woman out of millions of women as the most beautiful is dog shiit
People are ware that every woman is beautiful in their own way...that is why if every body on planet earth is given the chance to chose the most beautiful girl then each girl on planet earth will be some one else's most beautiful woman

I'm clapping for you right now.

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Romance › Re: Am I Possessed? by Shortyy(f): 8:15pm On Oct 30, 2020

You haven't met the right person.

This time, take your time. Don't be too quick to jump into another relationship.

Once men see you as an easy prey, they'll be toying with your heart as they please.

Have some self worth, love yourself first. In fact forget relationship for now, enjoy yourself.

And when the right person comes, don't give your all and don't expect much either. Just watch and see how it goes.

Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Should Return Home And Lead The War For IPOB- Junaid Mohammed by Shortyy(f): 7:12pm On Oct 30, 2020

Let's make peace and not war please.

My father said the Biafran war was bloody messy. I wouldn't want to witness that.

Let peace lead. I just want a better government and a better leader to make Nigeria better.

Politics › Re: Video: Desmond Elliott Blast Government As He Reveal What Happened At Lekki Toll by Shortyy(f): 6:48pm On Oct 30, 2020

Damage Control

Romance › Re: I Am Gone by Shortyy(f): 6:40pm On Oct 30, 2020

Hmm. Zoro the musician said "gi fu ife anyi furu, iburu bible"

"if you see what we've seen, you'll carry Bible"

Calm down, your time shall come. As I'm motivating you, I'm motivating myself too.
Life isn't a bed of roses, it's bad for some, and good for some. But that doesn't mean we should give up.

Splash the musician said "ogologo abughi na nwam etola"
"Being tall, isn't growth".

There is more to life, and when your time comes, you'll look back to this day and shake your head.

Hang in there, dear. You are not alone. But at last, we will have the last laugh.

Politics › Re: Army Finally Grants Lagos Panel Of Inquiry Access Into The Hospital by Shortyy(f): 6:31pm On Oct 30, 2020

AuntyAda1:
Congratulations to the Lagos Panel of Inquiry.

Sorry, are u the aunty Ada on Twitter?

Romance › Re: Some Girls Do Not Have Anything Else To Offer Apart From Looking Sexy by Shortyy(f): 6:24pm On Oct 30, 2020

odinson1:
(You say it as though sex and pussy is some kind of Golden Achievement That men would die for.)

like I said earlier,Only Simps worship women/Over value/Pedastalise Sex
some men just don't give a damn about ' Getting laid '

The bracketed, it actually is.

Romance › Re: Some Girls Do Not Have Anything Else To Offer Apart From Looking Sexy by Shortyy(f): 5:37pm On Oct 30, 2020

Godoverevery:
can you marry a man who have no money

Can you marry a woman without money?

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Romance › Re: Some Girls Do Not Have Anything Else To Offer Apart From Looking Sexy by Shortyy(f): 5:36pm On Oct 30, 2020

odinson1:
Make no mistake, Those 95% you mentioned are Simps/nice guys who would lay all their hard earned money on platter of Gold and surrender it to A woman while Licking her Ass

Lol all of you are SIMPs then. Cuz y'all just want to get laid. You life revolve around women.

Romance › Re: But Why Are London Nigeria Females So Rude? by Shortyy(f): 5:33pm On Oct 30, 2020

Lmaoooooooooo

Romance › Re: Some Girls Do Not Have Anything Else To Offer Apart From Looking Sexy by Shortyy(f): 5:26pm On Oct 30, 2020

odinson1:
In a relationship,The major Things Men Offer are
1. Money
2. Sex(which they both enjoy)
3. Commitment
4. Protection

But you Nigerian ladies only have sex to offer because in The left part of your brains there is nothing right,and In the right part of your brains there is nothing left

Commitment my ass.
You only offer money. That's why 95% of you work hard 24/7 just to impress the female folk, and eventually get laid. Very pathetic.

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Romance › Re: Can Distance Truly Ended A Lovely Relationship by Shortyy(f): 5:18pm On Oct 30, 2020

Fix your English first, before relationship.

Romance › Re: Death Threat: My Girl Has Threatened Me Twice by Shortyy(f): 4:38pm On Oct 30, 2020

Every thing now is online. You're dating but here you're asking strangers on what to do about your relationship.

I bet you haven't even talked to this girl about this. No more communication in relationships anymore. Everything now is social media.

Sit her down and explain these things to her. Make her understand that there are some actions of hers you do not like. Then relax and see her reaction, from there you can make your decision.

Don't seek validation from people every time. This is your relationship, and apparently she's everything you want in a woman. Sit her down and talk to her please. Haba

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Romance › Re: Why Are Short Girls So Cute? by Shortyy(f): 4:33pm On Oct 30, 2020

dingbang:
I beg to differ.

Ngwanu o.

Life is give and take. We all know.

Don't ask for what you can't give.

Enjoy your day.

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Romance › Re: Why Are Short Girls So Cute? by Shortyy(f): 4:00pm On Oct 30, 2020

dingbang:
no, humility is innate, it is a virtue and not a reaction.

I'm just telling you how you treat someone determines the person's attitude towards you.

And it is not a height thing.

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Romance › Re: Some Girls Do Not Have Anything Else To Offer Apart From Looking Sexy by Shortyy(f): 3:56pm On Oct 30, 2020

zed7:
Same way some guys are useless to themselves and society.
There are useful and useless people everywhere irrespective of their sex. Only unintelligent people make careless statements.

Romance › Re: Some Girls Do Not Have Anything Else To Offer Apart From Looking Sexy by Shortyy(f): 3:50pm On Oct 30, 2020

Some men have nothing to offer apart from money.

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Romance › Re: Why Are Short Girls So Cute? by Shortyy(f): 3:47pm On Oct 30, 2020

dingbang:
lies what.. I've never met a short girl who is humble.

Na u sabi. Humility is reciprocal.

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