Samirana360:
It’s well but people should see Monday as weekend.... don’t work on mondays till mazi is released

I see this as a simple thing to obey I no no why people no dey hear

pyro62:
Buy the EUR/USD now

The thing has been on free fall since last week

Gaggii:
I just put this here may be I could get some relief.

I don't want to share it with anyone because it's a family issue, since am anonymous here

I told my wife to do family planning after our second child, she refused claiming she is not a kid and knows how to prevent herself.

Now she is pregnant and will not terminate it.

My head one bust, been thinking how to survive this economy with 3kids, while earning a salary less than 100k.

She has her niece leaving with us and my own nephew also leaving with us.

Wahala be like... My brother carry your cross..lol. My own be say doc say family planning no good... Na so 4 kids land... Since then na beer dey sustain me. If e too much i go carry my last card go nak bottles.

Na wao, and you expect a corrolla buyer to call you for this

Pray4meJC:
No sir actually l'm not into covenant with any person. Why it baffles me much is that I do not lust after the opposite sex. That was in the past.

I was told masturbation can help eliminate the chances of wet dreams hour before going to bed but I find out in my case it was all lies from the bottomless pit. After masturbating (ejaculating all semens) then later in my sleep same day, wet dreams still erupt with sizeable fluids expelled. Many times this could not help and I knew this is strong spiritual bondage on me.

Another strange one is that I find myself having strong erections (not ejaculation) towards some females when they come close to me without any contact or sexual desire, thoughts whatsoever with them. Just ordinary discussion about trades because I was selling in a shop. It thus seems there's a strong sexual force in those females that activates the sexual demons tormenting me. I have never had sex physically with any body since I came out from my mother's womb.

Find a girl friend first... Church one preferably but the one wey no carry am for head. Tel the problems and tell her doctor said you should marry and have sex as much as possible. But u want to date first before going into marriage. Just start having sex first, take alcohol or weed to sleep well at night then you will know what next

Elosky20:
Buy a cctv and the answer will be open.

Simple.

Millimann:
300 cows at once

I thought only experienced herders can communicate with and navigate with cows more especially that number of cows.

This is not like chicken that you can steal easily.

Any, I hope the perpetrators are apprehended whoever they are.

This story no add up. Only Fulani bandit bandits can kidnap cows easily

uthlaw:
bet na 50/50,if you had won,we won't ear story...life itself is risk,keep trying and pushing,you still going to make more money!

That's it. People who blow through betting will never tell you. If you ask they say na God ooo. Na you go come dey reason say na yahoo yahoo. Betting is gambling and the probability of winning is usually less than losing. However, there is always small chance of winning. The problem I have with Op is why he put his life savings for gambling. He was just stupid. Always use 1% of your life savings for betting. Before you finish the life savings sense will come upon you.

solexyy:
THE BEST COUNTRY 4 NIGERIANS TO RELOCATE 2 IS "NIGERIA" BCOZ THERE IS NO PLACE LYK HOME. BESIDES WHO ARE U XPECTING 2 FIX THIS SHITHOLE OF A PLACE?

He wants to run away after collecting 2k and voting and idiot. Nobody goes no where

YourWriter:
I'm currently 5 feet 10 inches tall. I'd like to reach my goal height of 6 feet 2 inches tall. Can I still grow taller at 21 or it's over for me? If you've once increased your height at 21 or you know someone who did, please share your experience here.

Men stop growing at 28 while women stop growing at 22

oseahumenb:
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Pics attached..

About six months ago, I returned home from work and discovered that my wife and four children were no where to be found. I also noticed her that belongings and that of the children were missing.

I quickly dashed out of my flat and went to my neighbours to enquire of their whereabout. I was shocked to my bone marrows when they narrated to me how a man accompanied my wife to move out her belongings. When they tried to intrude the man warned them of serious consequences.

That was when it dawned on me that my wife whom I have caught severally on the phone discussing with her lover on the phone has finally done her worst.
On two occasions I caught her sneaking around with her phone, in the midnight I discovered an Sms that the so-called lover sent she was fast asleep . I cannot divulge the content here because it was disgusting to me at first.
I reported to the pastor and she was warned. Then the identity of the lover wasn't known to me. I just let it go, because I still needed the marriage for the sake of my four children.
However, I began to investigate without her knowing. Then I discovered that the secret lover was a custom officer, named Adeniyi Adesola, he was in Ibadan command. He is married with children.
One day he called my wife and I just could bear the insults, I confronted him on phone I warned him to stay away and reminded him that she was married.
Then he started abusing me and even threatened to kill me. He revealed to me that he knew my wife before I married her. He told me to backoff and let him always have access to her or he will kill me.
I reported the matter to the ekpan police station warri. The IPO who was a lady advised me to thread with caution and report to my family which I did.
I am from Edo State and my wife is from Ondo state. The custom officer is from Ekiti state. The custom officer, Adesola was intimidating me because I was not understanding their language.

I gave my wife everything she needed. I got a loan of 5m from a bank to set up a business for her. She squandered the money and there is nothing to show now in the shop. The bank has started moving in on me, I don't know what to do.

The custom officer I heard has kept my wife and children in Ibadan because his wife couldn't take it.
MY children are not in school and my wife just gave birth to a baby for the custom officer.
Meanwhile, she has not returned the bride price but she has delivered a baby for the customs officer.
Now I want the custom officer, Adeniyi Adesola to release my wife, Helen Bose and my children with immediate effect because he has charmed them.
Pls nairaland admins put this story on front page pls.. I need my children. They are not in school.
Pic attached

Imagine the energy been wasted to get a hoe back. Bro find way collect your children and move on.

Nwodosis:
Peter Obi is good but the country is tougher than him. He will be soft to handle the country.

Bandits will just chase him out of aso rock. Nigeria is designed to fail

helinues:
It's time for out ladies to stop being a liability to the guys

The stupid girl still no get shame

SensualMan:
What matters is a skill u have that can't be ignored.

It will be foolhardy to employ a dude like me on dreadlocks in a corporate world in Nigeria. But still, I work in a corporate world in UK where ur appearance is insignificant.

It must be slavery seeing how hot Nigeria is yet ur organisation still mandate u to put on suite, walk in a particular way, talk in a stupid manner, smile etc

Suit has disqualified me severally during interviews. I wonder what Nigerians see in wearing black suit in a hot weather.

SalisuJasper:
I just got another job from another company and the pay is 50k, i resigned from my company last week and i just got another this week.

Please i am open to get more job as i work remotely from the comfort of my home.

whatever you are doing, be a professional at it.

Pls how did you find remote job, can you share with me by my email in my profile

TonyRazor:
https://guardian.ng/news/i-am-the-only-presidential-candidate-that-can-fix-nigeria-says-obi/

If bandits will allow you.

plaindealer:
Over $1 Billion worth of groundbreaking and investment in less than a month...

$537 Million US Embassy groundbreaking, the largest US embassy in the world.

Now, this massive $250 Million Data Center

Equinix acquired Nigeria's MainOne for $320M and opened Nigeria's largest data center in Lagos.

This is huge...

God truly blessed Lagos with good, competent and visionary leaders.

Yes, God blessed Lagos both in weather, nature and land. Lagos should be a country on its own. Nigeria is dragging Lagos back. Blackout is not suppose to be part of Lagos by now but Abuja hands keep making sure power is not available. Nigeria should please hands off from Lagos and allow Lagos to develop full blown. Imagine 24hrs electricity in Lagos, good standard roads and all the tax and VATs for herself. Dubai go fear na

Vickyvice:
Nigeria things too dey one kind. Meanwhile, when u hear d budget for routine aircraft maintainance u go get b p

You think say na ordinary crash? Why is it always Kaduna

mrvitalis:
Properties worth millions set ablaze for what exactly ? ...if u neutralised them why set the properties on fire ?

Your No 1 job is to secure life n properties of the people yet your burn properties worth millions ?

Makes absolutely no sense

I don't understand the burnings too may be it's frustration or hatred. Nigeria security don't like igbos

Contekbbc:
Even if the OP agrees or not.
It's certain you've been hypnotized already.
You might think you're helping her but in truth you're been compassionate under the influence of the AFRICAN VOODOO.

There are many people around you that are in need of money and giving her the money won't change her but she will only switch to another hypnotized MAGA.

Play WISELY

Exactly, the idiot. Is more interested in the money. First of all, is not a she, but the yahoo boy will present her girl friend for a face chat. Yahoo Boys are unrepentant

eedimo:
My wife's food takes 4eva to be ready.
We usually loss our appetite before food is served.
I don tire

The food she's preparing now; she started by 8:30 and we are expecting it to be served by 12 earliest.

LOL, Some women are like that. Just import one sharp akwaibom girl as help

DispatcherLagos:

It's like your shop is gradually looking like moshalishi to her?
Let's assume she works in some multinational companies, will she have the temerity to "pray" let alone telling her boss to excuse her to pray?
Oga..... better man up and set the standard you want for your business.

Oga fit don chop clean mouth, no come get power again to give orders.

Googledman:
Hi guys, just opened this account to stay anonymous.

I've been dating this girl for 5 months now, everything I've been smooth until just yesterday evening. I was chatting with her through WhatsApp, it was all fun until i used a sticker of this skit maker ''ogb cultist". In that sticker, he raised his hand like he wanted to slap someone and his signature slang "You wan collect??"..

The response i got almost got me mad... She said she has known that I will be abusive, I'm wicked and all manner of talk. Then she said its over... IT'S OVER BETWEEN US. I tot it was a joke, like how can i explain me trying to joke and then the joke is now on me. I told her, i never meant it, it was just a joke. Even the preceding conversations before i sent in the sticker was all fun nd jokes but she said she couldn't risk being with someone that sees slapping someone as a joke. Moreover, why should i joke with such sensitive matters that just recently a claimed life of someone she look up to.

Now, this is serious has she have blocked my lines and no form of communication since.

Pls what should i do... A friend of mine said she is just looking for a slight opportunity to dump me. Is it enough reason to call a sweet relationship off. Pls i need advise.

Bro, have you bought land and build house? Do you have a nice car, an office or workshop or a personal business? Do you have at least 1m in Naira, 1m in crypto and 1m in USD. If you don't have these things, I am disappointed.

It irritates me these days when hustling guys keep talking about woman breaking there heart. Bros, let her break the heart into pieces, na she lose. Street is military oo, make you no dey soft for anything. Girls won't add any kobo to your life, they are designed for pleasure and that should come when you are successful

Beautiful maids are second wives. One man like that will always hurry out every morning immediately is past 8am,he is sure the wife is out, he will come back and hammer the maid before going out finally. Na busy body people go tell the wife say they dey always hear noise from her house. Say make she try hang somewhere. That day she catch the idiot on doggy style with maid. Sent the maid packing and forgave the he goat.

Sergio104:
This was actually said..... that even if MNK is removed, another person will surely make the headline.

Now also.....if ekpa is removed....the cycle continues.

Simple solution....... conduct a referendum. Nigeria ain't working,so I don't know why people are die hard one Nigerianist

Another type worst that Ekpa may eventually emerge. We can all see MNK was taking everything step by step but Ekpa is going hard like a soldier.

Oluwapresley:
Society has always made the "reactor" the criminal.

When a child pushes another, society doesn't always seem to see it. The minute the other child reacts, then society descends on him for reacting.

Things won't change until the root cause is addressed. You cannot keep seeing the one who has said enough is enough as the enemy. The Igbo people deserve to be heard and their issues bordering on total neglect in the Nigerian scheme of things need to be addressed. I mean Nigeria isn't a country for just the North and West. If not, please let them be an independent nation. They have tried. Since 1966, nothing.

If not, there won't cease to be violence Cox there are people that will still feel cheated if their issues aren't addressed.

The north and west claims they are one but immediately they hear igbos want to go, they shiver. They are only one in order to fight and keep igbos in the useless contraption.

hslbroker2:
Nigeria a very funny country

ONE Nigeria

hibeebeeking:
Almost flush ke!!! So she doesn't know say she born. Who cut the chord?. Anyhow the story be, congratulations.

Some births are like that... Beyond human comprehension.

Paradigms:
Everything to save the dying dollar

Don't mind that ancestor

Valkrie:


Yeah same way they handled boko haram with stiff measures and over 13 years after we are still in the mess and this agitation is even more legitimate...somebody said they want a divorce and the other party said no way and the aggrieved party got hold of a rifle after suffering years of abuse.......just tell me how it would end..?

Soludo brought this on himself when he was tryinvg to play Idi Amin...you don't comfront an aggrieved person...the best is to be diplomatic even if you don't give him what he wants...!! Soludo's village was peaceful until the jaguda came and start running his mouth...if he thinks the Nigetia security is capable of helping him then he is on a long thing....!!!

You said it all.

Massiveglory:
Our beloved Pmb with all his blunders is far better than this one. This is why we say never again to any ancestor trying to be president. Let him go and rest. It is time to rest. Jagaban go and rest.

The stupid Americans go vote ancestor just to spite trump. I am sure they will eject him after 4yrs

diplomat058:
There is absolutely no need to lie. He should tell the Cousin, "Brother, I am sorry, but you will need to get another place due to some considerations. I am willing to help in the best way I can" period! When He later finds out the reason, He will understand too, being a man.

You are right.