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EducationRe: First Year Semester GPA Of 0.2, I Need A First Class. Am on Verge Of Giving Up. by simplebb: 7:08pm On Jun 21, 2018
Hello Amaka,

I will be very honest with you here
That GPA of 0.2 is too poor for a start. No excuse is acceptable at all, if it was at least 2.5, would have even been fair.

You are not even thinking of how to get out of the fire and be stable, you are talking of first class. It shows how shallow your thoughts are.....My advice for you is to put off all weights, distractions (relationship, social media, bad friends etc) that has affected your performance and focus on getting out of the fire you are in. After that you can then think of making good result (second class upper is feasible here) if you give your all to d five year course.

However do well to know u are already in fire and be ready to put in all your best to pull out of this fire first.

Failure to do this means YOU WILL BE SLAYED OUT OF SCHOOL, and Engineering is tough (am an engineer) so you must put in all the best you can to it.

If at the end of this present semester your result is still poor, kindly seek transfer into another department where you can cope.

Peace
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Seplat Graduate Scheme 2018 by simplebb: 9:05pm On Jun 20, 2018
lilianchilaka:
Hello, please is it possible or right to try and contact the recruitment team since it’s been more than 4 weeks?
It is right to contact them, have even been trying to, the four weeks has elapsed. It is good to know where one stand. and it shows one has interest in d job.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NESTOIL: 2018 Graduate Trainee Programme by simplebb: 11:14am On Jun 17, 2018
chyna4luv:
Lol. For how long do you want to refresh your mail box? abeg came down, If God says that this job is yours, it will definitely be, you will get the invite as well.

So, relax.

God bless.

Regards.

Chyna.
Lol, saying I will refresh didn't mean it is all the time sir. If the invite was sent and one didn't refresh to get it, how will one know? and you don't know how my mail is set up. So that God said the job is mine means I shouldn't refresh my mail again (kuku don't apply now)....

Also, am relaxed, I don't need your sermon, lot of motivational speakers these days on NL.

Thanks, cheers.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NESTOIL: 2018 Graduate Trainee Programme by simplebb: 10:42am On Jun 17, 2018
tejiri4:
Nope nt d same time it came dis morning
okay, thanks
I will keep refreshing my mail.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NESTOIL: 2018 Graduate Trainee Programme by simplebb: 10:16am On Jun 17, 2018
tejiri4:
I did
Please did u get it the same time the person that posted screenshot got it too? want to know if it is in batches or to move on, cos I applied early for this programme.
Christianity EtcRe: Unbelief: The Sin That Hinders Us by simplebb: 11:31pm On Jun 16, 2018
This is enlightening.... Unbelief will hinder men from entering into His rest.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Seplat Graduate Scheme 2018 by simplebb: 11:45am On Jun 11, 2018
AgamaProf:
Seplat kwa....no go dey put mind for any Nigerian job o.
Lol, boys don tire to dey wait.
If by Friday no news then we have cause to worry, For now, just to keep hoping the goodnews land soonest.
EducationRe: #thisisourfuta - A Funny Hashtag Trending On Twitter by simplebb: 11:38am On Jun 02, 2018
I finished from FUTA those stuff are very true about the school. FUTA.....Home of academic excellence
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Seplat Graduate Scheme 2018 by simplebb: 8:04pm On May 31, 2018
Jayboltz:
thanks I appreciate. just preparing for d aptitude test they normally give to intending IT students..yet to get a date for d test tho,bt it's this month
Okay and I was thinking IT (Information Technology) lol not knowing it was Industrial Training, Kindly prepare by studying Numerical aptitude, Verbal and Current affairs.
Those three areas will surely be extensively covered.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Seplat Graduate Scheme 2018 by simplebb: 7:12am On May 31, 2018
Jayboltz:
pls I knw this is not related to what d thread is all about,does any one knw abt past questions for those wanting to do IT with seplat?
any pdf of any sort would go a long way
Hey, you can download online now, Just type IT interview questions and answers PDF. BTW, are you just shortlisted for the interview or what?
CelebritiesRe: Among These Four Gentle Men Who Is The Best In Ritual Movies? by simplebb: 12:06am On May 30, 2018
Kanayo. O. Kanayo for King of rituals.
That guy was born for ritual role in movies.
CelebritiesRe: Among These Four Gentle Men Who Is The Best In Ritual Movies? by simplebb: 12:06am On May 30, 2018
Kanayo. O. Kanayo for King of rituals.
That guy was born for ritual role in movies.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How True Is This Pls And Any1 Else With Such Invite? by simplebb: 10:55pm On May 28, 2018
madri4u:
Got the test too. I'm a graduate of more than five years ago. I just applied by stating on my cover letter that, I'm looking to gain hands on experience with the company. Behold as luck would have it, I got invited. Na God ooo. Na to prepare hard and pass by God's Grace ooo.
Good one brother.
How did u apply? on their website or what
and was it publicly announced?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How True Is This Pls And Any1 Else With Such Invite? by simplebb: 6:59pm On May 28, 2018
Sapphy19:
Am a graduate oo, dnt knw if i shld consider goin for it or not...
Let me give you an advice.
please go for it, study hard and prepare for the test.
Even though it is internship, you will have the platform to gain experience in the upstream oil and gas sector and that will boost your CV, you will be fine, though the payment is not like entry level but you can later be converted if performance is deemed satisfactory and you can leverage on the experience gained in later years to get a well paying job in another multinational. Give it a TRY, You are well able to get it.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How True Is This Pls And Any1 Else With Such Invite? by simplebb: 5:16pm On May 28, 2018
Sapphy19:
Please read the following email very carefully.



Do not reply to this email, as the sending address cannot accept responses.

Further to your application for the Internship Program with Chevron Nigeria Limited, you have been invited for an aptitude test which forms part of the selection process.



This test will be administered electronically, kindly ensure that you are at the centre with a print out of this e-mail and a print out from FOT http://candidate.fot.com.ng NOTE: You MUST UPLOAD a copy of your passport before printing from FOT.



Your test details are as below:


Test Center: HASHEM NETWORKS ACADEMY



Address: 15, Owodunni Street (Glass House) Off Iwaya Road by Oando Filling Station, Iwaya, Yaba

LAGOS
Please are you a graduate or still a student?

BTW, that test is real, It is from dragnet.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: TOTAL E & P Nigeria: 2018 Massive Recruitment!!! by simplebb: 10:43pm On May 21, 2018
This stuff.... Is it for entry level or experienced hire?
all the position except some seems to be experienced personnel.... can't Total recruit for graduate trainees? Man need oil company job ooooo
CareerRe: What Will Happen To Salaries Of Workers Earning Above The New Minimum Wage by simplebb: 9:13pm On May 02, 2018
Kennedybello:
Please my people. i have just been thinking about this and i want to know your opinions also.

What do you think will happen to the salary of those earning above the new minimum wage presently

Scenerio assuming minimum wage passed is 66000.
for instance lets say a ssce school leaver that works as office assistant earns 20-30k in your organization, and you earn 70k or more as lets say a graduate trainee or any other position with your B.sc or HND in same organization. so does this mean after the new minimum wage implementation, the office assistant earns 66k, and you still earn 70k or same old salary or will employers reveiw all salaries to reflect new minimum wage....

I need your views on this my people...am just thinking

Thanks smiley smiley
What will happen is a salary restructuring....
Meaning pay will increase across all board.
It will benefit all parties, so if the minimum wage is 66k, the graduate pay will also shoot up from the initial one.
But the down side is that it will lead to inflation.
CareerRe: What Will Happen To Salaries Of Workers Earning Above The New Minimum Wage by simplebb: 9:09pm On May 02, 2018
Kennedybello:
you are a foolish human being grin grin grin
Hahahahahahahahaha This one got me laughing.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Seplat Graduate Scheme 2018 by simplebb: 6:42pm On Apr 30, 2018
Come on
All roads straight to Seplat

Here I come....

Thank you Father.
Faithful God.
TravelRe: My Touching Encounter With A Gala Seller Yesterday- This Changed My View On Life by simplebb: 9:18am On Apr 30, 2018
God bless your good heart @op Life is simple, we humans make it complicated and difficult. we all must learn from this.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Can B.sc Graduates Get Bank Teller Jobs by simplebb: 5:08pm On Apr 23, 2018
Bank tellers are the front-line transaction officers that attend to customers’ day to day transactions in the banking halls. Their duties includes paying cash, receiving cash deposits, sometimes they also serve as customer service representative in most banks. They are always smart and cheerful in attending to customers’ requests and that is why most banks require smart and young looking employees not more than 26years of age. The academic qualification for tellering jobs are National Diploma (ND), Higher National Diploma (HND) and on rare occasion accepts National Certificate in Education (NCE) Most banks do not directly employ tellers, rather they employ the services of outsourcing firms to help them recruit staff and they call these set of workforce “support staff” or “contract staff”. Getting involved with a tellering job in any Nigerian bank is very easy, there are quite a number of outsourcing firms that are good in what they do, some of them are Integrated Corporate Services, VLA, Xl, philip outsourcing, insourcing, workforce, etc. Their mode of selection and recruitment are similar, they always have vacancy for job seekers as there is always openings in banks as a result of resignation or a support staff is returned. These steps can work for any of the outsourcing firms: 1. Visit their website or office 2. Submit your CV and application 3. Within a month or less you will be invited for an aptitude test 4. After passing the test you will be invited for interview A successful interview always translate to getting the job. It should be noted that working as a support staff means you are not an employee of the bank, rather it is the outsourcing company that directly employs you and seconded your services to the designated bank. In the event of a bad conduct, you will not be sacked, but will be simply returned back to your employer.
http://www.financialwatchngr.com/2015/11/17/how-to-get-a- bank-teller-job-in-any-nigerian-bank/
This should help, copied from Nairaland.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Can B.sc Graduates Get Bank Teller Jobs by simplebb: 5:05pm On Apr 23, 2018
destino24:
Bros, na so we see am.

The interesting part is, we don't see degree holders revolting and shouting "discrimination and HND/BSC dichotomy".
You don't understand.
That position is mostly for support staff, I mean Contract job so bank prefers to hire those grade to cut cost and get the job done
For Entry Level position, they go for Bsc graduates.
EducationRe: Use Of English: Can Some One Answer These Questions by simplebb: 7:45pm On Apr 22, 2018
HsLBroker:
1. Therefore they sit down and do nothing(laziness mean sitting idle).

2. We are approx 180m in population meanwhile 60% of us are youth below 30 but what they only want is social freebies without contributing any effort.

3. False.

4. Yes, the statement is offensive to the able youths of this country, because despite the fact that there is no single encourage effort from the government, like provision of basic social amenities, like electricity, water, good road network, housing mention above, majority of this youths still find way to work, for example the barbers, tailors, business center owners, welders e.t. c must buy generator, fuel the generator everyday to work, cost of maintaining the generator is another big issue, same for major entrepreneurs in this company, cost of running a business here in Nigeria without government electricity provision is enormous compare to other neighboring countries, even Ghana. Whoever made the above statement, may either be naive to Nigeria problems or the fellow is only making insensible mockery of the youths.
This is succinct
Clearly answered.
EducationRe: 2018/2019 UNIBEN Admission Guide Thread. by simplebb: 9:07am On Apr 19, 2018
wi5dom:
50/50 less or more in comparison with applicants jamb and putme score against yours for the same course.
Okay, It is for my younger brother
Just want to know his chances.
EducationRe: 2018/2019 UNIBEN Admission Guide Thread. by simplebb: 8:42am On Apr 19, 2018
Nice job here. Considering the competitiveness of UNIBEN. what are the chances of someone with 231 Jamb score Electrical/Electronics Engineering.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Seplat Graduate Scheme 2018 by simplebb: 7:30pm On Apr 16, 2018
BrosMayowa:
I pray so oh brother.. In fact I have drafted how my resignation letter would look like in my head at my current place of work.. grin grin grin

na to just type and submit if, hopefully, an offer comes true..
Hahahahaha
Let's be hopeful and expectant of good news.
Hopefully Resumption should be June/July.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Seplat Graduate Scheme 2018 by simplebb: 7:11pm On Apr 16, 2018
BrosMayowa:
SEPLAT should put somebody out of this unnecessary suspense now!!!! Haba.. abi na HCP.. whichever.. Which kain delay be this.. First thing I'm always looking for in my mail now is Seplat this.. or Seplat that..
Lol, just keep calm brother
patience is part of the test.
Hoping it is just medical mail one will receive and no final interview again....

Let's go SEPLAT, let's go SEPLAT
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Long Does It Take To Travel From Ikorodu To Cms by simplebb: 11:49pm On Apr 08, 2018
kudoxs:
Why Ikorodu, Houses in Ikorodu is the same as the ones you will get in Ketu, Mile 12 or Ojota,.....Places that are closer to CMS compare to Ikorodu. The only way you can get to the BRT park on time is if you stay close to Ikorodu garage and the house rent is same as the ones i mentioned in places above. If you are looking for a cheap accommodation in Ikorodu,you will have to go into the inner villages and at the end of the day the stress of getting to work and coming back won't be worth it. It can kill you or make you quit your job.
Please do you have idea how much a room cost in Ojota or Ketu? I mean relatively okay ones with fair prices that are close to the road.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Long Does It Take To Travel From Ikorodu To Cms by simplebb: 11:41pm On Apr 08, 2018
kudoxs:
Why Ikorodu, Houses in Ikorodu is the same as the ones you will get in Ketu, Mile 12 or Ojota,.....Places that are closer to CMS compare to Ikorodu. The only way you can get to the BRT park on time is if you stay close to Ikorodu garage and the house rent is same as the ones i mentioned in places above. If you are looking for a cheap accommodation in Ikorodu,you will have to go into the inner villages and at the end of the day the stress of getting to work and coming back won't be worth it. It can kill you or make you quit your job.
This is so meaningful, follow this advice @op
I can relate to it....
EducationRe: Adekunle Ajasin Varsity Release School Fees For Students by simplebb: 8:54am On Apr 06, 2018
Please how much is the school fees for new students and stallites? Also how much is Acceptance fees for 100 level?
EducationRe: UI 2018/2019 Admission Thread by simplebb: 1:20pm On Mar 23, 2018
afoobabs:
am an art student but I Will try if I can get for your combo
Please help send to d mail I posted above for art(law)combinations.
Thanks.
EducationRe: UI 2018/2019 Admission Thread by simplebb: 6:46am On Mar 23, 2018
afoobabs:
pls drop your mail.
Hello, please help send post utme past question to this mail bimbofalodun@gmail.com
The same subject combination for Law.

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