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PhonesRe: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by SimpleGuy001: 1:54pm On Jan 29, 2023
Lanretoye:
yes,my office is at the CV,but not available today.
ok, any address on how to locate there? to come next week
PhonesRe: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by SimpleGuy001: 1:46pm On Jan 29, 2023
Lanretoye:
let me give you a lead,if u can disconnect the battery and plug in a charger, if u see the apple logo appear in less that 5second the you can go ahead to reload the phone.if it doesnt,the phone has a board problem.you can send a message on my whatsapp.
Are you in CV, cause i don't have any phone like this to contact you. I'm using my laptop like this....
PhonesRe: Help! Iphone 7plus Stuck On Apple Logo. by SimpleGuy001: 3:15am On Jan 29, 2023
olashas:
Okay.

Thanks a lot!
Hello, pls did you resolve it
PhonesRe: My Iphone Stuck At Apple Logo Like it want to boot And Reboot Back To Apple Logo by SimpleGuy001: 3:06am On Jan 29, 2023
TheDejiEmpire:
Reach me on WhatsApp 08074338075. Maybe i could help.
Pls sir, i have same issue. How do i resolve it, I can't even contact you on whatsapp cause that is my main phone.
PhonesRe: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by SimpleGuy001: 6:16pm On Jan 28, 2023
pls any body who can fix this in CV.

my iphone 7 plus freezes when the iphone logo shows but never comes on. I don't know what happened but it doesn't come on. It only shows the logo when I turn it on but never comes on.
PhonesRe: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by SimpleGuy001: 6:12pm On Jan 28, 2023
fixitbyjal:
Reach me on my whtaspp number below
Besides what's the problem with your xiaomi phone
pls my iphone 7 plus freezes when the iphone logo comes but never comes on. Any idea what is the issue and if you can repair it, how much?
HealthRe: Gaining Muscle And Loosing Fat by SimpleGuy001: 6:58pm On Jan 27, 2023
Pansophism:
[b]So guys, since December, I made a truce with myself that I will lose 10k. So far, I have lost 7kg in six weeks, and this is what my diet looks like.

Eggs, meat, fish, zero carb yogurts, water (no sugary drink/beer/wine, etc, just water), vegetables, hotdog, avocado, cucumber, coconuts, groundnuts, chicken, and skipping rope once in a while. That's all.

This diet was hard, because it was bland, monotonous, and functional, not the desired, but I stuck to it because the result is more important for me than discomfort.

The typical foods for Nigerians are swallow, rice, beans, bread, sodas, beer, pap, tea and sugar, yam, shawarma, pizza, etc. `Avoid them all. These foods are what is making you fat. You eat them too much, in the wrong proportion.

If you can eat a combination of the above for a month, I guarantee you that you will lose all those fats. You do not need a gym at all. But it feels good to look at yourself in the mirror naked, and like what you see, and I feel healthy and agile. [/b]
pls how doi build muscle. I'm 22 to be 23 by july. 5'6 so not tall and i look like a small boy cause i don't have muscles and look slim. Though i don't eat much. What can i eat to build muscles.
PhonesRe: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by SimpleGuy001: 8:19am On Jan 27, 2023
Any legit phone repairer at computer village? pls i want to replace my iphone 7 plus battery and should not be expensive pls. I am already so angry because it seems most phone repairers are rippers, I have replaced my iphone battery twice within two months and i am not happy about this. First battery was new and after some weeks battery could not retain charge for minutes and it's down, second replacement was used battery with 100% which i believe was boosted and now my phone keeps rebooting and looping, it shows iphone logo and keeps rebooting and shows Iphone logo again. which i believe is the battery.

Pls if you can get me a good used battery for iphone 7 plus pls quote me and i'll come get it fixed today.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Deloitte Graduate Recruitment 2022 by SimpleGuy001: 11:10pm On Jan 26, 2023
Medunah:
Just start applying to other places while working for them. Sorry about your experience
hey, you mailed. how can i help
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria LNG Limited Announces 2022 Graduate Trainee Recruitment by SimpleGuy001: 1:47pm On Jan 06, 2023
came to see update and all I'm seeing is emails. SMH
BusinessRe: What To Do To Make Money Online? by SimpleGuy001: 1:46pm On Jan 06, 2023
golamike:
Contact me for your email scraping services at a very affordable price (Geo domains).

Sources: Gmaps, Yellow pages & search engines (Google, Bing etc)

Price: #400 only

All emails to be verified.

WhatsApp - 09157906580
what software do you use
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SimpleGuy001: 7:45pm On Jan 05, 2023
Joezinho:
Someone that isn’t even worth 30m?

Imagine the nerves. Shekpites are not disrespectful. Una just be thief!!!
Benfica coach is mad, stupid club wants to milk Chelsea. And they are angry Chelsea isn’t going to be their cash cow for a player they bought less than 20M , criminals. I only feel bad for Enzo, cause after this not sure any club will come for him for that amount.

He might not get the opportunity to play for a big club in Europe. As for Benfica, their papa.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Deloitte Graduate Recruitment 2022 by SimpleGuy001: 10:18pm On Dec 27, 2022
Deensham:
I have been busy. This place is really toxic. Not an accounting graduate, having to learn on the job with multiple clients is quite hectic and inefficient. The in-charges are not helping matters, always shouting to do the job on time. The condescending and disrespectful approach is not good at all. I am exhausted. I am in audit, they are just unprofessional and impolite while dealing with juniors. The work load is high too, 60 - 80 hours weekly with unkind and inconsiderate people is terrible.
Oh wow, I’m I’m hoping to join Deloitte audit unit cause I got a job in tax in another big four but I don’t like tax. I was hoping to switch to Deloitte audit unit but this one you’re saying now is scary.....
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Firstbank 2022 Graduate Trainee Recruitment: Aptitude Test Invitation by SimpleGuy001: 1:50pm On Dec 10, 2022
Gosh111iv:
So approximately the next batch should March next year.
Just wow
Oh, you guys are still waiting fir next batch grin

Me that have gotten an offer, two more on their way self for me to choose.

These are companies that even beat first bank self
SportsRe: Croatia Vs Brazil: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022 : (4 - 2) pens On 9th December 2022 by SimpleGuy001: 4:54pm On Dec 09, 2022
LIVINGICONREBOR:
Too much showmanship will ruin Neymar's career. angry
Does he have a career again? Person wey don pass his prime, he should continue doing a skill show instead of helping his team
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Zenith Bank Interview 2016 by SimpleGuy001: 8:26am On Dec 09, 2022
[quote author=ashewoboy post= 119002248]How did you apply?[/quote]Chief you mailed me, how can I be of help?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Pls How Do You Deal With This At A Workplace by SimpleGuy001(op): 11:14am On Dec 08, 2022
jeromestarks:
Lie low.
Keep quiet during general meetings.

Stop the "I too know" behavior.

Make sure you greet everyone every morning when you get to work. Visit their offices and say "goodmorning sir/ma"

Respond to everyone with sir/ma even when they're your junior ( it's wisdom).

Don't ever try to impress anyone with your dressing. (Die that idea sharp sharp).
Yeah but you know we are in a school. Kind of training us and so you need to be a bit audible for them to see you yeah.

But I get what you are saying.

I need to put that sir thing

I think you made a lot of sense, because I don’t like the fact that they feel threatened by me. Bad for me....
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Pls How Do You Deal With This At A Workplace by SimpleGuy001(op): 11:07am On Dec 08, 2022
Richy4:
Maybe it's your young mindset playing a trick on you..

The idea of working is to achieve a common goal for the company that you are working for.... The competitors should be the other companies offering the same services as u ...

If you can use that mindset in terms of working, and see your colleagues as team, u won't go wrong...

Some people are naturally smart and very talented during brainstorming sessions in meetings... But the ability to be humble about your smartness while with colleagues is what will give you the respect and admirations that you deserve...
Nice, I need to keep my introvert at home so people don’t see me as arrogant.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Pls How Do You Deal With This At A Workplace by SimpleGuy001(op): 5:51am On Dec 08, 2022
Spy360:
If you are not competing with anyone no one will compete with you.
You don’t get it do you?
Jobs/VacanciesPls How Do You Deal With This At A Workplace by SimpleGuy001(op): 5:21pm On Dec 07, 2022
Hello everyone,

How do you deal with people seeing you as competitive in a workplace. It’s affecting me, especially as I’m the youngest and people are beginning to give me reactions.

Is it best to go under radar? sometimes you try your best to mingle but people respond with straight faces.

Also the fact that I’m an introvert makes this so hard.

I’m struggling
TravelRe: Need Help With Direction by SimpleGuy001: 4:02pm On Nov 25, 2022
aieromon:
Ikorodu --> Ojuelegba/Yaba --> Drop at Onipanu B/Stop
Pls how do I get to ikoyi from badore
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria LNG Limited Announces 2022 Graduate Trainee Recruitment by SimpleGuy001: 8:20pm On Nov 19, 2022
airsaylongcome:
Lol....why not? When we had our AC, we were assigned numbers which we were identified by. The staff did not want to know our names or where we came from. The recruitment is mostly based on merit. Many that were hired do not know anyone in Bonny or even in Government. NLNG is not a Government parastatal where senators and governors have slots
Nice thanks. Just wanted to ask, the test is the normal. Gmat and dragnet style right?

Where you have numerical, verbal and abstract??
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria LNG Limited Announces 2022 Graduate Trainee Recruitment by SimpleGuy001: 5:18pm On Nov 19, 2022
lonewolf20:
It's fine to have a different opinion. But if you go through this thread you will see that @airsaylongcome has shared where you can get past questions to prepare. And he has been helpful throughout this thread.
So I picture a selfless person.
Pls where do I get this past questions to prepare
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Nigeria LNG Limited Announces 2022 Graduate Trainee Recruitment by SimpleGuy001: 5:12pm On Nov 19, 2022
ennyj01:
I want to believe you all are misinterpreting his message intentionally or you are likely not getting it.

From his very first message, he did not at anytime rubbish anyone. He only made mention of how he thanks God that he has HND and it would have been tough if he was to apply for the Graduate role which requires BSc because of the competition.

Shadows22 was in a hurry to reply that he missed the guys message and then attacked him by saying what has HND done for him, that is the main reason the bro had to list what HND have done for him since Shadows22 asked.

Now you feel he his bragging or trying to mock the other guy, instead he is just trying to defend himself since he was asked.
Do you think this process will be fair?
FamilyRe: My Moms Tears Weaks Me Each Time I Try To Find My Way Out by SimpleGuy001: 2:06pm On Nov 19, 2022
CaveAdullam

Kindly expatriate on 16, why accounting...
FamilyRe: My Mother Wants Me To Rent My Own House by SimpleGuy001: 3:01pm On Nov 18, 2022
Richy4:
I do not mean to quote you..I just have to clarify something...The age an individual is considered a young adult is 18yrs in Nigeria...which means he/ she is no longer considered as minor..

And these are the thing that an 18yrs can do;
<<Get a credit card
<<Sue someone
<<Get a job
<<Buy stock
<<Buy or rent a house without his/her parent consent
<<Buy a car
<<Get married
<<Be tried as an adult for a crime..

The fact that many families were not asking their children to leave the house @ that age in the country due to some circumstances best known to them does not mean that it's a total taboo for those families that decides to do it..
This isn’t American sir, it is easier to do that there because they have a working system. A 20 yr old here sometimes hasn’t even gotten a clear direction especially regarding “renting a house alone”. Not saying it’s not possible but then it’s tough in this part of the world.

Maybe he isn’t helping his mum and that is the reason why
Jobs/VacanciesRe: KPMG Second Stage Interviews, What Is It Like? by SimpleGuy001: 7:15pm On Nov 17, 2022
mcstan18:
I wish everyone waiting at different stages of the recruitment process success in your respective pursuit
I’m having my AC tomorrow, I pray for a success.
FamilyRe: Married, But Living As Single by SimpleGuy001: 7:05pm On Nov 11, 2022
pikomamamusicwo:
Good pm niranlanders, how una dey?

I married very early, that Is five years ago, immediately i started working. Immediately we gave Birth to our first child, I was sacked from my place of work in a mysterious way. All our house equipment was sold, we left a comfortable apartment to a single room.

At a time, I was doing menial jobs just for us to feed. One day, in the process of seeking for solution to get my job back, I got to a church, and the pastor asked me to come with my wife, which I did, to my surprise, the pastor asked my wife, why are you afraid for your husband to have money? You are thinking if he makes money he will marry other women, he said pls pray for your husband to succeed, he is bigger than this.

And he asked my wife to come back for deliverance, but she refused.

Secondily, I went to another place, a spirituallist, and a female, she said I married wrongly, that the girl I was supposed to marry I missed it. She said I should come with my wife, and I did, she said my wife has another spirit, that she feels the marriage will not last...but till today, nothing I put hand dey work, most times we live together but never discuss together, we just live like strangers at home, and most time I regret getting married. I don't really know what to do now, I can't support my parents like before, they are not happy with me...

pls I need advice, prayers and support.
If only you will listen to me, pls if you are in Lagos find your way to emmanuel tv (synagogue church of all nations), you will not regret it.

You can also send me a mail sha, I can help give advise on how you get there. Your family needs deliverance, she is not the one disturbing you but the familiar spirit.

Do well and save your family
SportsRe: Ancelotti Wants Osimhen At Real Madrid by SimpleGuy001: 11:26am On Nov 10, 2022
[quote author=lukency post=118272559][/quote]Yes, I need to sit on that roof top waiting for Fabrizio to post it. If not, I move.....

I no trust all these online newspapers
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Wema Bank Assessment by SimpleGuy001: 8:16am On Nov 10, 2022
Abel20:
Did mine too ..today ... When should we expect the result
Pls what’s the structure of the test
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Wema Bank Assessment by SimpleGuy001: 8:16am On Nov 10, 2022
Thatbinigirl:
The first test ended 18th and another test link was sent 3 days later.. So my guess is that it will take 3 to 7 days before they get back to us.
Pls what is the structure is the test
PropertiesRe: Shared Apartment For Rent. by SimpleGuy001: 8:05am On Nov 10, 2022
Housedotcomm:
Anybody
Both male or female
How many people in the apartment?

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