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NwanyiAwkaetiti:
I'm too worldly to date one.

Lol..... What if it takes you unawares

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Most of them are hypocrites

I dated one, she keeps malice like a three year old.. Sees her self as a goddess u should serve. May my worst enemy never encounter that kind of girl.

I have taken time to study them, most of them are the same.

[quote author=PcashMojo post=67044050]Well I can feel your pain bro...My experience was a nightmare with slay queen,I invite her to my crib,and she decide to stay four days,I will return from work she don't know she will get me chill glass of water,she will stay put watching movies,and updating her IG,she prepared egusi soup with groundnut oil,the assorted meat she could not wash well,everything stink...littered my kitchen with polythene bags,maggi wraper,when I told her to put these trash on the trash can,she will say don't worry when am through and that's how she will leave it, I just told her to get her things ready that she must go immediately,I can't be cracking my brain at work,facing traffic...stress,then I will return home to meet the worst blandness of a slay queen. Since then I made up my mind to date dipper life girl,because she will be more responsible,and be able to make good decision with my millions...guys seriously forget about the big boobs and bubble butt,they don't worth your stress. [/quote
My brother don't date a deeperlife girl. They're toxic, I'm talking from experience especially those that wear long skirt.]

This kind thing no fit sit for water closet....

Fake results everywhere

buhariguy:
Is of no use, thief atiku is already a loser.
Buhari is too much for anybody in nigeria to unseat.
Thief atiku is too small for anybody to defeat , terrorist nnamdi kanu and shekau can defeat thief atiku anyday .

My guy welcome back... Where have you been.
I'm sorry you'll stop receiving 30k after tomorrow

I'm waiting for one dead meat seller with a moniker to come and talk rubbish

MRSMAITH:
GOOD MORNING, CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL MY SUBSCRIBERS , WE WINNING AGAIN TODAY , DM OR WHATSAPP .

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Find a better occupation

K

Can u live above scamming people

post=75981267:
We will ALWAYS refuse to say anything about the men of God.
We will leave other men of God to do the reply.
Before we all stand in front of God on JUDGEMENT day.

GOD BLESS NIGERIA

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Don't get Kumuyi involved in politics, he never said whats in the picture u posted below.... Don't get yourself into what u can't explain due to paltry 30k.... You comment on every section on Nairaland; religion,politics, romance. Please what time do you have to grill your dead meat since you're online every time. Don't tell us that this your dead meat advert is a camouflage for joblessness. After 23rd you'll watch ur 30k disappear into the thin air.

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Kagawa10:
PDP and propaganda are inseparable.



Nigeria situation could be likened to a market woman who sells 20 number of corns at a rate of 110 naira per each daily. Years later, the market leaders eventually reduced and controlled the price at 50 naira. The market woman is still expected to sell same 20 number of corns but nothing higher than this. Tell me if the woman's income would increase or decrease? However, if the woman had saved enough when the corn was still priced at 110 naira, she wouldn't be affected by the fall in sales price, pending the time sale price would increase once again.

That's the situation of Nigeria today. When crude oil which is our main source of foreign revenue was selling at $110 per barrel for more than 5 years under Jonathan, Jonathan didn't save but looted us dry instead. We're suffering from this effect today now that crude oil has been selling at a poverty rate of $50 per barrel for the past 4 years under Buhari yet Buhari administration has had so many projects undertaken by him despite earning 60% less.

If only people knew what other oil countries such as Angola and Venezuela are passing through during this global crude oil price recess, they would thank God Buhari came in rather than Jonathan who looted us dry despite oil boom when crude oil was selling at $110 per barrel for five years unlike the paltry $50 it has been selling under APC. If the looting Jonathan couldn't save during the time of plenty and was already borrowing, how would he have carried on during this crude oil price recess?


Despite Buhari administration earning 60% less yet he's come up with plenty projects such as

Our railways at itakpewarri, Lagos-ibadan, Lagos-Abeokuta, kaduna-abuja etc,

The production of low cost fertilizers,

Zik maoseleum

Baro inland port,

Kaduna inland dry port,

Port Harcourt airline terminal,

Abuja airline terminal,

Rice mills,

Foreign reserve increase from $26b to $43b,

Construction of our express highways such as enuguonitsha, Lagos-ibadan etc.

Social policy schemes such as tradermoni, npower etc

Payment of all pensions of airline staffs that were forced to retire after the shambolic privatisation by Atiku. PDP didn't pay them in the last 16 years.

And most especially, stabilizing us through this recession which happened because jonathan failed to save despite earning 60% more than Buhari. Note that there's been a global fall in the price of crude oil from $110 per barrel in 5 years under Jonathan to a paltry $50 per barrel under Buhari administration yet Buhari was able to keep us afloat while having many projects to his name thereby surprising Ngozi Iweala and Charles Soludo who predicted recession because jonathan looted and failed to save during the time of plentiful.

Sai Baba. PDP, Neva again

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Scrab

post=75863093:
MILLIONS of MILLIONS of MILLIONS of people can never be wrong sir.

We sane, good, honest and hardworking Nigerians are behind you gidigba Daddy.
You are too popular among sane Nigerians to rig an election sir.
The last administration rigged with several BILLIONS of dollars and pound sterling and still lost the election due to our love for you.

Ecl 3:
Thank you for all you are doing for us, to the NEXT LEVEL we go with you, AKA, a land flowing with milk and honey.

God bless our darling President MUHAMMADU BUHARI and his amiable Vice president Prof Yemi OSIBANJO.

We are all casting our votes for you based on all the good works you are doing and for the undying love we have for you.

SAI BABA ALL THE WAY.

Ecl 10:19.... Money answereth all things.... Money have clouded ur conscience and reasoning faculty that u no longer reason right... By Saturday when ATiKU wins and then your 30k allowance vanishes.... Then you'll come in touch with reality.

post=75864146:
ALL FOR SAI BABA.

SAI BABA WE LOVE.
SAI BABA WE KNOW.
SAI BABA WE WANT..

If BABA wins.... I'll buy all the dead meats you grill for a week.

Lying hungry pastors..... God didn't speak to you, hunger spoke to you.

post=75545696:


Elections are coming. And there's no need to fear. Why? Because the will of Nigerians will not be subverted. Never! A President once told us in this country that the coming polls would be do or die.
Not with President Buhari. Fair is fair. No foul play.
Under his watch, his political party, the All Progressives Congress (APC) has lost gubernatorial elections in Bayelsa and Anambra states.
At the last Council of States meeting, Gov Willie Obiano publicly registered his appreciation to President Buhari, for the level playing ground he made available during the election in his state. With do or die apostles, and a certain political party in power, such would never happen. Not with their garrison mentality. All states are territories that must be conquered, willy-nilly.
APC has won gubernatorial positions under Buhari in Kogi, Ondo, Ekiti and Edo states. The victories were fair and square. The party lost in Bayelsa and Anambra.
This President would never manipulate victory for anyone, not even his own party. And you ask me not to trust him? I will, and no mistake, and all sane, honest and hardworking Nigerians are for Sai Baba.
To the NEXT LEVEL we all go

Shut up you bigot.... I sincerely doubt your citizenship because no patriotic citizen supports Buhari

Dannyset:
Na so......If you know you know.
8 million votes from SW.

My brother you won't vote for a failure

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mandarin:
I [s]created this thread in March 2015, see the link and several responses here:

https://www.nairaland.com/2203244/data-analysis-election...my-objective-take

Some people argued that I was myopic and all sort of stuffs. Fast forward to 2019 lets look at what we have on our hands in two weeks time.

The distribution of registered voters across states has been released by INEC but I was a little bothered the corresponding number of PVCs collected should have been shown as well. I however want to gauge the perception of Nigerians and look at how the two front runners stand in two weeks time i.e. PMB and ATIKU across the political zones and FCT.

Key Factors
1. The Performance of the APC: The APC has struggled with the economy and that remains the grey areas in the party's performance. Increase in petrol fuel price from 97 to 145 naira, lost of jobs in the financial system and very low price of crude oil commodity market plus negative image of a corrupt system led to lost of growth and brought in recession not forgetting the exchange rate.
2. The followers of both candidates and their running mates
3. Religion and ethnicity: These will play major roles in two weeks time and will be seriously influential
4. Voters turn out where and by what number
5. Party structure on the ground


NORTHWEST

Here, ethnicity and religion will play key roles. PDP has some big wigs in Sokoto, Jigawa and Kano but apart from Sokoto, governors from these states are of the APC. PMB enjoys cult personality in this zone and he stands to take at least 70% of whatever votes is cast. Talking about the economy do not win votes here as the army of voters are largely less concerned about such. Atiku will do well in Southern Kaduna and get some good votes in Jigawa.Turnout here will exceed 60%

NORTHEAST

The same pattern will follow north west except for Adamawa where I expect Atiku to win by 55-45 but I expect the turn out to be huge in this part of the country above 50%. BUHARI will win this zone by like 65% to 35%.

MIDDLE BELT & FCT

The FCT and Nasarawa are too close to call, so i give them 50-50 chance. These two states have armies of people directly affected by the economic performance and also armies of pr Buhari voters. Atiku will most likely win in Benue by over 65%, Plateau by over 52%, Taraba by over 68% while Buhari will win in Kogi, Kwara, and Niger . Turn out where determines who get majority votes here.


SOUTHWEST
PMB will most likely win this region by 60%-40%. Atiku will do fairly in Lagos, I expect him to poll up to 45% of the protest votes on the economy.His biggest win will most likely come from Oyo state while Atiku's performance in Ogun State will be fair say 35%. I expect 52% turn out rates. Etnicity will play a major role as PDP has no clear program for the region except for the post of SGF will is quite hard to sell and permutations on 2023 is key factor here.


SOUTHEAST
This region is locked down for Atiku. =Permutations on 2023 is key factor here as well and Peter Obi will be seen as a factor. Atiku will win this region by at least 80%. Turn out is expected to be at least 45%.

SOUTH-SOUTH

PMB will win in Edo state but Atiku will win in all other states but, it may be a 65%-35% sharing of cast votes with turn out at about 48%. Unlike 2015 when GEJ contested and it was a moral issue for the region to support him, there is apathy based on those contesting and Akwa Ibom is to watch here.

If you look at all these factors, it looks more likely for a PMB second term.
I welcome opinions and other contributions, thank you.

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post=75311812:

This is how it should be done all over the country to unscrupulous elements politicians!

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Including Buhari

post=75156143:
Vote PDP again in this country?!
The same evil and CORRUPT party that raped and looted our country for 16 years?!
The party that they even looted money they are supposed to use and build their National Headquarter?!

Okay nah!

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My friend shut ur ewedu mouth up..... #30,000 Npower has so formatted your brain making u think like your dead meat.

decatalyst:
Poverty and joblessness religates human dignity and respect to the lowest ebb.


An idle hand is a veritable tool for politicians this period.

U said the perfect truth

Rants

rumelovelace:
Abuse of office is RIGHT

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Don't quote me again....

It is not right

[quote author=chidons post=75091771][/quote]
Who's an Ipob pig

post=75060618:
LET'S GO THERE.
We TRUE IGBOS are for Sai Baba, only Igbos the troublemakers and Nnamdi Cownu don't love Baba.

Our Daddy is breaking record, left, right and center, even up and down!
Too much love to the BEST President in the history of Nigeria.
Let's do another 4 years sir .
Sane, good, honest and hardworking Nigerians LOVE you so much sir.
We are waiting for you at the Coal state presently....
042 representing!

Hahaha
Yessss oooo my sister.
We are only following the principles We learnt from Baba.
Whether the enemies like it or not, Nigeria will be great again!
We are in safe hands ALREADY!

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Dead meat seller, you must always support the lifeless just like your dead meat.

Where's Buhariguy.....

Please Nigerians know that God doesn't have a grandson..... If you have a problem find the solution, don't consult this pastorprenuers.

Humblezack:
To the Next Level. God has anointed Buhari and no amount of manipulation from the pits of hell can remove him.

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This is a prayer from the pit of hell and can't be answered

supereagle:


From the wall of Sani Sallau Dauda :
Summary of my experience today at Buhari's
rally in Kaduna
After attending a political rally for the first time in
my life I realised that 70% of those in PMB's rally
are probably not on social media.
They don't want to know whether PMB fell in Lokoja
or not.
They don't want to know if PMB is Queen
Elizabeth's blood cousin or not.
They don't know whether PMB said "Presidential" or
"Senotorial" or "Gubernatorial" candidate.
They dont know whether PMB is old
All they know is that there are seeing construction
of roads
They are seeing rails
They are seeing npower, tradamoni, market moni,
school feeding program etc.
They are seeing him recovering their money looted
by oles.
They are seeing him paying pensioners owed for
decades.
They are seeing him revamping agriculture.
They don't even have Android phones.
I saw the old, young, men and women shouting sai
baba sai buhari, 4+4.
All I see is people sharing water, foods, buying
water with their hard earn money to quench their
thirst while waiting patiently for hours to appreciate
and to catch a glimpse of their hero.
All I see is people who love their President so so
much that they closed their shops and abandoned
their businesses to support their beloved President.
It took the President more than an hour from Kawo
to those who knows Kd to ABS because of the
traffic of people just trying to catch a glimpse of
him.
My advice to those shouting hunger on facebook
and tweeter and vowing to send PMB to Daura
because according to them Nigerians are tired of
PMB have to take things easy so that by the time
PMB is announced the winner of 2019 election, they
won't shout rigging or develop high BP.
Finally, I thank my good people of Kd for not
disappointing us.
God bless Nigerians.
God bless PMB/Osinbajo
God bless Kaduna.
God bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria.
© Jimoh Ibrahim

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How much were you paid

abdulazeez1002:
I will chop them Atifku money and still vote for them Buhari

PMB till 2023

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My brother you'll not vote for Buhari

deomelo:




The billions PDP looted and shred reached your hands?


The $2.7 billion Jona stole and gave to DASUKI/ATM to share with his crooked and corrupt cronies like FFK, FAYOSE METUH and others reached your poor village ipob hands.?


These village ipob ZOMBIES sef, no sense, even worse than ZOMBIES sef

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This goes a long way to show that Buhari's supporters are as brainless as himself.... No coherence in statement, seems like the hallucinations of a drunken tout... Think before u type.