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sekxy:
the same thing I was about typing...

Yeah, I personally don't see anything appealing in tomorrow. Not to be optimistic but it feels like the same thing only that it's a new month in a new week.

Most folks creating ambiguous resolutions eventually achieve next to nothing just like they did at the beginning of the year.

The annoying one is the cross over service. When I told my brother that I won't be going to church, he was like "You don't wanna cross over ehn?", like I'd die or something . Knowledge always salvage people from ignorance

Vince77:
Sometimes I wonder if these men ever lack anything.

OrestesDante:




[color=#000090]∆Congratulations oh!!!


But an old somebody like you, baring stomach up and down. What if your village people chuk eyes spoil the pregnancy...?

God be with the baby

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richythePH:
lol
dont worry man

ur edo ladies are safe....me dad's an urhobo man which means i'm an urhobo man when i aiint a kenyan

and i guess i should thank ur mom (& perharps u too) for the timely advice even though i'd be going with a friend who'll be doing driving

LMAO @last sentence
and thats where u'll be spending the hols right

Stegomiah:
Team virgin

If only virgins were easy to come by....

I'm also a virgin too. Why don't we reason together and see how this plague of virginity can be removed off each other? You know it's a terrible misfortune being a virgin in this era right? More like no one wants us 'cause if they do we wouldn't be virgins

richythePH:

i did o boss but i'm back now....this time as 'em maky and co


and are you for real .....i actually do stay at abj but i'll be going to benin 2mao to see my fam and prolly spend the first few days of the new year


how's the celebration gonna be at ur side btw

Don't be a child of the devil please. Put that (m) or I'll avoid you for the sake of my ass.

That's new. I actually thought you based in Lagos. Guess I was wrong.

Benin?? Don't tell me you're from Edo state. Edo guys don't hunt pussies o. We humbly reject you. Our girls are precious!

I wish you safe trip. Lemme advice you the way my mom would. "Don't enter the transport by the roadside o. Please make sure to board only at a garage. Before you enter any bus/car, look at the driver very well and if he's young, don't enter. Most of them have no family and therefore have no value for their lives. Be safe"

What celebration? Have you ever passed the borders of Niger state? If yes, does it feel anyway like fun? Everywhere is engulfed in boredom. No club no bar. Nothing mhen! I honestly can't wait to leave this shitty hell

OrestesDante:




[color=#000090]∆ And sometimes with dark matter, nebula.... Leading to a supernova of ecstasy SMH∆[/color]

K

crotonite:
after discovering that he is the first man in, he is gonna sleep like a baby.

I laugh in Swahili.... Bruhahehebru

If that lady is A, I'll be team negative negative negative A. There's just some things that you can never be

Lovetinz:
I wish I was raped.
It would have saved me over 10 agonizing years
wondering what is exactly between female legs.

A black hole. Once you dip your phallus, you're sucked up into a different dimension -a dimension of unfathomable pleasure- and there's a shift in time and space

And when you finally cum, you're like 'urrrrhhh'. The world as you know it ceases to exist. Only bliss

Stegomiah:
Lol, it's not show off..... Just sharing knowledge...
I don't know bout the quickie o.... But as a lady... Our body anatomy varies
Some. Get wet easily... Some needs more effort
But if she wants it... She gets wet already... Whether quickie or not

richythePH:
THe grand master himself


greetings from abj

Craziestgirl:
every guy has that responsibility to take care of a lady

Wrong.
You can take care of pets.
We are not your pets.

Find a real Lady to chat with.
Not a broke ass bitch.

Stegomiah:
Now i dey suspect you.... You know too much bout the female genita.lia

Just to add.... pre-intimacy is very important.... It is wrong to just climb and unclimb.... You will be hurting the lady
The vagina itself does not cause secretion or wetness.... It's things around the vagina.... The bartholist gland that causes that secretion

That's why anal sex is torture..... Cos there is no gland to cause the wetness or lubricate the anus...
So, it can easily be bruised or cause anal fistula
And it's a high risk for STIs
Infact HIV started out as a disease for the homosexuals

Yea forèplay is very important when there's no lube nearby and you aren't paying for the sex 'cause trust me, few men would want to go extra miles to please a prostitute.

Wow! What a nice info. I actually thought the origin of HIV was a vague one. Although I heard something like men sleeping with chimpanzees caused it. I guess you can call it 'homosexuality' 'cause according to Darwin, they're distant relations

Nevertheless, these words would do next to nothing to a homosexual. Once you're in it, it becomes hard to quit. You get used to it with lube over time.

I understood what you wrote but what I couldn't fathom was the need for the emboldened? Show off?? Is that a doctor's way of seeming intelligent??

Furthermore, could you tell me why a quickie needs no lube or föreplay?

greiboy:
Morning bro,

I thought as much

I deactivated it because I became tired of nairaland but boredom eventually caught up with me. So I had to come back.

Merry belated Christmas bro, if there is anything like that

Coldfeets:
Casted.

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