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Romance › Re: Long Distance Relationship, How Secretive Are You by SirMichael1: 6:38pm On Apr 08, 2021

LDR is really stressful. At times you don't want to talk, only want to remain in silence and if she calls at that moment, you must pick, else her head will start getting filled with ideas. If you don't sound interested at that moment, she feel you guys are growing apart and starts asking what is wrong. It's actually draining when you can't just bask in the silence of one another because you're kilometers apart.

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Phones › Re: Urgent: is it safe to Buy Phone On Ali Express by SirMichael1: 5:09pm On Apr 08, 2021

Midex88:
A simple question, nobody is talking

Hello. I just saw this thread via google.

Were you able to get the phone delivered to you? I want to order a phone from aliexpress and I need to know how it was delivered to you. Did they call you at the post office or was it delivered to you at your house? Very urgent please.

Politics › Re: Buhari: "I Am In London Taking A Short Rest" by SirMichael1: 5:03pm On Apr 08, 2021

SarkinYarki:
Me zombie? God forbid ..you are mistaking me for Sarrki

Oh. My bad. Apologies.

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Politics › Re: Buhari: "I Am In London Taking A Short Rest" by SirMichael1: 4:51pm On Apr 08, 2021*

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Granada Vs Manchester United : Europa League - (0 - 2) On 8th April 2021 by SirMichael1: 4:43pm On Apr 08, 2021

Na wa oh. Them still dey play europa league? Make UEFA scrap this nonsense competion abeg.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Vs PSG UCL (2 - 3) On 7th April 2021 by SirMichael1: 6:43pm On Apr 07, 2021

Redminote10:
I see a Robert Lewandoski hatrick, Kylian Mbappe going on a six month injury...

Lewa that's on injury or which one?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Vs PSG UCL (2 - 3) On 7th April 2021 by SirMichael1: 6:42pm On Apr 07, 2021

BigSarah:
Bayerns line up is empty, PSG for the Win

Which empty? Have you seen their lineup yet? Line up that comes out an hour to the time. The fact that Lewa is injured doesn't mean that PSG will still not collect in bayern's home.

Romance › Re: To Those That Doesn't Believe In Astrology by SirMichael1: 6:58pm On Apr 06, 2021

The mad people are at it again! Nonsense! Lengthy written nonsense. To think this is what people believe to the extent that they've got a compartibility index for zodiacs. Cray cray!

Food › Re: A Shitty Experience by SirMichael1: 2:52pm On Apr 06, 2021

Downey:
Yes ooo

I don't think so. A cursory look at your post and I realize that you spam threads with unrelated comment. Stop acting like a bot.

Food › Re: A Shitty Experience by SirMichael1: 2:48pm On Apr 06, 2021

Lmao. I had a similar experience too in 500l first simester. To think mine started during an exam... God, it was a very unpleasant disgusting event that I never told no one!

Surprisingly, I've been having running stomach since yesterday and didn't risk going to work today.

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Food › Re: A Shitty Experience by SirMichael1: 2:41pm On Apr 06, 2021

Downey:
''I love seeing Real Madrid lose.
It's my daily medicine, weekly energy, monthly inspiration and my yearly motivation. That's the only reason i'm still alive. I was born to enyoy and love their failure''

You sure say you okay?

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Sports › Re: "Salah Will NEVER Forget The Incident With Sergio Ramos" by SirMichael1: 6:46am On Apr 06, 2021

Jayrow08:
Do u know who they are calling POGBOOM atall?
dat guy ya werey gan oo no look small eyes look am oo as for Madguire wey u call am dat one is a beast on his own no go diaa oo

Which Pogba? Oga go sit down. Have you watch snippets on ramos misdeamors before?

Sports › Re: "Salah Will NEVER Forget The Incident With Sergio Ramos" by SirMichael1: 6:44am On Apr 06, 2021

Franckelv230:
Po wetin? For Ramos abi who?

You think we are talking about Christensen of Chelsea or lindelof for man u? I don't want to mention madguire because that one is no defender
Come on, it's Able SEGIO RAMOS YOU ARE DISCUSSING? Unless you don't pogba to play ball again for life.

It's only pepe that can challenge Ramos, because the two are killer sqauds.

Which Pepe? The one at Arsenal or Fc Porto? If it's Porto, then how will two defenders challenge themselves?

Romance › Re: How Boring Are You? by SirMichael1: 6:11pm On Apr 04, 2021

Emmanuel224:
nt good,I talk to just 1 yeah I mean 1

I run from em mostly nt bcus I'm scared o bt I just don't c d need to, I'm nt good at talking to pple male's included

some say I have pride

I sense that you're still a student. If so, what level?

Romance › Re: How Boring Are You? by SirMichael1: 5:50pm On Apr 04, 2021

Emmanuel224:
my own 2 much sha, I can spend 2wks without going outside my compound

I cud go further if I still had games to play, when I hold pad na to turn c day don finish

How's your relationship with females?

Romance › Re: How Boring Are You? by SirMichael1: 5:49pm On Apr 04, 2021

Emmanuel224:
damage done already

You can still be salvaged. All isn't lost completely.

Romance › Re: How Boring Are You? by SirMichael1: 5:08pm On Apr 04, 2021

Emmanuel224:
boring asf! I can't keep up with pple for long, they get tired of me easily

pls raise ur hands if u don't have a single friend and literally spend ur whole day on bed

Dude, you'll kill yourself very soon. Isolating yourself from people daily is as harmful as taking three packs of cigrettes.

Romance › Re: How Boring Are You? by SirMichael1: 5:04pm On Apr 04, 2021

UyaiIncomparabl:
Don't include me there.

You-I, you're a psycho.
Come on whatsapp my love.

Romance › Re: How Boring Are You? by SirMichael1: 11:16am On Apr 04, 2021*

JaneYave:
I fit no voice out my grudge but I go dey plan you for mind. If you no take time till e reach limit, u fit no believe say na me if I snap, infact, u go fear me forever. Sometimes, if I wan shock u, d war fit dey quiet and friendly sef.

You just want to have the 'deadly' tag and want people to always be conscious of your emotional stability. Truth is that there's nothing shocking about you. You're just a person who knows how to tolerate things without the ability to say no. People like you, people without the ability to say no tend not to be able to control themselves when people continue doing things they don't condone. Instead of you to to talk and say no, you start acting up, expecting people to read your mind and if they can't, you start misbehaving by throwing tantrums. People like you are immature emotionally and easily tend to exhibit feats of physical abuse.

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Romance › Re: How Boring Are You? by SirMichael1: 11:05am On Apr 04, 2021

Aplaudez:
I'm actually introverted, me, myself and I!
Bae was like only God knows how she succumbed to date me! Lol.. Same person be like, Ife your Whala too much

Lmao! We're all pyschos! You, I and Uyaiincomparabl.

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Romance › Re: We Realized Am 3yrs Older And He Is Withdrawn. How Do I Say I Already Let Go by SirMichael1: 1:38am On Apr 04, 2021

Michelle55:
Age is just a number.. The earlier some people realize this the better for everyone.

Age is just a number but you'll never marry someone who's younger than you are. Age isn't just a number. Age carries experience, carries physical and emmotional changes, age carries maturity and maturity comes at different age to different individual.

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Family › Re: I Transferred All My Salary To My Husband- Nigerian Lady by SirMichael1: 1:28am On Apr 04, 2021

fati2001:
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because you guy's are alike.

weak feathers.

This girl, hope you've registered for jamb? Register and go read your books!

Romance › Re: 3 Weeks To Our Wedding, I Feel Like Calling It Off by SirMichael1: 11:07pm On Apr 03, 2021

Wow! I really love your writting skill! Top notch!

Islam › Re: Ruling On Trading In Currencies by SirMichael1: 12:13am On Apr 03, 2021

doffman:
Same way your dad slept with your mum and given birth to you right ?

Obvious trait of a terrorist. Always condescending. I'm pretty sure you'd have beheaded me if you know my location. Your Allah that is handicapped always need someone to burn people to death for insulting his prophet who would rather sleep with underage. grin

If truly the religion of piss can be upfront about their ambition to destroy humanity.

Islam › Re: Ruling On Trading In Currencies by SirMichael1: 3:41pm On Apr 02, 2021

doffman:
You are are a truely terrorist who leave your satanic religion forum to attacked people from other forum .

Hahaha! But we aren't the ones wrecking havoc in the North East, in Afghanistan, in Iraq, in Turkey all because of a promised 77 virgins. Everything muslims do on earth is just to sleep with 77 virgins at the end. I just pray they are no underage virgins amongst them.

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Islam › Re: Ruling On Trading In Currencies by SirMichael1: 3:00pm On Apr 02, 2021

doffman:
Same way your pastor colonize your brain right ?

Lol. You're soon going to kill me because you're pissed i said the truth. Religion of piss indeed!

Islam › Re: Ruling On Trading In Currencies by SirMichael1: 9:18am On Apr 02, 2021

doffman:
Masha Allah !

Islam the perfect religion ; It touches all ways of life and beyond !

You are correct! It touches everything but seem to linger around on terrorism and deceit!

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Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Suleman: Why I Won’t Take COVID-19 Vaccine by SirMichael1: 6:47pm On Apr 01, 2021

jmoore:
Only an illiterate can spill the above. He obviously doesn't know the meaning of vaccination.

Vaccination gives you immunity. Vaccination doesn't prevent.

Dumb pastors!!!

When you go to South Africa, you need to take yellow fever vaccine before you are allowed. So nothing new if any country demands you must take the vaccine before you enter their country.

At the end, you will still take the vaccine. Because most of you pastors love to travel to obodo oyibo.

Lol! You're so dumb it's appalling!

Vaccination gives you immunity but doesn't prevent? You crazy! So a polio vaccine doesn't prevent you from getting polio but it immunizes you against polio? Any difference? The fact that you're immunized against covid-19 should make the virus docile and not transferrable, therefore, the use of nose masks, observing social distancing shouldn't be important but it is still compulsory. Shut dafuq up!

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Health › Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Moment You Had With A Nurse/Doctor? by SirMichael1: 7:30pm On Mar 31, 2021

Bms4real:
there was a time I feel down in my hostel.. around 10.30pm . I was rush to one hospital close to campus. I wake up the third day. I open my eye to see what happen to me. everyone in my hostel was there look at me. the funny part was I find out that am using camular rubber to peace.... one big nurse enter say you don wake up.. I say what. you they call yourself man abi you they cry when I want to put rubber for your thing Infront on everyone. I feel embarrassed.. I spend 15 Days there b4 I was discharge. we later become friend and give me her friend wey be nurse to they wire.. she use to joke with me Wie did you get it.. I they always feel embarrassed with that question.. thank God I did her time without number b4 I graduate... she like a god mother to me now. bcus we still see one in a while...

English shouldn't be this difficult na. Haba!

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Celebrities › Re: Enisa Learns Pidgin From Davido (Video) by SirMichael1: 10:09pm On Mar 29, 2021

Jaqenhghar:
That's not the point old man. Pointing out how hypocritical y'all are

Jaqenhghar:
A tomboy is now cute and feminine because she is chatting with your favourite musician. If she wasnt chatting with Davido, in a good day you will hurl insults at her and call her lesbian and crazy

I don't have a favorite artiste son. Now, I want you to retire to bed.

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Celebrities › Re: Enisa Learns Pidgin From Davido (Video) by SirMichael1: 9:21pm On Mar 29, 2021

Jaqenhghar:
A tomboy is now cute and feminine because she is chatting with your favourite musician. If she wasnt chatting with Davido, in a good day you will hurl insults at her and call her lesbian and crazy

Lol. I don't have a favorite musician, son.

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