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You must have had a terribly childhood, oh poor soul.

needanswer:
Many girls don't know what they offer in a relationship aside sex and it's sad though.

I don't believe in feminism, so I don't expect a girl to offer the things I am suppose to offer in a relationship. For those that are feminist, I BELIEVE YOU SHOULD OFFER THE SAME THINGS LIKE GUYS IN A RELATIONSHIP. Can never date one though.
So let me relate from personal experience what women have offered in my life and still do aside the regular-like sex, cooking, washing and other menial stuffs.

1. Extra motivation: I am highly motivated. My dad is a no nonsense man and he is strongly traditional and believes it's a man's duty to provide for ALL the needs of his family, no matter how little. And he has been doing that for close to 3 decades- so like father like son. But with a woman I seem to get extra motivation- whatever she makes I want to make more in 100 folds. So I do alot of businesses aside my job to meet up and keep meeting up.

2. Responsible: with a woman by my side, I get more respect from men and women alike (I dont mean runs girl o, I mean a girl with a good portfolio that you can introduce to friends and family). People respect you if you have money but if you are engaged or married people think you are responsible and mature.

3. Company: for most part I like my own company. I'm a social media person, so I am never unoccupied but with a woman especially an eloquent one is talk-talk-talk. The quality of the conversation may not always be top notch but sometimes human interaction beats social media engagements.

4. Pictures: I take the best pictures when I am with her. I don't like taking pictures personally, cause I dont seem to remember. My best pictures on my phone were taken by her except I go to the photo studio which I rarely do.

If I remember others, I'll drop it.

Thank you for this son. Hope you're married to this lady, if not, you'll soon understand.

KingZaddy:
Sorry this site is fuckin slow abeg...


Can't even upload easily...



Editing price is very affordable

The future is clitocurrency and no subtle or direct photo of a clit? Just a pen? Nah! C'mon now man! Up your game.

Secondly, the maltina appears way bigger than that mountain. Also, it appears to be behind the mountain and not inside the volcano and what is that stupid transparent guy doing there? Is he really standing on grasses above the atmosphere/cloud. You need a tutor.

These photos are actually stupid and very wack!

The first photo is a filter
In the second photo, he was pulling up a hand but you stupidly edited out the hand and put a maltina can neglecting to remove the fingers holding him.

Third photo is a sorry job. If that is a super hero, it is a 2d, ugly ass, scary modafucking one!

Wack job overall. Nothing exceptional.

Sarcastic101:
Someone has a better bicycle than yours


That's why you're having depression abi

Hahahaha! I'm going drunk with laughter here.

Bakare19:
Even though an Arsenal fan, I see no how that foul qualifies for a red card. A yellow card at best!

That's a second yellow, bush boy.

McLizbae:
I still insist: Bro Adesanya was way above his league. He took the challenge out of his weight's category and straight to the very champion of the higher weight (not even one of the underdogs in the higher weights category o).

Thank God he loss here, else he may go ahead and even out of the UFC to challenge AJ and one punch fit be my brother's funeral

Which AJ? Aj that I'll knock out within 3mins of entering the ring? That guy isn't strong abeg.

Xenry:
You must be a comedian
Modified: Though it's fiction, it's funny AF... I just finished reading it.

Take down that spoiler alert joor. Don't kill the fun of having to find out that it's fiction afterall. You've even killed my desire to continue reading the story self.

What you are is depressed due to your low self esteem and not anything relating to introversion.

I'm an introvert and introversion doesn't mean taking every shiit thrown at me. At work, my colleagues know that I like being quiet but they also know enough that I can sting where it hurts the most. What helps me is that I trash every behaviour immediately it is being done. I'll tell you sternly that this thing you just did, if you do it again, I'm afraid that you're gonna have a lot to deal with from me.

That way, I earn my respect.

pocohantas:
I trust them to respond. They can’t be so stupid to withdraw it once na. Even in money laundering, we get layering.

The future is phimail. They thought they could just withdraw the money because the endsars protest seem to have died its course.

DontBullshitMe:
Better the money is withdrawn. Inflation will deplete it.

It's in bitcoin stupid! Which inflation?

Salah is the definition of stupid. How did he miss that?

plethora007:
The Norwegian scored his second double against Sevilla in this last-16 tie to put his side on course for the quarter-finals

Erling Haaland set another Champions League record with his second strike of the evening against Sevilla on Tuesday - but the phenomenon was made to work harder than usual for the goal.

The Norwegian beat Bono from the penalty spot to put Dortmund 2-0 up, in the process taking his own tally to 20 in the competition. It took Haaland just 14 games to reach the mark, meaning he made it quicker than any other player in history.

Dortmund were pegged back on the night as the match ended 2-2, however they won the tie 5-3 on aggregate and have reached the Champions League quarter-finals.

5-4 or 5-3? Correct it please.

Ademola47:
But something seems mixed up.
Since they played 2-1 after 90 mins making 3-3 on Aggregate, I expect them not to use away goal in the added time.

They do use away goals during extra time too.

Josbreed:
This means that your oga is your grand uncle, and his daughter is your ''grand cousin/second cousin''. Now judge that by yourself.

Oga, in that case everyone's parents are lost-cousins with themselves since we're all from adam and eve.

moremuch1:
As long as you are related one way or the other by blood, my brother disembark.

meanwhile
check my signature to mine for free a new Cryptocurrency that is about to be launched soon

Fvck that shit! We're are all from adam and eve and therefore related.

Mynd44 do I need to remind you what time it is or Seun, do I have to sue you before you update?

Lalasticlala, what kind of lakadastical behaviour is this? I don't have to have dominion over you, Dominique, or do I?

Do the video call behind a steering make I see how she wan stop the call.

doggedfighter:
We mentioned each other on Chioma and

Davido's matter here once that was how that moniker registered in my head.


We kept mentioning each other back and forth that day
Your watch has ended.

Fare thee well, sister !

In other words, you guys were going all out on each other. That lady was known for violence though.


RIP Victoria. Funny as I never engaged her in a convo due to the attitude I have often come across from her with other nicks. A fierce lady with a knack for getting angry quick and boastful too. Her watch has ended.

Bookmarked!!

Danhoys:
I could totally relate to you dear op, but I'm sure we're the lucky ones.

First of all, you married someone you love, someone you find both romantically and sexually attractive.

That's a plus.

When I and my hubby were passing through this turbulent phase, what helped was having similar interest.

I'm hugely into politics, and so is my husband. Trust me, there is always something to gist on when he's back from work.

Aside from politics, we're both hardcore gamers too, and we're already saving to get PS4, and it doesn't stop us from giving our young kids the attention they deserve.

Aside that, we both have huge interest in other areas too, like science. There is always something to talk about.

I've always love men who are built, and my husband knows this.

Every weekend, we go running, and we help each stay fit. Sometimes I teases him that he should be a model, and I do take alluring pictures of him too.

I'm a super intelligent lady, (not bragging), so I ensured that my husband's intellect matched with mine before saying 'I do!'

We've been married for 5 years now, and the love and fun is still there. During leave, we always make it a duty to travel to another state, and see an interesting place.

A week vacation doesn't hurt, and it has a way to rekindle the love we have for each other.

When you marry your friend, you discover that your love is new every morning lol.

Work and children can't steal love away, that's an excuse people give to avoid talking about how they no longer find their partner attractive or interesting.

I don't want to talk about sex, cause ours is on a whole new level. Sex shouldn't be the traditional offing of light and missionary thrusting.

That's boring!!! It needs spicing every time or it becomes boring and a chore.

I wouldn't like to go into details, before some religious folks label us sinners.

You have work to do, and I'm sure you've gotten a cue from my write up. Wishing you more bliss in marriage.

iphunanya:
Sunscreen do come last after you must have applied your face moisturizer. It is usually applied on the face and the décolleté (neck and upper chest) 15 to 20 minutes before you leave the house.

You need to properly massage it into your skin as some of them tend to leave a white cast on the face.

Sunscreens generally do not have any fragrance. You should try the Black Girl sunscreen or Neutrogena Hydro boost sunscreen. It would give you a lovely glow. They are both in 88ml containers. Their prices ranges between N8000 to N11000

For maximum protection, reapply every 2hours and also use the 2-fingers rules to know the quantity to apply on your face.

NB
The attached picture is what the 2 fingers rule means. �

Thank you for your time. You've been helpful.

When a soldier achieves a new promotion, women serve them their ranks which further buttress that the job of a woman is to assist.

If you want to make it in life, get a woman to assist you. Also, if you want to die before your time, get a woman to assist you too.

Eryyy92:
klopp out

ole in

You must be mad!

iphunanya:
Actually, there is no difference between the face and body sunscreen as both have the same composition, so you can use your face sunscreen for your body as well especially those sunscreens that come in either 150ml or 200ml containers.

Alright. Last question. Does one apply the sunscreen after applying a cream or just sunscreen without cream? How is sunscreen applied and which of the sunscreen lotion you mentioned have the best perfume, please?

iphunanya:
The affordable ones for the body are
1.Eucerin daily hydration lotion with spf 15
2. Lubriderm daily moisture lotion with spf 15
3. Bondi Sans sunscreen lotion spf 50

For face;
1. Cerave hydrating sunscreen face lotion spf 50
2. Aveeno hydrate and protect face moisturizer with spf 30/60/70
3. Differin oil control moisturiser with sunscreen spf 30
4. Black girl sunscreen spf 30
5. Bondi sans sunscreen lotion for the face spf 50
6. Altruist sunscreen spf 30/50
Neutrogena hydroboost sunscreen spf 30/50

Thank you for your time so far. I want to know though, why are there different sunscreen for face and body? What's so special about the skin of the face?

iphunanya:
Okay. For me I don't trust products that doesn't state the actual amount of spf in it. You can go ahead and use it for your body. And for your face, you need a sunscreen of at least spf30.

Alright. What skin product do you advice I purchase that has at least spf 30?

iphunanya:
If the sunscreen content is up to SPF30, then you are good to go.. Anything lower isn't advisable!

It doesn't tell the content. It only wrote 'with sunscreen protection'

Has anyone an infomation on the body cream, Natures Magic? My sister advised me to get it as it contains sunscreen too.

HellVictorinho:
It is the responsibility of the government to ensure development.

Surely if inventors like Zuckerberg, elon musk, bill gate, e.t.c., had left development to the government, we as humans wouldn't be at this very stage of rapid information dissemination.

Lordswazz:
The human imagination is the limit. If you imagine small, you achieve small; if you imagine great things, you accomplish great things.

In a country/continent where all our topics of discussion center on Fulani herdsmen, RUGA, silhouette challenge, plot of land, indomie and egg, 4,000 Megawatts national power capacity and the latest sex video leaks even in this 21st century of fast-paced change, it is no surprise that no meaningful advancement in the common lot of humanity has ever originated from here.

We will always look up to others to define the future of humanity until we outgrow smallness of thoughts.

In your own simple way, what have you done for Nigeria. We Nigerians are quick to lash ourselves and complain all day when we add nothing to the society. What have you created boy? What in your entire existence is patented to you? You all complain morning to night then rinse and repeat the next day.

Michelle55:
You did the right thing bro.. Anyone expecting a plate of rice on my wedding day will wait till eternity because I ain't doing that shit.

If you want to celebrate with me, wait until after I've fought and conquered the stress, phases and struggles of my marriage with my husband by my side, then I will throw a big party for y'all( just come, eat and celebrate with us) I don't need anything from you

Celebrate your post marriage and not your pre-wedding!!

If he ends up using his life savings to please the wife and her family, what will he use to feed her after the wedding? No be only talk of the town, na talk of the nation e go be

Some people with unrealistic expectations sef yet they won't add a dime to make that dream a reality.. Mtcheew!

Post marriage? Is that even a thing? There's nothing like post marriage, rather post wedding because marriage is a process that never ends until death do both couples part.

nkwuocha1:
Lol...Go Hilton go collect woman wig and slippers.O boy you go sleep for Mogadishu barracks.

The guy get luck say na for posh eatery e tried this shiit mehn.

For say na where me and my guys dey hang out you tried this shiit ehn, him for don wear that wig wey him commit from the babe head.

Babe dey with a guy, you just come embarrass him guest unto say wetin?Guy, if you no fit wait make she reach your side, you no get any right to _fuck up the babe and the guy like that!

I see my babe with a guy, I go dey collect her slippers and wig, that's bullshit mehn.I can't even embarrass myself like that because of a woman.

Last last e get mind run that because the babe no get ogbanje wey dey worry her.Try this with those ones wey dey _fuck spirit husband demons for dream and see her strip herself first before descending on you

How a guy go dey with chick, you go dey collect the wig still embarrass the both, you dey craze?! .I must make sure I put her for taxi wey go carry her reach where she won go, as if I put her for my car the _idiot fit break my glass. ;DBunkum olofo!

You too dey make noise. Shut up!