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StatmanDave

Aaron Wan-Bissaka has 2 Premier League assists in 2020, Trent Alexander-Arnold is the only full-back with more (4).

Identifying and improving on his weaker areas. ���

What can I say? TTA be giving RBs standards since the begining of time! TTA, the modern day complete RB. FACT!

Igbojihadist:
4 ur mind abi

Seems you haven't been watching football since the begining of this seaason. We always smash at anfield!

Igbojihadist:
which is impossible 4 them

If chelshit doesn't misbehave like usual, you guys are going no where.

Donniest22:
Don't count your Anfields b4 they hatch

Lol. I'll hold my breath!

BABANGBALI:
When Manchester United was still Manchester United by now we would have beated these people by 10 goals to nothing

Please beated them.

Igbojihadist:
oga y man u matter dey pain u make i dey look wetin crystal palace go do you

Everybody know say crystal palace na walk over for anfield na. What are we saying here?

BABANGBALI:
When Manchester United was still Manchester United by now we would have beated these people by 10 goals to nothing

Lo! Which united? The one of alex or which? Incase you don't know, sheffield united has one of the best defensive records in epl and that your loanee, dean henderson has more cleanshits than de gea! Fact!

Igbojihadist:
then what is your problem with man u

I just don't want you to play champions league football. I prefer sheffield united than man u for the 4th on the table.

Mrviktor:
We need second goal..
Sheffield is dangerous.

I no trust De Gea.

Nd we no get sub.. All our stars are on the pitch.


Abi na Chong wan score..

Come on boys

Lmao! Ighalo no be una supersub again? Flops! Watch how una lose this match.

Mrviktor:
When last did we score corner self

The last time maguire head the ball and that was 8Months ago.

Igbojihadist:
chelSHIT fans spotted

Lol! Currently, my team sits 34 points clear off you guys (assuming you don't lose or draw this match) and we will go 37poimts clear after 10:30pm!

Goal cancelled!

As a Liverpool and Messi fan, I loved that freekick against Allison but even more do I love. "...and corner taken quickly"

But Messi is great and Ronaldo is also great but I love Messi's greatness more.

sweetyme001:
So if my brother is depressed I should be dancing?

Stupid line of thought!

So if your brother is mad, should you also tow his path? Should you also be mad?

dottozil:
My thought exactly, he should look for someone else to replace the girl even if he has no one he should tell them to pause the lesson till he sees someone worthy. I believe if he explains to them how things unfold they will definitely help him

It doesn't even have to be someone worthy, anyone would do, preferebly anyone seemingly beneath the ex' just to spite her.

Seniorboy001:
She never planned any evil against me...when I started dating her she told me she isn't a virgin, yes we had sex but i asked her how it happened when we started dating she refused telling me about it.....but yesterday she told me she was disvirgined during the rape

Lol. Typical line of a hoe when she feel the relationship is leading somewhere. It's a lie. If she is still in close contact with her aggressors, then it means she was never raped! A psychological trauma of such magnitude will see the victim running away from her aggressors to prevent further misdemeanors. I wonder why she still keep in touch with them when she can carry out her revenge from a distance. She's a lying ass bitch!

paulolee:
1..attend diffrent mumu types of churches with strange names because of girls
2..join worker for churcb tire bcoz of gals
3..attend lectures outside my dept courses jus to get numbers
4..sub thier fone so they can be happy n allow me browse
5..use my skul fee buy fone for one and nearly dropped out if no be naijabet wey come tru
6..victim of stolen wallet, charger, cords, ear pods, fancy slips, laptop bag, expensive perfums, wristwatches from new dates dt came to sleeop over because am a deep sleeper i sabi sleep rubbish after all nite nunu....
gat stop typing bcoz d memories don even mk me de cry..

sorry bro. Na every guy dey sleep deep after that exercise.

Was the hair learning registration in your brother's name? If yes, he should meet with hair dressers, make them a deal to have him bring in another lady to take his ex' place and thereafter, prevent her from coming there.

But your brother is a weak man. He previously knew she was a serial cheat but still intended to marry her? Anyways, you should not wife a hoe, neither should you hoe a wife.

pcappstore:
Yam pottage/Yam porridge (Asaro) is a very delicious Yam recipe ... on how to make the Nigerian Yam ...

Download msvcp100.dll

I don't understand why you'd advertise a .dll file extension. Not like you'll receive any comission from it.

Why 1m? What's so special about the machine? You didn't tell of its speciality, didn't tell of its efficiency by percentage, you didn't think we'd love to know why its a lot expensive? Typical mentality of Igbos!

So it's even a packaging machine and not a processing machine. Don't rip people off their money.

Artiiclebeast:
Who's this klootzaak?

Zwijg teef!

olaric:
Now, this is becoming too childish. Engaging your personal aids immediately after they were sacked to me is irrational. Why not count the cost before trying to show off? Of course you need all the goodwill you can get, but it is more important to consider the financial implications before doing this.

Lol. Did he tell you the public funds have finished?

Artiiclebeast:
Such a heart-rending story.

So sorry.

You can see how hypocritical we humans can be.

Someone was subtly crying out for help or just someone to give her a few encouraging words of " do not despair or give up hope, all will be well". For where?

Na now when she no fit hold am again kukuma and everything dem go begin write their fake long stories and rubbish tributes.

We are all too frigging self-centered and selfish, but at the end of the day, when you take a proper and cursory look at life and all the struggle therein, it becomes all glaring how fleeting it truly is, and our struggles for accumulations are nothing but utter greed cum vain insatiability.

Rest on pretty woman.

We dey wait for our own time but before then, we want try see how much of an impact we fit make for this life.


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Oga shut it! Shut it already! Do not act like you're some fvcking saint that would do otherwise. For starters, that looked like a harmless post until she decided to take it a notch higher by taking her own life. Tons of posts like that have i seen on facebook and whatsapp status with non ending their lives and receive hilarious replies! Maybe if she wanted help she shouldn't have masked under being happy-evidence with the emoji, she would have reached out to sincere friends!

The moment we continue supporting depressive act like this by saying rubbish like these without asking them to speak up, is just enough to give them reasons why they should end it. So don't blame her innocent facebook friends for their act, blame the lady for not passing across her message well.

if you're battling with depression, social media isn't always the best resort. Talk to concerned friends and family members. Most times, your social media friends aren't really friends. You can have over 3k+ friends and only 50 concerned friends. Facebook even filters your timeline so even some concerned friend will not see her post and the ones that may see aren't always online.

All these 'hello, hope you're good?' that sounds like a normal everyday question can be used as a medium to cry out.

paulolee:
only tin i grabbed is dt closure is key...
keep telling people dt this life and relationship things dnt av manual or one pattern, if u meet a bea new, try and understand each other and do what fits each other, u can't treat jane this way and use the same way to treat patience....was tripple dating 3 totally different gals sometimes last year and discovered dt d gals av each preferences, one loves it more wen i call, text and chats, the other dnt care and was still happy even as i often call her, prefare texting d more and the last even warned me from day one dt she doesn't like calls or, texts or chats n she just wana see me all day and always gv me emergency calls dt she want to come over......dts was wen i realized dt before trying to please a bea, u must understand her totally leaving all oda experience with oda girls constant..

You're no longer in kindergarten so stop writing like you're in one.

dominique:
You shut up if you cannot counter my post with a sensible rebuttal. You must be a broke, hungry leeching man for my innocent submission to irk you this much

Lalasticla, Seun, Mynd44. Rule 2 broken.

A female who lives above her income which could be as a result of the help of her biological father. Then again, could be that she once worked in a rich establishment but got laid off, then got this mini job for now.

No be everybody be hoe.

pansophist:
1. Lions are called the king of the jungle because Tigers (and other stronger formidable predators) do not live in the jungle. In other words, the people who look down on you do so because you haven't assumed your throne and shine in your glory. Go be a king in your domain.

2. Resurrect your inner b!tch. The world is a jungle, and being Mr nice guy will not take you far. The unrelenting you are to exhume your inner b!itch, the farther you go.

3. Formal education will make you a living, but self-education will make you a fortune. True life's education is experienced outside the classroom. know the difference between to be schooled and to be educated.

4. Being nice and incapable of inflicting harm is not a virtue. It is a weakness. The ability to inflict an untold amount of damages, but chooses not to, is a virtue.

5. If they stand behind you protect them. If they stand beside you, respect them. But if they stand against you, destroy them.

6. Be aware of your vices, and do not let it destroy your life. A typical vice for men is philandering, negative aggression, greed, alcoholism, etc. For women, it is prostitution, chaos, vindictiveness, narcissism, and dissatisfaction.

7. The antidote to suffering in life is responsibility. pursue what is worth dying for, and every other suffering you pass through shall be insignificant.

8. Never be afraid to walk alone, instead be afraid to walk mindlessly with the crowd. Your mind can be your greatest asset, and your greatest liability, depending on if you nourish it well. Be a solitary Tiger if needed, not a mindless sheep.

9. As a man, your superpower lies in being masculine, and for women, being feminine. Understand this and accentuate it to the best of your ability.

10. The ability to express yourself eloquently is power. The power of speech can move mountains, bring down standing armies, and give meaning to life. Be eloquent. The content of your speech speaks more about the speaker, as opposed to the subject. The formation of your mental sophistication is expressed through the content of your words.

11. The weaker you are, the more fight you will get into. The stronger you are, the less fight you will get into either. To thrive is to be tough.

12. Anyone that loves you in the truest meaning of love is your family. Love unites people not blood, though love coming from blood relation is thicker. To understand the true meaning of love, substitute the word ''love'' with responsibility. Love without responsibility is not love, it is infatuation.

13. the natural mandate is that anything valuable comes from the inside. If an egg is broken by an outside force, life ends. If it is broken by an inner force, life begins. Do not let external forces suppress your inner voice.

14. Approach every human relationship and connections with a sense of mutualism, conversely, do not entangle with someone who does not understand this timeless rules. Mutualism is growth, parasitism is death. The tree provides shelter for the bird to nest, and the birds help the tree by spreading its seeds to fertile ground. to germinate.

15. The gentle walk of a tiger is not foolishness, but strategic. In life, know when to give up, preserver, and what deserves your energy and resources, to avoid falling deep into the "sunk cost effect".

16. Have boundaries. A hen is harmless, but as soon as it hatches, its mouth used for eating becomes a weapon to defend and protects it chick, regardless of the aggressors size.

This is a brilliant input!

Mariangeles:
You shouldn't add milk if it's for medicinal purpose.



You know what? Why not just buy a pack of green or black tea, and save yourself the stress?
Also, if you can get moringa leaves, those are very good too.

Sis, if i know where black tea or green tea is sold, i would have left your mention since. For the moringa, i'll google that.

Olamsanj:
Sir, pls help me look into this result. Color: Milky white Ph: alkaline Volume: 3.8mls Viscosity: moderate
Sperm total density: 54million cells Motility grading Excellent movement : 19% Good: 34% Sluggish: 9% Non progressive: 1% Stagnant cells: 37%
Morphology grading Normal sperm cells: 86%
Pus cells: 0-1

I'll reply you later today please. Make I sleep fess.

Mariangeles:
It's not about the taste na, it's the benefits that count.

Thanks. If I decide to add milk, will that still be tea?

Secondly, I haven't come across any guava leaf that I didn't plant. The one I did didn't grow to full size and died 'cause I didn't water it and had an habit of plucking its leaves for tea. Now I need suggestions. Should I go to a nursery and buy a guava plant, then plant and wait for 5years before I drink tea or should I just earnestly scout around, find a big guava tree, buy it and start drinking tea? I really want to drink tea. Advice as appropriate.

Liftedhands:
abracadabra.

Don't tell me you ate it with its root.