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Mariangeles:
Then get guava leaves.

I don try am. I no like the taste. It didn't have any taste self, just smelt of menthol.

Mariangeles:
You want fresh tea leaves?

You're just whining me abi? But yes please.

Mariangeles:
The cracks mean that there's enough butter or margarine.




No, that's chocolate drink.
Tea is made from dry leaves of camellia sinensis.

THANKS. How do i get the leaves? Is it readily available in the north? I once read that it's a good detoxicant

Mariangeles:
M ji eme gini? A ñu chaa, ihu azaa k'onye loro utara akpu!
Owudikwa mme!

I avoid processed sugar as much as I can.
I would have preferred pure cocoa, but it's not easy to get, so I settle for tea or coffee moderately (antioxidants loaded)
Caffeine is my Achilles heel though

Sorry please but isn't tea the combination of milk and milo?

Dyt:
Steamed

Lol. I just felt the excess cracks wouldn't be there if she baked it 'cause she would have coated with egg.

Liftedhands:
Dinner breakfast and lunch.

Sorry please but how did you get a plant to grow on that rice? I'm just curious.

Mariangeles:
I love the rainy season
Crusty meatpie and hot tea for the weather

Baked or fried?

UyaiIncomparabl:
Thanks, my small boyfriend. Let's go when you are financially ready.

What about 'stay with a guy so that when he's wealthy, he'll marry you', abi how them dey talk am?

Let's start from the scratch babes. Na that kind love dey sweet pass.

ChelseaDr:
Good one there SirMichael1, he should also be advised to go see the doctor that requested for that investigation. Apt analysis

Thank you. He'll love an additional advice and I feel you can give him more.

UndauntedYOCA:
Lol, no but I must admit that I have slept while writing exams.
I had just moved to Abuja to join my dad (now late), I was required to write and entrance exam before I'd be admitted into primary 2, well, given that I had started school late, learnt to speak English language at age 6 (lol, I spoke just Yoruba till I was 6 thereabout) so I wasn't so bright then, well, after I had got dome with English language part I was required to write a math exam, na there my my village pipu sidan on top my matter, I knew close to nothing and suddenly began to doze off, lol. It wasn't funny back then, I was in a pathetic state and my stepsister had to use the butt side of her umbrella to wake me up. Lol, na so I take repeat primary one oooo . When I remember that day I just laugh and I tend to use my experience as an example to parents, guardians etc not to be negative when a child appears to be dull because I was TERRIBLE, patience, love and dedication help a child grow and learn not insults and beatings.
Oh, back then in UI I would once in a while sleep while writing exams because I only assimilate and night (from 2100- 6am), and during exam period I would read back to back ooooo, so yea, about 5 times all through my year in school I slept due to fatigue.
Happy father's day to the amazing dads here. Let me chime this in, though late, my dad helped shape me greatly and his love, teachings and all keep moulding me daily.

I too have slept in an examination hall. The night before, i didn't sleep and decided to cover the bulky programming material. Oboi, I and my friend went to class to read by 8pm after dinner. Since it was a programing course, i was with the system while reading. Each time i feel sleepy, i just put an action movie, watch for like 10mins and continue reading. At about 3am in the morning, i wasn't assimilating but being stubborn, i didn't sleep but continued trying to read till like 6am. I walked back to the hostel, fetched water, bath and got to exam hall 7:30am. Exam was 8am-11am. 1 hour into the exam, my brain was not cooperating. It just stopped giving me what i needed, what i knew, like it just shut off! Damn, i was tired cracking the brain, it was tired overworking and obeying me. Finally i decided i should bow my head and crack this brain (my greatest undoing). Sincerely, i didn't know what happened 'cause the last time, i remembered trying to remember stuff and the next thing i got was a tap from the invigilator. Damn, i was embarrassed and when he asked me why was i sleeping loudly? It was like the ground should just open up and swallow all my classmates! I just lied and said i was having headache. I appreciate him 'cause if he didn't wake me, i might as well wake up at the end of the paper.

i was in 200l then but till i grad, there was this particular guy that always teased me about it.

Dust? Lol.

The body's dirt cannot totally be washed away. You've got layer upon layers of dead skins and simple washing of soap, warm water and sponge won't exfoliate you. Therefore, when you wash your body and clean off, your wipe away little traces of dead skin, unwashed dirts, etc. And overtime, the build up of these cause accumulated dirt on towels.

Also, drying a damp towel acts as an avenue for dirts, dusts or smokes to cling to. Repeated cycle cause accummulation.

MasterRahl:
I'm not disputing that fact! You are 100% correct. But Oyakhilome should go in and touch them. Our health workers have embarked on a strike due to the lack of Personal Protective Equipment. You think they don't know what's happening?
COVID-19 is transferred via respiratory droplets. Respiratory droplets are airborne. Going into a quarantine facility puts you at risk whether you touch the patients or not. You're also at risk whether you touch your face or not. The entire environment is a highly infected one. That's why you see the doctors and nurses covered from head to toes baba. Whether you touch them or not, once you get into that facility, you're at risk unless you have a PPE.

Lol. You're partly right. It isn't airbone, else we won't stay a min of 1m between each other, we'll stay completely out of sight. It's droplet-borne and that is why you should avoid nasal excretion or saliva excretion. Now the reason for the PPEs is to protect you from the infection that those in the ICU carry. Those chronic cases that wouldn't stop coughing and sneezing while or not being placed in a ventilator. It is highly infectious because you don't know who sneezed or coughed before the doctors come in and you also don't know who is about to sneeze or cough while attending to patients. Besides, there are acute case and not severe cases. They all exist in the isolation unit, although different wards. Back to the point, the not severe cases can be touched but you can't even be allowed into the ICU in any isolation unit, so how can you touch them?

Waydex01:
Thanks sir for this, I have already completed the treatment for the staphylococcus.. I was placed on Gent and oxfloacin for 7days. Thanks

That's good. Many strains of Staph are resistant to drugs and that's why people say that staph has no cure as it keeps comming back. If it reoccurs, please try vancomycin. It has more potency on stubborn strains.

Meanwhile, I updated my first post. Having said that, get to know her ovulation period (her most fertile days) which is few days before her red days (menstrual cycle). Armed with that information, stay off sex or masturbation or ejaculation for 3-4 days (Min. period of sperm refill into the sperm sack) before the start of her cycle, then on the cool night of her ovulation, please perform marital duties (coitus) on her and immediately after, she should sleep and not walk around.

Goodluck on your first Son and do give me a mention 9-10months from now. God bless.

Waydex01:
Thanks for this brilliant analysis.. Really appreciate, is this result enough for fertilisation?

Often times, it isn't advisable that a patient be told his fertilsation index as this could lead to irregularities between couples if left unchecked. Besides, you're just 3months into marriage and except if you've been trying couple of months before marriage, you've got nothing to fear. It could still be the homones playing tricks. Anyways, you're fine and can father children but please check that underlying STI, if left for long, your sperm motility will reduce further. As it is now, it's even high.

Coming back to modify

modified: You abstained for 4days between ejaculation, your spermcount per milli-litre is 131million of spermatozoa. After the 4days, sample of your sperm was taken and found to be...

SPERMCOUNT: 131MIL/ML. In a ml of your sperm, you have 131mil spermcount.


VOLUME: 1.5ml. This means you ejaculated 1 and 1/2 of a ml which is 196.5mil spermatozoa. Now is this fertile or non fertile? You get to find out below.

MOTILITY: 45 Percent active. 45 percent of your spermatozoa is active and fertile. That's 88.4mil fertile and active cells.

15 percent sluggish motile: that's 29.5mil of sperm cells that's thrifting between being redundant and active sperm cell. If you ask me, i'll say these cells are useless in trying to fertilize an overy. It can only go far enough to be killed by the uterian wall.

40 percent non mortile: Of the 196.5mil of spermatozoa, 78.6ml is redundant, that is non active and can't swim up to either ovary.

VISCOSITY: Watery. In lay man term, this signifies the thickness of your ejaculation which is watery.

Morphology which is 80percent normal: 80 percent size,shape and maturity (which isn't limited to the characteristic feature of the head and tail of a spermatozoa) of your 1.5ml ejaculation which is 196.5ml is normal. That means, 157.2mil (over 1ml) is in good shape. Thing is, the good news is that a very high percentage is in good shape, size, e.t.c and this 157.2mil consists of active, sluggish and in-active sperm cells. We can't really tell each percentages and so if I'm to assume and say all non motile + all sluggish motile which is 108.1mil exists in this 80% morphology index (which is never possibile), that will be 51.1ml active sperm cell which is still above the average for low sperm count of 40mil.

I hope I didn't eventually confuse you though?

SO IN ESSENCE, YOU'RE DOING ALRIGHT AND CAN FERTILIZE AN EGG.

Each time this filthiness in guise of a transgendered comes up, I'm left with nothing but disgust. Awfully and unapologetically appalling!

Tueh!

Happy birthday to my dad! He's one in a million. The ordeals he had to go through after he got retrenched and the persistancy he's always shown towards life and how loving he can be (even though he doesn't know how to show it himself but through my mum). He is my role model and he has never for once lay hands on my mum and I'm proud of him.

Having my Dad as a role model and my Mum who never talks back at him is my goal. Infact, the type of marriages I see around (save for NL) has only increased my desire for a long term partner. I mean, we have 6 married tenants and not for once have i heard them shout and fight each other. Throwing punches? Nah.

Against the popular notion that marriage is scary, I see marriage as a place of great solitude and peace.

MasterRahl:

LEAD BY EXAMPLE!!!

Chris Oyakhilome should drive to the nearest COVID-19 quarantine facility. He should lay hands on at least two patients. Cameras should beam it live for all good Nigerians to watch.

After two weeks, he should be tested and if the results shows negative, then we will compel all pastors to follow suit.

Nonsense and Oshiomole's failed political career.

Sir, Covid-19 is not contractable by physical touch, hence touching a sick patient does not mean I'll get infected, except if the droplets falls on my hand and I then touch my mouth, nose or eyes. For starters, it's first a respiratory sickness before it begins to damage internal organs.

breadplanets:
For a rainy evening

Intresting. What's for dinner? Fried egg and Agida?

UyaiIncomparabl:
Ahem! First time post. I hope I get the strength to keep posting regularly.

Afang soup with better condiments inside.

My mum has been asking me when I'll bring my girlfriend over for our introduction. I think I'm ready. So babes, what do you say, we should go see them next week, right?


Meanwhile, I showed my mum this pics and 'what a great cook you are', she exclaimed, 'my son is in good hands'.

TheSourcerer:
IRMA BLUE





Remember when Britney Spears danced with a giant snake draped around her neck during the 2001 MTV Video Music Awards? Now, imagine if that cobra had not been properly handled and bit Spears and killed her. Sadly, this is actually what happened to an Indonesian singer named Irma Bule. While performing in Karawang, Indonesia, in 2016, the 29-year-old was handling a live cobra "stage prop" she'd used for years. 

During just her second song, the snake bit Bule on the thigh. She didn't think much of it, assuming that someone had defanged or de-venomed the cobra. No one had. Around 45 minutes later, Bule was still doing her show when she started vomited and seizing. She was pronounced dead at a local hospital.

Lol. A bad day to be a lover of snakes. Lalasticlala, see why I told you to stop your love for snakes? It always doesn't end well.

Emperordynasty:
Seriously bruv.....it's a bloody scam...they keep changing policies till you are even exhausted and finally allow them to take your money ....lpv is owned and run by cooperate theives

The idea is to keep earning on google adsense and also ripping people off! It's a lesson though but never again will I fall for such.

Emperordynasty:
Convincing my dad to register me on Lpv earning forum and boasting about the turn up I'm going to make out of it during this lockdown.......
Only for the useless stupidly fake lpv to disappoint me...now I'm more broke than I was b4

Lmao. That site is a scam! One whatsapp tv i had was just broadcasting the thing with people's testimonies but when i joined, oboi, the thing just vex me. I don't even log in anymore. Make them carry the money.

ManuelMount:
Mine was when there wasn't light for some time and my dad bought fuel for Gen, so when he left I on the Gen and forgot to put it in the last station he left it . So when he came he asked if I on the Gen I said no immediately they brought light and TV on


I just weak I felt bad for being caught lying


The shame that catch me ehn

Your dad probably thought they brought the light while he was away and you changed the channel.

Even though I'm an Edo boy, Igarra, I find this back and forth thread about APC and Edo rukus stale. Obaseki has moved, Oshio has been discharged. What's with the on and on trouble? Abeg I don tire, no be only Edo dey naija. Clearly looking at it, matter don settle until after election and we'll have everyone shouting again.

Really, i want to see him in bayern. That left wing needs some pace!

delectablegyal:
all ladies are the same. they don't know what they want. that is why she tells you she just wants orals, no sex and while you are at it, she tells you to insert your phallus.

Must everything about you be sex? I meant behavioural pattern.

Sex is a dicey thing. She wants the dick midway only means she's going with the flow. It's justs a case of 'if you're going half a mile, just go a mile then'

delectablegyal:
there are no rules to these things. she could allow you to have sex with her the first time you are meeting her if you have game. she could stress the life out of you before she gives you just her number. she could take time before she give you a yes and if you are not persistent enough she lets you go. you don't use the same tactics for all ladies but it is a known fact that all ladies are emotional. the best way to make a lady have sex with is to appeal to her emotion.

Not all guys have that time to spend on ladies. You guys should all get a manual for your behaviours, i.e., a generic way on how you all should act at every instance. We guys don't like confused beings. Just always come with a manual from birth.

Lol. Who said Ajimobi is dead?

delectablegyal:
sex sells. phuck you all who don't like my sexual threads.

Sex sells. Yes! That's when you're not selling us dumb threads every other day

Why's the surrounding dark by 1pm? Something you aren't saying?