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My only joy is that it isn't about sex today, but apart from that, another waste of cyber space to go down like the rest of your threads.

oluwafemme129:
What do you think happened that night?

Weddings moments are known to be the happiest feelings for couples and one of the side attractions are wedding photos.

When you come across a wedding photo that is so hilarious just like this one, it becomes a crime if you refuse to share.

A Kenya man is having the best time of his life hanging at the back of his newly acquired Mercedez Benz e350.

When I asked my followers on Facebook what caption would best describe this wedding photo, one of them suggested this "Rocking my newly acquired Mercedes Benz e350", it's really funny, isn't it?

What would your caption of this funny wedding photo be?

The hilarious wedding photo pictures the man rocking his wife from behind sending a clear message to his fans the intention he has for that night. Don't ask me what are his intentions lol.

It's a beautiful thing to find love and just as we know, marriage is a blessing for couples.

I don't know how it's done in Kenya, but here in Nigeria when you get married, you proceed on a seven days honeymoon where you relax and just enjoy yourself. Chopping of any style is allowed as folks will be expecting big tummy from the woman in some month's time lol.

This Kenya man is so lucky he didn't get married here in Nigeria most especially to a calaber girl of Nigerian heritage. He would have seen pepper that night for pulling such wedding photo stunt lol.

Trust Nigerians ladies them no dey carry last at all.

The photo has since gone viral on Facebook with everyone commenting on the man for displaying his talent.

To all men, when you get married don't be afraid of showing yourself because she is now your property and you are free to do whatever you wish with her that night...

all these captions for one picture? Na wah.

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright




Nope! He is not supporting obaseki
Oba of Benin don't do politics
Read carefully. He is not taking side

That's a subtle way of supporting those who don't support godfatherism. Obeseki doesn't want godfatherism, oba of benin doesn't too. A clear case of the enemy of my enemy is my friend!

The next time we'll hear from buhari after these terrorists and fulani herdsmen carry out their heinous crime, he'll come out and be shock absorbing everything. Lackluster and nonchalant chalant chief of staff.

If there's any two persons that will be happy that Oshio is disqualified, it will be ondo state governor and obaseki. Mr Akeredolu, your happiness is well recieved over here.

That's my oba supporting Obaseki. It's finished!

smithsammy:
Good, you do not take sides, lest the throne be ridiculed like that of Kano emir. I wish Edo state the best in the coming election.

LOL. Even if he takes side, Oba of Benin cannot be dethroned by a mortal, except the gods. The colonial masters tried it and failed.

blazingblender:
I really appreciate you for your kind support sir i am happy dat atleast som1 understands wat am passin tru ....but the truth is i left anambra state (nsugbe to be precise) a very long time ago about 14 yrs ago and also i dont think i will rememba her face cus she no longa lives wit ha aunt ..but my mom knows the lady(ha aunt)

Will it be possible to get her whereabout? My team handles cases like these.

I'm sorry once again. No one should go through what you went through.

blazingblender:
i was once raped and to be frand when girls rape it is worst ...talking from experience that was back then in 2002 i was stil quite young my mom and dad always leave us (cus am twin) in d hands of our neighbours maid a 13 yr old fking bitch everytime i cum into d room this gal will direct my bro (twin) outside so he can play wit friends .... a young soul like mine meva took offense in all this, thinkin it was normal......, she would force me to drink her urine lick her cunt and even her ass ... as disgustin as it may sound ... dis shit is real aswr........dats y wen i hear of guys raping gals i feel notin cus a part of me is really pained and d funniest part is dat bitch is married wit kids ....sometimes gys rape gals to pay them bac 4 wat odas did to them .... just imagine dis gal wil suck my spermless dick until i felt severe pains really painful ...no one knws abt all dis except my twin ....,. d truth is when gals rape it is more painful

I'm sorry about your childhood experience and if you don't mind getting justice, I'll like to prosecute the said lady and with your full permission, I'll like to take up this case. No one deserves to be raped!

I'm a law practitioner by the way.

seniorgozman:
A woman can rape a man and most men want it

You must have taken a lot of statistical data to come to this conclusion. However, only few sex starved and financially incapable men want to be raped, then again, most of this 'select few' have acute cognitive disorder.

Most intelligent nairalanders? definitely not you.

Males: Poetictwen.ty, Lefelef.u.

females: pocohante.s, dy.t, miss.raine69 and uyai (she'd make the top of my list if she wasn't extreme in everything)

This is fun.
i've never birthed a child that isn't mine.
i've never slept with same gender.
i've never not owned what isn't mine.

Toks2008:
There is no ugly woman in the real sense.

I swear, there are no ugly women. All we have are unkept ones and when they take care of themselves, you'll be left wondering if they've been this beautiful all along.

oloriLFC:
yes. Tear down from 3rd place cos Liverpool and City aren't going down anytime soon [sub][/sub]

Lol. All these chelsea fans are hyper, forgeting the fact that arsenal towed this path at the begining of this season without improving their back. See where they are now.

Decimus:
Thank God. We are no longer talking about quadruple, treble, double or being invincible again.

That's right! We're talking about the greatest team winning the greatest league.

Fact check: World Club Cup is a trophy!

Decimus:
so for your mind, Liverpool is the big thing

Liverpool has always been the big thing, ask Barca.

Welcome to epl Timo Werner. Just thinking about the combination of Christain Pulisic, Werner and Hakimi ZIyech as front three is scary. Add Mount and the game ti kpai!

Then again, Arsenal stock so many forwards at the begining of the season without fixing their back... See where they are now.

internationalman:
I know it's probably a stupid question, but still I'd like to ask.


Why don't planes collide in the air.

Is it that only one plane flies at a point in time?

Because of communication between aircrafts and towers, time duration between flying of diferent airplanes (eg. Airplanes have arrival time and take off, when an airplane takes off to a destination, an arriving aircraft lands in the airport 30 or more. Also, should 2 aircraft be going the same destination, they have a radar with path to follow which is totally different from one to another.

virago:
Doesn't have to be like immediately immediately you meet the person but please let the person know before you start a relationship with him/her

So when does a person start a relationship? After the first date or after the fifth? 'cause i don't understand '...before you start a relationship...'

visiondee:
I will advice you to let him or her know ASAP, if not first meeting, please let the supposed admirer know during your second date, don't let any form of sex related thing even kiss to occur before you say it, never you be afraid of fear of losing supposed MR or MRS right, if he or she can't accept you for who you are, please run because there's nothing RIGHT there, also, pay close attention to the so called person even when he or she tells you no problem, see the reaction towards the child and if the so called is painting the child to the picture of both of you, if not, the pesin na chop and go. Let him or her know if there is any form of communication or not between the baby daddy because that will enable the person to know if he's making the child fully or partially his or hers' and mind you, never should you allow your past rule your present, I mean bring the bitterness or what you've passed through into the new found relationship, because that will surely determine the future. And again, put this at the back of your mind, be independent in the child upbringing, especially material things, don't ever force him or her to take the responsibility, let it come freely from the mind of your new spouse, let him or her make the conviction of I'm having the mother/father and the child as mine, once that can be done, you will see the magic of how strong the bond will be even flowing to the children you will later have. Please always put yourself in the new spouse's shoe if you are him or her, what will always be your feeling? Try never to make any difference in terms of showing the baby by action or word that he or she is not the real dad or mom. And above all, respect the new relationship, live and enjoy your life to the fullest responsibly, don't be desperate, don't judge by look (it might be deceitful), and NEVER LET YOUR PAST MISTAKE OR WHATSOEVER REPEAT ITSELF. You know yourself more... Thank you


please I sell vehicles... patronise me today #IamVisiondee

What happened to paragraphs?

donjazet:
Finally!!! Football is back.

Most especially, Fantasy premier league.
This na my team. Hoping for goals.

Like if you agree, share if you don't.

please tell me what the fun of this fantasy premier league is?

JAMO84:
Boko haram now means all Nigeria Muslims according to your logic?

You have a comprehension problem.

Lol. Always use a condom for your first time. E get why.

69Ansour69:
Yikes!
Yogatit, niggarrr
Every niggarrr wants to get raped, even this dude with words above

Don't generalize. I don't want to get raped! I sure as hell know many guys who don't want to either. I can't live with the trauma.

69Ansour69:
Mehhhnn!
Only God has more wisdom behind why i haven't become a president in this goddehm' country

You rape, you get castrated one time!!

That's the rule, mahhn!
Seun!
Would you come to an aid of this depressed niggarrr?

A man gets castrated after he rapes. Okay fine. But what happens after a woman rapes?

Bloggers these days no dey try. Una fit break person relationship with lies.

Ehnamuram:
Hey Guys
Been quite a while.
Ok I wanted to ask what phone would be good to buy in this lockdown period that is about that 50-60k. I've been contemplating between the iPhone 6s, Samsung S6 edge and the Redmi 8. Based on what I've been told the iPhone is better, but I also know that there are good phones for the same price that could have better specs.
So whats your take on this guys?

Xiaomi phones are the best phones for their price range.

go for redmi 8, it's sold for 48k on jumia.

During this black life matters protest, blacks will be getting it smooth as it is political and also ethical. Take for example, the new air chief of staff is the first black. The republicans would have voted against him because he was trump's nominee but due to obvious political reasons, they can't do that.


Likewise this lady wouldn't have been heard even after multiple mails if not for this protest. It's more like, if you"re found to support racism a bit, they'll tarnish everything you ever is.

So what will our regret getting married do to you? You're just looking for what will justify your jumping around women.

don't go and exchange your vows.

omooba969:
Why can't you guys leave God out your incredible level of idiocy.

THE PEOPLE put these criminals-politicians in public offices... very simple!

You should read what he quoted me with first.

dayowunmi:
You are right bro. If he was minister of works he could probably have influenced some road repair contract to his state but come to think of it, wouldn't this kind of road fall under State Road rather than federal?

Yes, it's an intra-state road and the governor is incharge.