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HealthRe: Plz Help Me Interpret This Sperm Analysis by SirMichael1: 8:22pm On Jun 26, 2020
joyandfaith:
@ Waydex01

check this info to learn more about anovolutary circle.

https://www.healthline.com/health/pregnancy/anovulatory-cycle
Why do women experience an anovulatory cycle?
A menstrual cycle without ovulation is most common in two distinct age groups:

Girls who’ve recently begun menstruating: In the year following a girl’s first period, known as menarche, she’s more likely to experience anovulatory cycles.
Women who are close to menopause:A woman between the ages of 40 and 50 is at a greater risk of changes to her hormones. This may lead to anovulatory cycles.

https://www.healthline.com/health/pregnancy/anovulatory-cycle
If only we didn't have to google everything and read what just anyone can upload on google. Anyways, i'll love to see the look on your face when he tells you his wife is not over 40 and didn't just start menstruating yesterday.
HealthRe: Plz Help Me Interpret This Sperm Analysis by SirMichael1: 8:14pm On Jun 26, 2020
joyandfaith:
see this quack
grin I see people like you coming to me for consultations every other day, then you start blabbing about what you think you have 'cause you've read some rubbish on google. Rubbish that any Tom can write and upload. Eventually, I send the nurse your required prescription and you get the needle.
Christianity EtcRe: If The Sexual Urge Is Too Strong & You Are Not Married, Just Do This by SirMichael1: 7:57pm On Jun 26, 2020
Raeheemwayne:
Lol. I subtly get your point.
So, you insist; I wakeup one cold morning and all of a sudden I start dancing for no tangible reason or maybe I'm taking a stroll around my hood and my mind is beclouded with an evil intent, I'll just stop in the middle of the road and start dancing.
Is that not tantamount to Madness?
My family will get me admitted in the nearest psychiatric ward.
Lol.
See this boy. Why will your body be doing you anyhow in the middle of the road if don't already have a cognitive problem.
HealthRe: Plz Help Me Interpret This Sperm Analysis by SirMichael1: 7:41pm On Jun 26, 2020
joyandfaith:
yes, anovulutary circle. she can do follicular tracking or other tests for ovulation so you guys can copulate around ovulation. is cycle regular? how many days?
Lol. You type like you have no idea what to say. Clearly that staph isn't a contaminant and you can see his high pus value caused by that staph, which needs to be treated.

Having said that, I'll go ahead to negate your assertion where you affirmed that a women can see her menses without ovulating. Please desist from spreading wrong info.

Waydex01, please treat that staph and see the pus cell reduce so you can have a higher motility and morphology index.
RomanceRe: Here Is The Disgusting Reason Why I Stopped Kissing ! by SirMichael1: 6:25pm On Jun 26, 2020
BadRadio:
Lord sir Mike. May your days be long on earth. grin
Lol. I have a job for you that would keep you busy.
RomanceRe: Here Is The Disgusting Reason Why I Stopped Kissing ! by SirMichael1: 6:14pm On Jun 26, 2020
BadRadio:
Yes Sir. You are doing a marvelous job. Sir Mike cheesy
You're a clown. I don't work there. grin grin
RomanceRe: Here Is The Disgusting Reason Why I Stopped Kissing ! by SirMichael1: 6:05pm On Jun 26, 2020
BadRadio:
yes Sir. cheesy
wow! You've been to my office at 'Herzhem hospital'?
RomanceRe: Here Is The Disgusting Reason Why I Stopped Kissing ! by SirMichael1: 5:50pm On Jun 26, 2020
BadRadio:
Doctor Sir Mike... how far na?grin
Have we met?
RomanceRe: Here Is The Disgusting Reason Why I Stopped Kissing ! by SirMichael1: 5:44pm On Jun 26, 2020
PrincessB1:
shocked shocked shocked



The typhoid i know is caused by salmonella thyphi which is gotten from unknown contaminated food and drinks we ingest.

While malaria is caused by plasmodium species gotten through the bites of an infected mosquito.


This BadRadio wanna miseducate us grin
I think we need to repair this Radio ASAP grin
which one is infected mosquito again? Na you con dey miseducate us. All female mosquitoes transmit plasmodium via a bite. They don't get infected.
CelebritiesRe: Toke Makinwa Flashes Sexy, Hot Legs (PHOTO) by SirMichael1: 4:46pm On Jun 26, 2020
This is one of the ladies that went the way of regina daniels but just couldn't stop whoring around and eventually had to have her man divorce her so that she can go whor3 freely!
CelebritiesRe: See What Mompha Said About Hushpuppi’s Parents 3 Years Ago But No One Believed by SirMichael1: 4:35pm On Jun 26, 2020
Lol. Good that he didn't identify with his parents, now he's all alone. Alone.

That's how all guys who take care of their babes, spending exhorbitantly on them while their parents/families can't afford 2 square meals. You'll be alone too!
PoliticsRe: Is Bad Governance Really The Cause Of Fraud In Nigeria? by SirMichael1: 4:27pm On Jun 26, 2020
No but bad governance is majorly the cause of fraudsters in nigeria. The government of a nation is solely responsible for job creation for her citizens, if it can't provide jobs for at least 3/4 of its citizens, then illegal things of different sorts will arise.
RomanceRe: Is This A Sin? by SirMichael1: 4:25pm On Jun 26, 2020
Anuoluwa1234:
And how did u know am always on NL, how many post HV I featured in huh huh.
Am a student anyways.
And what do u mean by pray tell, I don't understand, if u don't mindhuh Etc.
Lol. Bye bye.
CrimeRe: Dubai Police Seizes $40.9m Cash From Hushpuppi, Explains Arrest by SirMichael1: 4:12pm On Jun 26, 2020
Lol. Awon internet fraudsters be like 'everybody has a pay day', forgetting that even karma has a day for visit.

But $40.8mil cash? These guys were just over everwhere.
RomanceRe: Is This A Sin? by SirMichael1: 4:11pm On Jun 26, 2020
Anuoluwa1234:
It is not a sin, dear it is stupidity!!! undecided undecided. Believe me nonsense at the peak
You're always on NL during the day but never at night. Pray tell, what is your occupation?
RomanceRe: Is This A Sin? by SirMichael1: 4:08pm On Jun 26, 2020
Yes and a repulsive act at that!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool FC Fan Zone: 20 Times Champions of England! by SirMichael1: 3:47pm On Jun 26, 2020
Mukina2, please change this thread title to

'Official thread for LIVERPOOl fans: 2019 UCL&Super cup winners/Champions of England'

This thread needs some life and I'll spearhead that. Thanks. The op of the thread is no longer an active member.
CelebritiesRe: “My Baby Is Here” – Rema Excited After Going On A Date With Female Fan by SirMichael1: 2:47pm On Jun 26, 2020
Nothing interesting here. She looks like an evening newspaper.
HealthRe: Plz Help Me Interpret This Sperm Analysis by SirMichael1:
Olamsanj:
Here is it.
Thank you for your patience. Please do well to remove this photo.

So a cursory look at this result result and i can tell you that you're okay. Your sperm count is gond, so is your motility and morphology grading.

colour: milky white (normal result. The seminal fluid is usually greyish or milky)

pH Level = alkaline: so a ph is the degree of alkalinity (base) or acidity of a substance. Although i would have loved a figure for this ph level. Anyways, it's all good. The ph of a man's semen should range between 7.2 to 8 which is alkaline. This is so because the uterian wall leading to a female's egg(s) is acidic, with a ph level of 2-3. Therefore, a male semen must be alkaline which will interact with the uteruian wall, thereby neutralising it and allowing for fertilization.

sperm total density: 54mil/ml

volume: 3.8ml (that's a whooping 205.2 million sperm cells in total)

viscosity: moderate (it refers to the thickness of you seminal discharge, which is moderate.

Motility grading: (in seminal analysis, it is classified as the ability for a sperm cell to swim towards an ovary)

excellent movement: 19% (a total of 38.99 million cells move excellently and have the best chance of getting to the ovary)

good movement: 34% (69.77mil cells move normally. Good chance at fertilization too)

sluggish movement: 9% (18.47mil are sluggish. The only way this supcedes 'stagnant' motility is that it actually moves, but i consider its abilty to move inconsequential. As it will only go far enough in the uterus before it get dead!

...still typing
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool FC Fan Zone: 20 Times Champions of England! by SirMichael1: 10:26pm On Jun 25, 2020
Where are my people? Who would have thought that chelsea would give us the league on a platter.

YNWA!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City (2- 1) On 25th June 2020 by SirMichael1: 9:00pm On Jun 25, 2020
Chelsea please win or draw. I've waited so long for this trophy. I can't wait till next week anymore.
HealthRe: Plz Help Me Interpret This Sperm Analysis by SirMichael1: 8:39pm On Jun 25, 2020
joyandfaith:
you can't have that sperm count with staph infection. you know nothing about biology and destructive effect of staph
Lol. You're right. I may know nothing about biology -which is so damn wide, but i sure know human anatomy that's more concise and precise here.

Now, you can have a spern count as high as that with a STI (staph, gono, syphilis) especially when it's just in it's initial stage. If an sti is present in a semen analysis, it is never a contaminant and should be treated. If he doesn't take drugs, his sperm's motility may as well drop further with still a sperm count as that. To get staph's destructive effects reach its optimum take time and being untreated.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
RomanceRe: Five (5) Things Ladies Must Know Before Marriage by SirMichael1: 8:05pm On Jun 25, 2020
UyaiIncomparabl:
There are no hard and fast rules. Just do you.

The most important thing is that undefined relationships should be highly discouraged, so also crazy-ass long term relationships. Dating someone for 5, 7-10 years? Odiegwu! Maka gini? Better give yourself a brain. Only date when you are ready for marriage. No go over use your toto on top one mumu boy. After one year of dating, you have the right to ask him where the relationship is heading to, any contrary or defunct answer, abort the mission. I repeat, abort the mission. [s]And that's why I advised against dating all these under 30-year-old.[/s]

I talk too much sef! angry
The embolden is correct and I wouldn't advice anyone to stray from that. Consequently, if two grown ups (adults) engage in sex, it doesn't make sense why one will be insulted and the other no insult, so I crossed that out. THE TWO ENJOYED IT WHILE IT LASTED UNTIL EITHER OF THEM SAW NO END IN SIGHT.

Then again, maybe your immediate society has clogged your reasoning ability and decision pattern, 'cause not all guys below 30 are unfit and not ready for marriage, just as not all men above 30 are fit and ready for marriage. Couple of years on here should have taught you that but well...

Most guys over here (NORTH) get married young and when I mean young, I mean, not 30yrs. Therefore, do not openly express your myopic (I meant no offence but that's what it is) ideas and enforce it on naive victims. You should advice that ladies get married to responsible and matured(emmotionally, logically and intellectually) men. FINALLY, It isn't about getting married to 'old-age' and dropping out of it but having an accommodating and respectful spouse leading to a successful marriage.


Peace.
HealthRe: Plz Help Me Interpret This Sperm Analysis by SirMichael1: 7:35pm On Jun 25, 2020
joyandfaith:
sure. that Staph na contamination.
That isn't a contaminant. If you really know what culturing means, you'll agree with me that he has staph. During semen analysis, the sperm cells are cultured and any bacterial growth is noted. If you actually said low WBC or PUS cells are usually contaminant, i'd have agree with you but that staph isn't.
HealthRe: Plz Help Me Interpret This Sperm Analysis by SirMichael1: 7:28pm On Jun 25, 2020
Olamsanj:
Here is it.
You didn't tell me about the red blood cells that is 1-2. Anyways, I'll get back to you before I sleep. I promise.
HealthRe: Plz Help Me Interpret This Sperm Analysis by SirMichael1: 2:39pm On Jun 25, 2020
Olamsanj:
Volume: 3.8ml
Sperm total density: 54 X 106/ml fifty four million cells per mil
Sorry but you're confusing me. Can you just take a photo of the analysis and send. Your figures and unit are confusing.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool FC Fan Zone: 20 Times Champions of England! by SirMichael1: 1:25pm On Jun 25, 2020
This thread ought to be renamed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by SirMichael1: 11:10am On Jun 25, 2020
What happened to liverpool's fan thread? Can't find it anymore.
SportsRe: Leeds Have Removed A Cardboard Cutout Of Osama Bin Laden From The Stands At Ella by SirMichael1: 11:08am On Jun 25, 2020
Lol.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Crystal Palace (4 - 0) On 24th June 2020 by SirMichael1: 11:06am On Jun 25, 2020
EbukaHades10:
I can now finally breath
Do we have a fan thread. I haven't been able to find one.
EducationRe: What Course Can Someone With This WAEC Result Study? by SirMichael1: 10:54am On Jun 25, 2020
You can go for computer engineering. Heck you can even go for engineering with such result. Credit in maths, english, chemistry, physics and any other elective which in your case can rightly pass off for civic education.

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