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There is one we call O.G.O.

every players aim to score a goal keeper at one post. If you dont score at the appropriate time, you are disqualified from playing further.

Another one in my neighborhood is called "SAMKOLO"; whatever that means. We played that without post targeting any player " kolo" that's nutmeg in today's football. Any player who get nutmeg get the beating of his life from every other players.


And the Legendary owner of the ball being the manager and official with the last say on the field is so true.

Its like the process is far from over.
Some guys are still getting invites for second stage before AC.

seems many people are needed for this mystery bank.

Iogobenz:
You Talk carelessly.
Do you know how scientists work?
They do so as a team with.one man as their leader,hence he takes credit or the fall for either the success or failure of the project.
Fermi created the nuclear bomb.
I never said Einstein won a Nobel for relativity cos it's bullshit anyways.
My stipulation is that Einstein's theories are useless in real life.
Photoelectric effect brought about semiconductors and all?
Dude please tell me how.
Einstein gave theories,other people actually found materials that could do this in an electric circuit and commercialised it,not dwelling on any E=hf equation some fuxktard sat in his empty house and formulated.

The real doers are out there doing things not writing equations all day.

You are the most irrational fellow I have come across on nairaland. And this is just a manifestation of the genesis of backwardness in Africa. A situation where we dont appreciate and value the great minds with theories and invention.

The "useless" Einstein you call it was well respected by president of the US who granted his citizenship during world war 2.

Now in engineering and sciences, we dont just build things, we work with theories and natural phenomenon; Einstein was a Genius in rational thinking.

Michael Faraday discovered electricity based on (electromagnetic induction) of voltaic cell (an italian)

Libz Biro invented the ball pen psycho like you use today. But do you know how he did it?
He works with his brother who happens to be a chemist on flow of the fluid use in the pen in a laboratory working with different fluid considering their viscosity and volatility ( another theory).

As simple as the pythagoras theory looks today, it was used by the Greek to conquer their enemies with precision in firing weapon.
Pythagoras, a theorist was Brutally killed by the Roman Army because of that. He didnt invent any shit but still well respected and feared.

The streamline shape of planes, fast cars, and train were design based on aerofoil and drag ( a phenomenon in fluid mechanics). These are designed to reduce friction and drag of these technology. You cant compare today's airplane to the brights'.
Not to lecture you about alfred Nobel who revolutiorised the quarry and brought connection of the whole world with his experiment with nitro compound based on reaction of reagents.

fleming, thomas edison and the likes who invented stuff based on these theories and they are still celebrated till date but not as Einstein.




Archiemedes design the volume for blacksmith to produce a ring for a Greek king using buoyancy and principle of floatation (another theory). He didnt built it you know.

Back to Einstein, Einstein was instrumental in particle theory of matter at a time most scientists frown at it. I know you might not know this, but theories are basis upon which invention are made and this explains why it is keenly contested by scientists.

The applications of all these theories and model is what ungrateful folks like you enjoy today.

AtchenyAutos:
Chat me up

Thank you for your time. I have sent you a mail.

Fallenhunter:
You realize that it is possible for constitutions to be amended right ? Something being written in the constitution doesn't automatically make it correct.

Just because Christianity and Islam say it's wrong doesn't make it okay to treat lgbt people badly or deny them their rights. By that logic if there was a group that kills Christians and Muslims or punishes them severely then that groups actions are also justified because maybe their Constitution or religion call for it.

Both Christianity and Islam allowed the taking of slaves and the constitutions of the middle East and West allowed for it. So surely slavery is correct and no one needs to apologize for enslaving the black man.

You are missing the point. Constitution is the supercede any other laws in a country unless the religion law is the standard constitutional practice in the country like in the middleast.

And yes, changes in narrative, law and other and political correctness can only be ratified by the constitution.

oneman2k7:
Eistein and Newton my role model

Those were too great physicists who shape the world we live in now.

Newton paveway for Einstein who came in another direction will particle theory of matter, shattered time absolute phenomenon then the grand of them all, the relativity theory that shape the whole world during and after the ww2

The OP is brilliant but clearly not intelligent.

Firstly It was teaching the young kids out of contest on a national topic way above their learning cycle.

Secondly, he was brainwashing the young kids with conspiracy theories on election that so many factors are responsible for failure and success at the polls. And linking that to gay right is way above board for kids at that stage.

Thirdly from his write up, it is a clear fact the dude is a sentimental and politically aligned to a particular region and political party respectively and this clearly affect his judgement.

Lastly, he is too arrogant to admit he made errors with his style of teaching and for the fact that he sees everyone from the north as illiterate boost his ego as to what he teaches and how he does it without interference from anybody.

Fallenhunter:
Why should they be jailed ? Because your book says they're sinners ? If I make a new religion saying Christians and Muslims are evil and should be jailed, can I do so?

Our constitution clearly made it clear that homosexuality, gayism, lesbianism and other LGBT are crime with capital punishment.

For the fact that the two popular religions also frown at them is more reason it should be outlawed from our society.

So you don't have a valid argument and if we found gay among us, that person like bobrisky should be severely dealt with according to our laws and not what "new jesus" like you creating new religion says or write in your new religion.

ATTemi:
Till date the scene dey craze me if I remember am.

Of all her kids, na me worry her pass but deep down she knew I could get bad all I want but I could never be a thief.

When the started looking for the phone, she simply said, “go and wait for me in the car”, even when everyone insisted I am going nowhere ( I used to keep beards so it was easy pointing fingers at me). As I left she dialed the number with her phone, the nurse’s husband picked and told her she forgot the phone at home, my mama went mad. I could hear her voice from the car park.

One day, I’ll remind her about that day.

The extent mamas go for their kids is immeasurable.

ATTemi:
Mothers and their undefined love.

My mum had a nurse come out from the hospital to apologize to me at the car park cause she accused me of stealing her phone she never came to work with. It was crazy but people were shocked at her ruggedity even security men couldn’t hold her back. She made sure the nurse apologized to me that morning before we left the place.

I love mama!

Proud of your mum.
My mum would do the same cause she did nkt raise a marlian.

AtchenyAutos:
Chat me up

I have sent you a mail.

Thank you

NLSavage:
facking scammer. 900k salary

900k per annum. Thats 75k per month.

D dude can be a real deal.

Got shortlisted too for tuesday.

Moving forward, whats the guidelines for AC.

BiggyB242:
Don't mind him, them go they insult engineers can he tell a doctor that. That's how a friend of mine with a bachelor and master degree in chem engr went to meet his uncle that works in nnpc for any link. His uncle told him to go learn tailoring, the same uncle send him pikin go jand for master (engineering).

Where are you located?

I stay in lagos around mile 2, along apapa oshodi expressway.

Chiemerie8:
somebody should translate biko, I don't understand yoruba

"I wonder if you are my father”

Translated

IamCharles123:
Locomotive in 2019

Not disputing the fact that they are old, but do you know the US and Europe still use the same locomotive till date?

babyfaceafrica:
This is not new.....lucrative jobs in this country are shared among big men....nnpc,shell,central bank e.t.c

Remove shell from that list.
Shell is a private company operating to make profit not some psycho govt parastatals designed to empty the treasury

ebukarancho:
which area in the technical department did you apply for?

Well engineer

My dashboard is still showing review in progress.
No regret or ODVI yet and I applied in the technical department.

priscaadaku:
I did too

Any idea what the interview will look like?
And I hope this aint some kind of sales or marketing for these banks

Guys, I got an invite for second stage assessment at workforce, interview tomorrow at workforce.

Who else got this?

FarahAideed:
Okay before I registered my own company when I started out and didn't have money to even register a company I remembered as a kid my dad registered a company he never ever used and I asked him to send me cert of incorporation of this very old unused company that has probably had been delisted , I cleaned it up and used it to open corporate account and even bag partnership with one of Nigerias biggest financial institution there for some business worked on and immediately I got paid I went registered my own company .. dude there was once I got a contract with one of the popular telcos and they told me to bring get a bank guarantee of 10 million naira before I commence and the banks kept asking for colleteral of that value either in cash deposit or asset before the give me but I didn't have any and almost gave up till i found a way to get it done eventually without a dime .yes I got a valid 10 million naira guarantee without collateral of deposit which I used to execute the job that became my breakthrough in business .

Well when I want to start anything new the last thing I think of is capital because you will never have enough capital to start any business of your dream because if you had that capital you will not be starting such a business in the first place but would rather go for another bigger one

You mind if I private message you?

NGpatriot:
Is renting Bullion van a criminal offence in Nigeria? Or you saw what was inside the van?

Too many illiterates in Nigeria.

Bullion van driven to a politician house in the eve of election and you are still skeptical about what was or could have been inside?

them use Tinubu swear for some yoruba people.
Ever since Fashola left, what major achievement have you seen in Lagos.

By the way, I am yoruba and I reside in Lagos.

400billionman:
If you start your business with N3m today.

And I start mine with N300k today.

In two years, your business capital falls to N100k and you close shop due to circumstances beyond your control.

And I grow my N300k to N40m in two years, was capital the most important factor in starting these two businesses ?

I gave you practical happened examples.

Does not erase the fact that you did not start with zero naira

IgweBUIKE1:
baseless opinion....he should leave Barca because you said so??
the relegation teams in Spain are far better than the teams in epl...what's your point

Really? Not so smart.

I dont see a deportivo, alaves, hercules, even villareal put a fight against the two big guns in la liga regardless of their form.

Wolves just defeated mancity, a two times defending champion in their own backyard.
When waa the last time barca and madrid lost at home to small clubs in laliga.

Thats to tell you how competitive the EPL is.

Davidson28:
if u have not done ur ODVI and no regret yet just assume that u have regret already and stop disturbing urself over nothing.
I'm in this category.

What makes you so sure

unbitchable:
Messi has scored more goals against top EPL teams in the Champions League than Ronaldo has done all his years in England.

Playing in EPL is beyond playing the big 6 teams. It is playing against those small teams like stoke, leicester, burnley, blackburn and the likes especially when they are struggling in the relegation zone.

Mind you, I am a big fan of messi.

Manny1:
not compulsory but advisable

It is advisable to add cover letter to every applications. It will not remove anything from the application but can help in someways.

I havent gotten an ODVI invite nor a regret mail.
Tried to login to my profile, account is currently locked.

Why is shell doing like this.
I prefer to be put out of my misery than be subjected to this kind of treatment.

eni4real:
Pele that was playing in a Non-competitve era

I use his highlight for comic relief... Those defenders are very funny..

Funny how some guys think so high of the dude.
He played the sport when it was not popular in most part of the world and he glow with his gift.

Loads of offside goals and clumsy defence he played with.