Virus99:
I had typhoid based on the test result... And the Doctor's only solution is drip.
Even before the test result came out, he already put me on drip.

He was about to give me the 5th drip in just 2 days... When my brothers refused.

The man is notorious for giving people drip.

I heard someone fell into a well, upon the person's rescue and taken to the same hospital the doctor was busy administering drips!

Imagine! Someone rescued from inside water and yet being hammered with water

Pls dont make me laugh.

franchasng:
Because when you hear a Nigerian graduate tell you that she or he is looking for a good job, all he or she want is a job where he or she will be pressing computer and be receiving like 300k salary every month, then you will see him or her rushing to give big testimony in Church of how God has blessed him or her with good job



I hired a guy, his job role clearly defined he has nothing to do with computer, few months later, he Emailed me requesting that he would love to be transferred to computer department, what nonsense is that

Bros, it depends on what you do on a computer.
A developer, project designer or data analyst will do more tasky jobs than a receptionist who only type memos or work on a spreadsheets and a factory hand who work with heavy equipments.

drips8:
Gareth Bale deserves better, he should find a way to leave Madrid.

He wanted to leave for china. Only for the madrid management to cancel what could have been the biggest wage history in football history only for that to be cancel in the last minute of the transfer window.
And considering the manner the returned Zidane
and the stupid fans talked down on him remove the club interest from his heart.

If I were him, I would do worse than that.

It is such a captivating and lovely piece from the former senator. Nigerians need to understand that they cant eat their cake and have it.

victorian:








Not all Nigerian men are these shameless and leeches o!

At least my bf is a Nigerian, complete Igbo man and he loves to be in charge and very caring and generous. He works hard and ball hard. He doesn't wait for me to even credit his account. Instead he credits mine whenever i ask.

Ask me, why won't I respect him? Connections, he has!
Money he has!
Fine matured face he has!
Class he has!
He's even humble and well learned.

If u see babes rushing this guy? U go bow!

But I'm glad he chose me above all.

Mehn not all Nigerian men o.

I do pamper my man but not with crediting his account with money. He sees me as a woman meant to be protected, pampered and loved. That's how a man is meant to be. Not all these leeches calling themselves men.

Scam alert.
Na them.

That love you have for him die a natural death when all of that stop coming.
Not wishing you and your partner bad tho.

victorian:







I'm not attacking the Op, the Op said the right thing.

But comments coming up from Some guys here, is so appalling and I wonder why would any right thinking lady wish to even date these kind of guys?

They will suck her dry and empty her bank account all in the name of, what is a woman offering in a relationship. I see these comments every time on nairaland, what's a woman offering and it's becoming annoying.
Some men are no longer men, they are not ready to work. Even when they are working, they want zero responsibilities. All they just want is to keep fucvking different girls, day in, day out. Tasking the girls for food and money.

Haba! What kind of useless life is that?

Anyways such guys know they can't brainwash me with such trash!

Healthy brilliant conversation they can't even hold.

I know how many guys I have blocked cos all they know how to chat bout is how's your night? have u eaten? What did u eat? Oh wow! U are enjoying o! That's untop ordinary rice and chicken o. Then next will be are u at work?
For crying out loud, on Monday afternoon, wherelse do u expect me to be?
At home, sleeping? Jeez! And they call it brilliant conversation Really?

I cut off straight! Mo Raye oshi!

I didn't come to this life to come, slave and feed a full grown man as if he's a baby in diapers. God forbid!

Madam calm down. You obviously met some sweetboys who are interested in your va.j.j not necessarily a relationship. With the general notion(which is not totally correct) that most of you have nothing to offer other than sex.
My ex is a sweet girl always talking about jobs and business opportunities during our NYSC. but after service, the entitlement mentality most you have f'ck all that up.

I was surprised when I saw similar eyesore on banana island road, a road that lead to the almighty banana island estate in ikoyi. The thing shock me like wtf! Upon all the hype and money, Tinubu and his boys are just saving our money for 2023 if you know you know.

The problem with most of these south africans (the stupid black south africans) is their lack of knowledge and history of their own existence and other african history.
Same way some americans still believe africans still live in caves.

We know everything about their political struggle and existence. Fully narrated in Nelson Mandela's long walk to freedom. Trust me, these lazy ass will not even read this book not to talk of reading about other countries political dynasty.

Pathetic!

IronGalaxy:
Lol, you typed all that gibberish, it's you who's stupid. Imagine a university totally occupied by foreigners only. who says something that stupid?

Simple comprehension, a simpeton will not understand but came up with a fallacy of composition; and that is if a sperm miss road like you understand what that means.

Can you point to a quote where I said only foreigners occupy your varsities?

One more thing, where is Zuma and his bastard son?

That is even if the recruiter will reply your messages.

I am a graduate of mechanical engineering with second class upper in need of a job. Finished service year last march and looking for opportunity to gain experience in any engineering firm. Diversification in any capacity from management to finance, customer relationship and ICT will also be appreciated.
I reside in lagos.

I would really appreciate this kind gesture.

IronGalaxy:
put Nigeria here, nothing about it screams " hardwork", depilated buildings, pot hole riddled roads, etc everything about Nigeria looks gloomy to be honest. Looks uninhabitable.the only hardwork is by mouth

If I hear you right my illiterate friend you are saying....

- there are no black South Africans in Universities only Nigerians
- our government needs Nigerians
_all our schools are built by whites even in villages


...and you wonder why I keep saying Nigerians are stupid

Now look at my disappointment when I taught something reasonable could come out of a south african. Economic tourism is all over the world you know, sadly your people are too blind and stupid to take huge advantage of infrastructure built by your slave masters.
Go to school, you people will not go to school only to display your foolery on a public forum.
That was how one female public servant with poisoning spoken English spitting rubbish on foreigners in their country.

And why the fork is all your people's head look like a zuma rock.


How can a whole lots of people develop hatred for other africans just because they happen to be smarter than they are.

Austine1212:



Did you also know america celebrated the first black American president? The wholewhole barack obama presidency was centered around "the first black"

What a stupid and unintelligent argument. You guys never disappoint with that.

Is america own by the white or black?
Or you think your slave master would have released the rope on your neck if not for Nigeria's intervention.

IronGalaxy:
Because in your little brain it takes a white person to build a website. You Nigerians just keep vindicating me again and again

When your punk ass are lazy and unintelligent, why won't you wait for the whites.

These stupid black south africans are so unintelligent and lazy that the schools built by the whites are boycott by these miscreants.
Their hospitals and universities are littered with nigerian doctors and lecturers.
This idiot here is making empty noise when their govt need us more than we need them.

Fountainofyouth:



You are so stupid it's unbelievable, in a haste to comment, you did not enquire very well, you just had to go tribal in a thread meant to bash South Africans, Burna boy is from Port Harcourt idiot

I already told the idiot.
The simpleton even had the gut to ask me to ask google.

jcross19:
that's nature of Yoruba man! Am sorry to say that when yoruba make a threat just leave them alone they are just chest beater nothing they can do just mouth. ! Reject them before you are rejected!

And who told you burna boy is yoruba?

All these stupid countries with stupid language coming on our own forum to spit trash.
Imagine a rock head HIV infested lazy ass south Africans running their mouth around here. With little or nothing to show or add to their system after their slave master left only to be controlled by the same white.

And for the enbitter Ghanians, our borders remains closed till 2020.

Jaynom:

Hayibo! South Africans were also billed to perform, from kwesta to sho madjozi it's not just burna. It's a Lose lose situation

Dude, what is kwesta & sho machongchi FFS.
Is that a name, animal, place or thing?

Most comment I have read here are ridden with complains, lamentation, tribalism and lamentation with only few proffering solution to the sorry state we found ourselves.

Rwanda is cool, Botswana is developed but we are not ready to take the routes to achieving what these countries did.
Most of these blames go to lack of education in the country. On election day, the uneducated decides who wins.
We had 3 great guys in the last election to help turn things around with no godfather or party supremacy conquest, but because they are either APC or PDP, the gullible illiterates and illiterate literate did not vote them.
Every leader we have is a product of we followers.

And like someone already suggested, if we are serious to be rank among committee of great nations, we must get rid of Religion, invest in Education and change our national orientation on corruption, on foreign product and national unity.

Otherwise, 100 years from now, our kids would be lamenting like we are doing now

phenzy:



Can someone learn all this without laptop?

It is quite difficult but you can start off with a phone with sololearn app on playstore.

Blakjewelry:
jeez the government declared war on kogi people

So it is the govt who forced the thugs to commit mayhem in their place, sell their own votes, destroy their own polls?

Until we realised we are a function of the government we get, we will continue the blame game till thy kingdom come.

Thing is getting a job is a full time job itself.
Nobody will tell you this until you find yourself applying here and there with few feedback.
I have been on it for 4months now and the job is not forthcoming.
But I remain resolute and never take nigeria factor as an excuse for failure.

My advise to fellow job seekers like me, while at it, you can learn digital skills to keep u busy.


I have initiated software development learning with HTML, CSS and JS.
Its a long walk but a rewarding one when you combine these things together.

Election should be about personality and not political parties. The yorubas have shown that in many cases.

In ekiti when they removed fayemi after his first tenure, When Fayemi was busy building infrastructure and people were hungry.
Fayose came him and started stomach infrastructure at the expense of civil servant salaries. The ekiti voters removed his stooge without a second thought.

Seyi makinde of oyo is another scenario

It was only federal might intervention that narrowly saved aregbesola stooge in osun.

Until the east especially the stupid voters in abia state understand political dynamism, they will continue to be rule by the same miscreants.

notttty:

Sorry bro, please are you one of the 300 that voted pdp in my local government? Because I'm preparing your thunder with hot gun powder. Idiot asif your father and your entire family is better off, if e vex you hug transformer,

Thats a bad and obnoxious choice of word.
First I am neither an indigene of kogi, member or affiliate of any of these stupid political parties.

Secondly, the leader you get is a function of the society he emerged from. Apparently the case in many part of the country.

Lastly, thank your star that I have refrained from any form of cyber bully and abuse in recent times, I would have shown you a piece of "trumpatic" response that you will regret what you type up there.

Indispensable85:
Looking at yesterday's elections,I just dey pity for obaseki.
Winning election in Nigeria now has nothing to do with performance.
Apc has developed a rigging App.Once obaseki is pushed out of the party in the primaries, he can run to any party and will be thrashed using the Apc rigging App.

So they now have app for rigging election.
Is it on playstore?

notttty:
To them they thought the free busses from Abuja kaduna and kano to okene since on Thursday na for jokes, all parks had buses waiting to convey people for free to and fro for this election. Shout and hug transformer. We know pdp were waiting for the votes coming from the east, well the result is what you see. Don't quote me if you don't know ebira people or you are not from ebira land. We are still looking for the 300 judases that voted pdp. We will forgive those 115 that voted for natasha because she is our daughter. Never again will the igalas ever govern over us without our permission. *Dem go hear am ta-ta-ta-ta-ta* that's the new word in okene right now.

It is 2019 and people like you are still playing politics of ethnicity, politics of he is one of us, popularly called "amala" politics.
As if being an indigene of a politician has a direct
positive impact on you people.

You are just giving people more reason to live this country.

Who else got an update from workforce after AC?

Said they would update successful and unsuccessful candidates as their clients is reviewing applicants performance.

midnighter:


Lol! I said that it's popular all over the world and not that I have travelled to every country in the world. You how many have you gone to before you condemned Africans without even having the correct information?

You don't know what every single Chinese person subscribes to. The ones I have met use a foreign name for official purposes and then use their native at home.

Exactly! Defunct Soviet Union countries who were forced to speak Russian to the point that some of them can't even speak their own native languages again.

You keep bringing up irrelevant points because you know you're wrong. People are influenced by colonialism all over the world and not just in Africa. If you want us to leave colonialism behind then that's one thing but saying that Africans are the only ones affected by it is totally wrong

You're busy telling somebody else that they have an inferiority complex but you're looking down on Africans for using foreign names and praising other countries who do the same thing. So who has a slave mentality here?

Eaay tiger with your fallacy of composition.
The soviets was a nation before they separated.
They spoke the same language before the split. What can we say of the british colony in Africa after the brits left. The colomentality still ring a bell in you people.
NIgeria and India were both colonised by the brits but India subscribe to their cultural heritage and that includes their names.

Just like baba Fela put it, people like you no go hear.
Popular name my foot.

midnighter:



The point is that foreign names are popular all over the world and not just Africa so just drop your own suggestion for the OP and go and stop pouring out irrelevant statements.

Are you serious with that statement?
How many countries have you visited to come to that conclusion?
China with over 1billion population dont subscribe to that.

Have you seen defunct soviet union states citizens names?
Like I said, religion and colonialism has messed up most of these people.
Good thing you are not on that table you are shaking.

Sella

midnighter:


Every Chinese person I have met had an English name along with their native one

Plenty of Indian Christians have an English and native name. Indian Muslims bear Arabic names a lot

Arab Christians also answer English or French names a lot of the time. Plus not everybody living in Arab countries is an ethnic Arab. There are amazigh, Kurds, Assyrians and all sorts of people who still use their colonial/slave masters names even though they are not Arabs

Africans are not the only ones under the influence, it's a normal thing when you are subjected to a dominant culture.

I'm saying this as somebody who bears only native names and no English name whatsoever.

The Indians you just mentioned wear their turban and cultural textile to corporate organization even in their stock market. what is wrong with you africans. The rest of the continents has moved on and you guys still find pride with English colonial mentality
Same reason your lawyers keep wearing that stupid wig to the court. Continue!

I guess it is a Different strokes for different folk.
I have met Indians and Chinese you know, None of them will disclose they go by the english name. But here, people prefer to be called Richard to chibuike or a Rotimi. Thats how deep the colonial mentality is.
As for the Indians and Chinese you have met, none of them will trade their native names to be called an English name.


Get an indian or chinese movie translated in english( not asking you to watch the movie) fast forward yo the cast after the movie and compare to a nigerian movie.

Colonial mentality stretch too far even after the colonialism.

English names for your kids when an englishman will never trade their name for any other countries.

That is why I love the asians; the indians, chinese and even the arabs.

Something is hugely wrongly with africans and their unferiority complex.

Mohammed Ali switch name from an American name because it reminded him of slave trade.
Chimamanda is well known with her indigenuous name all over the world.
The op should be living in mirage of colonial mentality in 2019 looking for some stupid english names.

Nagogo:


Don't know why people like you are just so daft to the extent of blaming the president for this!. I suppose we have ministers who should handle things like this.

The box stop at his desk. So mr Buhari should be held responsible if heads dont roll after the national disgrace portrayed by NTA.

AgentNairaland:
Imagine Amosun Don Show Them Pepper, All. The Ministerial Appointments Giving To Ogun State, Amosun Took Everything..

Gov Idaru Dapo Mo Abiodun Of Ogun State Is Just Moribund And Clueless, All Federal Appointees About 23 Thereabout, Amosun Took 21 Leaving Just 2 To Gov Dapo The Clueless One

He showed them pepper but could not provide a successor after he left, so much for his powerful might.