₦airaland Forum

sayso:
Seun thanks for this,people now can talk with facts. That said the governors are under the president in executive power so they the governors should open the state or liase with the president to activate the quarantine act and then provide food/medicine/shelter for the people. Trump can't quarautine NY cos Cuomo the governor is not sure if the federal can contain quarantine act rather people can apply for unemployment grant. Seun thanks, you and your staffers are educating nigerians.

Angelfrost:
Great work at statistical permutations... But, give it a rest sir.

This viral nonsense is ending sooner than expected, except you morons wish to keep letting infected returnees in...

The infection cycle should break any time now... But, I sense you guys enjoy declaring cases and acting like you are working, so keep making permutations.

armadeo:
I loved the goat man and geralds first discussion during the brawl.

Was your mama raped ? Lol.

Boxer007:
You again, u clearly very beautiful. Anyways since u don't want normal sexx, please can we do annnalsex?. I am ready to offer 8k cash.
I need to know if I can like females.
I pay cash. Deal?

KmniAutos:
Judging from the comments above it shows how stupid some Nigerians are being wired to think that one cannot air out his/her genuine opinion without being categorized as a Wailer or Zombie...like wtf!

nonesense:
To be sincere, i am not a fan of Pdp or Apc and But i had no doubt about Buhari's victory.
Pdp shot itself by d foot by picking Atiku.

striver12:
there are people who likes to waste our precious time and their votes

ProudBornoBoy:
the gbedu done start for Maiduguri ooooooo
Sai PMB

Bungalow:
This Sokoto man dy talk too much !
Kai!

logon599:
HOW TO SURVIVE ON ELECTION DAY:
For those without PVC
1)- Wake up.
2)- Pray
3)-Stay close to your phones, TV and radios. Information is very vital at every given time
4)- Encourage those who have PVCs to go out and vote
5)- If you have a car or any means of transportation, please you could be nice enough to help convey folks to their polling units
6)- Don't try to convince those voting to change their minds or their preferred candidates.
For those with PVC
1) First of all,hugs!
Y'all are the real MVPs!
2)- Sleep tight with the PVC in your hands. Keep out of reach of children, moisture, and vengeful rodents all of who could have been bribed at the last minute to frustrate your voting rights.
3)- Wake up on time!
Don't oversleep the day away mbok.
The future of Naija depends on you!
4)-Errrmmm.....
Please for goodness sakes have a bath and brush your teeth before going to stand in queues.
Don't add body and/or mouth odour to the already numerous challenges of the Nigerian electorate.
Love your neighbor!
5) - Don't go to any polling units with a lunch box or anything that can be remotely mistaken for a ballot box.
To be safe, bring or buy meals wrapped in leaves or newspapers.
Use transparent ragolis bottles for your drinks too. Better safe than sorry Nwanne!
6) - Keep a polite distance away from armed personnel.
Don't even smile at them before it is mistaken for mockery or civilian insubordination or sheer unpatriotism.
Just bone, vote and go!
7)- To the randy men amongst us, standing in queues isn't an opportunity to squeeze or rub against women before or behind you.
Oga, respect yourself!
- To the Slay queens amongst us, please this is not an opportunity to wear your 42 inches high heels.
Standing in queues issa very serious and loooong process! Happy are those who go to the polling units in flat sandals and bathroom slippers.
9)- To the Pregnant women and nursing mums, please make friends with the female security agents around. They could be of help.
10)- To the Mums (and Dads) with babies strapped on their backs, please don't allow them grab ballot boxes when your backs are turned.
Buhari didn't specify age oooh....Ehen.
11) - If a ballot box falls to the ground infront of you, do not bend to pick it. I repeat; DO NOT BEND TO HELP INEC PICK IT! Raise your two hands in the air and cry out to declare your innocence.
Call on God,just in case.
Or whatever deity you serve.
Atheists, you may call on Charles Darwin.
12)- At the sound of gunshots, don't run. Fall to the ground immediately. Bullets whizz through the air and running makes you a bigger target.
13)- After voting, go straight home. Forget all that talks of staying to defend your votes, you're neither police nor army.
Don't join overzealous groups of political critics to debate or argue over anything.
Some of those dudes will run faster than you when yawa gas oooo!
You want them to catch you and brand you a trouble maker disturbing the peace?
Go straight home to your family and loved ones.
14)- To the slay kings amongst us, Ndi Bigz Boyz. Please don't dress unnecessarily rough and rugged to polling units.
Most of the Nigerian police still believe dreads, tattoos and sagging trousers automatically equates to people being gay or criminals.
Nna, don't draw unnecessary attention to yaself biko.
(By the way, please leave the Biafran branded t-shirts and flags at home. Don't be silly in public!)
May Heaven help us all.

barackodam:
I stand to be corrected though, but ABU doesn't admit DE for MBBS


thanks iceboy4752

TheShopKeeper:
...so sad that everything in this country has been turned to ethnicity...regardless of who is in charge of logistics at inec...the bulk of the blame is on the inec chairman...that guy needs to resign if he is incompetent to do his task...almost 4 years to his appointment...he can't deliver on the elections project..

frankmoney:
it's funny

frankmoney:
We seriously need to verify certain stuff before sharing

checkolatunji:
Don't mind OP oooo, defend wetin? Just vote and go inside cos of you try to show say you be defender of the universe and anything happen, na OYO you dey.

Vote, go inside and watch TV or you go bear parlour and take some bear to relax your nerver or better still drink inside your house.

As for me after voting na to take my White London take step down alongside my guys.

Chikena

shollish:
Study these courses and save yourself from unemployment

1) Dentistry

2) Radiography

3) Medicine and Surgery

4) Pharmacy

5) Nursing

6) Medical Lab. Science

mcdreeezy:
Does anyone here know why city and everton have played one more game than the other teams?

Anybody please.

mcdreeezy:
Does anyone here know why city and everton have played one more game than the other teams?

Anybody please.

VIPERVENOM:
This is no longer Man city vs Chelsea its Johnny Sins vs Mia Khalifa

daddytime:
Anjuri Ngelale..the African oyibo guy...

daddytime:
Beautiful...i knew something was up when she went of the radar and left the guy with the East African sounding name at the Abuja studios.

I'm happy for Maupe. God's time is truly the best..

haywire07:
Selection of a new set of harlots and cheats who are ready to tarnish their marriage, relationship and family all for money