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 Family / Re: Maryanne Michael: One-Armed Woman Gives Birth To A Healthy Baby Boy by Slimdada(m): 9:48pm On Nov 29, 2019 |
Congratulations ma'am may God provide all you need to take care of this baby in the Right way of the lord Kudos tothe man wey fvvk you com given u belle he get mind hoha
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| Crime / Re: 3 Transformer Vandals Beaten To Death In Imo State by Slimdada(m): 9:30pm On Nov 29, 2019 |
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| Crime / Re: 3 Transformer Vandals Beaten To Death In Imo State by Slimdada(m): 9:29pm On Nov 29, 2019 |
WTF  SAY NO CRIME❌� SAY NO JUNGLE JUSTICE❌� Thing's are getting worse and situations are getting critical in Nigeria At this point RICE is scarce like a pregnant woman's menses,nobody is happy EXCEPT REAL GEES LIKE ME WHO ARE NOT BIG FANS OF RICE BUT ENJOYS A WELL COOKED BEANS WITH MARIJUANA AND RIPE PLANTAIN OR FRIED DODO Or worst comes to worse you blend it with GENESIS BREAD therefore rice consumers are mad and upset so No reasonable youth should be gullible to enough to the deceit and fake promises of whoever that's sponsoring their evil acts IF NOT POOR MAN WET THIEF MAGGI DEM GO SHOW HIM FACE FOR NAIRA LAND
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| Family / Re: What's The Best Platform To Send A Package This Xmas To My Woman Living In USVI by Slimdada(m): 9:18am On Nov 24, 2019 |
[/color]YOU ARE NOT A REAL GEE❌❌� Because real gees knows that there is time for everything, Learn to be serious in your life Don't let your name here misguide you.[color=#006600] |
| Family / What's The Best Platform To Send A Package This Xmas To My Woman Living In USVI by Slimdada(m): 9:09am On Nov 24, 2019 |
[/color]Good morning y'all As a real gee I want to send a package(a unisex dashiki dress with a hand made bead) to my white woman living in United state virgin islands This Xmas, I want to know from any real gee here who has sent a package to USA from Nigeria before The best platform that can deliver ? The price it will cost? And how many days it will take before it reaches my woman? A friend here told me about FedEx but I need more enlightenment from an experienced real gee.[color=#006600][b][/b] |
| Family / Re: What's Your Biggest Fear About Marriage? by Slimdada(m): 2:11pm On Nov 19, 2019 |
tiptoe1: No shaking gee You can send me an email for what's up |
| Religion / Re: Sinach Welcomes First Baby Five Years After Marriage by Slimdada(m): 8:00am On Nov 19, 2019 |
Tobechuckwu: Before the fame and all the money that made him call him self Frank rich boy Which studio was he recording When he recorded omemma track and the first and follow up album Flavour been a cecular artist is way more better than that your artist frank The case of blind sema flavour adopted is enough... |
| Religion / Re: Sinach Welcomes First Baby Five Years After Marriage by Slimdada(m): 7:56am On Nov 19, 2019 |
BabbanBura: Olamide,Flavour etc has impacted lives more than that dude frank Edwards... He does nothing more in his concerts than shouting and telling virgins to run when any man wants to bang them As if he doesn't bang...mtcheew.. |
| Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Gifts His Manager, Sunday Are, A Richard Millie Watch For His Birthday by Slimdada(m): 3:02am On Nov 19, 2019 |
STAR BOY WIZZY IS A REAL GEE✔✔ As the president of real gees association I can bodly tell you a real gee when I see one Because real gees don't make noise on social media like that frog voice fella who bought Richard Millie watch for him self for 5million naira And almost went broke But star boy bought this expensive watch 80000$ which is approximately 29,040,086.5 naira for his manager Somebody pls tell papa Ifeanyi that WizKid Is bigger and better than him in all ramifications both money and talent wise If e no be adekele money no body for know that frog voice fella |
| Religion / Re: Sinach Welcomes First Baby Five Years After Marriage by Slimdada(m): 2:48am On Nov 19, 2019 |
FRANK EDWARDS AIN'T A REAL GEE As a real gee I can bodly tell you that cinach is the only truly born again gospel artist in Africa She has really impacted lives through her soul winning gospel tracks and her life is really worth emulating Not that short ugly boy claiming frank rich boy who got all he is today on a platter of Gold pastor Chris gave that dude love world studio with heavy equipments to record for free yet this dude hasn't in any way helped talented upcoming gospel artist in various churches he goes for show. That dude is self centered Shout out to cinach .Joy will always be part of your home.... 1 Like |
| Family / Re: What's Your Biggest Fear About Marriage? by Slimdada(m): 2:36am On Nov 19, 2019 |
AS A REAL GEE!! In two years coming I'm getting married to the love of my life, my white lady in USA Who I have been talking for over a year now She has promised to come see me next year during her vacation I wanted us to get married whilst she would be here but she said she's not ready to get married on the first time we are together And she would rather want us to do a low key wedding in her home in USA,yes she's the one on my wallpaper And I love her so much Even without sending me money ever since we met till date I still love her lai DAT So in other word's AS A REAL GEE!! I'm not gonna get married to any Nigeria Lady This female folks from this country are mischievous and only want to marry for the wrong reasons Which is claiming ownership or partnership of your achievement and assets immediately they take your name No wonder Timaya aka papichulo refuses to marry his gf despite living with her,and having 3 children with her 2 Likes
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| Celebrities / Re: Davido's Dubai Arrest: Lady Shares Video Of Davido Being Prevented From Fleeing by Slimdada(m): 9:10am On Nov 18, 2019 |
DAVIDO IS NOT A REAL GEE❌ This guy lives and would die for social media He never suffered he had it all roses growing up that's why he doesn't know that in life you have to make money and stay low key Just few days the frog voiced fella bought a watch for 5million and posted it Took his crew shopping and posted it He's probably acting his age no doubt Shout out to real talents like wizzy and burna who are busy selling out the largest auditorium in London and environs and staying low key Whilst the lil boy David go about Living for the media and bursting head's up and down... 1 Like
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| Crime / Re: 'I Defiled My Two-year-old Stepdaughter Thinking She Was My Wife’- Man Confesses by Slimdada(m): 8:54am On Nov 18, 2019 |
NO REAl GEES IN AKWA IBOM❌❌ As a real gee I see no reason why a grown up man would derive joy in been a broke paedophile and derive joy in penetrating little innocent kids SEX IS OVERRATED and no man born of woman in his right senses would stop chasing money and be involved in such an unkind act to mankind AS THE PRESIDENT OF REAL GEES ASSOCIATION I hereby decree that this mofos manhood should be cut off MICROWAVED and used as a replacement of hot dog in a SPECIAL SHARWAMMA 1 Like
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| Celebrities / Re: Peter And Paul Okoye Celebrate Their 38th Birthday Today by Slimdada(m): 8:42am On Nov 18, 2019 |
PAUL AND PETER OKOYE ARE NOT REAL GEES❌❌ As a,real gee this duo should have swallowed their pride, come together this ember period and dropped a banger that will scatter parties this Christmas and make more money like they did in BANK ALERTS. 1 Like |
| Family / Re: Share Your Coming Of Age Stories by Slimdada(m): 12:13am On Nov 18, 2019 |
AS A REAL GEE I noticed that I have come off age When my uncle told me last month on my birthday that i should start thinking of getting married As the only first child of my late father and the only child of my late mum But this big dude don't know I'm a beast in bed and i havent banged for months now i have been on celibacy and any girl I mistakenly bang now must carry Belle (twins) because all that sperm wey reserve for my scrotum go ovulate her eggs shaperly but the wahala be say na doubly double I go buy Pampers if I eventually born twins.. 3 Likes 1 Share |
| Celebrities / Re: I Am Proud Of My Bow Legs - Annie Idibia Silences A Body-Shamer by Slimdada(m): 11:46pm On Nov 17, 2019 |
2BABA IS A REAL GEE Only real gees in Africa will discover such a beauty like Annie and her Sexy smile and then fumigate with her This lady is one of the most beautiful celebrity wife's with sexy smile, I have seen in Africa she has 2 beautiful charming daughters As for the oluku body shamer I can only tell you that right from the days of john the Baptist anybody named Bob,bobby Are all hand fallers and castina's Bobby brown Bob risky etc |
| Celebrities / Re: Ned Nwoko & Laila Charani, His Moroccan Wife Take A Ride by Slimdada(m): 11:37pm On Nov 17, 2019 |
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| Celebrities / Re: "This Will Not End Well!" - AKA Reacts To Burna Boy's Refusal To Apologize by Slimdada(m): 11:26pm On Nov 17, 2019 |
maxiflexy: How far Burna na axe man? |
| Celebrities / Re: Ned Nwoko & Laila Charani, His Moroccan Wife Take A Ride by Slimdada(m): 10:54pm On Nov 17, 2019 |
AS A REAL GEE I have observed with uttermost disappointment that the saying "money maketh a man fine" Is not in ned nwoko's case Upon all the billions this man has and the youn youn fresh pussy he has been banging he still looks like one taxi driver that shuttles from iyana ipaja to surulere This man na money miss road Money no fit am at all  5 Likes |
| Celebrities / Re: Teddy A And Bambam’s White Wedding In Dubai (Photos, Video) by Slimdada(m): 9:55am On Nov 17, 2019 |
jeesprecy: As a Real Gee I can only say amen to your prayer's... |
| Music/Radio / Re: Download: Duncan Mighty – Omila by Slimdada(m): 8:31am On Nov 10, 2019 |
Dem don omila your money? |
| Romance / Re: 'I Am The Reason Your Boyfriend Is Always Coming Home Late' - Lady by Slimdada(m): 8:34am On Nov 05, 2019 |
As a real gee If I have a gf with this kind of boobs Definitely I wouldn't be buying any pillow Cos her boobs would serve as a pillow for me to lay on.. |
| Celebrities / Re: Yinka Ayefele And Wife Dedicate Their Triplets In Church (Photos) by Slimdada(m): 7:47pm On Nov 04, 2019 |
As a Real Gee!! I prophesy that any young girl that type's my ovaries! In this thread will get pregnant before 31 December...
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| Music/Radio / Re: VIDEO: Kizz Daniel – Pak N Go by Slimdada(m): 7:40pm On Nov 04, 2019 |
As a real gee and a follow up fan of vado.I can only tell you that pak n go song wasn't the only third song of kizz that dropped because as a real gee I know that the song pak n go was also dropped with the song pah poh.on the 4th of October 2019 1 Like |
| Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests Six Suspected Yahoo Boys In Abuja by Slimdada(m): 7:01pm On Nov 04, 2019 |
No real Gee's in Nigeria As a real gee when you successfully pick and cash out loud After getting a mob you need to start up a business with the subsequent funds You don't need to be on Dread's or dress waywardly so not to raise eyebrows and ndi obiakpor all these lau lau spending at clubs,women and living a Facebook life is not needed Dress like a gentleman wear senators, look cooperate,avoid driving around with phones wey your work dey,stop playing loud music and winding down your car glass In a life filled with Facebook fakery Living a life of anonymity rock's 7 Likes 1 Share
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| Pets / Re: Kennel Club Rivers Dog Walk 2019 (Photos) by Slimdada(m): 6:51pm On Nov 04, 2019 |
[quote author=maiahsaiah post=83740162] Lol... Not all dogs o. Some are not loyal, some are forgetful, and some will eat your newborn baby without batting an eyelid. After my experience, I don't trust dogs. Still like them tho, but I prefer humans.[/quote No real gees in Nigeria!!! That's because probably there was no real Gee around to give that dog a proper training Give an English dog a proper training and get to see what true love is all about Not like I have dogs or don't love human So long as your dog has strong healthy eyes, he won’t forget you. Unfortunately, dogs who have become visually impaired may have a tough time discerning exactly who you are, but his sense of smell should tell him whom you're Feed A Dog For 3 Days They WillRemember You For 3 Years FeedA Human For 3 Years They Wüll Forget you in 3 days
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| Romance / Re: How To Know If A Girl Likes You – Ladies Deepest Secrets Revealed by Slimdada(m): 4:21pm On Nov 04, 2019 |
AS A REAL GEE Get money first So that you can afford to dress and smile nice to attract this girls Because no girl would like a brokeass dirty guy somebody in this thread said not all girls are after money lol But me I'm yet to see a girl who would reject money and gift items My brother if davido no get money Chioma no for knack am... 4 Likes |
| Romance / Re: How To Know If A Girl Likes You – Ladies Deepest Secrets Revealed by Slimdada(m): 4:16pm On Nov 04, 2019 |
bolinjkezzy: Thank you sir
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| Sports / Re: Ronaldo And His Girlfriend, Georgina Rodriguez At MTV EMA (Photos) by Slimdada(m): 3:32pm On Nov 04, 2019 |
[quote author=chimhigher post=83735757]Money too sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet abeg.... See ehhhh this life ehhhh, if you are poor, you will think the whole world revolves around your street and area, forgetting places like Ibiza island, Paris, Victoria falls, Las Vegas, Australia, New Zealand, Samoa exist, na people way get money God Make this life for Sha...All those fools that do commit suicide, just take them round the best places on Earth and after everything, Give them the sniper...Them go too go beat your head soft...This life too sweet abeg, na poverty they make life miserable HUSTLE OOOO!!!!!!!!!! [/quote You're a real Gee because only real gees know about Ibiza And the fun lifestyle that comes with that place Me I want to drink Hennessey in ibiza |
| Pets / Re: Kennel Club Rivers Dog Walk 2019 (Photos) by Slimdada(m): 2:39pm On Nov 04, 2019 |
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| Pets / Re: Kennel Club Rivers Dog Walk 2019 (Photos) by Slimdada(m): 2:35pm On Nov 04, 2019 |
| Romance / Re: How To Know If A Girl Likes You – Ladies Deepest Secrets Revealed by Slimdada(m): 2:31pm On Nov 04, 2019 |
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