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Romance / Re: Lady Propose To Her Man In A Shopping Mall, Got Rejected Publicly by Slimdada(m): 8:35am On Mar 16
Chi59:

I want nothing from you.

Lol ok what do u mean by I should
"make you" then
Romance / Re: Lady Propose To Her Man In A Shopping Mall, Got Rejected Publicly by Slimdada(m): 8:30am On Mar 16
Chi59:

Make me.

It all depends on what u want
And

Maybe you have another pattern that I don't know
Just tell me so that I would do the needful,
Anyhow u want it I gat u and me
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: - by Slimdada(m): 8:12am On Mar 16
cuterose9:
I don't know what you're talking about or who you are, as I've not communicated with you at all. I've not exchanged photos with anyone here nor met anyone here. That you had a bad experience with someone else here doesn't mean you should spoil an innocent woman's thread.
Romance / Re: Lady Propose To Her Man In A Shopping Mall, Got Rejected Publicly by Slimdada(m): 7:47am On Mar 16
Chi59:
See the guys who say "I wish a bold girl will toast me" foaming from the mouth. Most Nigerian men have a terribly fragile ego, and extremely wicked if they want to be. Confused males.

Hey chi don't say that
Romance / Re: Beautiful Nigerian Policewoman Twerks Up A Storm (video/photos) by Slimdada(m): 7:46am On Mar 16
Chi59:

Just a wish. I'm not going under the knife for her lips.

You don't need to do that either
We men have our various choices when it comes to the physique of a woman

Some other men might see her Lip's as a turn off you know

Just be who u are, and the right man for u will definitely find u
It doesn't matter your genotype because
I read your previous Post's and topics about SS
As for me
I'm an AA so I don't really care dating an SS as long as maintains a healthy living, capture's my heart,make's me happy and always look sexy
Because looking sexy drive's we men crazy
Romance / Re: Beautiful Nigerian Policewoman Twerks Up A Storm (video/photos) by Slimdada(m): 7:34am On Mar 16
Chi59:
She has the kinda shape of lips I wish I had. Pretty woman.

You must be beautiful and unique in your own way you don't need to wish to have her Lip's
I believe you also have what another girl wish for
Business / Re: Zenith Bank To Acquire Union Bank by Slimdada(m): 6:55am On Mar 15
What happens to account holder's of both banks?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: - by Slimdada(m): 4:46am On Mar 15
Nothing better than meeting a girl/boy who's got the physical/mental status you seeking for in real life, get attracted to them and shoot your shots

You can only do internet dating with white females they know how that shit works

All these hooking and meeting up with Nigeria girls always end up in a hassle...

Be warned Guy's

This particular girl maybe after exchanging pictures and details with her would stop texting u all because you probably don't look or pretend to be rich like they want,

Nigeria girls love men with fakery
Romance / Re: Angry Wife Cuts Off Husbands Big Dick Over Infidelity After Morning Sex by Slimdada(m): 4:36am On Mar 15
This is why I ain't gat no gf
Weed is my babe
I can smoke Igbo 4am in the morning

Arizona in the evening

SK in the midnight

My pains disappear when I see Maryjane

No cheating, no nagging, no domestic violence...
Politics / Re: Ali Gomina: Osinbajo At Late Escort Rider’s Village, Expresses Grief by Slimdada(m): 9:47pm On Mar 14
Rip hero,your death is a painful one
May God grant your family the fortitude to bear the loss
E no easy to loss the bread winner in a family
The death of your papa and mama go loss guard you
If your parents still dey alive,pray that they have long life..
Politics / Re: Osinbajo’s Convoy Involved In Accident, Escort Rider Killed by Slimdada(m): 7:34am On Mar 14
Rip to the dead, but the way these escort riders be driving on top speed especially those on power bikes they drive as if they are acting GTA naija version but unfortunately our roads don turn to death trap's

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Romance / Re: A Broke Man In A Love Relationship Is A Disaster Waiting To Happen by Slimdada(m): 10:32pm On Mar 13
Na just opportunity for the broke guy to know one or two,three,four,five things all those niggas wey don cash out dey work,so he would ball too,all those men balling no get two Head's,
Overtaking is allowed,you don't line up in a queue to hustle money.....
Crime / Re: Man Stabs Brother To Death For Bringing Parrots Into Their Home In Ogun. PHOTOS by Slimdada(m): 8:28pm On Mar 13
Anger,poverty killing and wasting Nigerians life more Than corona virus

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Serious Relationship Needed For 2020/2021 Marriage. by Slimdada(m): 5:03am On Mar 13
lolipopblessing:
am a young lady of 26 years old my name is blessing,am sexy fair in complexion for dating call me on 0818 876 4135 tanks boos

Where are u based?
Romance / Re: Life Without A Girlfriend. by Slimdada(m): 4:57am On Mar 13
Weed is my gf
I can smoke Igbo by 4am early in the morning
Smoke Arizona in the evening
Smoke SK in the midnight
Whilst playing my favourite song's on my apple earphone's,

Weed gives me Joy
No nagging.,,no cheating,,, no high bp

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Romance / Re: What’s The First Thing That Sexually Attracts You To Someone? by Slimdada(m): 4:46am On Mar 13
Big breasts not too big,cute smiles with dimples,tall, light skin,and cute face I'm not really into big butts,just big boobs,its forward ever,backward never...don't do short girls those bitches can be mean asf
Romance / Re: Sad News: See What Happened To This Popular Nairalander (Picture) by Slimdada(m): 10:33pm On Mar 12
Chizuru01:


By going into relationship only wen they are ready for marriage.

That dude no dey understand something
The nigga dey overstand....
Romance / Re: Sad News: See What Happened To This Popular Nairalander (Picture) by Slimdada(m): 10:31pm On Mar 12
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Real Guy. No mercy her at all, else she will chop u and mock u with her friends behind your back.

E get why bro
Real geez like us turn wayward, because these bitches
never loved us,they were after the money which made real geez chase the money,and the money made good guys turn unruly...
Romance / Re: Sad News: See What Happened To This Popular Nairalander (Picture) by Slimdada(m): 9:19pm On Mar 12
Well no dey ever full
E get one jambite wey wan find me come Monday, I'm gonna make sure she gets entertained she Love's ice cream, so I'm gonna get Her 3 scoops of ice cream mashed with waffles, then I will tear off the pussy with my 14 inches black dick,before she gets admission and start giving it to those wayward undergraduate's
I need to be that pussy pioneer so whenever she comes back from school she go come around come pay her dues...
Romance / Re: Sad News: See What Happened To This Popular Nairalander (Picture) by Slimdada(m): 9:00pm On Mar 12
Chizuru01:


Why would I be pained wen I have everything necessary to losen your kpekus if we meet real life

You mean you have the tools to loosen her pussy screw??

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Romance / Re: Sad News: See What Happened To This Popular Nairalander (Picture) by Slimdada(m): 8:58pm On Mar 12
Alaye! Calm down joor,she's not your girlfriend it's just your turn..

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Politics / Re: Sultan Of Sokoto: Hunger Virus Killing Nigerians More Than Coronavirus by Slimdada(m): 7:47pm On Mar 12
Majority of people in Nigeria can't even boast of 1k in their account, majority of Nigerians are struggling to put good food in the table,
Politricksians family are living overseas
Any family that can afford 3 square meals now should give thanks to God
Meanwhile today I saw something that broke my spirit
In shop rite a lil beautiful girl of About 4 year's old right hand was amputated don't know what caused that, she and her school mates came for excursion
Celebrities / Re: I Am Now A Landlady - Teni Buys A House (Video) by Slimdada(m): 7:12pm On Mar 12
Go on girl,you recorded one of the best love songs in nigeria last year titled power ranger even though the title is far from the song content,congratulations I'm glad that finally a female singer is acquiring a landed property at least it shouldn't just be the male counterparts alone,but for now
I think the score is male singers 15 vs female 1 singers

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: LASK Vs Manchester United: UCL (0 - 5) On 12th March 2020 by Slimdada(m): 7:05pm On Mar 12
Man u ain't playing UCL admin
What have you been smoking lately
I need some
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Serious Relationship by Slimdada(m): 11:01pm On Mar 11
Greatzeus:

She already had a mental picture of what she wants her man to look like,the kind of job he does and how rich he should be. When you sent her your details and pictures she saw that you didnt meet that criteria,instead of saying she is not interested,she decided to waste your time so that you can back off yourself.
Bros forget that girl,she is confused and doesnt know what she wanted in life yet. I wonder why she decided to come here and waste people's time.

True talk bro
And there's nothing better than a man meeting a girl in real life
You get attracted to her,
A girl who Is beautiful and confident in her self wouldn't come on social media to seek for relationship because she knows how many advances she gets on a daily bases from the opposite sex

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Serious Relationship by Slimdada(m): 5:38pm On Mar 11
virago:



You may not be her type physically , we girls do this all the time if we the guy falls short of our physical expectation

You're basically right
She self fit no be my type mentally and physically but as a matured person you're supposed to be courageous and tell him or her the fact I no like u

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Literature / Re: Confessions Of A FUNAAB Yahoo Yahoo Boy; The Tales Of Gbadebo by Slimdada(m): 9:06am On Mar 11
Wetin make your friends no broke? Uc and co?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Serious Relationship by Slimdada(m): 10:59pm On Mar 10
Greatzeus:

Bros,show that girl how responsible and honest Nairaland guys are,don't fall our hand oh. I hope it works between you two wink

I dey feel say maybe e get wetin do her body wey make her no wan send me her pictures so I go see as she dey,she forget say no matter how u dey any guy wey see you for real life will either stay or go eventually
It's all about choice
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Serious Relationship by Slimdada(m): 10:55pm On Mar 10
Greatzeus:

Bros,show that girl how responsible and honest Nairaland guys are,don't fall our hand oh. I hope it works between you two wink

Bros,That girl no dey straightforward we have been talking on WhatsApp, I have sent her my pictures and been honest at the same time, but she refused to send me her pictures Always telling me lies about bad network and am the one always calling her phone and sparking up conversations on WhatsApp, if I no text her she no Go text or call,most times she would even go ahead and ignore my texts,. And this na girl wey I don make plans on how I go use spend money and entertain her,whenever she comes to see me.. undecided
Romance / Re: First Date by Slimdada(m): 10:44pm On Mar 10
BillionPAGE:



Oga am in love

Love in Tokyo
Romance / Re: Isa Sulaiman And Jeanine Sanchez Wedding Postponed (photo) by Slimdada(m): 5:57am On Mar 08
gypsey:
and when she finishes with one niggar, she moves on to another desparate nigga. i pity them niggas.

True talk bro,this white women,dey carry gees

Dey play,e be like dem dey revenge mission thebest thing
To do if your client don love up is to persuade her to deactivate her social media handle, you guys fit find another platform like WhatsApp to be talking

If not u no go know say some kind niggas wey get tight orientation dey work her love for DM
Romance / Re: Isa Sulaiman And Jeanine Sanchez Wedding Postponed (photo) by Slimdada(m): 10:44pm On Mar 07
Like this like this k1 visa don knock and as she don go back this niqqa GATS still dey work this woman love oh,forget say she don visit you,don't know whether he even bang her well well when she visited him because these white ladies love sex die especially when you lick their pxxxy mean while there are many gees online looking for how to snatch another man client, this white women and weird behaviours is like 5 and 6
She fit don jam another niqqa

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