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Sports / Re: Alex Iwobi With Friends At Wizkid's Starboy Fest (Photos) by Slimdada(m): 8:10pm On Oct 21, 2019
KingAzubuike:
White people don't know who wizkid is. Even the black Brits don't know him either. His concert was only attended by Nigerians living in the UK.

You're not a real Gee

A real Gee nah hate pon another Man's effort or achievement because you dunno know how star boy suffer inna ojuelegba before the man Start fi live him dreams
The least you coulda done Is read and stroll

NO HATING!!!

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Celebrities / Re: Davido’s Son Models For Mario And Juliet As Brand Ambassador, Hours After Birth by Slimdada(m): 8:06pm On Oct 21, 2019
Slawormir:


There is no such time niggarrr

Stop talking like a broke ass nigggar

May we not stay broke for too long as real niggarrrz


Amen you are a real gee for that prayer
May we all pick and cash out loud so nobody will have time to hate comment and be a broke ass for ages
Travel / Re: Cost Of Road Trip To Ghana by Slimdada(m): 7:58pm On Oct 21, 2019
kerry57:
Guy, u know hear wetin ghanians dead do to Nigerians? Guy visit Rwanda. U will thank me later. Its very cheap too at least ur family will thank u for the flight u wanted to deny them of.

Wow you are a Real Gee
To mention about Rwanda because only real gees know how Beautiful Rwanda is


I have heard so much about kigali in Rwanda and Kampala in uganda how
Far you get any connect for Rwanda and how much will it cost to travel their and what travel documents do I need before I can travel their

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Crime / Re: Killer, Gracious David-West To Be Arraigned In Court (Photos) by Slimdada(m): 7:50pm On Oct 21, 2019
This dude is not a real gee
In fact he's a fake mortherfucker
A real gee never harms or hurts any Lady talk less of killing her that's wicked ness and man unkindness
A real gee Love's Ladies,handle's her puum puum with romantic touches and gives her good headies like pastor Wilson...
Celebrities / Re: Fantana Performs In Skimpy Dress, Sanitary Pad Spotted While On Stage by Slimdada(m): 7:40pm On Oct 21, 2019
So no real gee in her team or back stage to tell her to wear tampons
Its so disgusting to flash pad's on stage what if she spreads bad blood all over the stage
Celebrities / Re: Nse Ikpe-Etim Celebrates Her 45th Birthday With Beautiful Pictures by Slimdada(m): 7:33pm On Oct 21, 2019
One of my nollywood's crush love her role switch
A real gee can't wait to finally meet you one on one
Happy birthday warrior
Keep on fighting
Celebrities / Re: Akpororo Buys A New Car, Stands On It, Promotes 'I Serve A Very Big God' by Slimdada(m): 7:27pm On Oct 21, 2019
Akpororo is a real Gee
Congratulations on your new whip
More to come
Family / Re: Wife Battery: Should We Drop Police Case, Though He’s Threatening To Kill Her? by Slimdada(m): 7:21pm On Oct 21, 2019
Fallenhunter:


Because that's what Nigeria needs more of, gangsters!

Lol no be lie
The situation for the country critical

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Romance / Re: Single Guys: Do You Need A Girlfriend/Wife, Then Stop Doing These 5 Things by Slimdada(m): 7:18pm On Oct 21, 2019
[quote author=internationalman post=83340379]
this sharp guy be using excuse me sister by 2baba to woo this lady[/quote

Bad guy but you wan come use style spoil a real gee
play laidis laidis
Romance / Re: How Can A Broke Guy Quench His Sex Desires? by Slimdada(m): 11:01am On Oct 21, 2019
Ladylite:


Stop being an hypocrite, there is soapy or in your words... Masturbation.

It has been known to quench it frequently for years even before you were born.

Even being broke but you have money for data means there is a lady out there for you.

Money is not for sex and sex is not always for money.

So get your head right and be an outgoing jovial person and you will find some girl either in your area or church or mosque or school to give a head and have sex with.

You're a real gee because only real gees can reason like this
In fact when next you enter Abia mall Genesis cinemas I will buy a movie ticket for you

Don't make a topic like this, it's Hypocrisy.
Politics / Re: The Lekki Free Trade Zone And Deep Sea Port Gradually Taking Shape.. Pictures. by Slimdada(m): 8:28am On Oct 21, 2019
NigeriaIsDoomed:
Guy nothing is really happening in that axis in the meantime apart from the construction project.
You can't even find a decent accommodation there and I believe you have to take security into consideration as well.
The tiny road that leads to the refinery is in a deplorable state.
Nigeria has a very long way to go with their senseless rulers.
Perhaps they are waiting for Dangote to complete the project before they expand the road.
Pathetic rulers bereft of ideas!
The only ideas they have is looting and using bullion vans to buy the poor citizens during elections.

You're a
Real gee thanks for this info
I highpreciate you know I'm currently working as a pizza and sharwamma chef for one brand in the east and I'm planning to level up and move my hustle ahead to the west in case you know any better location just halla me

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Celebrities / Re: Man Calls Yomi Casual 'Yahoo Boy' Because Of His Car, He Replies by Slimdada(m): 8:22am On Oct 21, 2019
seankafor:
first of all send that woman package.

Buy ring ,watch or teddy bear of 10-15k send give am.

Na u go dey run away from slips I bet u

Ok nwanne
You're a real gee
Thanks for the info
What's your Instagram handle so I can reach you once once
Romance / Re: Single Guys: Do You Need A Girlfriend/Wife, Then Stop Doing These 5 Things by Slimdada(m): 8:19am On Oct 21, 2019
AwkaetitiBabe:
Keep being Real slimdada smiley

Thank you ma'am
Politics / Re: The Lekki Free Trade Zone And Deep Sea Port Gradually Taking Shape.. Pictures. by Slimdada(m): 5:37am On Oct 21, 2019
Can anyone link me up with how I can rent a shop their or the environs so I can start up my sharwamma business around the hood I know that I will hammer and buy car if I hustle their in few months... Pls help a real Gee

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Romance / Re: Single Guys: Do You Need A Girlfriend/Wife, Then Stop Doing These 5 Things by Slimdada(m): 5:23am On Oct 21, 2019
I'm a handsome single real Gee
A hustler,pizza and sharwamma chef in my late 20's only child and seriously searching for a beautiful light skin girl who is ready for marriage, I'm not playa I don't date for fun or games, I need a loyal,beautiful and educated light skin girl to make her my queen and walk her down the aisle,all i can say is whoever she might be she would really enjoy me when she meets me and who knows I might meet my fantasy here on nairaland..
Celebrities / Re: Obafemi Martins Attends Wizkid’s Starboy Fest (Photos) by Slimdada(m): 5:05am On Oct 21, 2019
Burnamiganja:
Obagoal

Hey yo hiphop goons, check out my new beat and please like and share


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzis74yfqqU
How far are you a good producer?
Health / Re: Man Slumps And Dies In Lagos During Early Morning Jogging (Photo) by Slimdada(m): 4:58am On Oct 21, 2019
As a real gee Its advised to go for medical check up once once and know your status
Most people are dying because of their inability to discover a particular ailment troubling them for long
Romance / Re: Single Guys: Do You Need A Girlfriend/Wife, Then Stop Doing These 5 Things by Slimdada(m): 4:52am On Oct 21, 2019
AwkaetitiBabe:
Cos 9ja guys give real love eh?
My dear I know some naija guys are not real gees some of them don't know how to to treat a Lady right but
Let me introduce my self I'm slimdada don't mean to trouble you,I'm a hardworking handsome real gee with a promising future and I'm willing and ready to show any beautiful loyal girl how a man is supposed to love a woman
I'm willing to stand by her side and say no shaking until the end...
So Babe biko test me
Travel / Re: Accident In Jos Kills Many On Yingi Road (Disturbing Photos) by Slimdada(m): 4:29am On Oct 21, 2019
As a real gee i wish the departed souls rest in peace,we all are heading to the same destination and as a real gee again every morning i wake up i commit my going out and coming in into Gods hands,No need to cherish luxuries cos everything come and Go even the life we have is borrowed,and we are not promised tomorrow kai even the BMW x5 many be killing for is worth nothing now..
Romance / Re: Lady's Wig Falls During 'No Hand Kissing Challenge' by Slimdada(m): 4:17am On Oct 21, 2019
The guy kissing is not a real Gee because real gees don't kiss for that long without giving her the Wilson headies
In fact the kisser, the Kissee,the organiser's of the competition and the person who posted this shit are all mad
Romance / Re: Single Guys: Do You Need A Girlfriend/Wife, Then Stop Doing These 5 Things by Slimdada(m): 4:10am On Oct 21, 2019
Real gees can testify that its very difficult getting a good real wife material in naija more than catching a usa client online

So many fake love outchea

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Celebrities / Re: BBNaija: Cindy Receives Car From Flo Rich As A Gift (Photos) by Slimdada(m): 4:06am On Oct 21, 2019
Real gees knows that a man is definitely behind that car,so quit playing mind game's with us,tell us the car name and who really bought that car..
Family / Re: Wife Battery: Should We Drop Police Case, Though He’s Threatening To Kill Her? by Slimdada(m): 4:00am On Oct 21, 2019
CeterisXVII:

The husband should not get involved and should withdraw the police case. Are you normal? What kind of lousy advice is this? So, you prefer the woman to die there, right? From your advice, it is likely that you also beat up the women in your life....

You're not a real Gee
Because a real gee knows that real gees like me never touch women
Rather we shower them with love and respect so shut the Bleep up and get outta my mention
Ode

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Celebrities / Re: Man Calls Yomi Casual 'Yahoo Boy' Because Of His Car, He Replies by Slimdada(m): 3:56am On Oct 21, 2019
Iogobenz:
See his fùcked up format sef..I can't even tell if the nigga is a gee boy or a beggar undecided
Spits!

Oga logo Benz its obvious you are not a real gee because as a real Gee instead of you spitting and condemning my bleeped up format like you said
You can teach me
So I can level up cos am willing to learn...
Celebrities / Re: Man Calls Yomi Casual 'Yahoo Boy' Because Of His Car, He Replies by Slimdada(m): 3:51am On Oct 21, 2019
foster212:

Yahoo get level, and the woman you are billing might just be a gee too.

No be gee bro
Na black American woman in her 50s
I'm sure about that one..
Family / Re: Wife Battery: Should We Drop Police Case, Though He’s Threatening To Kill Her? by Slimdada(m): 11:24pm On Oct 20, 2019
Your husband is not a real Gee because real gees don't get involved in another couple's fight no matter what he should withdraw that police case
Because when you get involved in another couple's fight, the couple's will use you to settle their dispute
Get your son another nanny
And see him get another new friends to play with
Come to think of it
What if your son or any of those kids get hurt accidentally when this fighters are exchanging blows and throwing weapon's like flower vast...
Celebrities / Re: Tunde Ednut And Joro Olumofin Are Fighting - Checkout Hilarious Meme Collection by Slimdada(m): 10:48pm On Oct 20, 2019
Rolex66:
Two ladies. Real Gees don't do this
.
You're a real
Gee because real gees don't quarrel online like women and
When next you visit Genesis cinemas Abia mall I owe you one medi chicken pizza

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Son's Name Is David Adedeji Ifeanyi Adeleke Jr (Photos, Video) by Slimdada(m): 10:09pm On Oct 20, 2019
hopeforcharles:
This is sweet. Me too I am an expectant father. I can't believe it but it's real. And infants material and clothing are the most expensive.
But it's worth it.
All these talks about infant wears diapers getting me scared
Because I have been asked to go and marry as the only son and child of my late parents
Travel / Re: Umuocham Road Aba Flooded After Rainfall Today (video) by Slimdada(m): 9:58pm On Oct 20, 2019
And the Governor Is not a real gee,that's why he doesn't care about the way aba where he's from is looking ,he's in abuja partying..

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Celebrities / Re: Man Calls Yomi Casual 'Yahoo Boy' Because Of His Car, He Replies by Slimdada(m): 9:45pm On Oct 20, 2019
Only real gees will tell you that yahoo no easy
These day's men dey suffer to cash out ordinary 100$
On my birthday I bill one woman I dey work legit Prada sneakers only for the client to give me her own billing
I still wonder how some real gees still manage to cash out these times and buy mob

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Celebrities / Re: Man Calls Yomi Casual 'Yahoo Boy' Because Of His Car, He Replies by Slimdada(m): 9:38pm On Oct 20, 2019
Slawormir:

You are a real niggarrr.
Infact i owe you some bottles, a parcel of weed and two to three paid bitches for you to bang. When ever you are in Benin city. Just halla at me. Even when am not around i will tell my other real niggarrrz to position you

They don't know what it takes to hypnotize, brain wash and use reverse psychology on a soul

They don't know what it means to acquire tools
and format
They don't know what it means for your picker(aza man) to come up with stories that your money is not available

They dunno what it means and how suicidal it gets when your picker rip you off
Only real niggars can understand how hard it takes for clients to accept to pay a billing especially these day's
Most of the clients are suffering from billing phobia

Pets / Re: My Dog Is Reacting To Something. HELP!!! by Slimdada(m): 9:34pm On Oct 20, 2019
Slawormir:
It is obvious you are not a real niggarrr

A real niggarrr will take his dog to a veterinarian
Very unfair that upon all the real niggars in nairaland some guys are not still real niggars

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