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RomanceRe: How To Know If A Girl Likes You – Ladies Deepest Secrets Revealed by Slimdada(m): 2:29pm On Nov 04, 2019
As a real gee

I will comfortably tell u that
Even with all the green light and all you mentioned,a girl that did all that stuff
will still outrightly decline your interest of wanting to make her your bae
She would rather tell u she has a bf and wants you guys to be friends

This particular girl did all that stuff to me when I met her in Asaba where I went for work training
I followed the green light she gave me called her everyday we talked for long at every call
She even jokingly asked one day if worked at recharge card house, because of how I called her
Everyone at her workplace jokingly called me her hubby
Until one day she asked me to send her card
Despite she receiving salary few days ago
While I just started work at my state branch of the company she works in Asaba after the training not like o can't afford to send her card but
I wanted us to define our friendship so I would know what she sees me as
I don't want to be a maga

Music/RadioRe: Wizkid Congratulates Burna Boy For Wining Best Africa Act Award At 2019 MTV EMA by Slimdada(m): 10:19am On Nov 04, 2019
Burna season
CelebritiesRe: Shirtless Burna Boy Poses With His Mum At His Concert In London by Slimdada(m): 10:12am On Nov 04, 2019
Slimdada:
And that's why they both doing well in their various musical career,
If only my mother was alive I would definitely wanted to rule the world with her by my side this way,but she left me early in this cold world.
Pls
Come through for me God
You're the only father and mother I have in this world

There are no limit's,no walls no barriers to what I can achieve,
As men no wan clear me��‍♂
Show me the way for street��
CelebritiesRe: Shirtless Burna Boy Poses With His Mum At His Concert In London by Slimdada(m): 10:02am On Nov 04, 2019
allanphash7:
Their mom never stayed off their lives
Wow and that's why both doing well in life
If only my mother was alive I would definitely wanted to rule the world with her by my side this way,but she is left me early in this cold world.
Pls
Come through for me God
You're the only father and mother I have in this world

There are no limit's,no walls no barriers to what I can achieve,
As men no wan clear me��‍♂
Show me the way for street��

CelebritiesRe: Shirtless Burna Boy Poses With His Mum At His Concert In London by Slimdada(m): 9:59am On Nov 04, 2019
allanphash7:
Their mom never stayed off their lives
And that's why they both doing well in their various musical career,
If only my mother was alive I would definitely wanted to rule the world with her by my side this way,but she is left me early in this cold world.
Pls
Come through for me God
You're the only father and mother I have in this world

There are no limit's,no walls no barriers to what I can achieve,
As men no wan clear me��‍♂
Show me the way for street��
CelebritiesRe: Shirtless Burna Boy Poses With His Mum At His Concert In London by Slimdada(m): 9:57am On Nov 04, 2019
If only my mother was alive I would definitely wanted to rule the world with her by my side this way,but she is late, left me early in this cold world.
Pls
Come through for me God
You're the only father and mother I have in this world

There are no limit's,no walls no barriers to what I can achieve,
As men no wan clear me��‍♂
Show me the way for street��
CelebritiesRe: Shirtless Burna Boy Poses With His Mum At His Concert In London by Slimdada(m): 9:53am On Nov 04, 2019
allanphash7:
Burna boy and Pasuma are having something in common lately
And What are they having in common?
CrimeRe: Two Robbers Burnt To Death In Delta (Disturbing Photos) by Slimdada(m): 7:11am On Nov 04, 2019
NO REAL GEES IN AFRICA!!

Poor man wey thief maggi fellow poor man go join hand kill am
But those politricksians wey dey still with bullion vans omo we no dey see their face for crime fighter...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Watford Vs Chelsea (1 - 2) On 2nd November 2019 by Slimdada(m): 9:56pm On Nov 02, 2019
Who else has noticed the strength of Chelsea players in ps4 pes 2020 Abraham, pulisic mount zouma on fire
CrimeRe: 70-year-old Man Commits Suicide In Okigwe, Imo (Graphic Photos) by Slimdada(m): 11:10pm On Oct 27, 2019
seankafor:
check ya mail dada
Sorry bro,for late reply and
My Late reply wasn't intensional
Check ya mail pls
CrimeRe: 70-year-old Man Commits Suicide In Okigwe, Imo (Graphic Photos) by Slimdada(m): 10:34pm On Oct 24, 2019
NO REAL GEES IN AFRICA!!

As a real Gee I
Find it difficult to believe the pops in his old age could have the strength to commit a suicide of this kind
This actually looks like a homicide and the culprits made it look like a suicide act

Which kind life we dey,wey man is so unkind to mankind??
CrimeRe: Gracious David West Beaten Up By Inmates In Port-Harcourt Prison by Slimdada(m): 10:28pm On Oct 24, 2019
oloriLFC:
and was never remorseful even in the face of death
Yes he outrightly got the death sentence he deserved
Death by electrocution in an electric chair

I guess his Nigeria apprentice WEST will get similar fate.....
CrimeRe: Gracious David West Beaten Up By Inmates In Port-Harcourt Prison by Slimdada(m): 10:06pm On Oct 24, 2019
motionarena:
Don't worry
Ted Bundy will be proud of you
That man agreed to raping killing of about 30 women In usa he's the definition of heartless evil

He once called himself "the most cold-hearted son of a bitch you'll ever meet."
CrimeRe: Man Jailed For 60 Years Over Child Defilement (Photo) by Slimdada(m): 9:54pm On Oct 24, 2019
Slimdada:
NO REAL GEES IN AFRICA!!

As a real Gee I see this shameful act as a taboo and man unkindness to mankind
Therefore this paedophile he goat deserves even more than worse for this pain and affliction he has caused this minor
If she was my relation I would have bursted m16 inna his dick

Bumboclatt battyman
CrimeRe: Man Jailed For 60 Years Over Child Defilement (Photo) by Slimdada(m): 9:54pm On Oct 24, 2019
NO REAL GEES IN AFRICA!!

As a real Gee I see this shameful act a taboo and man unkindness to mankind
Therefore this paedophile he goat deserves even more than worse for this pain and affliction he has caused this minor
If she was my relation I would have bursted m16 inna his dick

Bumboclatt battyman
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by Slimdada(m): 12:57am On Oct 23, 2019
seankafor:
if e no get bass, I no for buy am dey use am naa grin

Check your mail by the way
Just replied bro I'm
Sorry for the late mail reply
So many personal stuffs trying to depress me�
I'm trying to be strong but it ain't easy
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by Slimdada(m): 7:09am On Oct 22, 2019
seankafor:
bought It 20k+. U can check it on jumia.
Ok how far the sound?
E get Bass
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by Slimdada(m): 7:03am On Oct 22, 2019
seankafor:
mehn checked the specs of the extreme 3 now...I owe u guys an apology shocked

That beast should be compared to apple beats pills bluetooth speaker.
That shii is 20w shocked..the price no be here..

But my zealot s12 makes me feel like boss thoor cool
How much is the zealot 12 and the JB device
RomanceRe: What Is The Most Stupid Thing You've Ever Done Because Of Love? by Slimdada(m): 6:58am On Oct 22, 2019
Destiblack:
Yes am more than capable, I mean my words.
AS A REAL GEE
You cant say you're More than capable
Because the only Mr capable I know is bankyw
RomanceRe: She Dumped Me While On A Date, Did I Really Offend Her By Doing This?! by Slimdada(m): 6:45am On Oct 22, 2019
[quote author=WowSweetGuy post=83340170]Excuse my grammatical blunders. I just feel like sharing this experience i had with my fiancee to be....

Yesterday being sunday, I decided to fix a movie and fun outing with my girl. I ordered a taxi from my base to her base to pick her up. She came looking fine and sweet to enjoy the sunday with...To cut the long story short to the main reason i'm posting this....

I came out of the taxi from the FRONT SEAT gave her a hug and opened the back door for her then closed the door to go back to my normal position, She gave me a bad look from nowhere, i asked her what's wrong, she told me to come to the back, the driver could hear us clearly, i playfully told her baby don't worry we have all day together u are even gonna spend the night at my crib, i sat at d front and told the taxi to go to the cinema. During the trip to the cinema i had a little conversation with the taxi guy, from nowhere again my lady told the taxi guy in a rude voice 'please oga face your driving and stop shaking me driving into potholes anyhow abeg'...later on again she told the taxi man to totally put off the low radio station that was playing in the car, the last time he had a call and received it on Bluetooth o,she shouted then very rude telling the man please just drop that call. That's when i cautioned her to take it easy na.
We arrived at the cinema, she told me i should give her transport to go back home that she doesn't feel like staying out again...I tried to pet her,she just abandoned me took a taxi and went home. She has refused picking my calls since yesterday. Im busy at work weekdays,i dont really have time to go to her house.

Ladies/Gentlemen please where did i really go wrong
BUMBOCLAAT

AS A REAL GEE

Mi gwan tell you say

Yuh ooman wan try fi deh authoritative,

Di badt gyal try fi control yuh pon Di relationship

And after unuh a go git marid she gwan kick yuh

batty front weh back weh just like a Merry go round

AND AS A REAL GEE Yuh don't need any ooman weh a go stay suh

Since yuh Ring her celli and she nuh reply fi yuh,

No matter wha gwan yuh cyan never force love,

and love is not a one sided thing u zimi??

So Yuh affi laylow and figet bout her

If she really loves yuh she a guh come back

running like a tap water weh seize a long time

because of a bad sumo.
CelebritiesRe: Mompha Arrested By INTERPOL In Abuja - Kemi Olunloyo Says by Slimdada(m): 6:36am On Oct 22, 2019
AS A REAL GEE
Mi gwan ask the Babylon police man dem wha gwan??

Wetin play ??
CelebritiesRe: Bobrisky Gets Physical With A Man That Bashed His New Range Rover by Slimdada(m): 6:28am On Oct 22, 2019
AS A REAL GEE

Mi gwan tell unuh say dawan ya
A man to man fight enuh
TravelRe: Cost Of Road Trip To Ghana by Slimdada(m): 9:23pm On Oct 21, 2019
businessnow:
For a very good adventure/vacation for your family with little budget i will advise you visit Kigali in Rwanda.

You will surely have the best of time.

Visiting Rwanda is Visa on arrival and it cost just $30,at least as of 2017 when last i visit.

There is a direct flight from MM2

RWANDA AIR have a direct flight from Lagos to Kigali which is the capital.

From Lagos to Kigali is 4hrs 30m Nonstop

Flight Fares is between 170k-180k (RWANDA AIR ) Economy.

Rispec and manners bredda
In fact you're a REAL GEE for giving I and I this well detailed briefing
More blessings genna
PoliticsRe: Ferry Gberegbe: Governor Wike Redeems N200m Pledge To Late Dr's Family by Slimdada(m): 9:19pm On Oct 21, 2019
BOMBOCLAAT

200 Million what

That's nuffa Dallas we ah talk bout righta nou

Yuh knuo what

AS A REAL GEE

With this money mi gwan finally travel to Jamaica and roll a spliff with Damian marley longside buju banton
Then mi gwan take mi ooman to Paris fi a two weeks baecation then mi a go make a quick stop pon DJ Khalid's crib charge mi phone inna him house before mi a go come back a yard and start a big pizza and sharwamma joint pon mi area
CelebritiesRe: Chioma Hails Davido For Sleeping By Her Side In Labour Room by Slimdada(m): 9:10pm On Oct 21, 2019
Slimdada:
You not a REAL GEE to make such hate comments
Lissin dis
Yuh nah go receive any blessing if yuh hating pon another human
Yuh should a knuo say the sky is wide enough fi accommodate nuffa man and ooman dem
So yuh hafi have a reorientation and stop jealous pon another human because u dunno wha gwan
Yuh dunno wha she been through yuh dunno how she git criticised because she decide fi drop outta school inna Babcock because of her man davido
The least you coulda done is read and scroll if you have nothing good fi say
You shouldn't say nutten
CelebritiesRe: Chioma Hails Davido For Sleeping By Her Side In Labour Room by Slimdada(m): 9:09pm On Oct 21, 2019
CANDYDADDY:
Davido sleeping or staying by your side doesn't mean the fvcker will not make another babymama in few months to come,you can only enjoy your very cheap popularity till you become isolated and shunned like his other babymama
You not a REAL GEE to make such hate comments
Lissin dis
Yuh nah go receive any blessing if yuh hating pon another human
Yuh should a knuo say the sky is wide enough fi accommodate nuffa man and ooman dem
So yuh hafi have a reorientation and stop jealous pon another human because u dunno wha gwan
Yuh dunno wha she been through yuh dunno how she git criticised because she decide fi drop outta school inna Babcock because of her man davido
The least you coulda is read and scroll if you have nothing good fi say
You shouldn't say nutten
HealthRe: Always Sanitary Pad Removes Feminine Logo To Accommodate Transgender Men by Slimdada(m): 9:01pm On Oct 21, 2019
BOMBOCLAT

So righta nou unnu wan fi tell mi say
Battybwoy and chichi mandem
Start fi menstruate
Lawd a merci

No REAL GEE a go ram another man batty when you have whollepa tight and fat Pusey gyal dem Inna buck
Science/TechnologyRe: Escaped Kano Lion Eats Ostrich As Zookeepers Mull Killing Animal (video) by Slimdada(m): 8:51pm On Oct 21, 2019
NO REAL GEES IN NIGERIA

How can you operate a zoo with wild animals in your captivity yet no safety measures to prevent such occurance
Mehn I'm so tired of this zoo country we living
What if that lion Japa from that zoo and embarks on a massive rage attack on a neighbouring community and start killing infants and women
I just want to travel out of this cowntry and move to Kampala or Kigali with my bae there we can start a new life and raise our future kids there as a REAL GEE
PhonesRe: Glomobile To Be Disconnected From Airtel Networks In 10 Days' Time. by Slimdada(m): 8:38pm On Oct 21, 2019
[quote author=EXLOVER post=83329029]People who uses Glo network really have patience in life.

I remember when i was using Glo sim card, my relationship life was really stagnant, I will send my girlfriend a goodnight sweet message she will receive it in the afternoon will in class, nor be say she dey Us o, I will send her a message will in class because i can't call her (baby, please when coming home please buy some bananas and yoghurt) she will receive the text immediately she enter my room. I have to drink pure water after sex. Glo is nothing but 1g network.


Since i put to mtn my relationship life is so sweet it's on 7g level.


I remember when i got Glo 5gig data for 1500 i think say my life dor set, even for cheap WhatsApp message to send was an issue, I use 50mb for 5days, I had to go to a place where there is Glo network i use the remaining data to download confam HD por*n. Devil win.

You're a real gee�
CelebritiesRe: Tracy & Treasure Daniels Celebrate Their Birthday (Photos) by Slimdada(m): 8:35pm On Oct 21, 2019
AS A REAL GEE I so much love twins like this
And would love to have twin daughter's in future
Happy birthday to them
PhonesRe: MTN N4 USSD Charges Halted By FG by Slimdada(m): 8:30pm On Oct 21, 2019
AS A REAL GEE
Download your various bank apps online and run your transactions with the bank app
Ussd transactions las las na SCAM
No privacy for example when you're paying for an item through transfer
Your password is shown
And no option to hide password
.....you just have to hide your phone from the customer or whoever you're transferring money to
FamilyRe: How Do I Save For The Future So As Not To Learn The Hard Way? by Slimdada(m): 8:20pm On Oct 21, 2019
As a real Gee

I have a Union korrect account with union bank
Where I deposit 10k monthly
Its a yearly savings account that deducts about 2k or 5k depending on the one you chose
It deducts 2 or 5k monthly from your main account to the Union korrect account
And you cant withdraw the money until after a year
You can only transfer money into the account or check your balance

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