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Religion / Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by Slimdada(m): 7:25am On Feb 09, 2020 |
My landlady just last night walked by my door entrance straight to my backyard without knocking,I was inside my house and noticed footsteps, so immediately I ran outside because I was cooking with my bass cylinder outside and immediately I saw my landlady closed to my cooking gas and pot pointing touch at a window adjacently opposite to where I'm cooking so immediately I greeted her and was watching what she wanted to do,out of guilty conscience she said she was looking for something The something she was looking she never said what it was,so I was still there watching until she shamelessly left.... Dunno what to believe but this woman is supposed to be an elder in the church she's a window and has grown up kids living in different states,but whatever evil she has in mind against me would definitely go back to her a thousand time's 13 Likes |
Family / Re: I Am Sterile But About To Be A Father by Slimdada(m): 10:38pm On Feb 05, 2020 |
First of all you're not a real gee For not opening up to your fvvking bitch Do you know that trust and fidelity is the bedrock of any successful relationship?? Mehn the worst that can do you is to father another man baby because some day the pikin go leave you find his or her real dad Omo e come be like say your bitch play away match,but I can't seem to understand some bitches,just because your pussy is elastic you now think its an avenue to jump from the dick of dbanj,2face,psquare etc Why don't you stick to your man and give him the puum puum alone I no fit tell you to break up with your bitch because i dont know what she does for you,so Mi gee you GATS save money so you go run DNA test after 9 month's if that kid ain't yours say bye bye to that gold digger .... MEANWHILE I'M DOING EAST SHOUT OUT TO THE REAL GEES IN NAIRA LAND WEY I KNOW MAN LIKE SPAZ825 NUFF RISPEC AND BLESSINGS;; |
Romance / Re: Why is our women and girls not romantic in Nigeria? by Slimdada(m): 10:26pm On Feb 05, 2020 |
Starz825: Oh mehn,Bro you're a real fvvking gee,infact you're a professor in women affairs, see the way you broke everything down little by little I so fvvking appreciate this words from you as a matter of fact,it didn't work out between me and that girl I talked about in this thread, we don't talk anymore, I fvvked up on my part but just like they say Experience is the best teacher but I have sure learnt one thing from you today,never throw myself to any girl even when my mind dey her side I go pretend like say my Mind no dey,until she go soji,then me and her Go run the M I C 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Why is our women and girls not romantic in Nigeria? by Slimdada(m): 9:37pm On Feb 05, 2020 |
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Romance / Re: Why is our women and girls not romantic in Nigeria? by Slimdada(m): 7:37am On Feb 05, 2020 |
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Crime / Re: Onwuzuruike Kingsley Ikenna "Nwanta Anayoeze Yonaracha" Yahoo Arrested By EFCC by Slimdada(m): 4:16am On Feb 05, 2020 |
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Crime / Re: Onwuzuruike Kingsley Ikenna "Nwanta Anayoeze Yonaracha" Yahoo Arrested By EFCC by Slimdada(m): 11:20pm On Feb 04, 2020 |
This man, Escobar smith etc begin work when we never know wetin G be__, Can you believe I have actually cleaned the hotel room this man lodged before 15 years ago when I was still a house keeper in one hotel laidat 3 Likes |
Politics / Re: Buhari Presents Nigeria’s Visa Policy 2020 by Slimdada(m): 1:17pm On Feb 04, 2020 |
Which country can one go and hustle with just the Nigeria passport and without a visa?? |
Celebrities / Re: Angela Okorie Cries: "It Has Been Pains Upon Pains" by Slimdada(m): 10:38am On Feb 04, 2020 |
Men get depressed too, Men get suicidal thoughts too, Men fight their demon's secretly too, Some Men get lonely and have none to share their pains with East shout to all real gees and men keeping it 100% I almost got high blood pressure after realizing that the white lady I have been talking too via legit for 2 freaking years And she promised to come see me on the first week of February 2020 stopped talking to me towards January ending and stopped replying to my mails ,WhatsApp and IMO text If she no say she no plan to come,why would she raise my Hope's high,and I don tell my goons and colleagues for work say she go come.. |
Phones / Re: Best Phones Under N90,000 In Nigeria (February 2020) by Slimdada(m): 10:07am On Feb 04, 2020 |
Olam09: You fit still talk your mind without calling names or rendering insults bro One love!! |
Phones / Re: Best Phones Under N90,000 In Nigeria (February 2020) by Slimdada(m): 10:01am On Feb 04, 2020 |
Solomon8144: How far gee Wetin dey play?? |
Health / Re: China Reports Outbreak Of H5N1 Bird Flu by Slimdada(m): 9:49pm On Feb 02, 2020 |
Another one!! And No gee go dey reason travel to chinko again |
Celebrities / Re: Davido Flaunts His Multi-Million Diamond Chain by Slimdada(m): 1:44am On Feb 01, 2020 |
Monaco2: E for make sense when we hear Davido just bought a multi million naira house 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Man Dies In Onitsha Hotel While Having Sex With Lady Friend by Slimdada(m): 6:05pm On Jan 31, 2020 |
Me I no dey bang to please any fvvkin woman, once I don release if I too like the girl and she's neat I fit suck her pussy make she squirt then I'm off I no fit kill my self well no dey ever full 5 Likes |
Religion / Re: Pastor Dr. JS Yusuf Anoints Pant/Bra With A Print Of His Face To Attract Men by Slimdada(m): 10:51pm On Jan 30, 2020 |
Don't be surprised how well educated, high class ladies would suddenly be filled with mediocrity a and patronize this business man whose in disguise of pastor, "To be civilised,you don't have to be educated" |
Religion / Re: Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo And Wife, Modele Celebrate 20th Wedding Anniversary by Slimdada(m): 10:46pm On Jan 30, 2020 |
Alwaysachick: Hanty I'm not a coza worshiper his church is not even in my state and I can't remember the last time I went to church ever since I started my new job,I'm sorry if I went too far and said something wrong to you in the process I don't mean to disrespect you either, I'm no bad energy |
Religion / Re: Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo And Wife, Modele Celebrate 20th Wedding Anniversary by Slimdada(m): 10:39pm On Jan 30, 2020 |
Alwaysachick: Just because Donald Trump has been accused of rape in the past,so therefore his children should be challenged or deformed, Lol I'm not myopic rather you're the embittered fellow who thinks beautiful and heathy looking kid's of a successful man looks challenged, learn to celebrate with people when they are rejoicing, mourn with them when they are mourning, and stop spreading negative vibes like a disease, life's too sweet to be bitter,Bad energy stay far away 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo And Wife, Modele Celebrate 20th Wedding Anniversary by Slimdada(m): 10:32pm On Jan 30, 2020 |
Alwaysachick: No i'm not myopic,I rather think you're disillusioned and belongs to the "Money is vanity" bandwagon Look let me tell you some rich kid's don't give a fvvk about what you say about their father as longs he provides their need's same applies to the women so if you think that this kid's would be challenged or deformed because of the audio rape rumours leveled against their father You're mistaken. I rather die a billionaire and gain all the vanity stuff's in the world like money,cars riches etc than die broke "MAY WE NOT REMAIN BROKE FOR TOO LONG BECAUSE BROKENNESS IS NOT OF THE LORDS" 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Ugwuanyi Hands Over Five Innoson Fire Fighting Trucks To State Fire Service by Slimdada(m): 9:48pm On Jan 30, 2020 |
[quote author=Arrewa post=86246376]Kano now is another Lagos in the north [/quote Wow really What's the house rent like and do they have cinema houses,pizza and sharwamma restaurants their ? |
Religion / Re: Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo And Wife, Modele Celebrate 20th Wedding Anniversary by Slimdada(m): 9:46pm On Jan 30, 2020 |
Alwaysachick: Are you high? Or not seeing clearly? You mean the way this kids are looking good and wearing quality clothes and shoe's is challenged In your eye's, then every kids should look challenged 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Ugwuanyi Hands Over Five Innoson Fire Fighting Trucks To State Fire Service by Slimdada(m): 9:42pm On Jan 30, 2020 |
Arrewa: You mean this is kano state? 1 Like |
Politics / Re: El-Rufai Shocks Pensioners, Increase Benefits From ₦3,000 To ₦30,000 Per Month by Slimdada(m): 9:22pm On Jan 30, 2020 |
Everyone get their good and bad side,and it take's an elderly man to understand the plights of the aged... Nice one Mr governor 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo And Wife, Modele Celebrate 20th Wedding Anniversary by Slimdada(m): 8:23pm On Jan 30, 2020 |
Correct family when you are big you're big abeg,this is how every family should be healthy and good looking family, poverty stings,life's sweet when you have rabbers. But what are those kids doing in front of those lions 3 Likes |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigeria Immigration Service (NIS) Compass 06 Collection Of Appointment Letter by Slimdada(m): 7:18pm On Jan 30, 2020 |
fayose4real: Pls how much does an ssce holder earn And can one be working and still do a Part-time schooling I am interested in buying the form and I want to know |
Properties / Re: Marlians Not Allowed In My House, Landlord Issues Warning To Tenants - More by Slimdada(m): 6:48pm On Jan 30, 2020 |
Davash222: I wonder what he means by tenets And I still imagine after paying 150k for room I no fit smoke my ganja in my room,landlord saying he has the right to enter my room when he wants to inspect his father Mtccheew landlord e be like you never jam men wey no get mannaz pass Malians |
Crime / Re: Colleen Santos - Amalu Blasts Nigeria Police Over Husband's Arrest by Slimdada(m): 10:45am On Jan 30, 2020 |
The woman sexy die,the second picture and outfit is perfect for a morning quickie |
Crime / Re: Policemen Raid Lagos Hotels, Arrest Workers, Customers. PHOTOS by Slimdada(m): 10:39am On Jan 30, 2020 |
Oluwa wetin dey play?? Person no fit chill again for hotel imagine when you're banging and about to cum police storm your room hey you're under arrest if you move I shoot, your dick go just fall or e come be say the woman you dey bang na officer wife lol |
Crime / Re: Killers Of Husband And Wife In Abia Have Been Killed (Graphic Photos) by Slimdada(m): 10:29am On Jan 30, 2020 |
Omo las las crime doesn't pay,stay legit brethren The future Hope's and possible aspirations of these ones has been shattered Police don throw dem OVB now their family would be Left on everlasting disgrace and mourning... Abeg make I light my marijane I no dey like to read this kind news on a Thursday morning.. |
Sports / Re: Ghanaian Boxer, Patrick Allotey Beats Up Spectator During A Football Game by Slimdada(m): 11:47pm On Jan 29, 2020 |
Omo fear boxer's oh their hand don turn to iron se as him use hand wan tear that guy eye like say na knife |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: West Ham Vs Liverpool (0 - 2) On 29th January 2020 by Slimdada(m): 11:21pm On Jan 29, 2020 |
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Crime / Re: Wife Set Herself On Fire In Kano After Husband Married A Second Wife by Slimdada(m): 11:12pm On Jan 29, 2020 |
This woman na oluku I never see wetin go make me kill my self for this life,this life sweet when you get money, you wan tell me say buhari,yemi dem daughter's go fit reason suicide for this life?? Pure lie, I never smoke Igbo wey sweet finish abi na tight Toto wey I never fvvk or a bottle of hennesy wey I never drink for Ibiza in Spain? |
Business / Re: $4800 Sent To Me By My Brother Has Been Hijacked By Nigeria Customs by Slimdada(m): 11:03pm On Jan 29, 2020 |
Mtcheww which kind play wey you and your brother dey run that kind money wey him send through FedEx go only raise eyebrows why him no transact that matters via westy? Just pray say dem send am back to your bro or else you go dey sing bye bye to yeye custom |
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