Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,150,714 members, 7,809,705 topics. Date: Friday, 26 April 2024 at 01:37 PM

Slimdada's Posts

Nairaland Forum / Slimdada's Profile / Slimdada's Posts

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (of 12 pages)

Religion / Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by Slimdada(m): 7:25am On Feb 09, 2020
My landlady just last night walked by my door entrance straight to my backyard without knocking,I was inside my house and noticed footsteps, so immediately I ran outside because I was cooking with my bass cylinder outside and immediately I saw my landlady closed to my cooking gas and pot pointing touch at a window adjacently opposite to where I'm cooking so immediately I greeted her and was watching what she wanted to do,out of guilty conscience she said she was looking for something
The something she was looking she never said what it was,so I was still there watching until she shamelessly left....
Dunno what to believe but this woman is supposed to be an elder in the church she's a window and has grown up kids living in different states,but whatever evil she has in mind against me would definitely go back to her a thousand time's

13 Likes

Family / Re: I Am Sterile But About To Be A Father by Slimdada(m): 10:38pm On Feb 05, 2020
First of all you're not a real gee
For not opening up to your fvvking bitch
Do you know that trust and fidelity is the bedrock of any successful relationship??
Mehn the worst that can do you is to father another man baby because some day the pikin go leave you find his or her real dad
Omo e come be like say your bitch play away match,but I can't seem to understand some bitches,just because your pussy is elastic you now think its an avenue to jump from the dick of dbanj,2face,psquare etc
Why don't you stick to your man and give him the puum puum alone

I no fit tell you to break up with your bitch because i dont know what she does for you,so Mi gee you GATS save money so you go run DNA test after 9 month's if that kid ain't yours say bye bye to that gold digger ....

MEANWHILE I'M DOING EAST SHOUT OUT TO THE REAL GEES IN NAIRA LAND WEY I KNOW
MAN LIKE SPAZ825
NUFF RISPEC AND BLESSINGS;;
Romance / Re: Why is our women and girls not romantic in Nigeria? by Slimdada(m): 10:26pm On Feb 05, 2020
Starz825:

Learn two lessons today.....1. don't show a woman you love her ...don't try it.... except you have been dating officially...don't throw urself to her...u will fall flat to the ground... because by doing that u are only fueling her pride....just keep calm...go as a friend and pretend as if u don't have anything in mind...with time she will get to Kno u like her and by then she already likes u too....because a woman must love you first before u start ur loving in most cases..
Lesson2. When u are dating its like your courting...so don't be blind to her weaknesses(everyone gat one though)...check it very well so u can know and be able to decide the ones you can bear as a person....don't ever say to yourself love will conquer when u sure know u can't bear her flaws ....don't forget love is transient.

Oh mehn,Bro you're a real fvvking gee,infact you're a professor in women affairs, see the way you broke everything down little by little
I so fvvking appreciate this words from you as a matter of fact,it didn't work out between me and that girl I talked about in this thread, we don't talk anymore, I fvvked up on my part but just like they say
Experience is the best teacher but I have sure learnt one thing from you today,never throw myself to any girl even when my mind dey her side I go pretend like say my Mind no dey,until she go soji,then me and her Go run the M I C

1 Like

Romance / Re: Why is our women and girls not romantic in Nigeria? by Slimdada(m): 9:37pm On Feb 05, 2020
anonimi:


You are so shallow with your account bragging as if all your life is measured in money.
So sorry for you.

Hey bro,dont say that again,shit mehn
You called me fake as so I only tried putting you in order,because our father's said spare the rod and spoil the child,
There are still many thing you need to know about money and
you're obviously not a real gee mehn
Because real gees knows that money is the spice of life,without money you're obviously living for nothing because nobody will send you when you are broke life's good when you have dollars, can't live without dallarz,everyday I fight so hard to overcome poverty and brokenness, have you ever taught of chilling in Ibiza with some Hollywood models smoking some Arizona and having a glass of Hennessey??
If you Rich you die, you poor you Still die,won't you rather die Rich so your kids and generations would have something to bite and chew
,get rich or die trying bro money makes the world go round you better get it,

MAY WE NOT STAY BROKE FOR SO LONG BECAUSE BROKENNESS IS NOT OF THE LORDS

www.nairaland.com/attachments/3473612_image_jpeg_jpeg6f95b5e7a24ad4fc0808d6698fd37362



www.nairaland.com/attachments/3401521_cannoteatmoney_jpegaebb2a352ae295fc9aa7a61c24b4203c
Romance / Re: Why is our women and girls not romantic in Nigeria? by Slimdada(m): 7:37am On Feb 05, 2020
anonimi:


Fakeness is written all over your gee asss.
Forming upandan like sey something dey when there is nothing.
You better get a life.
Your father, is the fake ass and you the broke son of a fake ass father, 50-2 like you dey quote me for post wey I make long time
Na thunder go strike you if you ever mention me again idiot...show your current account balance, make I show mine let's see who is the broke ass


Crime / Re: Onwuzuruike Kingsley Ikenna "Nwanta Anayoeze Yonaracha" Yahoo Arrested By EFCC by Slimdada(m): 4:16am On Feb 05, 2020
Felixamos:


I dey tell you man! Check escoba smith clique u go knw say them plenty for 9ja here...
About your hotel experience, man I believe u 100%

Crime / Re: Onwuzuruike Kingsley Ikenna "Nwanta Anayoeze Yonaracha" Yahoo Arrested By EFCC by Slimdada(m): 11:20pm On Feb 04, 2020
This man, Escobar smith etc begin work when we never know wetin G be__,
Can you believe I have actually cleaned the hotel room this man lodged before 15 years ago when I was still a house keeper in one hotel laidat

3 Likes

Politics / Re: Buhari Presents Nigeria’s Visa Policy 2020 by Slimdada(m): 1:17pm On Feb 04, 2020
Which country can one go and hustle with just the Nigeria passport and without a visa??
Celebrities / Re: Angela Okorie Cries: "It Has Been Pains Upon Pains" by Slimdada(m): 10:38am On Feb 04, 2020
Men get depressed too,
Men get suicidal thoughts too,
Men fight their demon's secretly too,
Some Men get lonely and have none to share their pains with
East shout to all real gees and men keeping it 100%

I almost got high blood pressure after realizing that the white lady I have been talking too via legit for 2 freaking years
And she promised to come see me on the first week of February 2020 stopped talking to me towards January ending and stopped replying to my mails ,WhatsApp and IMO text

If she no say she no plan to come,why would she raise my Hope's high,and I don tell my goons and colleagues for work say she go come..
Phones / Re: Best Phones Under N90,000 In Nigeria (February 2020) by Slimdada(m): 10:07am On Feb 04, 2020
Olam09:
mumu who tell you i think say na iPhone you dey use way dey make you talk like this yahoo boys using iphone don't mean iphone is good they just have name only samsung is the number one phone in the word anything Samsung Galaxy s is more superior to your yeye iphone why don't you use your Google and search for your self Samsung us far better than iPhone with mad features i use Samsung Galaxy s8 the features are superb even iPhone users do say it that Samsung is the greatest of all mobile phone Samsung s7 have more features than iphone 8 and 8x Samsung is still the best phone worldwide don't you know all those features from iPhone 11 are all from Samsung Galaxy s10 can iphone do wireless power transfer even wireless charging started from iPhone 11 upward Samsung have been using wireless charging features right from s4,s5,s6 upward iphone still be pikin for Samsung side you just try Samsung phone and see if you won't shift away from that featureless iphone . Mtcheew

You fit still talk your mind without calling names or rendering insults bro
One love!!
Phones / Re: Best Phones Under N90,000 In Nigeria (February 2020) by Slimdada(m): 10:01am On Feb 04, 2020
Solomon8144:

Mugu. Comparing Samsung with iPhone? You obviously don't know anything about phones.

Why do you think anyone who's deep into online business or even all these yahoo boys that are into deep dating,spamming, carding and ali baba can't do without iPhone.

Even iPhone 7 with 2gb ram go carry apps wey if Samsung with 4gb ram carry e go dey automatically close some apps.

When you start to dey use Phones deeply you'll never compare iPhone with any brand.


How far gee
Wetin dey play??
Health / Re: China Reports Outbreak Of H5N1 Bird Flu by Slimdada(m): 9:49pm On Feb 02, 2020
Another one!!

And No gee go dey reason travel to chinko again
Celebrities / Re: Davido Flaunts His Multi-Million Diamond Chain by Slimdada(m): 1:44am On Feb 01, 2020
Monaco2:
It’s like dis guy no believe in buying houses o cheesy e ready to use d money buy chain

E for make sense when we hear Davido just bought a multi million naira house undecided

1 Like

Romance / Re: Man Dies In Onitsha Hotel While Having Sex With Lady Friend by Slimdada(m): 6:05pm On Jan 31, 2020
Me I no dey bang to please any fvvkin woman, once I don release if I too like the girl and she's neat I fit suck her pussy make she squirt then I'm off
I no fit kill my self well no dey ever full

5 Likes

Religion / Re: Pastor Dr. JS Yusuf Anoints Pant/Bra With A Print Of His Face To Attract Men by Slimdada(m): 10:51pm On Jan 30, 2020
Don't be surprised how well educated, high class ladies would suddenly be filled with mediocrity a and patronize this business man whose in disguise of pastor,

"To be civilised,you don't have to be educated"
Religion / Re: Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo And Wife, Modele Celebrate 20th Wedding Anniversary by Slimdada(m): 10:46pm On Jan 30, 2020
Alwaysachick:



Cool your temper, is he your uncle All ye Coza worshippers.

I only stated the obvious which you have blatantly refused to see. That is how they feed you ppl with lies.

Hanty I'm not a coza worshiper his church is not even in my state and I can't remember the last time I went to church ever since I started my new job,I'm sorry if I went too far and said something wrong to you in the process I don't mean to disrespect you either, I'm no bad energy
Religion / Re: Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo And Wife, Modele Celebrate 20th Wedding Anniversary by Slimdada(m): 10:39pm On Jan 30, 2020
Alwaysachick:


Your thought process also myopic I tot it was just your eyes.

Just because Donald Trump has been accused of rape in the past,so therefore his children should be challenged or deformed,

Lol

I'm not myopic rather you're the embittered fellow who thinks beautiful and heathy looking kid's of a successful man looks challenged, learn to celebrate with people when they are rejoicing, mourn with them when they are mourning, and stop spreading negative vibes like a disease, life's too sweet to be bitter,Bad energy stay far away

1 Like

Religion / Re: Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo And Wife, Modele Celebrate 20th Wedding Anniversary by Slimdada(m): 10:32pm On Jan 30, 2020
Alwaysachick:



You might be myopic. Of course I see the good stuff, but it shows money can fix all problems my dear. All is vanity.

Those kids are quite deformed.

No i'm not myopic,I rather think you're disillusioned and belongs to the
"Money is vanity" bandwagon
Look let me tell you some rich kid's don't give a fvvk about what you say about their father as longs he provides their need's same applies to the women so if you think that this kid's would be challenged or deformed because of the audio rape rumours leveled against their father
You're mistaken.
I rather die a billionaire and gain all the vanity stuff's in the world like money,cars riches etc than die broke

"MAY WE NOT REMAIN BROKE FOR TOO LONG BECAUSE BROKENNESS IS NOT OF THE LORDS"

1 Like

Politics / Re: Ugwuanyi Hands Over Five Innoson Fire Fighting Trucks To State Fire Service by Slimdada(m): 9:48pm On Jan 30, 2020
[quote author=Arrewa post=86246376]Kano now is another Lagos in the north [/quote
Wow really
What's the house rent like and do they have cinema houses,pizza and sharwamma restaurants their ?
Religion / Re: Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo And Wife, Modele Celebrate 20th Wedding Anniversary by Slimdada(m): 9:46pm On Jan 30, 2020
Alwaysachick:



But the kids look challenged or is it my eyes.

Are you high? Or not seeing clearly?

You mean the way this kids are looking good and wearing quality clothes and shoe's is challenged In your eye's, then every kids should look challenged

1 Like

Politics / Re: Ugwuanyi Hands Over Five Innoson Fire Fighting Trucks To State Fire Service by Slimdada(m): 9:42pm On Jan 30, 2020
Arrewa:
They should emulate kano!

You mean this is kano state?

1 Like

Politics / Re: El-Rufai Shocks Pensioners, Increase Benefits From ₦3,000 To ₦30,000 Per Month by Slimdada(m): 9:22pm On Jan 30, 2020
Everyone get their good and bad side,and it take's an elderly man to understand the plights of the aged...
Nice one Mr governor

1 Like

Religion / Re: Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo And Wife, Modele Celebrate 20th Wedding Anniversary by Slimdada(m): 8:23pm On Jan 30, 2020
Correct family when you are big you're big abeg,this is how every family should be healthy and good looking family, poverty stings,life's sweet when you have rabbers.
But what are those kids doing in front of those lions

3 Likes

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigeria Immigration Service (NIS) Compass 06 Collection Of Appointment Letter by Slimdada(m): 7:18pm On Jan 30, 2020
fayose4real:
SSCE compass 03, ND/NCE compass 06, BSc compass 08, but SSCE is d minimum qualification for NIS recuitment

Pls how much does an ssce holder earn
And can one be working and still do a Part-time schooling
I am interested in buying the form and I want to know
Properties / Re: Marlians Not Allowed In My House, Landlord Issues Warning To Tenants - More by Slimdada(m): 6:48pm On Jan 30, 2020
Davash222:
I’m only concerned at Number 6.
Like after paying for shelter, I’ll still have to go inside bush to smoke
Smoking inside the restroom or balcony is one of reasons people pay for rent and you can’t deprive them that privilege!


Btw, What’s ‘Tenets’?


I wonder what he means by tenets
And I still imagine after paying 150k for room I no fit smoke my ganja in my room,landlord saying he has the right to enter my room when he wants to inspect his father
Mtccheew landlord e be like you never jam men wey no get mannaz pass Malians
Crime / Re: Colleen Santos - Amalu Blasts Nigeria Police Over Husband's Arrest by Slimdada(m): 10:45am On Jan 30, 2020
The woman sexy die,the second picture and outfit is perfect for a morning quickie
Crime / Re: Policemen Raid Lagos Hotels, Arrest Workers, Customers. PHOTOS by Slimdada(m): 10:39am On Jan 30, 2020
Oluwa wetin dey play??
Person no fit chill again for hotel imagine when you're banging and about to cum police storm your room hey you're under arrest if you move I shoot, your dick go just fall or e come be say the woman you dey bang na officer wife lol
Crime / Re: Killers Of Husband And Wife In Abia Have Been Killed (Graphic Photos) by Slimdada(m): 10:29am On Jan 30, 2020
Omo las las crime doesn't pay,stay legit brethren
The future Hope's and possible aspirations of these ones has been shattered
Police don throw dem OVB now their family would be Left on everlasting disgrace and mourning...
Abeg make I light my marijane I no dey like to read this kind news on a Thursday morning..
Sports / Re: Ghanaian Boxer, Patrick Allotey Beats Up Spectator During A Football Game by Slimdada(m): 11:47pm On Jan 29, 2020
Omo fear boxer's oh their hand don turn to iron se as him use hand wan tear that guy eye like say na knife
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: West Ham Vs Liverpool (0 - 2) On 29th January 2020 by Slimdada(m): 11:21pm On Jan 29, 2020
DownChelsea:



Jesus!

Am I dreaming?

A Chelsea fan?

Speaking truth about football?

Titi lai lai
Let's call a spade a spade, but why do you hate Chelsea so bad,you clearly opened your profile to castigate Chelsea?? Wetin dem do na??


I don’t know you, but your kind is very rare to find.
Crime / Re: Wife Set Herself On Fire In Kano After Husband Married A Second Wife by Slimdada(m): 11:12pm On Jan 29, 2020
This woman na oluku
I never see wetin go make me kill my self for this life,this life sweet when you get money, you wan tell me say buhari,yemi dem daughter's go fit reason suicide for this life??
Pure lie,
I never smoke Igbo wey sweet finish abi na tight Toto wey I never fvvk or a bottle of hennesy wey I never drink for Ibiza in Spain?
Business / Re: $4800 Sent To Me By My Brother Has Been Hijacked By Nigeria Customs by Slimdada(m): 11:03pm On Jan 29, 2020
Mtcheww which kind play wey you and your brother dey run that kind money wey him send through FedEx go only raise eyebrows why him no transact that matters via westy?

Just pray say dem send am back to your bro or else you go dey sing bye bye to yeye custom

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (of 12 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 74
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.