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Well no dey ever full
E get one jambite wey wan find me come Monday, I'm gonna make sure she gets entertained she Love's ice cream, so I'm gonna get Her 3 scoops of ice cream mashed with waffles, then I will tear off the pussy with my 14 inches black dick,before she gets admission and start giving it to those wayward undergraduate's
I need to be that pussy pioneer so whenever she comes back from school she go come around come pay her dues...

Chizuru01:
Why would I be pained wen I have everything necessary to losen your kpekus if we meet real life

You mean you have the tools to loosen her pussy screw??

Alaye! Calm down joor,she's not your girlfriend it's just your turn..

Majority of people in Nigeria can't even boast of 1k in their account, majority of Nigerians are struggling to put good food in the table,
Politricksians family are living overseas
Any family that can afford 3 square meals now should give thanks to God
Meanwhile today I saw something that broke my spirit
In shop rite a lil beautiful girl of About 4 year's old right hand was amputated don't know what caused that, she and her school mates came for excursion

Go on girl,you recorded one of the best love songs in nigeria last year titled power ranger even though the title is far from the song content,congratulations I'm glad that finally a female singer is acquiring a landed property at least it shouldn't just be the male counterparts alone,but for now
I think the score is male singers 15 vs female 1 singers

Man u ain't playing UCL admin
What have you been smoking lately
I need some

Greatzeus:
She already had a mental picture of what she wants her man to look like,the kind of job he does and how rich he should be. When you sent her your details and pictures she saw that you didnt meet that criteria,instead of saying she is not interested,she decided to waste your time so that you can back off yourself.
Bros forget that girl,she is confused and doesnt know what she wanted in life yet. I wonder why she decided to come here and waste people's time.

True talk bro
And there's nothing better than a man meeting a girl in real life
You get attracted to her,
A girl who Is beautiful and confident in her self wouldn't come on social media to seek for relationship because she knows how many advances she gets on a daily bases from the opposite sex

virago:
You may not be her type physically , we girls do this all the time if we the guy falls short of our physical expectation

You're basically right
She self fit no be my type mentally and physically but as a matured person you're supposed to be courageous and tell him or her the fact I no like u

Greatzeus:
Bros,show that girl how responsible and honest Nairaland guys are,don't fall our hand oh. I hope it works between you two

I dey feel say maybe e get wetin do her body wey make her no wan send me her pictures so I go see as she dey,she forget say no matter how u dey any guy wey see you for real life will either stay or go eventually
It's all about choice

Greatzeus:
Bros,show that girl how responsible and honest Nairaland guys are,don't fall our hand oh. I hope it works between you two

Bros,That girl no dey straightforward we have been talking on WhatsApp, I have sent her my pictures and been honest at the same time, but she refused to send me her pictures Always telling me lies about bad network and am the one always calling her phone and sparking up conversations on WhatsApp, if I no text her she no Go text or call,most times she would even go ahead and ignore my texts,. And this na girl wey I don make plans on how I go use spend money and entertain her,whenever she comes to see me..

BillionPAGE:
Oga am in love

Love in Tokyo

gypsey:
and when she finishes with one niggar, she moves on to another desparate nigga. i pity them niggas.

True talk bro,this white women,dey carry gees

Dey play,e be like dem dey revenge mission thebest thing
To do if your client don love up is to persuade her to deactivate her social media handle, you guys fit find another platform like WhatsApp to be talking

If not u no go know say some kind niggas wey get tight orientation dey work her love for DM

Like this like this k1 visa don knock and as she don go back this niqqa GATS still dey work this woman love oh,forget say she don visit you,don't know whether he even bang her well well when she visited him because these white ladies love sex die especially when you lick their pxxxy mean while there are many gees online looking for how to snatch another man client, this white women and weird behaviours is like 5 and 6
She fit don jam another niqqa

She might have been a fan

leksite120:
I thought Davido was the owner before ni

David fit buy jet??

Just imagine if the snake was in the toilet bowl,you never knew and maybe you don go chop u no come drink water so your shit don turn to stone and you throw one for the snake head
So the snake thinking you trying to kill him or her in self defence comes attacking come strike your dick balls,omo na die be that
Because ordinary hand wey mistakenly hit dick balls dey pain die talk less of snake bite
Where dem wan even Tie you wrope or wrapper to stop the venom from flowing

You need arrange your self give testimony for church next Sunday U no know wetin God do for you...

Bonkers!! bonkers!! bonkers!!
Dude always acting immature and trying to make headlines on the social media
He grabbed Chioma's boobs on a jet he made a video and posted it
Bought bling bling
Posted it
Why is this dude always acting like his trying to prove shits to somebody or probably thinks he's competing with wizkid
Look nigga star boy is more talented,rich and matured than this frog voice champion always using auto tune to fine tune his voice

Do you know how much wizzy cashed out from UBA endorsement but wizzy never shows off

Rule number1

Make money and stay low key
You can never be at the top or trending forever

You bought a jet off which we ain't sure if it's audio

Nigga Drake aka champagne papi bought An aeroplane

#Airdrake

Damnnn

So fvvkkking True

[quote author=Akinowon123 post=87048420]Who be this one, if truly u are not trolling and it's u then let's know what u look like in your profile.

Moreso, ur criteria is why u never had a stable relationship. Good Men are not cheap, so buckle up and be ready to face what ever comes ur way. Even if am above 26, I will never PM such person because you prioritize the age more than the relationship itself

Good luck

Why the fvvvk you all type behind your keypads and make unnecessary stupid assumptions
Do you know her before now?
Is there anything fvvvking wrong with a lady saying her age preference relating to men

patosky3310:
She claimed to have been on this platform for a long time but the time that she registered is today.

Damnn why don't y'all read?? i

FarFromAverage:
Ladies can't be this cheap on an era like this

Bonkers! Bonkers! Wtf you think makes her cheap
Because she said her mind you rather have her not speak up because she's a female huh
You all need to get rid of the stereotypical assertions of thinking that women who speak their mind and say what they want is cheap
That's bullshit and African men low life mentality
That's why they say African men ain't romantic dammnnn

franchasng:
Go and make money and you will be running away from the comment I put on bold because you will have more than enough super chicks hustling to be with you, your challenge will become safety and good health

Bro what you said is true,but don't you think when you finally blow majority of the love you be getting from these girls would be fake love and it would only be nice if one found his true love on his way up so you would know when a gold digger comes around when the going is smooth and nice

Greatzeus:
Bros,show that girl how responsible and honest Nairaland guys are,don't fall our hand oh. I hope it works between you two

Amen and thanks bro
I no go fall una hand
I'm gonna be real,honest and sincere to her and I also
I pray it works between me and her

Babe8756:
I have replied

Sorry for late reply I was busy at work just replied u now

Has there been any successful hooking up here that lead to marriage before?

Babe8756:
I have been a member here for a long time. I had to create this account for this purpose.

I am a young lady, 5'8, Igbo, chocolate in complexion, 26 years old, located in the east, graduated last year and waiting for NYSC.

If you are interested, please send me an email

PS. Only men older than 26

Hi, nice meeting u. I'm John,I'm Igbo too...... Are u still single and searching lady cos I'm available 4u if u need a serious and honest relationship.
I'm 29 year's old currently working in a cinema house in the East I already sent u an email message pls reply, take care of yourself

Petyprincess:
Wow!! 5 years younger? Love is indeed wonderful!!
Anyways i will advice you to keep your relationship off nairaland!! You know hw gossiper flocks around here nd be meddling in one's private life! The fact he is a nairalander you ought to be more careful especially someone you meeting for the first time!
Hope you both are mature so you wnt be opening thread if you have any little argument?
Please be safe nd meet in public place!

Hi princess
How are you doing today?
For sometime I have been reading your comments on naira land and i like your matured analysis and comments relating different post here, I like to be your friend and know you better am a good energy and fun to be with if you don't mind and i have not done this before, you're actually the first female that I'm quoting in this regard...Which means you really must be a very special Lady

Its safe to say I have never experienced real and true romantic love and I finally accept that,I'm okay with that the truth doesn't hurt anymore,just gotta keep working and getting these money��
I'm so fvvking proud of my self...

In as much as you decide who you want to be your friend and talk to,but When you care for someone more than they deserve, you get hurt more than you deserve." I don’t like forced conversations, forced friendships, forced interactions. I simply do not force things. If we do not vibe, we don’t vibe
No matter how much money u make
Loneliness can be boring,

I need a girl I will call my own,somebody that I will call
And she will pick up and tell me
Hey papi I'm home alone
Where Re u?
hurry up and come back home���‍♀️

Bonkers! Bonkers!!
Wtf do goofy ass motherfvkers let bitches get the best of em
So nigga you wanna kill yourself because of a tight pussy

Nigga You Broke And You Wanna Die Broke Too Damnnnn

You Niggas Should Put In Work In Your Motherfvvking Self Get Rich Before Talking Bout Bitches,
Never Let A Pussy Run Your Life,Show Dem You're The Boss,For E.G ,Today I Was Supposed To Take This Girl Outing For A Date,But Along The Line I Didn't Call Her, Changed My Mind And Don't Give A Fvvk Bout How She Feels, So

NEVER TRY TO FVVK A BITCH MAKE HER WANT TO FVVK U!" DAVIDO.

EVEN THOUGH THE PUSSY IS TIGHT AM NOT GONNA JEOPARDIZE MY LIFE" DMX