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 Romance / Re: 5 Problems Every Handsome Boy Passes Through In Life by Slimdada(m): 6:05pm On Feb 27, 2020 |
Na money be fine bobo 15 year's ago timaya was tagged ugly but now a days he's among the top well dressed and handsome celebrities Get money Guy's 6 Likes 1 Share |
| Politics / Re: Dikeocha Chukwuebuka: EFCC Arrests Blogger Behind Fake ‘EFCC Cell’ Tweet by Slimdada(m): 6:02pm On Feb 27, 2020 |
Brother wey mumu |
| Celebrities / Re: Chioma, The Chef Chi Becomes Royal Hair Ambassador, Signs Endorsement Deal (pix) by Slimdada(m): 10:32am On Feb 27, 2020 |
Hmmm ubi Franklin don dey manage chioma now na so e dey Start 2 seconds Chioma don turn ubi Franklin baby mama |
| Crime / Re: Police Bust Syndicate For Defrauding Lady N12m by Slimdada(m): 10:27am On Feb 27, 2020 |
Wetin be her work?? How come she has up to 12 million in her aza?? Why she no fit go embassy or immigration for update?? 1 Like |
| Crime / Re: Woman Dies During Sex With A Policeman In Ado-Ekiti by Slimdada(m): 10:00am On Feb 27, 2020 |
Just do your thing and cum,stop spending too much time and energy during sex,well no dey ever full.... 2 Likes |
| Nairaland / General / Re: The Snake I Killed In My Compound (Pictured) by Slimdada(m): 11:33pm On Feb 26, 2020 |
Lala oya see your favourite Chao don land Meanwhile omo this one na rainbow snake see multi colour's |
| Crime / Re: Female Undergraduate, Two Others Bag Seven Year Jail Terms In Enugu. PHOTOS by Slimdada(m): 10:49pm On Feb 26, 2020 |
I need a girl whose enlightened and whose gonna inspire me and tell me Way's I could make more money Not a girl that knows nothing but all the sex style's in the world like missionary, doggy style, monkey style etc Any girl can give you pussy and fvvk but it takes a strong woman to ginger you. Slimdada�� |
| Celebrities / Re: Adesua Etomi's 32nd Birthday Party (Video, Photos) by Slimdada(m): 10:22pm On Feb 26, 2020 |
As if she never knew her husband would throw a party for her on her birthday, ain't no fvvkin surprise thing about this Meanwhile seeing couples together in love like this making we single guys feel lonely But the truth is that we must make money before falling in love because without money relationship's are boring, fvvked up and messed up Because your girl will need money to buy weavon,buy make up box,fix her nail's braid her hair e.g Bob Marley, twisting, rihana,shut up and drive,ojuju hair etc etc |
| Nairaland / General / Re: He Dies Days After Tweeting: "Anybody Can Die Anytime, Enjoy Your Life!" by Slimdada(m): 10:12pm On Feb 26, 2020 |
Even the life we have is borrowed because we are not promised tomorrow so live your Life's as if everyday is gonna be your past Tupac sang about death he died our own omo Ogun aka Dagrin sang about death and he died after Dolapo talked about death and he died days after Oluwa wetin dey forculate Pls I don't wanna die broke |
| Celebrities / Re: Davido To Chioma: I Am Getting You Pregnant Again, You Are So Sexy My Wife by Slimdada(m): 7:15am On Feb 26, 2020 |
To be civilized you don't have to be educated, to be matured,well behaved as an adult you must not be a father I knew this boy was still childish when he posted a video handling Chioma's Breast on social media I am waiting for the day he will upload his sex escapades with Chioma on sm 1 Like |
| Crime / Re: Adekunle Ayomikun Steals ₦340,000 After Hiding In Bank’s Toilet Overnight by Slimdada(m): 9:21am On Feb 25, 2020 |
Lighter fvvked the lil nigga up dammnn |
| Celebrities / Re: Beyonce Performs At Kobe Bryant Memorial Service by Slimdada(m): 9:19am On Feb 25, 2020 |
I swear to God the death of Kobe and his daughter hurts more than stings from a thousand bees,I watched Alicia keys performance and cold shiver ran down my spine... |
| Science/Technology / Re: Video Of A Manatee Dragged Along The Road In Niger Delta Region Sparks Outrage . by Slimdada(m): 9:16am On Feb 25, 2020 |
After now they will discover and contact a new sickness called venzavirus |
| Politics / Re: Hoodlums Block Oshiomhole’s House With Trucks by Slimdada(m): 7:53am On Feb 24, 2020 |
Polytricksians and their wahala 1 Like |
| Crime / Re: Man Commits Suicide By Hanging As Girlfriend He Trained In School Dumps Him by Slimdada(m): 7:15pm On Feb 16, 2020 |
That's why I hardly spend huge amount to buy gifts items or give out Lot's of cash to any bitttch There's a saying in IBO land "Ana emere nwanyi ya ana emere onye sóró ya" "Do for a girl and she will be doing for whoever pleases her Real gees don't spend unnecessarily on any bitch rather we use our head and can only spend on the mother of our kid's Real gees rather take this girls to club get them drunk and take them home for the kerewa Love is a scam and men should stop loose guarding on top women matter Now that bitch has got the best of him Lost his money Lost his life And she go still do her wedding Oh shit mehn this is ridiculous In fact let me play 'NICO MBAGA' CHRISTIANA As I smoke my weed 10 Likes |
| Culture / Re: A Brief Profile Of The Igbo People Of Jamaica by Slimdada(m): 7:06pm On Feb 16, 2020 |
Ever since I learnt and started speaking Jamaica patios I haven't heard any Jamaican or anyone speaking patois mention IMA OSU Or Akara Referring it to be Jamaica patios I only know about UNU Which means YOU PEOPLE |
| Celebrities / Re: Tboss Weeps, Curses Troll 'MsHafsat' Who Said Her Daughter Is Ugly by Slimdada(m): 6:47pm On Feb 16, 2020 |
Why are you crying on a statement made by a common human and not God Even seyi law's daughter was mocked and called fat so dear learn to ignore trolls you're a celebrity you should know better Come to think of it,there's a popular saying that most ugly women tend to give birth to beautiful kids how true is this?? |
| Religion / Re: Christian Dressing: Five Reasons Why You Need To Dress Well Always by Slimdada(m): 9:13am On Feb 16, 2020 |
Its obvious most of our ladies dress to fulfil the lust of the flesh. They dress so shabbily and allow people to see their unclothedness and be thinking of sex. 1 Like |
| Crime / Re: Uber Passenger Jumps Into Lagos Lagoon by Slimdada(m): 9:01am On Feb 16, 2020 |
stainlink: This man's belongings is still in his car, him fit see the man's purse or wallet with money inside, the question is what happens to the passenger's belongings  |
| Crime / Re: Wife Pours Hot Water On Husband For Buying Phone For Side Chick In Imo (Graphic) by Slimdada(m): 12:59pm On Feb 15, 2020 |
victorian: |
| Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Only Calls Anytime She Wants Sex. by Slimdada(m): 8:13am On Feb 12, 2020 |
Guy you need to stop taking that bitch serious and focus on making more money,because life's sweet when you have rabbers,omo as she dey see you as sex object stop spending a dime on her see her as sex object too,make her know that she's not important to you anymore for e.g you could be having a nice time with another bitch then she bumps in on you You know stuffs like that Naija babes need a reorientation for the mean time just stop taking that bitch serious and stop fvvking her raw before you contact kwalocious |
| Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Only Calls Anytime She Wants Sex. by Slimdada(m): 8:05am On Feb 12, 2020 |
Kylekent59: Loud it!!? |
| Crime / Re: 12-Year-Old Boy Commits Suicide In Imo By Hanging by Slimdada(m): 8:01am On Feb 12, 2020 |
I know that feeling, I have been there when I lost my both parents at a very tender age It took Gods grace,my maternal relations help that made me still be alive today,life's fvvvked when your Mother dies at a very young age.... It hurts more than stings from a thousand bees... Rip kasarachi 1 Like 1 Share |
| Crime / Re: Damian Ali Beaten To Death In Imo State by Slimdada(m): 6:08pm On Feb 10, 2020 |
Those staff's wey join body kill that man no go get peace of mind anywhere them dey now Anger, women two things that can lead man to his early grave and they are not worth dying for....... |
| Politics / Re: Boko Haram Kills 30 In Maiduguri, Kidnaps Dozens by Slimdada(m): 5:53pm On Feb 10, 2020 |
And baba dey Ethiopia |
| Celebrities / Re: Kelly Hansome Engaged - Shares Pictures by Slimdada(m): 1:31pm On Feb 10, 2020 |
Kelechi issa real gee you must not kneel to put a ring on her finger, real gees don't kneel for anybody except GOD Besides OP Kelly hansome is never yahoozee singer, olu maintain sang yahoozee,Kelly handsome sang maga don pay shout halleluya,and like play like play!! 1 Like 1 Share |
| Romance / Re: Don't Fall In Love With These Kind Of Girls If You Value Your Sanity. by Slimdada(m): 12:13pm On Feb 10, 2020 |
Real gees don't fall in love,we just flirt have a nice time and hustle continues Because you need to have money before you can get or move any girl in Nigeria and when you make woman your priority omo you will be distracted from your hustle and go broke So you need to always place your hustle ahead of bannies because na who get money babe dey follow, as for marriage I don't believe any woman truly loves any man,na packaging and pretence 3 Likes |
| Romance / Re: Best Valentine Gift For Your Wife, Girlfriend by Slimdada(m): 10:35am On Feb 10, 2020 |
Set a won single geng Pls if you don't give a fvvvk about this val day and you aint spending a dime on any bitch because you're single pls hit the like Button 3 Likes |
| Romance / Re: How Many Times Is Enough To Call Your Partner's Phone by Slimdada(m): 10:06pm On Feb 09, 2020 |
]The kind stupid stress guys dy let girls put them through just dy tire me.. u call her she no pick ok bone her and get busy if she call you face your business and ignore the call so she knows you aren’t just sitting by the phone waiting for her to call you. For all we know she could have been with her other guy having a good time and your call is interrupting so please bros dy your dy... loud it  4 Likes |
| Religion / Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by Slimdada(m): 10:03pm On Feb 09, 2020 |
seborrhic: going around her compound by 9pm going around my cooking pot? mind you she's been home all dayy and she had all morning and afternoon to go round and hw come the thing she's looking for don't have a name ? i think this is ignorance on your part   [color=#006600][/color]5 Likes |
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