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Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by Slimtuns(m): 8:42pm On Jul 07, 2019
OMOTOWO:
First fifty people to quote me with his or her bank account details get #2000 each on tuesday evenning just to prove I own the ticket for stupid goats here ..Someone should compile the list while I confirm .The account details should be sent via WhatsApp 070 51 41 8seveneightsix

oh shucks! Abeg make it 51
0162270926 GTB
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by Slimtuns(m): 7:40pm On Jul 04, 2019
ovenbake:


Traits of a scammer in me? Hmm.

Okay Tissuepaper, you win. I am hhmmcj and i agree that i might have overstepped bounds and been quite insincere. I also agree these traits might have given me away as a scammer. I am sorry if these got to you in any way. Please forgive me and let us bury the hatchet. Let us work together with the house to achieve the purpose of this thread. Please forgive me. One love.

man, this is the highest level of maturity that I have come across this week.. I give it to you bros, my respect.

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Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by Slimtuns(m): 6:34pm On Jul 04, 2019
Thread where we suppose dey get winning codes don turn to the arena of Clash Of The Superiors. Issorait cool
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by Slimtuns(m): 10:22pm On Jul 03, 2019
hhmmcj:
I'M FUCCK'D!!!
sad

1st time Holland is having a goaless draw record dating back as long as I can't follow...
Sweden has only played one goaless draw against Canada in 30 matches.
Holland and Sweden has never had a Barren draw until today!!!

..and now my ROLLOVER comes to an end! sad sad sad

bro I'm sincerely sorry for your loss, I was watching the match and literally praying for the worst not to happen but sadly it cropped up. I wanted to advice you about staking goals on play off matches but it was too late, imagine what happened between Haiti vs Mexico and Uruguay vs Peru? they are mostly unpredictable

you're gonna have to get back stronger, failure is not when one fails it's when one quits without accomplishment

one piece of advice, do not post your rollover games here anymore, let it be personal.

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Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by Slimtuns(m): 8:52pm On Jul 03, 2019
Rudewhitelondon post
=79913699:

I'm assuming you have a strategy, someone already has stated his. So what's yours

yeah I do, and it's for a whole month.. haven't started tho cos I don't have the start up capital yet but hopefully very soon and I'm not gonna analyse it here before someone thinks I'm talking nonsense. I hope to analyze it in the future with a proof
cool
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by Slimtuns(m): 6:59pm On Jul 03, 2019
well well... been reading some comments here, funny, sympathetic, touching and harsh ones. at least that's enough entertainment if alabi won't stop being a dick

To those with the mentality that no strategy can work in this biz, I wouldn't say they are wrong, they might be right about themselves. Truth is, this is gambling and MOST of us are treating it as such, it shouldn't be so. there's no business without its risks. if only you could get the opportunity, I would suggest you ask Dangote, Otedola and other eminent business tycoons. they have all taken risks, they have all failed at some point, they are still taking risks and still, they are still failing but you wouldn't know.

back to my claim that we are treating this as gambling, imagine someone staking #100 on 1000+odds with the shallow hope of winning millions of naira, crazy right? that same person will do this 7days a week and 4 weeks a month and sometimes with so it like x2 or x3 per day, imagine how much he's losing to GREED? yes greed, majority of us are greedy, and it's when we stop treating this biz as gambling that the greed will wear off our system.

it's actually possible to earn a living through sports betting if we start treating it as a business, think of a strategy and stick to it, be disciplined and don't be GREEDY GAMBLER. it's possible for someone to make 200k plus in two weeks with 1k and it's definitely possible to make 300k plus with that same 1k if you're applying the right strategy. that's what we all need to work on, STRATEGY!

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Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by Slimtuns(m): 12:12pm On Jul 03, 2019
Kaycee54321:




Bro, I can't forget what happened to me last week. My ten odd rollover with 1K Casted at the third attempt by one game because I decided to use 100K total to go for 1M. I never stake since then cos of heartbreak.

Lesson learnt the very hard way.

oh jeez! I know man is born to take risks but bro, that was a costly risk you took.. 100k for 1M? you could've saved 90k and continue with 10k.. I really feel for you, nothing else could be more heartbreaking �
Education / Re: 2017/2018 University Of Ilorin Admission Guide Thread by Slimtuns(m): 9:21am On Jan 26, 2018
Remson23:
pls does anyone know how to calculate the points for DE students? Is A-level compulsory for someone who already has first degree?
i don't know about jubeb or ijmb but for OND /HND;distinction=500 upper credit=375 (this will be added to the PUTME scores)

now to your PUTME score, score is divided by 100 and multiplied by 500; assuming a candidate has a score of 80%; 80/100=0.8; 0.8*500=400

now to the grade, if the candidate applied with a distinction then; 500+400=900
Education / Re: 2017/2018 University Of Ilorin Admission Guide Thread by Slimtuns(m): 9:33pm On Dec 06, 2017
Jimmywale44:

Are u really sure of this?
I wouldn't say am REALLY sure, but according to what I have been hearing, another list will be out.. not that my high level of certainty is based on speculations tho, I also confirmed it.
Education / Re: 2017/2018 University Of Ilorin Admission Guide Thread by Slimtuns(m): 11:51am On Dec 06, 2017
annae:
av u bn admitd on cap?
nope not yet.. they are still gonna upload the 2nd list after they are done with it
Education / Re: 2017/2018 University Of Ilorin Admission Guide Thread by Slimtuns(m): 11:48am On Dec 06, 2017
donshaize:
was any d.e student admitted on the first list?
yeah but few... DE students carry 10% of the admission while UTME students 90% of the admission
Education / Re: 2017/2018 University Of Ilorin Admission Guide Thread by Slimtuns(m): 10:40am On Dec 05, 2017
usaefat:
Good day fellas!
I have been admitted to Unilorin to study Civil Engineering. I applied with HND. As civil engineering is Five years, i expect to be admitted into 300 level but jamb caps is showing me 4years study, in essence, i was admitted into 200 level. And I cnt find details of my level of admission on unilorin admission portal but I'm expected to pay acceptance fee. Who else has a similar experience or someone who once applied with HND, distinction and was given admission into 200 level.
Because, I'm not interested in anything less than 300 level.
Thank you
eeyah... you ought to have known that ALL D.E candidates are admitted into 200l irrespective of their qualifications

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Education / Re: 2017/2018 University Of Ilorin Admission Guide Thread by Slimtuns(m): 10:38am On Dec 05, 2017
cool
donshaize:
d.e students howfa na
cool still chilling for the second list to be released
Education / Re: 2017/2018 University Of Ilorin Admission Guide Thread by Slimtuns(m): 2:11pm On Nov 02, 2017
LOL

abeg keep making this thread lively with your hilarious comments guys.. if we no see the list we shall fit laugh cheesy
Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Strikes A Pose With His Nigerian Dad (photo) by Slimtuns(m): 10:37pm On Oct 29, 2017
wow omo Jo daddy..really looks so much like his dad! cool
Politics / Re: “Buhari Was My Regular Customer,he Started Drinking My Kunu When He Had Two Star by Slimtuns(m): 10:34pm On Oct 29, 2017
wow! tho very long but I had to read it till the end cos of my love for vintage stories.. never knew mammy market was named after an individual, you've done great and carved a niche for yourself ma'am... I pray you continue to reap the fruit of your labour smiley
Romance / Re: What Turns You On Early In The Morning? by Slimtuns(m): 5:17pm On Oct 27, 2017
MhizzAJ:
I'd go for breakfast in bed on a Friday morning

on other days nko

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Romance / Re: See Slay Queen Uploads Some Crazy Pics As She Mark Her Birthday by Slimtuns(m): 3:59pm On Oct 27, 2017
so can someone tell me what's crazy about this?next abeg
Celebrities / Re: Photos Of Nigeria's Tallest Man And Nigeria's Tallest Model In Lagos (photos) by Slimtuns(m): 3:37pm On Oct 27, 2017
how are these guys gonna do doggie, chair missionary go tire them likeundecided
Romance / Re: Hot Black Slay Queen Exposed Massive Backside On Social Media by Slimtuns(m): 3:34pm On Oct 27, 2017
can't just deal.. I'm just wondering how someone will sincerely propose to this nymph embarassed
Romance / Re: Guy Exposes His Friend's Girlfriend After Asking Him For Sex (pics) by Slimtuns(m): 3:33pm On Oct 27, 2017
biacan:
What kind of loose girl is this........ me beg man for sex never in this life

I guess you've never been conjicized so hard before
Education / Re: Students Of Covenant Polytechnic Aba Celebrate Their Graduation (Photo) by Slimtuns(m): 3:30pm On Oct 27, 2017
chai so this is what you do... I'm not sure if you've been out of the country before, if you now come get visa nko o?

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Phones / Re: Jumia Black Friday (2017) Secrets Exposed: The Promise, Scam, And Cheats To Use by Slimtuns(m): 3:24pm On Oct 27, 2017
I swear whoever read this till the end needs to enter the Guinness book of record as the most patient being on earth cry

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Celebrities / Re: Symba, Model In Bikini Poses With Keke Napep In Lagos Photoshoot by Slimtuns(m): 1:16pm On Oct 22, 2017
and what's with the ropes she tied on her body.. no be her puna dey chill outside so?

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Celebrities / Re: Bisola Aiyeola: "I Am Dating Jeff Akoh" (Photos) by Slimtuns(m): 1:00pm On Oct 22, 2017
but come to think of it, who else notices there's something wrong about that guy's age?? undecided

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Celebrities / Re: Bisola Aiyeola: "I Am Dating Jeff Akoh" (Photos) by Slimtuns(m): 12:57pm On Oct 22, 2017
Cuddlebugie:
The cougar and the toy boy grin. Old cattle (Bisola) eating young grass (Jeff). Someone just robbed the cradlecheesy Congratulations are in order for the new couple cheesy
the grass may be young on the outside but nutritious on the inside tho wink
Forum Games / Re: Only Genius Can Solve This by Slimtuns(m): 9:53am On Oct 22, 2017
2 girls ofc
they are both sitting in between two mirrors
Romance / Re: If I Propose To A Lady And She Accepts, Is It Compulsory I Marry Her? by Slimtuns(m): 9:45am On Oct 22, 2017
just one question, why would you propose to her if you knew your heart was indifferent about the proposal?
Romance / Re: See What A Child Posted On Facebook by Slimtuns(m): 9:36am On Oct 22, 2017
shinarlaura:


Lol...


My problem is not how she feels but the fact that she came publicly to announce it. smiley
she might be lonely you know wink... besides conji has no regard for any gender be you m or f
Celebrities / Re: "Your Fart Can Kill Someone" - Donjazzy Says To Tiwasavage by Slimtuns(m): 7:19am On Oct 22, 2017
lololol.. don jazzy is simply crazy grin
Romance / Re: See What A Child Posted On Facebook by Slimtuns(m): 7:17am On Oct 22, 2017
shinarlaura:
Wandas. What is this world turning into. angry
tell me a lie, tell me you didn't feel Hot when you were her age �
Romance / Re: Pay Me 100k Usd And I’d Allow You Fu*k My” — Another Us Based Video-vixen In Lag by Slimtuns(m): 7:11am On Oct 22, 2017
sense fall on you.. will your pussy grant me eternal bliss? radaada

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