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[quote author=Mynd_44]I have played peace maker long enough.
Get me some pop-corn[/quote]you dey fawk up.
if you wan watch my film..you go watch the one wey i go do with better person not this loon..
He can only get so little!

op's question is a no-brainer!
What's a relationship without all of that and more?
Mtcheeeeew!
Next please!!

...and someone should please tell freerhymer or whatever he is called to stop trying to relate with me..
He has quoted virtually every post i made today and replied with usual nonsense...even though i keep ignoring his attache antics..
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free2ryhme: you no sleep again. Abi u 4get sumtin

I'm not a fan or yours and aint ever gon be mister!
The earlier you understand that the better for you!

Idowuogbo: She is chatting different series of bullocks.
One min she's talking Jewjew, d next min she's advertising d alagba for her church. I don't fawcking gerrit mate!

lmao

Rhinocerous-very huge!

[quote author=Mynd_44]Sleep for where?[/quote]for my bed of course!!

this is the third time i'm opening this thread and still can't read the blah..
idowu ,abeg tell me summary.

*yawns..and goes to sleep!*

Sam Milla: Lucifer - i want to hear his own version of what happened between him and God. I dont like to judge with one side of the story.

Jesus - I want to know how he walked on water without sinking cos it seems no one has been able to do that again.

Jonah - I really need to punch him in the face. Then ask him who wrote that script about four days in the belly of fish. I believed that when i was a kid

Judas - He must have been from A*****a state. Knows the value of money as Early as that time.

David - how could he have decieved small men into thinking that they can beat bigger people in a fight.

Abraham - what was he thinking impregnating Ishmael's mother. Boko Haram would not have been dreamt about.

Moses - If he had not broken the original commandments, nigerians would have added another one to the original ten.

Pharoah - i wonder why that anuofia allowed the Isralites to go after suffering ten plagues.

Finally i would like to meet God himself. I want to know the name of my street in heaven so that i can go there with a wooden signpost, to replace the golden one. I am definitely going sell the gold.

And for some of you who are going to start cursing me for daring their beliefs, save the energy and laugh it off.

This shyt is hilarious...especially the bolded!!
Dang!!

[quote author=Mynd_44]Cheater[/quote]liar!!

[quote author=Atheist:-D]This is stupid and pointless. Who is going to agree to cheating? Might as well ask if we have lied or stolen or committed other moral wrongs.[/quote]i did affirm i did it once.....
Who wan catch me make e come catch me..

berem: Where the fucck is EBAMMA? This thread is not complete without him! Bbpreye or whatever you call yourself.you can't be the president of Garri association of nairaland members.Ebamma have been clamouring for the formation of the association.make you just go siddon abeg.I repeat WHERE IS EBAMMA?

Ebamma has probably been banned all in the name of the price of gaari!

[quote author=Mynd_44]I will judge you slimyem. You should have broken up with the guy first. Now where is that drug baba gave me for epilepsy?[/quote]lol.
You wan hear full story abi?
btw,hope there's someone around to catch you when you fall?
Its happening anytime from now!

I have.-Once in a long distance/boring relationship.
I didn't/couldn't lie about it and that was the end of the relationship.
I had/have no regrets about about it though.
An end was iminent anyways!
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Epilepsy go grab anybody wey try judge me on this issue!

Whether Seun likes it or not...people will always find a way to talk about garri!
An example is this comment i just found on a front-page thread.

The high price of GARRI. it makes me work hard to put food on the table.....*MODS if you like hide this one, justice for garri must prevail!!!!*

i enjoyed reading it and i'm sure a lot of people did too.
Price of garri and situations surrounding garri are not going anywhere on Nl!

freecocoa: Madam calm down joor, wetin happen? And no be person package those ones?

i tire for am o...
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@op,
boole and groundnut-the mama wey dey my junction sef don sabi me!
Gala and coke-when i'm in traffic.

my girlfriends..
-Sandra Bullock
-Jennifer Anniston
-Taylor Swift..
...and Aunty Oprah.
Don't ask me why!

so its safe to say the era of price of garri is past on Nl...huh?

Seun: Yes, please,

It's wrong to ask about the price of garri on a thread that has nothing to do with garri. Doing so will earn you a ban.

Thanks for your kind cooperation.

This is serious!!!

bennyraz: lwtmb.. Even if she fine pass mami water sef, i no fit do am..

my friend,stop making noise!
We hear you already...
Make we see road abeg!

this is some real [size=30pt]BULLSHIT!![/size]

[quote author=Mrs..Chima]I will kiss my husband on the lips but no tongue.[/quote]what if you want to do the do that early,you'll do it without kissing?

still in Lagos..
-etegbin..
-Shibiri...
-Ijagemo..

....and now,its debosky!
Ends shall never wonder!!

greatgod2012: my mother in law, very nice woman indeed, but have a problem:talks too much(may be because of her old age) has a very funny mannerism,its "lorokansa" meaning in a nutshell, when she's talking and she use dis term, if u're a stranger,u will think shes about to summarise d whole story, but, 4get, she is just starting, she can use d word 4 more than 20 times in a discussion.


My own, anyway such is life, i use dis phrase too often, as much as i try to caution myself, i couldnt, it's become part of me, tell me anything, d 1st thing u'l hear from me is "anyway,such is ilfe"

lol

Is cooking now such a big deal that it has to be related to gender equality/inequality?
I don't see the correlation here..