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RomanceRe: Can You Kneel Down For Your Spouse?... Either As A Man Or As A Lady. by slimyem: 7:33pm On Aug 30, 2012
there they are..
Pls go through the threads..
Sample,read and digest/discard opinions on there as you like it then close this thread!
https://www.nairaland.com/896093/go-down-knees-beg-man.
https://www.nairaland.com/832968/kneel-girl-friend
https://www.nairaland.com/455504/ladies-kneel-down-partner
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Makes You Want To Comment On A Topic? by slimyem: 6:29pm On Aug 30, 2012
Hemanwel: [b]@idowuogbo...ur swag is my rag,[/b]roger dat!
@freecocoa...y u eulogisin?Abeg,giv d praise 2 etisalat 4 givin u 15MB.
@calotti...I trip 4 d way u convey ur thoughts,walahi!
@op...i just com 2 corect d ills on NL.Lotta balderdash,I tellya!
@me...a perfect gentleman 4rm AREA.
cheesycheesycheesycheesycheesycheesycheesycheesy
RomanceRe: What Pains You Most When Your Partner Cheats On You? by slimyem: 5:07pm On Aug 30, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]it might be you oooooo[/quote]Duh!!
RomanceRe: Would You Kiss Your Partner, Even If They Have Not Brushed by slimyem: 1:59pm On Aug 30, 2012
yeske!!
RomanceRe: How Expensive Is Your Relationship? by slimyem: 1:46pm On Aug 30, 2012
freecocoa: Keep off angry
wetin happen??
You dey fear?
RomanceRe: How Expensive Is Your Relationship? by slimyem: 1:32pm On Aug 30, 2012
[quote author=Okija_juju]@Topic..

Priceless..

And the beauty of it is that she is worth every penny and more.. That's why she has my account details, login password and token..

Where the fun in a relationship if you can't spoil your partner silly..

P.S: My own na fiancee o!! [s]Ask for all my concubines, the most expensive na 20'k highest.. And that includes price of hotel, drinks and taxi fare..[/s]
[/quote]Interestino!cheesycheesy
FamilyRe: How Do You Welcome Your Husband Home After Work? by slimyem: 10:55am On Aug 30, 2012
Yomieluv: thanks jare.when i'm marid,this is how,i want to be welcomed.i want my wife,and kids to dash out of d house,when they hear the hoot of my car,shouting "daddy oyoyo oyoyo"shaking their bombom o,then i'll dash out 1 gala,and lacasera for them to share,with a pat of their back.
Ishilove: We do high fives, low fives,chest thumps and chop knuckles.
Ishilove: Lmao!!!cheesy

Just that? You are dull. Me, i hired some choristers who stand at the corridor everyday to serenade him with 70's and 80's love songs, while i stand at the end of the corridor, my arms outstretched,a well positioned fan blowing my hair slowly across my smiling face.
grin
lmao..
You guys have so made my morning..
I can't stop laughing at all of the above!cheesycheesycheesy
RomanceRe: What Pains You Most When Your Partner Cheats On You? by slimyem: 10:24am On Aug 30, 2012
^^yeah...right!!
RomanceRe: 10 Things A Girl Must Not Do In Front Of Her Man by slimyem: 10:10am On Aug 30, 2012
amiskurie: Yaa,Yaa!I care for some badt girls lyk u to keep my bed howling b4 i settled down with a decent one wink
you are wearing your a$s as a hat as expected...
Keep it up!!
RomanceRe: What Pains You Most When Your Partner Cheats On You? by slimyem: 10:04am On Aug 30, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]^^
Slimyem is looking for you[/quote]No,i'm not!
His future gf/wife is not to be envied!
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@post....what hurts most is the realisation of the fact that i wasn't enough for him and having been taken for a fool all along.
RomanceRe: 10 Things A Girl Must Not Do In Front Of Her Man by slimyem: 9:47am On Aug 30, 2012
amiskurie: I hate women talking dirty,saying things like OKO,OBO and slangs too.
or you alright?
...or should i call for help? huh
RomanceRe: 10 Things A Girl Must Not Do In Front Of Her Man by slimyem: 8:48am On Aug 30, 2012
op's post is [size=30pt]BULLSHIT[/size] all the way!!
RomanceRe: Pro01,i'm Curious About You.Come In Here Please! by slimyem(op): 10:30pm On Aug 29, 2012
...and btw,pro01,this thread wasnt meant to shave your hair for your abscence nor are we wicked people..
It was borne out of concise obsevation of you and your posts which piqued my curiousity about if/where there is a problem..
Thank you for gracing the thread and clarifications.
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Now,that all said,everyone pls leave quietly and close the door behind you!
RomanceRe: Pro01,i'm Curious About You.Come In Here Please! by slimyem(op): 10:18pm On Aug 29, 2012
1. I don't hate women - I just know them for what they really are, which, quite often is at variance with what they pretend to be-how many women have you actually been with/around that makes you think you know them all? huh
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2. I am not 'bitter' - most of your post around women issues say otherwise.that's what i see and probably what a few other people see.
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3. Just like in real life, Nairaland has a disproportionately high number of duplicitous females. I consider it a worthwhile pastime to expose them by 'blowing the breeze wey go open fowl yansh', as it were, so that my fellow guys (many of whom lack sufficient real-world experience) would learn not to be too trusting and deluded-so it's safe to say you are Nairaland's apostle of the gospel according to women..right?
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4. This does not mean that I don't think there are, em, 'good' women. Of course there are. . .or at least there are comparatively less bad ones. I can name a few user nameswomen right here on NL that I deem good less bad than the others. . .
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I hope it's all very clear now. You can see that I really love women or at least their endowments more than I love myself sef. It's not as bad as you make it seem.-i really hope its as you say it is..and not a resultant effect of some underlying past women encounter.
RomanceRe: Pro01,i'm Curious About You.Come In Here Please! by slimyem(op): 9:01pm On Aug 29, 2012
kandiikane: ...Pro1 came in, looked and walked off.
its not all that surprising..
The 'if' clause in my post presumed that!
RomanceRe: Pro01,i'm Curious About You.Come In Here Please! by slimyem(op): 8:48pm On Aug 29, 2012
Babzilla: U GUYS SHOULD LEAVE HIM ALONE. angry BECAUSE HE IS NOT A MUMU AND WILL ALWAYS STAND HIS GROUND DOES NOT MAKE HIM A BAD PERSON. IN MY OPINION I THINK HE IS A FINE GENTLEMAN. THE TYPE U CHICS SHOULD ALWAYS LOOK FOR AS HUSBAND. IN FACT IF I WERE A BABE ID ASK HIM OUT.
what's your point mister?
Is anyone holding him? huh
FamilyRe: How Do You Welcome Your Husband Home After Work? by slimyem: 8:28pm On Aug 29, 2012
pro01: Na so dem go dey form loving wifey for internet. I wouldn't be surprised if some of these babes are fishwives in real life who prefer to welcome their hapless husbands with 'sweet words' such as:"Mscheeeeeww, useless man, so you're back again empty handed?".
your attention is needed here sir https://www.nairaland.com/1032836/pro01im-curious-you.come-here-please#11985620
RomanceRe: Pro01,i'm Curious About You.Come In Here Please! by slimyem(op): 8:23pm On Aug 29, 2012
[quote author=lola.luv]Hmmmn. Thought I just saw a profile pic that he took in front of Shoprite. grin[/quote]oh!
I just saw it..
Its a grey emboss that doesn't really tell much though...cheesy
RomanceRe: Pro01,i'm Curious About You.Come In Here Please! by slimyem(op): 7:50pm On Aug 29, 2012
[quote author=lola.luv]But virtually all the nairaland guys are like that; crude and spiteful towards ladies, though with the exception of a blessed few (no need to mention names). What makes PRO1 so different or special? They come a dime a dozen here and Slim, you haven't extended a manicured hand of friendship to any of them! undecided

#rushes off to check PRO1 profile pic! cheesy[/quote]lol.
He doesn't have a profile picture...and what he looks like is not important in this case.
Most nairaland men are like that but they make exceptions occassionaly.
pro01 instead is anti-women in every way and on every issue bothering around women!
There is no mellowness to his show of spite/malice at all!
RomanceRe: Pro01,i'm Curious About You.Come In Here Please! by slimyem(op): 7:07pm On Aug 29, 2012
sexkillz: [color=#000030]Hmm. . .
[/color]
na my own today nah..but na your own tomorrow sha..Mr
practicers'
!cheesycheesy
RomanceRe: Pro01,i'm Curious About You.Come In Here Please! by slimyem(op): 6:48pm On Aug 29, 2012
freecocoa: Slimyam don fall in e-loff o, I pray he is the one, its long over due.cheesy
sweetie,that's not what this is about...
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Any good samaritan who comes across him shold please direct him here..cheesy
RomancePro01,i'm Curious About You.Come In Here Please! by slimyem(op): 6:30pm On Aug 29, 2012
I have observed you as a very intuitive and quick on the uptake person over time on here plus your tartness and spite for anything feminine or womanly.
You make absolutely no efforts to hide your disdain for us.
May i ask why?
What's the story behind it?
We are not all actually defective or as crummy as you make it seem.
Bitterness poisons the people around us..remember?
I know you can be very crude with your answers but please be gentle.
This is an extension of a hand of friendship...if you'll want to take it.
FamilyRe: How Do You Welcome Your Husband Home After Work? by slimyem: 5:30pm On Aug 29, 2012
na so so lie lie people full this thread...
People wey be say na sharp and bland 'ekaabo o', 'ndewo' or 'sannu de zuwa' them dey take greet their husband for house dey tell us say na kissing and hugging levels.
Duh!cheesycheesy
RomanceRe: How Old Were You When You Had Your 1st Kiss? by slimyem: 5:04pm On Aug 29, 2012
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HealthRe: 5 Things To Avoid Before Sleeping by slimyem: 4:37pm On Aug 29, 2012
i'm only guilty of sleeping with ma phone..
I don't do the rest!
RomanceRe: How Many Boyfriends Can A Nigerian Girl Have? - Video by slimyem: 1:02pm On Aug 29, 2012
free2ryhme: Y not, when competition is at its all time highest.. They don't want to be left behind and want to secure their future!!! Women, you are all the same.. Reduce the price you attract more customers .. simple law of demand and supply grin grin grin
can someone please explain the above nonsense?
RomanceRe: How Many Boyfriends Can A Nigerian Girl Have? - Video by slimyem: 11:39am On Aug 29, 2012
Idowuogbo: Yemz, i still think dat ish is scripted.Although rgardless if its scripted or not , i feel u on d bolded. sad
babe...the thing pain me o...i nor fit lie you!
The whole issue just give me shut up straight!
Shame catch me on their behalf!
RomanceRe: How Many Boyfriends Can A Nigerian Girl Have? - Video by slimyem: 11:13am On Aug 29, 2012
This is no where near a laughing issue.These girls have cheapened feminity and womanhood in every way!
Damn!

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