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RomanceRe: Why Are There So Many Single Grown Ladies by slimyem: 7:59pm On Jun 27, 2012
Idowuogbo: Ur point is? undecided
me sef dey wonder.....
RomanceRe: Afraid Of The Future In My Relationship by slimyem: 4:47pm On Jun 27, 2012
do your best to work on your weight and hope your guy appreciates your efforts.
Don't trouble yourself.instead,enjoy the relationship as long as it lasts.what will be will be!
RomanceRe: Why Are There So Many Single Grown Ladies by slimyem: 4:43pm On Jun 27, 2012
....because majority of the men around are plain boring ,whiny sissies...
Simple!
RomanceRe: Mr. Nairaland **nominations And Voting As Started** by slimyem: 4:32pm On Jun 27, 2012
[quote author=Mynd_44]Too many gays up here who will like to touch themselves with someone else's picture[/quote]someone's feeling funky....
duh!
RomanceRe: Mr. Nairaland **nominations And Voting As Started** by slimyem: 4:31pm On Jun 27, 2012
bennyraz: slimyem, ur nomination came late. Sorry, i just saw it. Does anyone knw dat dudehuh Jst asking no offence cheesy cheesy cheesy
no wahala!
TV/MoviesRe: Foreign Movies Copied Into The Nigerian Home Videos by slimyem: 2:57pm On Jun 27, 2012
sunjetg: Unfaithful-Diane Lane(Hollywood)vs Lust and love-Tonto Dike(Nollywood)
that unfaithful has a Bollywood version and a yoruba nollywood(Ogogo) version too.
Smh!
PhonesRe: How Much Did You Buy Your First Phone And Sim? by slimyem: 2:51pm On Jun 27, 2012
na my papa buy my first phone and sim..
One ericcson with long antenna!
I ask am how much but he nor tell me.cheesy
RomanceRe: Can You Allow Your Spouse Participate In BBA Stargame Because Of $200,000? by slimyem: 2:22pm On Jun 27, 2012
yes,i can if he signs a contract of coming back home to me as soon as he wins the money!cheesy
RomanceRe: Never Trust "Some" Naija Chicks No Matter How Innoncent And Angelic by slimyem: 2:11pm On Jun 27, 2012
2sexy: What about you? I go dig your past. Just wait for me to the time for that.
grab a shovel....and fast too!
M waiting...
TV/MoviesRe: Writer-filmmaker Nora Ephron Dies At 71 by slimyem: 2:05pm On Jun 27, 2012
never heard of her!
PoliticsRe: Ebonyi Govt Bans Religious Programmes On EBBC by slimyem: 12:51pm On Jun 27, 2012
nice move!
...will probably help reducing religious fanatism which is the opium of our society!
RomanceRe: Never Trust "Some" Naija Chicks No Matter How Innoncent And Angelic by slimyem: 11:51am On Jun 27, 2012
2sexy......always whining about one heartbreak or another...
Smh!cheesy
RomanceRe: Contract Marriage, Anyone With Me On This Thought? by slimyem: 11:37am On Jun 27, 2012
honeric01: Thunder can only make it faster.. i repeat again, your dreams go remain dreams unless you have a change of heart. just imagine what you have in mind? infact why wait to be married self before doing this? you can strike a deal with the poster, bear 2 kids, take one each and go live in your fantasy world, is this too bad to suggest?
no,its not a bad idea...except that i do not know the op nor do i intend to.
Besides,he might no even meet my criteria..so,thanks!
Btw,stop taking this personal.
Its not your life...is it?
RomanceRe: Mr. Nairaland **nominations And Voting As Started** by slimyem: 11:21am On Jun 27, 2012
bennyraz: i will add it. @killz. Typo mistake @mynd_44 twice. @crusifis, i worked with nominations. I didn't nominate myself. And if u are angry cuz u weren't nominated, i sorry 4 u cheesy
pls see below...
slimyem: please include davidylan in that list asap!cheesy
RomanceRe: Mr. Nairaland **nominations And Voting As Started** by slimyem: 11:13am On Jun 27, 2012
please include davidylan in that list asap!cheesy
RomanceRe: Contract Marriage, Anyone With Me On This Thought? by slimyem: 11:00am On Jun 27, 2012
Phymeify: @slimyem so you mean all you want is just a child from a man and then leave with your child.
yes.
Is that a problem?
honeric01: Your dream is going to remain a dream in Jesus's name.. Amen!
thunder fire that your prayer before it reaches the clouds!
CelebritiesRe: Which Celebrity Are You Crushing On Right Now by slimyem:
slimyem: Chad Michael Murray!
modified o!
It is now Eric Christian Olsen a.k.a Marty Deeeks!
I need that character to come to life for me!cheesy
RomanceRe: Contract Marriage, Anyone With Me On This Thought? by slimyem: 10:43am On Jun 27, 2012
its your life.
Please do whatever you like with it.
As for me,i have always had a dream...and still have a dream of getting preggies for a man with certain qualities i desire in a child....and walk away with my child and no request for chid support or whatever...cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: Who Would You Fight? by slimyem: 9:49am On Jun 27, 2012
Logic Mind: Slimyem dreaming of gangbbang orrgy in a dark room.
my thoughts are not your thoughts!
Jog on !tongue
RomanceRe: 75% Of Women Are Unlikely To Date Jobless Men by slimyem: 11:11pm On Jun 26, 2012
true!
A jobless man is in no way attractive.
EducationRe: NUC Suspends Part-time Programmes In Varsities by slimyem: 12:32pm On Jun 26, 2012
make them nor let am reach post-graduate students o...if not,gbege go happen.cheesycheesy
CelebritiesRe: D'banj, Tuface At LoudNProudlive With Nneka! by slimyem: 12:26pm On Jun 26, 2012
boyendowed: and very thugish too
phraoh: Ermm, this Adibua dude is an elephant.....
valacious: Still cant get the image of olisa adibua and his staff beating saga outta my head.
make all of una free my uncle abeg!cheesycheesy
GamingRe: Game Of Life-words by slimyem: 9:41pm On Jun 25, 2012
from the first post to the last post is all jumbles!
PhonesRe: Is Dbanj`s Koko Mobile Still In Operation Or Dead? by slimyem: 9:14pm On Jun 25, 2012
same thing with koko mattress and his partnership with mouka.
..till today,we neva hear nothing!
FashionRe: Wedding Gowns: To Buy Or To Lease? by slimyem: 7:50pm On Jun 25, 2012
depends on many things...
If the gown is such that can be converted into something simple and outgoing later,i wouldnt mind buying if i can afford it!
If not,no way!
Leasing isnt such a bad idea though....if i find one suitable and pretty enough!
RomanceRe: Who Would You Like To Meet On Nairaland? by slimyem: 8:13am On Jun 25, 2012
Scash: Jaybee n Slimyem
really?cheesy
The pleasure would be mine too! wink
RomanceRe: Embarrassing Lines You've Used On A Lady by slimyem: 11:59pm On Jun 24, 2012
babe,you are beauty.
Can we hang about?tonguetonguetongue
RomanceRe: Can You Use Your Lover's Sponge And Towel? by slimyem: 11:44pm On Jun 24, 2012
Kingsleyinfo: so you fit put your pee pee for her wee wee but you nor fit use her towel or sponge, sad sad
na that one pain you?
If una fit lick and suck una under,na towel and sponge go con be issue?
Abegi!!cheesy
CareerRe: The Top 10 Best Companies To Work For In Nigeria by slimyem: 6:57pm On Jun 24, 2012
gabman700: Lesson to learn: Dont type while smoking & dont smoke while typing.
[quote author=life_style]Are you drunk ?[/quote]
gabman700: perhaps its the effect of ganja
stop being uptight you two!
It wasn't a mistake on that poster's part.it was a delibrate reversal attempt at humour!
RomanceRe: Is It Wrong To Approach A Lady On The Street? by slimyem: 6:03pm On Jun 24, 2012
coolzeal: picking up a lady from the street is not bad but you can't tell if she's busy or perhaps running out of time to her destination. Best places to pick up women are Library, Garden, Functions/events, [s]Art & gallery display, movie theater and sometimes in a restaurant [/s]etc..
only the bolded is pratical in naija.
How many arts and gallery displays happen around,how many movie theaters do we having in the country?
How many public libraries do we have and how many people use them?
How many gardens are around...and how many people use them.
Mister,asides owanbes' and other ceremonies,the rest is not feasible in Nigeria!
RomanceRe: I Am On Nairaland To Find A Husband. Month Of June And Still Not Married by slimyem: 11:12pm On Jun 23, 2012
am i the only one who thinks the op is male fronting as a female....and that this is a kinda scam in process? huh

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