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RomanceRe: What Kind Of A Man Makes A Woman Cry? by slimyem(op): 9:07am On Oct 15, 2011
What's with y'all whining bout beating?like i said before and will say again, THIS ISNT ABOUT ABUSE!cant you comprehend simple english?
Get off here if you aint got nothing else to say.
RomanceRe: What Kind Of A Man Makes A Woman Cry? by slimyem(op): 8:50am On Oct 15, 2011
tellwisdom:
I wonder who could be beating this tooth pig gurl again, trying to addup flesh angry angry
Cork's a$$-licker is already here.go ahead.lick it up.we know its your job.
RomanceRe: Marriage Is Overrated by slimyem: 10:06pm On Oct 14, 2011
Marriage is no obligation dictated by the society.it is an institution ORDAINED by GOD!
And just so you know, a lot of people(like me) get married/want to get married because they want to share their beautiful life with someone who in turn want to share his/her not because the have to.
Which kain mentality be this sef?SMH
RomanceRe: I'm SS (Victim Of Sickle-Cell Disease): Who Will Marry Me? by slimyem: 6:16pm On Oct 14, 2011
Stronger99:
Open to everyone? Not my style. I don't tell people things when they have no solution to offer. I don't do pity. I appreciate your reply though. Thanks

Will the moderator move this to family section where we have adults? I didn't create this thread so people will come on and joke.
slimyem:
every wanna-be
hey easy!read again.i didnt say EVERYONE.its every wanna-be.i mean every guy who wants to seriously be in you life.
M surprised you actually think i joked about this.ugh!
RomanceRe: I'm SS (Victim Of Sickle-Cell Disease): Who Will Marry Me? by slimyem: 5:43pm On Oct 14, 2011
[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=781843.msg9339605#msg9339605 date=1318609968]slimyem. is ther sumtin u would like to ask me like: Mr Cork, will you marry me? wink[/quote]hey mr.Corkroach,will you stop stalking me for chrissake!
RomanceRe: I'm SS (Victim Of Sickle-Cell Disease): Who Will Marry Me? by slimyem: 5:30pm On Oct 14, 2011
op,no matter how much you think your status is holding you back,you will always find someone who will love you for who you are and what you are.just be open to every wanna-be about your condition.
One more thing-live by your handle.be strong!
RomanceRe: What Kind Of A Man Makes A Woman Cry? by slimyem(op): 4:47pm On Oct 14, 2011
[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=781378.msg9339158#msg9339158 date=1318606830]slimyem. sweery did he made you cry? he didnt feed you? is that why u skiiny  like toooth pig? undecided[/quote]shut up there!this isnt a joke thread.
Naughty Peckham's puppy!
RomanceRe: Top 5 Ways To Woooo Any Female: Fat Or Slim by slimyem: 4:23pm On Oct 14, 2011
this is the stupidest post i have read all day.
FamilyRe: Husbands: Does Your Wife Kneel Down To Greet You In The House? by slimyem: 1:37pm On Oct 14, 2011
i clearly understand the op.the topic of this thread is clearly in past tense so the op is definitely talking about the 1960's.
Kneel down ko,stood down ni.mtcheeeeeew
RomanceRe: Ladies And Gentlemen. Pls Be Honest, Can Date/fall In Love With An Albino? by slimyem: 11:22am On Oct 14, 2011
tellwisdom:
[/color][/size[size=12pt][color=#000099]Dont you eathuh embarassed embarassed You look to THIN for my liking!! BONE BONE EVERYWHERE, EVEN YOUR LAP, EQUALS MY HAND grin grin grin
this is what you picture in your deluded mind shey?dont worry.i understand ur sick state.[quote author=yusuf_@ link=topic=781470.msg9336667#msg9336667 date=1318586795]i guess u don't ve anything better to with your time than to follow mr cork from thread to thread kissing his lame asss[/quote]yes,eating up Cork's droppings is his hobby.
RomanceRe: Ladies And Gentlemen. Pls Be Honest, Can Date/fall In Love With An Albino? by slimyem: 10:38am On Oct 14, 2011
tellwisdom:
[b][/b]

[size=29pt]AKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE grin grin grin grin grin grin grin. slimyemugu and skinny toothpig cheesy cheesy grin grin grin DROPSSSSSSS FAINTEDDDDD grin grin[/size]
Tellstupid,fine by me as long as you dont get resuscitated.
RomanceRe: Ladies And Gentlemen. Pls Be Honest, Can Date/fall In Love With An Albino? by slimyem: 10:35am On Oct 14, 2011
toba:
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked Meaning u cant date me? Im light skinned down town u know?
we'll find a way around it.we can always limit it to nights only and turn off the lights [quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=781470.msg9336357#msg9336357 date=1318584138]Slimyemugu.  Sweeery that’s not a nice thing to say, you skinny tooth pig. How would you have felt if you were born disable or people felt irritated by just lookin at your skinny face? You need prayers! angry[/quote]Peckham's puppy,i understand you do not have no comprehension skills.where did i use the word IRRITATE in my post?berra go borrow a pair of specs you miserable blind dog!mtcheeeeeeeew
RomanceRe: Distant Relationship: Happy Ending? by slimyem: 10:26am On Oct 14, 2011
i will NEVER be a part of any long distance relationship and i will NEVER advice it.(talking from experience).
RomanceRe: Ladies And Gentlemen. Pls Be Honest, Can Date/fall In Love With An Albino? by slimyem: 10:15am On Oct 14, 2011
Every strand of hair on my skin automatically rises anytime i as much as handshake an albino.it's a reflex.
Because i have always had a preference for dark men,i have otfen joked about how unappealing a fair guy/albino would look like down there.
In short,an albino is a NO-NO! for me relationship wise.
RomanceRe: What Kind Of A Man Makes A Woman Cry? by slimyem(op): 9:16am On Oct 14, 2011
ifihearam:
wen u beat a gurl wen she like bleeps up b4 tym,u pet her nd mk gud love 2 her.she wnt more of d beating trust me.
utter gibberish!
RomanceRe: Can You Marry A Physical Challenge (lady Or Guy) by slimyem: 9:05am On Oct 14, 2011
depends!if i have been dating him before he became physically challenged and we had plans to be married,i would!
I just wouldnt date a one.
RomanceRe: Ladies,how Would You Toast A Guy You Love by slimyem: 8:33am On Oct 14, 2011
i wouldnt toast a guy i love.if he doesn't notice me then crap it!
Another guy will come along.
RomanceRe: Contemporary Nigerian Girls Are Losing The Wifey Quality! by slimyem: 8:21am On Oct 14, 2011
[quote author=Dandy. link=topic=781307.msg9335526#msg9335526 date=1318574290]^I guess you are 1 of them^[/quote]its just a guess.u do not have proof of it!
RomanceRe: What Kind Of A Man Makes A Woman Cry? by slimyem(op): 8:17am On Oct 14, 2011
coded777:
Hey gurl, i can boldly tell you that your man loves u, whatever warrants him beating u up all the time is a spirit behind to separate u both, that is if he beats u for no JUST cause.  wink
which kain spirit be that one?
Btw,no one is beating up no one.there's no writing bout physical abuse in the post above.
RomanceRe: What Kind Of A Man Makes A Woman Cry? by slimyem(op): 8:10am On Oct 14, 2011
sexkillz:
. . . . Incomplete scenario, as i dont know what she does to him, that makes him in turn, make her cry! You'll agree with me that only a discombobulated man, makes a woman cry, for no just reason! And even more discombobulated & obfuscated, is a woman that sticks to a man that makes her cry, for no just reason! Something must be seriously wrong with both of them, catastrophically speaking! Unless you add a twist to this story, that's all i have to say. . .
there is no twist to the story.he does wrong all the time for no JUST cause.
RomanceRe: Is Personality All That Should Really Matter When Searching For A Spouse? by slimyem: 6:12am On Oct 14, 2011
simply put-He's a great struggling guy and you dont know if you should stick around or not.
Listen sweetie,you dont find great guys all the time.he's on a quest for good life and comfort.walk with him.it might be a little rough but i bet it'll turn out good in the end.
RomanceRe: What Kind Of A Man Makes A Woman Cry? by slimyem(op): 5:55am On Oct 14, 2011
yorke:
Sweery, are u the HER here?
what does it matter?
RomanceWhat Kind Of A Man Makes A Woman Cry? by slimyem(op): 5:45am On Oct 14, 2011
He claims to love her but makes her cry all the time and then he says sorry all the time.
What kind of a man is that?
RomanceRe: Contemporary Nigerian Girls Are Losing The Wifey Quality! by slimyem: 11:54pm On Oct 13, 2011
what an epistle!
RomanceRe: Too Many Experiences? by slimyem: 11:41pm On Oct 13, 2011
Tom Ford:
Perhaps i should add a twist to this topic

what if you went ahead and married her,you love her beyond description,decided to start a family only for the doctors to say her womb has been damaged by the many years of intimate gallivanting and intimate wantonness.will anyone of you stay in the marriage or call it quit?
forget the twist.what if she medically alright in every way?
RomanceRe: Too Many Experiences? by slimyem: 11:36pm On Oct 13, 2011
sexkillz:
ROTFLMAO!!! grin grin grin

Ok! What if she does have a transmittable disease? And would you marry the guy released from prison? They say he is now of good behavior!. . . wink
like i said before, and will say again-the two issues are simply INCOMPARABLE!
RomanceRe: What Does It Mean When Someone Is Asking You For A Date? by slimyem: 10:33pm On Oct 13, 2011
op,are you an alien?
RomanceRe: Too Many Experiences? by slimyem: 9:49pm On Oct 13, 2011
sexkillz:
Really? . . . . . "find a good man in the Murderer with a dirty past? Why can't he be forgiven his past?
He who has no sins___"


Those were your words! I only modified the gender! In your words again "a lady who has slept with 15 people is most definitely a p***** who might wake up one day and decide i'm d next victim."

So?. . . . . grin What do you have to say? grin
what are you saying?
What kind of victim would that make you?
A victim of good s.e. x(given she has no transmittable disease)?
tell me something else/
RomanceRe: Ladies,how Would You Toast A Guy You Love by slimyem: 9:35pm On Oct 13, 2011
iice:
[color=#9900ff]How can i love someone i don't have a relationship with? huh[/color]
what if he had always been your friend?
RomanceRe: Please Help Tellwisdom by slimyem: 9:07pm On Oct 13, 2011
tellwisdom:
**SEE THIS IDIOTTT, EATING WHAT SHE CLDNT AFFORD FOR HERSELF** angry angry. She might have the money oo, but would always find a guy to foot the bill. WHY?? angry angry.[/color][/size]
it takes only an idiottt to recognize another idiotttt.
As for the 'why',what happened to your wisdom?
Oh!i forgot.you've been rechristened Tellfoolish.
RomanceRe: Too Many Experiences? by slimyem: 9:01pm On Oct 13, 2011
sexkillz:
Would you marry a man who has murdered 15 people, has gone to Prison and is out of prison? . . . cheesy
how can you even compare this with the issue on ground?a man who has murdered 15 people is most definitely a psycho who might wake up one day and decide i'm d next victim.
Btw,murder and promiscuity dont equal.

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