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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Needs Smart,intelligent Male Chatmates by slimyem(op): 10:46pm On Oct 07, 2011
REALITY101:
Oh lawd really? Sexkills fuckiing her already? Bruv I'mma send some of em Louis V's Condoms. To u.
your brain has been irreparably damaged.there's no solution for you.
RomanceRe: A Girl Who Is A Virgin Does Not Mean She Is Virgin Mary by slimyem: 10:40pm On Oct 07, 2011
what's with lefulefu and orkinla 's virginity obsession threads these days?
Abeg make we hear word o.
RomanceRe: All Because Of One Bobo by slimyem: 10:22pm On Oct 07, 2011
Xavier!Xavier!Xavier!
Hw many times did i call you?
Once a woman you are planning to marry starts creating barriers and privacy crap at this stage,you need to watch out.
One thing i dont get is how she's been able to hide her abusive skills for three years.you never can tell maybe God is just trying to tell you something(dunno if you believe in God though)
RomanceRe: How To Know If A Babe Is Lying If She Claims Of Being A Virgin by slimyem: 8:19pm On Oct 07, 2011
lefulefu:
Of course all my points hold water and even ice block sef.The reason u naija babes lie about being virgins is because u want to get married by all means and u think telling your prospective husbands tht u are virgins will give them the impression that u are innocent to the ways of the world.You all want to eat your cake and have it at the same time abi? grin.
you dont get it.do you?
What's d point in lying to a man you want to marry especially about something as visible as virginity?
How would a marriage built on lies survive especially in this age and time when even the one built on truths dont survive?
RomanceRe: How To Know If A Babe Is Lying If She Claims Of Being A Virgin by slimyem: 7:17pm On Oct 07, 2011
op,all your points hold no water.
And then i wonder why a girl should lie about being a virgin to someone who's most probably gon sleep with her.doesnt make sense!
RomanceRe: You Are Invited To A Wedding But: by slimyem: 7:11pm On Oct 07, 2011
why not?I dont remember being a Siamese twin.
Besides,there's no biggie.my partner is supposed to understand its a single invite.
RomanceRe: Don't Force Yourself On A Man by slimyem: 5:00pm On Oct 07, 2011
op,one word for you-So much BITTERNESS makes you old and poisons everyone around you.
Brood over it!
RomanceRe: If You Were Given A Blank Cheque: by slimyem: 1:56pm On Oct 07, 2011
[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=776476.msg9293021#msg9293021 date=1317988037]slimyem   <<----  ((((((Typical GOLD digggers))) ---------->>>   FreeCOcoa    angry

               Thanks God for better options:  WHITE WOMEN!! angry
[/quote]Peckham's puppy,get off my back before i descend on you,
RomanceRe: I Dnt Want To Marry An Ashawo As House Wife, Please Help! by slimyem: 11:46am On Oct 07, 2011
typical player now looking for a decent girl to marry,
What you sow is what you reap my dear.
Goodluck with your search.
RomanceRe: Guys Can U Marry Woman That Senior You Senior With 23year by slimyem: 8:42am On Oct 07, 2011
, here we go again!
RomanceRe: Clear Me On This Situation by slimyem: 11:32pm On Oct 06, 2011
op,you are like a fly that insists on following dead body into the grave.
She say she get boyfriend,you still dey find kiss and puzzy.what is your fccukin.g problem?
Clear yourself out of this situation yourself and stop wasting precious time on someone else's chic
RomanceRe: What Do U Think I Shud Do Right Now? by slimyem: 11:22pm On Oct 06, 2011
this is what you call, *it farts in my mouth and adds salt*.
You cant swallow the fart and you cant spit out the salt.
Jokes EtcRe: Girls Pls Read This Before You Attend Any Party. Be Fore-warned, Be Fore-armed by slimyem: 11:20pm On Oct 06, 2011
thank you for sharing this.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Needs Smart,intelligent Male Chatmates by slimyem(op): 8:43pm On Oct 06, 2011
sexkillz:
Hi! smiley
hullo!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Needs Smart,intelligent Male Chatmates by slimyem(op): 8:26pm On Oct 06, 2011
REALITY101:
Lmao mistaken your silly momma for a dogggy? You're a trip. Btw I didn't use my diick. . Just my left middle finger
your momma never had time to give you any morals cuz she wuz constantly fcccu.king her brains off in some dark alley with any random fellow she comes across.
That's the one reason i'd forgive your lack of brain cells,
RomanceRe: If You Were Given A Blank Cheque: by slimyem: 7:35pm On Oct 06, 2011
hw much is the 'obviously wealthy' man worth?
RomanceRe: Best Way To Propose: by slimyem: 7:03pm On Oct 06, 2011
[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=776369.msg9288810#msg9288810 date=1317920239]slimmy. Ok, Sweeeery will you marrry me if i buy you 2 arsenal shirt? wink[/quote]you mean with the last of your savings?
I dont want you going begging on the streets when hunger strikes you.
Save it for your future!
RomanceRe: Best Way To Propose: by slimyem: 5:52pm On Oct 06, 2011
just be creative and keep it simple and real.
RomanceRe: Best Way To Propose: by slimyem: 5:50pm On Oct 06, 2011
nawfia:
@mrs chima,

I have this crazy idea, grin grin

we are supposed to inspect a land i want to acquire, am thinking of proposing to her at the site.,dont know how crazy it will look kneeling in a swampy land and proposing??, grin grin
,
proposing on a farmland?
That is so unromantic.gosh!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Needs Smart,intelligent Male Chatmates by slimyem(op): 3:49pm On Oct 06, 2011
, and goodluck with that unlucky dog whose a$$ is definitely messed up from your thrusts.slimy ba$tarrd!

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