₦airaland Forum

tellwisdom:
Why do you want to leave now, when he has USED You?? . Get a gun and gun him down, cos he played carelessly with your punnyy

idi.ota,what makes you think i was talking bout me?

intercom:
Please help me out, my senior bros wants to marry my belove girl friend, i and this girl has been in friendship for a long time now, my bros came up with the proposal to marry her knowing fully that we are friends, my mum also supported the idea, she agreed with my bros. am seriously in a hot situation now, if am not being adviced well it may cause a big problem because this is the girl i so much love. although l have not proposed to this girl but we are strongly in love. l haven't heard from her because it is a family decision.

pls your advice would go along way to help me.

sorry,but you've been a chicken for too long.

Vicjustice:
I really appreciate that you too have observed these same blunders by Nigerians.
  As for the title, what do you suggest?

i suggest'WORDS OFTEN WRONGLY MISINTERPRETED'
that's d best i can come up with right now.

sexkillz:
You are kidding me, Right?. . .

what more do you expect from someone who fell from the streets and landed on the sky?

femmy2010:
Guess to have a protruding Ikebe.

meaning the ikebe go protude for only one side,the other side go con flat except if you wan dey carry two wallets for balancing

sexkillz:
I'm obfuscated! Where are the Romance Languages? And what makes them horrible? All i see are words, and your interpretation of them!

u think it is just the op's interpretation of them?
My dear,it is what actually obtains amongst a sizeable number of nigerians these days(including the so called literates).
Meanwhile,i dont buy the classification of the words as 'Romance languages'.

you guys are so cracking me up.

makes sense kinda

wetin facebook go cause ehn,Mark sef no go fit handle am.

when relationships go through troubled times,people tell you to be patient and watch and pray/hope that it'll get better.and then there's this quote of *every love story must stand the test of time* that i kinda suscribe to but a time will always come when it makes all the sense in the world to walk away.when is that time?

After having watched africa magic howbeit unavoidably(everyone in my house watches and i get to join them during family time),i have come to a conclusion that it is intellectually dropping and with the level of nudity(animalistic behaviour) displayed in most of these movies,it is much better to watch wildlife.at least,that way,you'll be watching real animals and learn intelligent stuff at the same time.
Anyone share my opinions?

phemnahs:
Madam Ogunlesi Oyeyemi Rashidat

hello??

sexkillz:
Lagos Waste Management Agency (LAWMA!). . .

or betterstill, aboki wey dey push wheel -barrow

sexkillz:
Ok! I wont!

Honestly, if i find myself in this unfathomable & inconceivable situation, i'll slap myself back to reality, and wake up from such a terrible nightmare!. . .

lmao

since Lisa has done it twice,the probability that she'll do it again is a definite 1.
Committment is a thing of the mind.its obvious Lisa isnt ready for any seriousness.
If Tonye was my bro,i'll just tell him to cancel all engagement or wedding preps 4 now and sit Lisa down for a serious talk on whether or not she's ready to stick with him and ONLY him for the rest of her life.

see kweshun,chai!

all these beauty talk sef.
Una no dey tire?

companionship!
Respect!

Dyt:
a true kiss does it all bt backed up wit a platinum ring n bank accs includin him spendin dem on me
i love 2 b spoilt

thank you!
U just wrote ma mind.

Mheeeen, Y'all just ended up in sending the op away.

Op,please define self worth and net worth.my dictionary is missing.

Op,na by force to start thread?
You don make your decision finish,u con dey disturb us for here.haba!

To love someone is wonderful-Yes!and
To love someone can also be very hard work.

jennyty:
There is this guy i have been dating for quite a while now, Tell me the best way i can dump him,

is there no refuse dump in your area?

Romantic amnesia?
Wetin i no go see for NL?

dumbest thread ever!

Skii:
Nigerian movie

yels,more like naija thingzz.